Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
OMG Himedall your writeups are amazing, I still don't know how you stomach all this.
Agreed. Himedall is the MVP's of the thread.
Mandy being a a man catfishing Nick means there’s a high chance we see worse than a bottle in Rekieta’s cheeks. We might gaze upon the balldo in all its glory. Do not want.
Rekieta is destined to be the new Goatse man. Rekietase.cx DO NOT CLICK!
Well, like I said, there is that Steam comment from somebody claiming they heard "her" voice. I don't know how much credibility it should be given though. Maybe none.
That one comment isn't enough to counter the mountain of evidence that points to Mandy being MAN d. The comment might have been made in error. The comment may have been made by another troon.
I sincerely hope that Kino Casino doesn't cover the MANdy story in detail and spread the word far and wide.
That'd be kinda terrible.
Good news. The lads are streaming tonight. Hopefully it comes up.
Traumatized by a teacher taking his Transformer, traumatized by moving in his childhood.

Starting to think Nick is even more of a colossal bitch than I imagined.
In Nick's defense Soundwave was one of the best G1 transformers. Just thinking about it is hitting me in the feels.
The quote above is from back in February. Cynthia has I believe on multiple occasions suggested some sort of familiarity or closeness with MAN-dy. It doesn't lead anywhere at this time, but I think its worth noting and remembering going forward.
OBJECTION! Move to strike. Cynthia is not a reliable witness. She is a bad actor who wanted to weaponize the farms against Rekieta to do him actual harm. Furthermore, she (on her own or with accomplices) tried to derail the thread with an array of sock accounts as part of her wacky agenda.
No, but CGoody could be. I have a crackpot theory, with nearly zero evidence to back it up, that CGoody is Mandy. It hinges on the statement (possible lie) that CGoody has met Mandy in person at least once.
That was my initial theory based on a similar recollection of the facts. I thought the statement was they dated.
 
adult discussion about problems in the world (e.g. trafficking, war, etc...)
This is what a child says when they think "adult conversation".
trauma from moving.
His personal trail of tears.
His guests told him they were leaving 'soon', but they stayed for hours longer.
Does this minger not have the fortitude to tell a guest they have to get going? Fuck, some people, myself included, will stay 5ever if everyone is having a good time and there have been no ques to leave. Take some control mr man of the house.
They help him theraputically.
Work does help men. But he doesn't even work, he just bitches. He does what a woman does, bitch to his besties over drinks.
He is not bragging; the stories are just telling people how crazy his life ir.
"I fucked all these 10s, not bragging tho, just my life be cray cray nigga."
He puts way the mustang tomorrow.
This tard had his shitstain out this long? Still on summers? Does this nigger know that summer tires don't just mean "not for use in snow"? Cold is bad m'kay.
They cannot understand, and they cannot because most people cannot handle being a streamer.
Being a streamer can be tough, it requires a certain personality and work-ethic. He has neither of those now and is coasting. This fool couldn't even handle a 9-5. But ya, he's totally cut of different cloth.
 
The Mandy thing is funny, but it was easy to guess something was up with "her."
I am pretty sure "this is obviously a catfish and probably a dude" was something like the first comment about MAN-dy.
All those black dudes he adds on Instagram are clearly his drug dealers selling him molly, cocaine, poppers, and who knows what else.
I. Do NOT. WANT. To do the poppers. But. I NEED. To do the poppers. Only with. The POPPERS. Can I accommodate the BBC that. I NEED.
 
I am pretty sure "this is obviously a catfish and probably a dude" was something like the first comment about MAN-dy.
In my headcannon I like to think it's a Mossad agent who is blackmailing Nick into destroying his career to save from having his family killed because he has been deemed problematic by the CIA. Ideally, he will come to a suspicious end that will be deemed to a suicide so those who once respected him have a shred of *something* to cling to that he wasn't always a total piece of shit drunk faggot.

One thought about mandy. It might be interesting to compile some of her posts and feeding them through a gender analyzer and see what comes back.
 
