Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LiquidKid]

e LOCALS a pre-show, and stopping streaming mostly on YT in 2024.

I know, my comment still applies though. Making locals a pre-show would take the steam out of the main show and his move to rumble only will kill his visibility. He isn’t crowder

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Matt and Ivan grilling Nick for his faggy behaviors is very refreshing.

Hopefully this gets clipped by @elb I was listening to something and turned in about 2 hours late and this seems pretty meh.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Matt and Ivan grilling Nick for his faggy behaviors is very refreshing.

They did an excellent job. Within the first 10 minutes, Matt asked Nick if he was going to do the gay shit like he did last stream. Then Ivan told Nick to sell his alcohol so he could buy a 3D printer to print some guns. Nick was visibly uncomfortable at the start of the show.

Also Nick's birthday is today and has turned 42, a rough 42.

 

[Potatoherder]

Rumble did a site update and it's completely broke my watcher. The logger itself seems fine and i have managed to get a *working* watcher but i need to test more. Didn't get a usable capture from last nights stream.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Oh god, I come back and they're talking about cars. They all seem like morons so I'm sure it's good.
New standup in march announced.

It's nice to see him get called out for his faggotry.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

They did an excellent job. Within the first 10 minutes, Matt asked Nick if he was going to do the gay shit like he did last stream. Then Ivan told Nick to sell his alcohol so he could buy a 3D printer to print some guns. Nick was visibly uncomfortable at the start of the show.

Also Nick's birthday is today and has turned 42, a rough 42.

Ouch, I see that's not so good of a birthday compared to rolling on molly in your underwear at the gay bar in front of twerking drag queens.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Guess who found it pertinent to comment on Elissa's clip of last night's Rekieta segment.

I think we're dealing with some pretty advanced mental illness, boys.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

This might be the first nicky stream I watch any amount of simply because Ivan and Matt are able to just control the show and steer it towards topics that are interesting.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Unless you enjoy hearing a fat & a tard screech for 8 hours, while they read your posts verbatim from the thread.

That's not even the worst part. The thing that makes them truly unlistenable is the excessive pausing and forced laughter.

Nick: What people don't understand *pause to interject* is that I don't *pause to interject*even really drink *pause to interject* as much as people think *pause to interject* I do.

Even if they had something of value to add to the conversation, I still wouldn't be able to listen to that shit.

 

[Swole McPole]

Did anyone else find it really, really strange how Nick's only reaction to the "fat, unattractive woman" kissing him is just to go "okay, back off lady"? Very monogamous behavior in response to a sexual assault, Nick.
Edit: I'm being hyperbolic, for any wetbrains who get mad at this post. But also married, monogamous people don't react neutrally to random women kissing them. So take of that what you will. /shrug

It's bullshit, of course. Women can't just force men to kiss them. Somebody comes up and tries to plant an unwanted smacker on my lips, I'd either turn my head or push them away. For an actual kiss to take place, you'd need to actively participate. Shit, you could just close your mouth and then it wouldn't be a kiss at all. It takes two people to participate in kissing.

Well, unfortunately, Josh did an impromptu poll on MATI today, and it was 75% "death before dishonor" and 25% "put on the Balldo." This was after he played the clip you're quoting.

25% of people who watch MATI are clearly cucks, thirsting for the BBC.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Fitting name especially if you have utilized the Tor browser to get here. Well done.

Nick getting wrecked by his own fans has become one of his hallmark lolcow traits. Naturally one or two will be a catfish as they sense his inability to place intelligent boundaries between him and his fans. It's become hard to tell at times who the bait is, him or his "diehard" fans. What he sees in some of them is anyone's guess. It's another reason why an alternative lifestyle would be so believable, because he gravitates so heavily towards exhibitionistic types even though obviously engaging such crazy online has its risks.

To sum it up: Nick is dealing with reality and fair criticism for the first time in his channel's life, and he is confused as to why it is happening now. The man has never been allowed to fall flat on his own face and completely own the responsibility to pick himself up.

Based on his own biography, he always gave a half-arsed, ans when it did not meet his expectation, mummy and daddy rolled out to put him on a different track, and the cycle continues.

I know, my comment still applies though. Making locals a pre-show would take the steam out of the main show and his move to rumble only will kill his visibility. He isn’t crowder

Who needs viewers when you have a viewer count multiplier?

They did an excellent job. Within the first 10 minutes, Matt asked Nick if he was going to do the gay shit like he did last stream. Then Ivan told Nick to sell his alcohol so he could buy a 3D printer to print some guns. Nick was visibly uncomfortable at the start of the show.

Also Nick's birthday is today and has turned 42, a rough 42.

Obligatory Douglas Adam's joke:

Perhaps Nick will discover the meaning of Life this year, and tell us how it involves Balldos...

 

[Elmo]

Guess who found it pertinent to comment on Elissa's clip of last night's Rekieta segment.
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I think we're dealing with some pretty advanced mental illness, boys.

That's one hell of a cope. It's Metokur Manbot all over again.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

They did an excellent job. Within the first 10 minutes, Matt asked Nick if he was going to do the gay shit like he did last stream. Then Ivan told Nick to sell his alcohol so he could buy a 3D printer to print some guns. Nick was visibly uncomfortable at the start of the show.

