Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

>3.5 stars out of 5
>Best I've ever had
Is it the mush brain or did he just have shit coffee before?

Obviously it's the mush brain. He didn't even rate the first few days, but each was moar gud than the last. Then last week he double posted a coffee asking people to predict his rating or some shit and then gave it a 3.5gud out of gud. The past couple days he's been giving it a 4 out of gud.

 

[fag0rz]

I kind of hope that we get a JackVlogs montage called "Jack Scalfani: Jack gets angry about gas station food" or something like that, since he's routinely been expecting great food from them for cheap and then threw fits over them either not being open or being like this.

Jack is too big of a feeb for this to happen now, but in old Jacking Off the Gimp streams I was hoping he'd get trespassed and then the cops would drag him bellowing into the parking lot and beat him like a mob of Japs clubbing a harp seal. Of course then he'd stroke out again and the fire department would have to scrape him off the pavement with a hydraulic lift.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Didn’t Rob send him a coffee advent calendar? Is that what he’s reviewing?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Probably just a spaz who, like Jagoff, thinks he's got the inside track on health because he read an article on it once.

And coffee is one of those things that every single week there's a new study that says it's bad for you. Then the next week it's good for you and so on. Moderation however is the key.

Yep. I suspect it's kind of both like most things

Caffeine does increase your TDEE, so it does help with losing weight. However, it's not a huge amount by any stretch; approximately 1 calorie per mg of caffeine. So that would mean 1 large cup of coffee each day would be about a pound a month of weight loss. Not a terrible amount, but not a huge amount either. It also helps with focus and gives energy, both of which are usually good.

However, it can also lead to heart palpitations, higher blood pressure and other bad stuff. The more you drink, the more this can happen. Obviously adding sugar, heavy cream, etc is going to lead to more calories, which will undo the calories burned from the first paragraph.

tl;dr: drinking 1-3 cups a day is fine, particularly if you don't add in sugar and other crap

 

[biggacracka]

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the way he keep repeating "Mocha" about the mocha one reminds me of cobes repeating that his MEAD really tastes like MEAD and makes me think he really can't taste shit anymore

 

[Piggle Rick]

Yep. I suspect it's kind of both like most things

Caffeine does increase your TDEE, so it does help with losing weight. However, it's not a huge amount by any stretch; approximately 1 calorie per mg of caffeine. So that would mean 1 large cup of coffee each day would be about a pound a month of weight loss. Not a terrible amount, but not a huge amount either. It also helps with focus and gives energy, both of which are usually good.

However, it can also lead to heart palpitations, higher blood pressure and other bad stuff. The more you drink, the more this can happen. Obviously adding sugar, heavy cream, etc is going to lead to more calories, which will undo the calories burned from the first paragraph.

tl;dr: drinking 1-3 cups a day is fine, particularly if you don't add in sugar and other crap

Oh come on, you know he’s gonna add milk and shuggar no matter what. Only real men drink coffee without turning it into a dessert.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Didn’t Rob send him a coffee advent calendar? Is that what he’s reviewing?

That and a chocolate one he sent. Door County is local-ish to Rob.

 

[densedance]

A free grown/adult man complaining about Fast Food prices.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

She does very basic accounting work based on her LinkedIn. In the old days she would be called her proper job title- a bookkeeper.

The more simplier explanation is that there is not enough accountants in America. The big four accounting firms now outsource a lot of their grunt work to India and the Philippines not so much out of choice but necessity because they cannot find enough Americans to fill the positions.

If she had a lot of talent, they would have moved to Charlotte, which is a huge banking/brokerage/finance hub. She most likely has basic Excel skills, which puts her over many in Tennessee, but she probably would be stuck doing data entry in most other places.

 

[Super Hans v2]

If she had a lot of talent, they would have moved to Charlotte, which is a huge banking/brokerage/finance hub. She most likely has basic Excel skills, which puts her over many in Tennessee, but she probably would be stuck doing data entry in most other places.

She has to have some advanced skills, or able to bullshit them. Part of the reason they moved out to Tennessee is that her new then-employer paid for relocation. And if I remember right, she was a comptroller for the company, which is a six figure job.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

S'MORES CUPCAKES

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Wait, what's that at 6:28? Audio enhance!

Junior finally did it, he dropped a gamer word on Jack's video.

 

[AnOminous]

It's because if you don't send out three texts, an autodialed call the day before and an email, a small but loud percentage of the clients will roll up in their mobility scooters an hour late and complain loudly that it's your fault for not reminding them.