Drexel's editor and co-host, Tim, went to law school near the end of Drexel's migtown channel run and has been popping up on Potentially Criminal's streams. He mentioned he has trouble coming up with content for his own law channel in the stream chat and PC told him to cover Nick's lawsuit with Monty cause PC himself can't cover it cause he's involved in it. Happened just now on PC's stream. :story:

Edit: Tim has been to nick's house and appeared on stream while in his house (the election streams).
 
So that's why we need a seethestream of seethestreams to end the year.
If his autistic fan base can push Metokur to mention anything Rage Twig related, that would set off the seethestream you're hoping for.

I personally doubt it, because I doubt Jim finds it funny, but one can hope and get rainbows for even the slightest mention, and an ensuing shitshow.
 
The following extremely detailed analysis of the EXIF metadata was provided by @AltisticRight.
Oh shit, there's going to be math...
With the values for FoV and sensor size:
lol

Seriously great work you two.

his has led me to believe that Rumble has forgotten about Nick or he is at least low priority.
I think the latter. Rumble is apparently being targeted pretty hard by ISPs.

For those that don't know, there is a video site called Funker530 that posts, mostly, war and combat videos. They just this week had to quickly move off of using Rumble for their video player due to Rumble being DDoS'd. Their update post claimed something interesting:

This week we made a major leap forward towards full autonomy, with the launch of our new video player we built ourselves. Having control over our own player reduces the risk of us being influenced by outside forces, gives us full control over the player controls, and will allow us to add some unique community driven features in the near future.

There were two huge example of censorship affecting us. The first is that all of France was being blocked from watching videos for the last year. Now you can comment on your own riot footage again :) The second is that many major ISP's in the US were blocking all video ads at the ISP level, in an attempt to bankrupt Rumble, and anyone using their player. Both of these issues have now been dealt with.

If that's true, which this is the first I've heard such a claim, then yeah, Rumble talking to Balldo about renewing a contract may not be their highest priority. Trying to keep their platform alive and usable probably is.
 
Not entirely sure why my post was quoted in this. What am I missing?

Only that you were correct in that Cynthia said she & Mandy had been online friends for years but not necessarily from Rekieta’s chat.
Iirc Cynthia said (somewhere?) that she previously knew Mandy from some other online community & had then run into her again in Rekieta’s chat. Can’t find that reference though.

While searching for that, ran across the photo of what is probably some random guy that Mandy is claiming as her dad & tacked it onto the post but neglected to say that the dad pic was unrelated to your post. Sorry about causing confusion.
 
Doing locals after rumble isn’t useful


This guy just straight up doesn’t understand the business model/value proposition of locals.

It’s the premium post show you idiot!

The entire point, from the Locals perspective isn’t for you to be talking at the audience. You’re supposed to do a show, answer a few super chats, then go to locals to have an open forum where you can communicate directly with the fans, answer more personal questions and just have a more intimate interaction that doesn’t require paying you to notice them.

This isn’t a new concept and it’s existed well before locals. Why? Because it works. The problem is he doesn’t organize his streams anymore.
If he weren’t such a lazy drunk, he’d do 3 hour streams max. 2 hours of prepared topic, with an extra hour for distractions, tangents, and super chats. Meanwhile, he should use said tangents to say “this looks fun, let’s save this for later and check it out on locals. He already does this for Rumble, so save the smallest stuff for locals.

The locals show still has to be a show, no one on earth wants to eat a wealthy yet depressed alcohol mope around his dirty kitchen.

What’s that? 2 a.m. central is too late? Gee, maybe start your show earlier then. It’s not like this is you job or something,
Jesus Christ man.

You know, I would almost say “I get it” to his family excuses. But let’s be real. There are millions of people with 5 kids, and they still manage to have jobs full time jobs, most of which require a commute. and for most families both parents work do this.

Yet somehow Nick, who works from home and is only obligated to do 4 hours of work per day, from the comfort of his own home, is too busy unless he does it in the dead of night? Sorry, I’m not buying it. Just like I’ve never once believed his many “unexpected” drives.

