Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Poonocchio]

Do You Know MANdy?

God sped, you beautiful autist.

 

[Fools Idol]

The ability to hide out for 15 years is what's so weird to me. An actual normie tf2 player would have taken part in some aspect of the community at some point and spilled some autistic spaghetti. I can't find fucking anything anywhere about this person. They've not been on troonout or facepunch, they've not been on r/tf2, etc. Normally tf2 players are autistic enough to use the same name everywhere (I could provide many examples of this) but this person just seemingly didn't I guess.

He's that guy who leaves his Steam account on offline and has no friends.

 

[Captain Manning]

Call me crazy but I don't think Cynthia or Farran would be playing 5000+ hours of TF

Agreed.

Not those two but a tranny they recruited from one of their super secret discord splinter cells most definitely

That doesn't really jive with the timeline though. First confirmed sighting of Mandy in Rekieta's orbit was in September of 2020. @Peace Through Power found the superchat, and @Balldo's Gate included it in his post (he provided a really good timeline concerning Mandy it in).

There would be no reason for either of them to have a tranny "fifth column" going that early on. Farran was still on good terms with Nick, and I don't recall when Cynthia entered the picture. Regardless of when she did, I'm pretty sure Cynthia was in Locals thotting it up with the rest of them around the time Mandy started posting those catfish pictures and getting Nick to drool all over them though. That was in October of 2022. It wasn't until later that things soured between Cynthia and Nick, she became an anti, and signed up for KF.

Thus far, I think Mandy was acting independently in their catfishing, and not part of some Machiavellian plan by some other party.

The knowing for "years" part I believe refers to Rekieta's live chat.

Quite possibly, yes.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Mandy turned up in Elissa's comment section a few hours ago, either not knowing that "her" fake pictures had been revealed or pretending not to know:



Is this going to turn into a Metokur Fembot situation where they just continue on as if nothing happened?

 

[Spaded Dave]

Is this going to turn into a Metokur Fembot situation where they just continue on as if nothing happened?

If they've been going this long then I doubt they would ever willingly give it up. Although if they were the funniest person in the world they'd take this opportunity to reveal themselves, leak everything, and become a goddamn hero of the harvest.

 

[3MMA]

Dude you were in grade school, and supposedly the trauma was from the cops yelling at your nigga friends.

I don’t. Want to. Feel. Trauma. Someone. Has to. Feel. The trauma. Of. Little. Black kids. On the bus. Being yelled at. By. The. Texas police. *drinks* They were. My. Family. That’s what. A gang. Really is. Family. I will. Never. Not be. Traumatized by. That day. That officer. Called them. Worthless Jiggaboo Niggers. Like. He just. Said. It! *drinks* We banged. In. The gang. I mean. It was. It was. Some hardcore stuff. *adjusts balldo, out of cameras view*

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

- Nick wants to visit Rumble and LOCALS in the next month.

- He might want to make LOCALS the first 30 minutes of the show to be LOCALS instead of afterwards.

- He might change his show from 11 PM central to 7 PM. He used to do 11 PM because of jis children. If he does that, LOCALS might take the 11 PM time slot.

So based on this and Elb's clips, Nick hasn't actually renegotiated with rumble. He's gonna do it next month on January. This has led me to believe that Rumble has forgotten about Nick or he is at least low priority. They're not eager enough about Nick to chase him down to ask for a resigning on a contract. He's like that retarded kid that they let play in his own corner. This also makes me believe that they are not even aware of Nick's stats.


Nick was really happy about this in June and I think Rumble even retweeted this too iirc but if you actually compare, he's pretty low value compared to the top guys (puts out more content hours to way less viewers). Personally I think whether rumble gives nick his contract or not is a good indicator on whether it's a 'serious competitor' platform or not.

Also this just popped up in my feed, not clipped by elb and here are some quotes:
"is your life so unburdened that when you're in the shower you don't think to text anybody?"
"if you've been texting someone for an hour and you have to take a shower..and you're like oh shit what do i do?!"

Nick, most people's life are so hectic that they take 5-10 min showers. They get in and get out to do other more important things. When you're also communicating with other people with text, it's also NORMAL to not respond back within 15 mins or even an hour plus. You can easily hop in and finish showering and then continue the conversation without the other party noticing. The fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Anticipointment]

That doesn't really jive with the timeline though. First confirmed sighting of Mandy in Rekieta's orbit was in September of 2020.

Mandy and I have been online friends for years

Mandy’s “dad”:

Hope Mandy is okay after the recent stuff...

 

[AltisticRight]

Brilliant post but I'll admit to being confused by one thing. In the EXIF it says there is a focal length of 2.5mm, but you then recalculate it to 0.3mm. Why take the angle as wrote but not the focal length? It doesn't change the math much, 110mm instead of 13mm, but I doubt the Nokia is capable of macro focus at 13mm. 110mm seems a reasonable bottom end of focus for a potato phone.

