"I don't dress like this to impress men, I dress like this to impress the mom's at Tucker's school!"
They aren't impressed, you sick pervert. At best, they're laughing at you behind your back, at worst they are horrified and disgusted (all three if you're a kiwi!). If the women act polite towards you or say how awesome your outfits are, rest assured that they're lying to you out of pity or fear.
"If there was a magic button to turn you into a girl, would you push it?" I hate this and wish troons would stop asking this. It is such a stupid ""test"" to see if you're ""really"" trans. The reality is that lots of people, if not EVERY SINGLE PERSON, has wondered what it would be like to be the opposite sex at least once in their lives. And lots of people wish they could change their sex, especially if they're having a tough time or if they honestly believe the opposite sex has it easier. Ask women during their period how many of them wish they were a man at that moment, guarantee even the biggest TERFs have wished at some point or another they could "switch" genders. That doesn't make them 'trans' just because they're having a tough time with sex based issues and are wishing for a way to opt out.
Besides, you could say that for a lot of things in that stupid test. If someone said there was a button to change into a cat, or dog, lots of people would want to press it. Does that make them trans species?