- Joined
- May 9, 2017
Make a jock dudebro Monk. Instead of spiritual balance, he's all about physical perfection and lifting heavy things. Total Chad/chud. Buff, loves red meat and raw eggs, loves flexing for pretty ladies, punches things so hard they explode.You know, all this shit about WOTC and DND reminds me of a question I asked on the WoD tread awhile back:
Bit of a dumb little joke question/challenge for you guys; for DND 5th, which races and classes do you guys think would fit best for an anti-woke character? Like, if you guys wanted to make a character that was basically a gigantic middle finger to WOTC and their woke crowd, what would you run?
Not entirely sure on the race side of things, but on the class side of things; I know that Barbarian and Druid have had some issues with woketards disliking them for some reason. Bard could work; these fucks completely lose their minds the moment they hear "mean words", so Vicious Mockery sounds fitting. Paladin and Cleric fit, since both can be about faith and holiness and such. Monks fit, since the woke seem to hate anyone being healthy and such.
What do you guys think? What would you choose?
Although, mechanically, a strength based Monk would be hard in 5E. But maybe that's part of the joke.