Also Nick's birthday is today and has turned 42, a rough 42.

That's how this faggot Balldoman needs to be treated. Not with respect or deference or even a kind ear- bully the shit out of him. He talks a big game but when pressed, Balldo goes flaccid, much like his pencil-dick.

If/Whenever the Gunt-Balldo stream happens, it will be interesting to watch the interpersonal dynamics. Ralph can be a bully (at least to women and effeminate men... and usually just online), but there's a big audience gap between the two. (Although somehow, not that much of a pay piggie gap.)

 

[Swole McPole]

Perhaps Nick will discover the meaning of Life this year, and tell us how it involves Balldos...

Nick Prefect carried a towel because he'd just come out of the shower after texting Arthur Null for his research into Planet Earth. Of course, Nick couldn't speak autist, so he needed a translator. The device he used had to be strapped onto his testicles and was called the 'Balldo Fish'.

Prefect's initial assessment of Planet Earth was 'mostly harmless', but came to reevaluate that assessment when Null started to make fun of his friend, Zaphod Drexelbrox. Drexelbrox had had a lobotomy, so couldn't be expected to make reasonable ethical decisions, but Arthur Null just wouldn't buy this explanation. Consequently, the two of them go on a quest to find a place where they could indulge in coomer degeneracy without any risk of exposure, so they seek out The Swingers Bar at the End of the Universe -- a place called Hedonism II. But Arthur Null and his friends track them down swiftly, and then expose Prefect as a cuckold with a passion for BBC,

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Mandy with the jokes:



From the comments for this video:

 

[Pomniman]

This is weirdly pathetic, is being a lawyer so shit that being gay on social media more enjoyable? How broken are their bucks?

We have one here so let's ask him. @AnOminous have you ever felt compelled to put on the balldo because of legal affective disorder?

That's how this faggot Balldoman needs to be treated. Not with respect or deference or even a kind ear- bully the shit out of him. He talks a big game but when pressed, Balldo goes flaccid, much like his pencil-dick.

If/Whenever the Gunt-Balldo stream happens, it will be interesting to watch the interpersonal dynamics. Ralph can be a bully (at least to women and effeminate men... and usually just online), but there's a big audience gap between the two. (Although somehow, not that much of a pay piggie gap.)

There's actually a lot of historical overlap between the gunt and balldoverses with daxipad being the nexus between the two. I met a dick show fan irl a few years back who said he switched from watching the killstream to watching balldoman around the time of Ralph's first pillstream.

 

[AnOminous]

i missed nicks birthday but this is still relevant, more than it was back then.

Happy Balldo to You
Happy Balldo to You
You're a buck-broken cuckold
And you look like one too.

We have one here so let's ask him. @AnOminous have you ever felt compelled to put on the balldo because of legal affective disorder?

I. Will never. Eat. The bugs. I. Will never. Put on. The Balldo.

Seeing people say, “I agree with PPP blah etc,” when Porkton got all his material from them, is wild. All becomes clear. People agree because he’s quoting what they wrote a week ago ITT. For more info, see:

Basically this meme but with us in 4chan's place. Or to be fair, often a clips channel.

 

[3-2-1836]

They did all of that: rotating, cropping, flipping, adding noise, converting to GIFs, and it still wasn't good enough.

From what I saw they rotated 90°, you need to do some odd number like 2°-5° to fuck with the recognition of the photo

That said I stopped following Nick during the collapse of weeb wars, pre-lowcowdom, the last I checked in on him was Kyle Rittenhouse, so what the fuck is the deal with this balldo bullshit?

It looks incredibly uncomfortable.

 

[Captain Manning]

While we are on that topic. The world's oldest onlyfans thot wannabe is on with Legal Vices.

Man, I miss Claire. Every time Sally comes up, I think of her.

I know some people found her love of Metokur cringe, but she said the funniest shit when it came to Sally.

Sally is the type of woman that every other woman should be legally required to shit on.

They didn't have anything about MANdy prepared, they just played Josh's clip.

That's not terribly surprising. They ever have said they likely wouldn't even be covering Rekieta as much as they have if it weren't for Elissa. If Josh only talked about it briefly on MATI, and gave Elissa a short clip, KC's discussion will be similarly short.

That's not even the worst part. The thing that makes them truly unlistenable is the excessive pausing and forced laughter.

Nick: What people don't understand *pause to interject* is that I don't *pause to interject*even really drink *pause to interject* as much as people think *pause to interject* I do.

Even if they had something of value to add to the conversation, I still wouldn't be able to listen to that shit.

This is why I've said the KC would be better if it were just PPP, or Andy weren't the cohost. Andy is the one controlling the clip playing. He's the one that does the constant pausing to inject his low IQ takes.

I personally think PPP adds worthwhile commentary, but I can't say the same thing about Andy. Andy is the retarded anchor that drags the KC down.

 

[Chibitzen]

From what I saw they rotated 90°, you need to do some odd number like 2°-5° to fuck with the recognition of the photo

That said I stopped following Nick during the collapse of weeb wars, pre-lowcowdom, the last I checked in on him was Kyle Rittenhouse, so what the fuck is the deal with this balldo bullshit?

It looks incredibly uncomfortable.

His bull, Drex, brought it home for him to try on and he talked about doing a serious review of it for his fans. He even gave instructions on how to put it on.