Plus: he works from home and his kids are home schooled. He could still see them all day AND do his teaching while finding time to prepare his streams and then perform for 4 hours. Especially if he started 7 or 8 pm. Then he can be done with the main show by 10 or 11, do locals until 12, and then be done for the night. Giving him plenty of time to wash up, eat, and then get a full 8 hours of sleep before waking up to take his kid to…whatever it is they have to do at the crack of dawn(has he ever said what activity this is? My only thoughts would be track or water polo and I doubt it’s either this time of year).
That’s a 16 hour day Nick, standard for most people. And guess what? Your job and life is so easy, especially with a wife and nanny that it’s completely doable. Even better, your job doesn’t need to be done every day of the week. With your audience and contract You could easy do 3 nights a week on this schedule and take the other days to spend time with family and maybe even prep the topics did the show or even prep the entire week’s worth of topics.

Nick could have a successful show, have a happy family life, and be healthy. But he doesn’t, and it’s all because of his drinking, bad sleeping habits, and porn addiction. He’s more willing to destroy everything than be a normal, productive person.

I keep thinking about his comment to Dick when he once again bitched about shower texting. “How am I so much busier than everyone else?”

The answer is, you’re not. You’re barely busy at all. If he wants to see real busy, he should see the life of the standard tv news anchor. They have to figure out what news stories are worth talking about in air, they need to deal with whatever bullshit the producers yell at them, they spend all day in meetings figuring stuff out, then they do almost an hour getting their hair and makeup done for the camera and doing mic checks only to be on air live for an hour or two at a time. Usually in the evening but sometimes in the morning. Do you think they just show up to the studio and start rolling? Hell no, they’re at the studio all day. They work harder, longer, have more pressure, can be fired in a moment, and they make less money than you. And I can guarantee none of them text people in the shower. That’s not a busy person thing to do, it’s a desperate person thing to do.

He reached out to people on the shower because he needs constant stimulation. His family was asleep in that hotel, he was alone. He want streaming, he was likely scared or anxious. I feel like he’s become someone who needs to fe in conversation at all times, even if it’s negative, just so he can feel valid in his shallow existence
 
His pupils are always so large. I don't think I've seen a segment of him in his kitchen where he looked like a functioning adult; maybe it's just the lighting in there, but he always looks like a complete druggie bum
To play devil's advocate for 3.2 seconds, I don't think kitchens are particularly known for having the best lighting. People don't take kitchen seflies...they take "bathroom selfies."

Can't speak for kitchen segments from a year ago, but he definitely looks like a druggie bum now because he currently is one.
 
Passive aggressive seething about Karen Farms and Josh:


He's like a jilted lover; could he be any more of a woman? Yes, yes he could. But he lacks the balls to do it. Troon out.

His job is social media? Is it really? What does he do? He seethes on twitter in bursts and...then what? He's not exactly jumping around to different shows, he's not producing content on social media, he's not building large networks of people...what does he do that makes his job social media?
 
His job is social media? Is it really? What does he do? He seethes on twitter in bursts and...then what? He's not exactly jumping around to different shows, he's not producing content on social media, he's not building large networks of people...what does he do that makes his job social media?
He incessantly seethes and utterly fails to take responsibility for anything he ever does, blaming it on random people out in the ether.

That makes him both a faggot and a lolcow, which is to say, a member of the social mediocricy, a group of faggots who produce nothing of value and incessantly complain that their failure to contribute anything to society is making them less money than it used to.

In short, DIE NICK.
 
That sweater screams heteroflexible rich white dude going through a midlife crisis
. "Hello follow kids wunna smoke trees behind Arby's with me like my favorite folk hero Kevin Spacey in the classic American film American Beauty?
...Y...Y...You've never seen American Beauty?
ACK ACK ACK.
Fuck off old man? Whatever prude." *revs engine and squeals tires of his totally cool mustang.*
 
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He's like a jilted lover; could he be any more of a woman? Yes, yes he could. But he lacks the balls to do it. Troon out.

His job is social media? Is it really? What does he do? He seethes on twitter in bursts and...then what? He's not exactly jumping around to different shows, he's not producing content on social media, he's not building large networks of people...what does he do that makes his job social media?
I mean what can he really do? Put out a tweet? Wow so helpful Nick you did it you saved free speech.
 
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