I tried to look up this phone, and different sources disagree on whether it has a single, 8 MP rear-facing camera, or dual 8 MP/2 MP rear cameras. There are clear pictures of versions with both setups. The 160 degree FOV suggests the image was taken with a secondary ultra-wide camera, possibly the 2 MP model. GSM Arena says the 2 MP camera isn't AF, which jibes with the EXIF reporting hyperfocal distance, rather than focusing distance, as it normally would with an AF camera. Of course, it's worth noting that EXIF data can just be plain wrong, I've seen it many times, especially with zoom lenses. Ultimately, though, I 100% agree that it's a picture of a monitor screen. That much was blatantly obvious just by looking at it.
tl;dr: the focal length calculation in the OP might disagree with the EXIF reported focal length because OP assumes the original image was 8 MP, when it could have been taken with a 2 MP secondary camera. Still a picture of a monitor, though.

I think you're right. There's a secondary camera which I assumed was the selfie camera. If these numbers are used, then both the focal length of 2.5mm and the hyperfocal distance of 120mm which places the subject around 60mm (bit over 2 inches) in front of the sensor makes sense.

Alright, I stand by my initial calculations but I will agree that the Exif data recording is not reliable.
People are confusing two models.

The Nokia 2V:


The Nokia 2V Tella:


These are in fact two different models, the Tella model appears to be an upgrade and does indeed offer two main cameras.
The one MAN♂y uses is the Nokia 2V, with just one 8-megapixel main camera.

The Exif also records circle of confusion (coc), I can use that to calculate the working distance differently but that'll involved calculus which I am not in a mood to do right now.

I need to work on this and pull out my dusty geometry optics book to see how to do the calculations, it's been a long time.

 

[Radiaux]

I mean found literal proof it is the submissive girl, the uncensored image. It is on Name that Porn. It is an album and the source is submissivelittletoy. It is THE exact image op posted 3 times earlier only uncensored. Yah the tits are nice but they are definitely not MANDY'S unless Mandy IS submissivelittletoy

NSFW link https://namethatporn.com/post/435480-whats-the-name-of-this-porn-actor.html

 

[feral cat #6385]

No, weirdly enough the males would just wedge the dowel in their butt cheeks.

Me personally. It would want the opposite. I would be perfectly happy with a woman with no head as long as all other parts were there. Two out of three is good enough. Best of all no talking.

Before everybody here gets all crazy, it should be stressed there's no "smoking gun" Mandy is a dude. Yet. Personally, I'm 50/50 on what their gender is.

Bullshit. If it was vaguely female it would be able to pull off a voice chat.

The puzzle is how the "Mandy K." name was chosen. Potentially, the person behind the "Mandy" account knew her in when she was in Shreveport, LA and stole her name, but is now in the DFW area in Texas. I could buy that.

Only the catfish can answer that. Ironic choice of name.

Oh, there's absolutely fuckery going on here. I'm just less certain about the gender of the fuckery. A lot of people seem to think it's a dude, and I concede that's a definite possibility.

I would point out, however, that an example of a female pulling this shit would be TUG's ugly hambeast of a wife. It's well known she used to catfish as "Lola." Biological women have pulled this shit too.

It's more probable than not that its a man. Run her posts through a gender analyzer and see what comes back.

Nick wants to visit Rumble and LOCALS in the next month.

The poor guy works so hard and never gets a vacation. He should have a drink and relax. He's earned it.

He might

Added to the infinite list of things he will never do.

He blames his children

He is as good at being a father as he is at managing people, and his time and pretty much every other aspect of his life. If he wasn't a trust fund kiddie he would be dead from his own incompetence.

He also has seasonal depression and trauma from moving.

What a fag.

What bitch ass claim is this? He moved ONCE, didn't he? He's not some kid whose parents dragged across the globe every year/half year because of their job and never had long lasting friendship.

This 1000x.

Nick will not stream if he cannot do his best

If he is at his best on stream I can't imagine what his worst looks like.

Life is so good for hum now.

It's good for us because he is making so much milk. With how he seems to be aging in dog years now I don't think things are particularly good for him.

 

[Captain Manning]

Mandy’s “dad”:

Not entirely sure why my post was quoted in this. What am I missing?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

What a day! Maybe the real woman was the catfish that buckbroke Balldoman along the way.

But it's a dude. HAHA.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

With the values for FoV and sensor size:

This place scares me at times

 

[SoggyToeHolster]

I would be perfectly happy with a woman with no head as long as all other parts were there.

I think balldo man would agree with this

 

[AltisticRight]

I need to work on this and pull out my dusty geometry optics book to see how to do the calculations, it's been a long time.

