Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Is he still trying to flex his fucking fail dox?
One of the funniest things from DKF was watching Lucas high off his own (fake) farts trying to LARP as Tranny Blofeld.
High as fucking shit, twitching like a fucking tweaker, it's telling the difference in his attitude when he thinks he's winning to the "poor me" self pity vomit he puts on when he started to realize he was just a tool for a spiteful Chinese eunuch and all his press contacts stopped returning his calls.

As pathetic as depressed Lucas can be, never forget what he was like when he thought he was winning.

Bald hunchback toad.

He reminds me of the eponymous "Castle Freak" from the Stuart Gordon movie Castle Freak.
I heard they were remaking that.
Should be called Castle Freak - The Lucas Roberts Story
 
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Also, good news, Keffals is "considering adopting a child".

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Lucas's beef with Xanderhal is really funny to me because was a massive dick sucker for Lucas having made multiple videos during #dropkiwifarms attacking the fourm and sucking Lucas off, him getting thrown under the bus is just perfection. As far as I can tell he's had a massive hate boner towards sh0eonhead (and by extension lucas now?) because shoe called him out for his appalling take on the balenciaga pedo ring stuff that happened last year in which he defended the company and pictures of a little girls holding what is clearly creepy fetish gear as just "normal goth gear"


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Also he's lost a lot of subs due to this drama which is really funny
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AnOminous said:
Emphasis added. This post is a couple years old.
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I wasn't clear, sorry. The old post is the Kiwi speculating about why Lucas ended up in rehab in the beginning of this year. The Discord screenshots where Lucas confirms he was using benzos on top of the cocaine and brags about his faildox are from yesterday.
 
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Whoever used those reactions to try and spell out "pussyboy" is vile.
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They managed to almost spell "Pussy B O" which while just as vile is probably more accurate.
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>Afford to RENT a six bedroom house

Yeah and if you were any smart with money you probably could actually get a loan for a two bedroom and spend less money in the long run.
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Thing is Kef is a junkie, and one of the first things junkies fuck up is their credit. Makes it difficult for them to get a mortgage, the only people junkies can usually get loans from are shady Beaners and other loan sharks that don't take late payments very well.
I doubt anyone would front that hunchback money for a house.
 
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Featured on Dec 16, 2023 by Null: Clara Sorrenti, strong transwomyn from Canada, has announced in a livestream xe was sexually assaulted by xis ex-lifepartner.
Lucas is live right now, talking about how he was raped by his ex faggot tranny boyfriend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAFjaHphgkM

Funny clip that just happened, Lucas is still malding about Kiwi Farms being up, reads a Xeet from a tranny with a screenshot from the Kiwi Farms Telegram channel, and reads a Xeet from Jersh. He also thinks most Kiwi's are mad at him, while most Kiwi's are just laughing their ass off at this dumb retard. Lucas is also a really bad actor, he's trying really hard to get rid of the allegations he abused his ex boyfriend.

 
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Lucas is live right now, talking about how he was raped by his ex faggot tranny boyfriend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAFjaHphgkM

Funny clip that just happened, Lucas is still malding about Kiwi Farms being up, reads a Xeet from a tranny with a screenshot from the Kiwi Farms Telegram channel, and reads a Xeet from Jersh. He also thinks most Kiwi's are mad at him, while most Kiwi's are just laughing their ass off at this dumb retard. Lucas is also a really bad actor, he's trying really hard to get rid of the allegations he abused his ex boyfriend.

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So the ginger gargoyle raped him? Now Lucas is fake crying on stream.

Imagine being so starved for attention the only way you can get it is to claim the ultimate victimhood.
 
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He's STILL lying and saying that the forum swatted him and he's STILL lying about Doxbin's involvement.

Edit: He says he voluntarily proposed to his sexually and physically and mentally abusive ex, because after he was detained by police, he was so certain the KIWI FARMS was going to MURDER HIM in COLD BLOOD, that he rushed to make the most of the little time he had left. lmfao.
 
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