Jack is exactly the kind of retarded fat brain-damaged fuck why they have to do this.

Also even normies sometimes forget this shit. It isn't all brain-damaged cripples like Jackhole.

Bookkeeping is not difficult, it’s the blue collar work of white collar and Tammy is probably competent at it. She probably comes off at work as nice enough and unremarkable.

Or maybe she has the special set of skills needed to keep two separate sets of books. I've heard that pays particularly well.

 

[Reynolds]

Wait, what's that at 6:28? Audio enhance!

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Junior finally did it, he dropped a gamer word on Jack's video.

Notice how Jack's hand jitters, his body in fear he will lose his channel but also no longer functional enough to do a re-shoot. A fitting fate for a man who consumed more Bang energies than a gymbro without any of the exercise.

 

[ZipDisk]

Had to dig out the headphones to hear the gamer word.

 

[Fata v3]

She has to have some advanced skills, or able to bullshit them. Part of the reason they moved out to Tennessee is that her new then-employer paid for relocation. And if I remember right, she was a comptroller for the company, which is a six figure job.

Six figure job, sure (can't say for TN) but without powelevelling too much based on her linkedin and the tasks and responsibilities the best way to describe her is an IQ of 100.
Now that's amazing for a Scalfani but let's not get carried away. So long as you have some resilience you can go far in accounting just by turning up and doing the routine tasks required. I wouldnt call that amazing skills, but rather having basic competency.

Fuck it, basic competency makes her the black sheep of the scalfani household. It would be like if Jr just pushed through and turned up each day to his hvac job he would be sorted.

 

[p1138]

Notice how Jack's hand jitters, his body in fear he will lose his channel but also no longer functional enough to do a re-shoot. A fitting fate for a man who consumed more Bang energies than a gymbro without any of the exercise.

Fatty's hands? Those are Brianna's hands. you can tell because there's 2 working hands in the frame.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That's what he's saying, but if you look at his FB group someone got him a coffee advent calendar so he's been drinking a pot of coffee a day for the month like a retard. Somehow he thinks he's capable of tasting the different notes of flavors in the coffee or whatever, and of course a sedentary lard ass with constant health problems needs to be spending all month chugging coffee... but dunkin donuts coffee is evil because SHUGUR(since he doesn't understand you can just not put sugar in it...)

https://doorcountycoffee.com/door-county-coffee-advent-calendar/

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It was Rob that sent him that showing us how sometimes you really need to be subtle to troll Jagoff.

Besides Fatty Doo Doo drinks his coffee with lots of cream, sweetener and it's piss weak. How he's tasting anything in there other than the sweetener and cream I don't know. I'd love to see him try to drink some actual espresso, because he's totally Italian there gaiz, and not make a face as he does so.

Obviously it's the mush brain. He didn't even rate the first few days, but each was moar gud than the last. Then last week he double posted a coffee asking people to predict his rating or some shit and then gave it a 3.5gud out of gud. The past couple days he's been giving it a 4 out of gud.

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High end restaurant coffee is not fucking Breakfast Blend which is one of the weakest tasting coffees out there. Just goes to show he drinks his coffee weak.

Fatty's hands? Those are Brianna's hands. you can tell because there's 2 working hands in the frame.

Yeah those are Bri's doing most of the work. But the best is when Fatty tries to roll out the cinnamon rolls. He attempts it and then hard cut to him being finished.

It's so fucking obvious he can't do shit.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

The fact that Jack Jr has no reservations about dropping the gamer word in his parents' home while they're filming a video in the kitchen says a lot about their family life. Either that kind of language is OK in the house or Jack and Tammy have zero authority over their children (probably both). I wonder how many times Jack has opined on the difference between black people and "niggers"?

 

[AnOminous]

The fact that Jack Jr has no reservations about dropping the gamer word in his parents' home while they're filming a video in the kitchen says a lot about their family life. Either that kind of language is OK in the house or Jack and Tammy have zero authority over their children (probably both). I wonder how many times Jack has opined on the difference between black people and "niggers"?

Pretty sure Jack's opinion on black people is based on whether they're close enough to beat him into a coma if he talks shit about them.

 

[biggacracka]

Notice how Jack's hand jitters, his body in fear he will lose his channel but also no longer functional enough to do a re-shoot. A fitting fate for a man who consumed more Bang energies than a gymbro without any of the exercise.

I think that's tammy jr's hands

I was late on this one:

Fatty's hands? Those are Brianna's hands. you can tell because there's 2 working hands in the frame.