This is way too difficult, I realised I'll have to buy the sensor module and point a laser through a pinhole or some other dumb shit like that. I'm just not in the mood.
There are two interpretations of circle of confusion (CoC).
1. Acceptable largest blur spot perceived by human eye that's the same as a pinhole source, mainly for printing purposes.
2. (One I'm talking about) Blur spot produced by a lens which focuses imperfectly.
Don't know which, so does not matter. I think they're referring to 1).

I played around with this:
https://dofsimulator.net/en/?x=EAUAo-AlgEsCJFAkAAAQgAAAAGQ
The results are the same, the camera is shoved right up to the subject. Since MAN♂y decided to downscale and upscale photos "she" stole from a reddit user and add in noise artefacts, I'm willing to claim "she" intentionally caused defocus and downscaled to make it appear acceptable to the human eye. This is the 1) definition of CoC, at 4k resolution, "her" monitor closeup will be nasty.


Actually, I think the CoC adds to my case as well if we assume what's recorded refers to 1).
Oh, it definitely does.

So the sensor size is:
3.66x2.74mm, 4.57mm diagonal, or around 1/6'' sensor.
The CoC according to this calculator is:


The recorded one was nearly 10 times larger:

Circle Of Confusion : 0.025 mm

Note that the smaller CoC is, the more acceptable to the human eye the print will be.
If we assume 1) above, this means the confusion spot was 10 times larger than typical, ie the image was totally out of focus.
Why does it appear to be alright? Simple, "she" downscaled the 3264x2448px image to 334x250, around 10x.
Times that 0.025 by 1/10 and there, you get 0.0025, a far more acceptable (smaller) spot for the human eye.

Additionally:

There appears to be two rows of bleaching artefacts on the top and both sides as well, just not as pronounced. The bottom was more obvious. I'm guessing this is where the background canvas met the actual photo, ie:


Bottom line: Even this was a photo "she" took using "her" phone pointed to "her" monitor, I can't tell the gender. Could be a troon.

Shameful, Balldo. Very shameful.
You lusted after a catfish.
You claimed Our Wife would love to meet her.
You implicated some kind of threesome with Reddit nudes.
How very Christian.

 

[AnOminous]

Shameful, Balldo. Very shameful.
You lusted after a catfish.
You claimed Our Wife would love to meet her.
You implicated some kind of threesome with Reddit nudes.
How very Christian.

If the Christian is Christian Weston Chandler.

What a phenomenal autist. Completely unable to pick up on social cues.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Last December Nick

• Participated in the Gay 90's Underwear party
• Nick claimed he stopped reading his thread
• Was thirstposting on Locals with the catfisher MANdy and others
• Bought a Mustang GT500
• Wrecked the Mustang GT500 on the way home

A year later Nick

• Still doesn't read his thread
• It was discovered he was catfished by Mossad
• Locals is deader than a 2 dollar whore
• Defends pedophiles on the regular

December is always a great month for Rekieta and it's only halfway through. Can't wait to see how this month wraps up. It's going to be a close race with Fatrick for lolcow of the year.

The Mandy thing is funny, but it was easy to guess something was up with "her." But so far it hasn't topped Nick boasting about celebrating his birthday at an "underwear bar", seeing the video some fag took at Gay 90s with a dancing drag queen singing and Nick's voice saying "it's my birthday!" (or whatever), the New Years "glitter party" he also attended at the gay bar, and of course wrecking the Rustang. That shit was hilarious and told me Cuckieta wasn't going to pull up.

So that's why we need a seethestream of seethestreams to end the year. Drunkieta needs to end the year on a bang, with a bottle or two of his favorite whiskey and 7+ hours of seething at Jersh and the Kiwifags. Hell, make it the promised 24 hour stream, let's get 24 hours of pure concentrated seethe, no Juju the Cow, just Nicki Rackets telling it like it is with drink in hand and balldo on testicles.

His pupils are always so large. I don't think I've seen a segment of him in his kitchen where he looked like a functioning adult; maybe it's just the lighting in there, but he always looks like a complete druggie bum

Liquor isn't the only thing gay boy here is addicted to. All those black dudes he adds on Instagram are clearly his drug dealers selling him molly, cocaine, poppers, and who knows what else. Sure would be funny if Nick's voice sounding so hoarse is because he's started smoking crack. Bet he got the idea while he was drunk and bored covering Hunter Biden. "Hey, if Hunter Biden is rich and powerful and he smokes crack, that must make it cool! I should smoke crack too! I'll ask Drexel if he knows some guys who can hook a whitebread ass nigga up!" Or maybe they're both bulls and drug dealers, giving Nick a discount in exchange for fucking his wife. Did you turn Kayla into a crack whore now, Nick, just like in the interracial gangbang porn littering your hard drive?

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Mandy is 100% a dude.

If you're a woman you can just post your own tits. Do all sorts of trickery with a camera to look appealing like every other woman on earth. Even a troon can probably get away with blurry facepics, blurry tit pics and some really generous camera angles.

A man however can not do this.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]