StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Am I wrong in thinking Styx doesn't really qualify as a full on lolcow? He's an eccentric for sure and most likely on the spectrum but the most cowish behavior he has is arguing with people on twitter. The dude is married with children. He has his life together shockingly well for a long haired former stoner. I just don't see enough lolcow qualities for him to qualify. The core quality traits of a cow are lack of self awareness, inability to learn from past mistakes and inability to step away from the internet when you are making a fool of yourself.

He's on the border for sure. You'll agree with him on things and just start to see him as normal but then he'll do something insane or weird and cause a whole bunch of drama and remind you of his lolcow status.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

I was in a poly relationship and then everything turned to shit" scenario I will be laughing my ass off for days.

The only way that could be even more funny starts if his Dutch wife started tweeting embarrassing personal details on Twitter. Keeping my fingers crossed for something degenerate like styxhexhammer666 refusing to have sex with his wife unless she dressed up like an owl first.

 

[ovenmath]

I think it's obvious that someone broke his laptop and fled to the usa. he's out for blood this time.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Styx is back in America making videos. He cannot livestream due to the quality of his internet, and he's being vague about what is going on. My best guess is that a hater reported him to the DHS, and he is probably under surveillance for White Supremacy or something along those lines. He's clearly upset by being separated from his family, but is cooling down and trying not to say something that will get him in trouble. Might be worth observing him for the next couple of weeks.

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I'm going to wildly speculate that it was probably the /pol/ schizo that makes threads about him constantly sneeding about him being a trannie, laptops, and the British Broadcasting Channel.
Everytime I see a thread about him anywhere on 4chan it's the same nigger OP and same nigger replies

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I don't know much beyond rumors and heresy. But it sounds like Tarl Warwick got drunk on his flight to the United States and ran into issues with the TSA because he was drunkenly ranting about demons and the CIA while praising Stolas, the gay demon prince's Helluva's boss. Don't know if the story is true, but it's pretty funny. But I do notice Tarl Warwick tends to sound like he is getting ready to go postal every time he tweets about stolas.

A lot of those AI generated photos of drunk Styx and the Owl were in the most recent thread I saw about him. I didn't bother to save a few but they did make me laugh.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Kinda suprised it went this fast. For those who are uninitiated Styx made a deal with stolas a demon . He knew enough to summon it and he said he got what he wanted. I gotta say lol anyone who has made deal with demons has regreted it this includes the Nazis. You always get more than you bargained for no exceptions. I am not joking. Its baffling to me why would go to demons when angels exist. But here we are . Expect downward spiral and fading into irrelevance or worse success combined with increasing alcohol and drug abuse. Either buckle up shit going to get strange

Are you seriously telling me this guy is attempting conversations with actual literal Stolas from Ars Goetia? And some people want to say this guy isn't a lolcow.

 

[frozen_runner]

He's on the border for sure. You'll agree with him on things and just start to see him as normal but then he'll do something insane or weird and cause a whole bunch of drama and remind you of his lolcow status.

The primary thing that makes a lolcow is the inability to resist spreading your drama around and make it the entire internet's business (especially if you get MATI for its attention after doing so) . It's not just being weird or having weird beliefs.

And aside from a handful of small examples, Styx doesn't do this. Not a lolcow...

... yet.

 

[afounder]

Being a longtime fan of Styx, it's strange that he's been acting strange and tight-lipped in the last few days.

I suspect that either his wife cucked him and he left in a fit of rage, or he got deported from the country for some reason.

 

[TheGrandDragonJesus]

Fuck yeah! It's feeling more and more like 2015 again.

 

[Male Idiot]

If he has demons why does he need a maffia? Can't he just have the demons kill this dealer? Seems much harder to track than a mob hit...

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

AI generated photos of drunk Styx and the Owl were in the most recent thread I saw about him. I didn't bother to save a few but they did make me laugh.

Stolas not only became Styx sonichu and lightbringer. I suspect his obsession with Stolas goes into a deeper weird place. If it's just sexual or something Randy Stair ghost girl, dangerous. That's still up in the air.

 

[Twinkletard]

Are you seriously telling me this guy is attempting conversations with actual literal Stolas from Ars Goetia? And some people want to say this guy isn't a lolcow.
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he singled out stolas as his bro because he was the coolest looking one and was super edgy and stuff.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Keeping my fingers crossed for something degenerate like styxhexhammer666 refusing to have sex with his wife unless she dressed up like an owl first.

Owl sex. This man is off the autism charts

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Two rings 2 months ago

Still 2 a month ago


1 ring now:


He's also now wearing the Trump hat. I bet his ex Wife didn't want him wearing it, so now he's doing so because he doesn't have to obey her anymore.

No wife and down a ring. Pretty obvious what happened.

 

[Michael Wade]

The whole demonology thing was what made me stop taking Styx seriously years and years ago but now I'm kind of interested. Can you elaborate on this? @Procrastinhater, I've seen you talk about demon shit before. What do you think about this?

He's 100 percent on the money. I dont extensively carry knowledge on the logistics of it, but this is shit you dont want to touch with a 10 foot pole.

Deals with devils NEVER EVER end well. They dont like you, they like trapping you.

It's like dealing with "magic" Most of it it is bullshit if your lucky, and if not your going to be playing a game of Russian roulette. You cant control anything, the benefits are temporary at best and it's simply not worth it.

The real stuff the real books or rituals, if they get your hooks in you, your going to need an exorcism to get out of it. It stays around like a tumor.

Styx always carried himself well. He's friends of guys I really like, but I kept my distance. An earnest satanist is a ticking time bomb if they dont try to disarm themselves with Gods help.

I say this with complete sincerity. The only real magic on this earth comes from God and his Angels.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

he singled out stolas as his bro because he was the coolest looking one and was super edgy and stuff.

Owl sex. This man is off the autism charts

He was only displaying stuff and talking about Stolas nonstop after Helluva's boss came out. Stolas is only an afterthought he rarely brought up before that. Stolas, a gay power bottom of Helluva's boss who cheated on his wife and swears he is still a good father.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Styx is back in America making videos. He cannot livestream due to the quality of his internet, and he's being vague about what is going on. My best guess is that a hater reported him to the DHS, and he is probably under surveillance for White Supremacy or something along those lines. He's clearly upset by being separated from his family, but is cooling down and trying not to say something that will get him in trouble. Might be worth observing him for the next couple of weeks.

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I love how hes still proud of that stupid bitchute plaque

 

[whothefuck]

I, Hypocrite covered this yesterday but I'm still unsure what actually happened. Maybe he bought drugs in the Netherlands and that somehow got him divorced/deported? Idk.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Stolas not only became Styx sonichu and lightbringer. I suspect his obsession with Stolas goes into a deeper weird place. If it's just sexual or something Randy Stair ghost girl, dangerous. That's still up in the air.

So the owl is his demon that granted him favor because he did a ritual and now he's obsessed with this cartoon owl and buys stuffed animals of it?

lol, lmao

I wonder if this owl nigga knows the magi-chan demon. If so magi-chan should go and slap his shit in for muscling into his territory.

 

[Spergichu]

Styx, buddy, I know just the perfect e-celeb for you to rebound with.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Imagine selling your soul to a demon chicken named Stool ass lol