Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Reynolds]

Fatty's hands? Those are Brianna's hands. you can tell because there's 2 working hands in the frame.

I can't even tell, I see a jittering fat hand and immediately think it's Jack

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I saw Jack's deer balls video and was amazed at how much of a prick he was to his guest on the video. Yeah Jack, you of all people should be making fun of someone's accent, not to mention how it took 7 fucking minutes to get to the cooking portion of the video.

As for the new video. Main thing I can say is that Jack "Sugar causes Cancer" Scalfani sure seems to love making recipes that have more sugar than a candy bar. Like this recipe has so much god damn sugar in it that makes me wonder if Jack really means his sugar tirade or he thinks that eating one of these things are perfectly fine. Though guess that's not as important to him as insulting his daughter-in-law.

 

[AnOminous]

I saw Jack's deer balls video and was amazed at how much of a prick he was to his guest on the video. Yeah Jack, you of all people should be making fun of someone's accent, not to mention how it took 7 fucking minutes to get to the cooking portion of the video.

And this is how people go from thinking Jack is just a funny harmless guy who is too stupid to cook correctly to thinking he is an evil piece of shit who needs to die.

 

[p1138]

I saw Jack's deer balls video and was amazed at how much of a prick he was to his guest on the video. Yeah Jack, you of all people should be making fun of someone's accent, not to mention how it took 7 fucking minutes to get to the cooking portion of the video.

As for the new video. Main thing I can say is that Jack "Sugar causes Cancer" Scalfani sure seems to love making recipes that have more sugar than a candy bar. Like this recipe has so much god damn sugar in it that makes me wonder if Jack really means his sugar tirade or he thinks that eating one of these things are perfectly fine. Though guess that's not as important to him as insulting his daughter-in-law.

So the problem with Fatty is that he has a mushbrain. So adding SHUGUR to coffee is bad. Since we see the stupid splenda tub(seriously, that's over a damned pound of it), he's probably dumping tons of monkfruit powder into his coffee, along with god knows what else, but it if isn't granulated sugar...

Starch, flour, carbs, etc? That's not SHUGUR.
Dextrose, sucrose, fructose, glucose, etc? Not SHUGUR(not that he could read a label if he wanted to)
Marshmallows is not SHUGUR. It's marshmallows, duh.
Monkfruit splenda powder replaces the SHUGUR in the recipe, so the recipe is SHUGUR free.

No, seriously. He's so fucking mushbrained that if sugar doesn't look like this:

It isn't sugar to Fatty.

 

[._.]

That's what he's saying, but if you look at his FB group someone got him a coffee advent calendar so he's been drinking a pot of coffee a day for the month like a retard. Somehow he thinks he's capable of tasting the different notes of flavors in the coffee or whatever, and of course a sedentary lard ass with constant health problems needs to be spending all month chugging coffee... but dunkin donuts coffee is evil because SHUGUR(since he doesn't understand you can just not put sugar in it...)

https://doorcountycoffee.com/door-county-coffee-advent-calendar/

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For some reason this is making me laugh. Dark cocholate raspberry coffee. Flavor profile: It tastes like notes of dark chocolate covered raspberries"

Shit I was expecting hints of oak bark, mulberry, sugared cranberries and pine, for Christmas. How is it Jack? "Its güd. :/ Behst Ive evuhhad. 3 stars outtuh fuhv'

 

[Piggle Rick]

Yep he has no tastebuds left, he just says what the packaging says, and sticks his tongue out:

For some reason this is making me laugh. Dark cocholate raspberry coffee. Flavor profile: It tastes like notes of dark chocolate covered raspberries"

Shit I was expecting hints of oak bark, mulberry, sugared cranberries and pine, for Christmas. How is it Jack? "Its güd. :/ Behst Ive evuhhad. 3 stars outtuh fuhv'

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The fact that Jack Jr has no reservations about dropping the gamer word in his parents' home while they're filming a video in the kitchen says a lot about their family life. Either that kind of language is OK in the house or Jack and Tammy have zero authority over their children (probably both). I wonder how many times Jack has opined on the difference between black people and "niggers"?

They're just white trash. If Jr uses that word when gaming it means he uses it when he's not gaming meaning he's emulating Jagoff and Hammy.

Flavor profile: It tastes like notes of dark chocolate covered raspberries"

I'm betting he heard terms like that used before but never really considered what they meant.

 

[beautiful person]

S'MORES CUPCAKES

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Wait, what's that at 6:28? Audio enhance!

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Junior finally did it, he dropped a gamer word on Jack's video.

Thanks, Jack. Very carnivorous.

"Si'imon rolls"

Good for Brianna for adding something to the video aside from labor, though. Thoughtful, constructive feedback, with suggestions on how to improve the sugarbomb recipe.

 

[fag0rz]

I saw Jack's deer balls video and was amazed at how much of a prick he was to his guest on the video. Yeah Jack, you of all people should be making fun of someone's accent, not to mention how it took 7 fucking minutes to get to the cooking portion of the video.

As for the new video. Main thing I can say is that Jack "Sugar causes Cancer" Scalfani sure seems to love making recipes that have more sugar than a candy bar. Like this recipe has so much god damn sugar in it that makes me wonder if Jack really means his sugar tirade or he thinks that eating one of these things are perfectly fine. Though guess that's not as important to him as insulting his daughter-in-law.

Yes, one of Jack's most consistent personality traits is that he's a whiny vindictive asshole who makes everybody else miserable. It never fails. That's why after you watch a bunch of Jack videos it's fun to switch over and watch somebody like Yankeeinthesouth or Rob Milanowski who get along with people in public. What a concept!

As for TamHam, she may be a capable bookkeeper, but it's also possible she does nothing at all at her job. Every big organization has lots of them. Elon Musk fired 80% of the troon retards at Twitter and their electricity-wasting app still works.

Edit - just watched his latest "cooking" video, which of course is purely another excuse to shovel more slop down his gullet. Goddamn I hate this blubbering gimp.

 

[a terminal posture]

The fact that Jack Jr has no reservations about dropping the gamer word in his parents' home while they're filming a video in the kitchen says a lot about their family life. Either that kind of language is OK in the house or Jack and Tammy have zero authority over their children (probably both). I wonder how many times Jack has opined on the difference between black people and "niggers"?

'Nigger' is a perfectly cromulent word.

 

[fag0rz]

And this is how people go from thinking Jack is just a funny harmless guy who is too stupid to cook correctly to thinking he is an evil piece of shit who needs to die.

Yeah like many folks I started watching CWJ to laugh at his galactic incompetence, but then I saw the infamous church chili cookoff video and realized he's not only retarded, he's a top-shelf turd. Nobody appreciated that he tried to poison them with the "chili" that he slopped together out of festering garbage, and that's because the contest was rigged! See how the system oppresses hardworking Godly patriots such as Jack Scalfani!

In the Scalfani family even the "nice" or "normal" ones are dysgenic losers too. His brother is one of those "intellectual" dipshits who accepts every crank theory he hears from Jeff Rense. Of course compared to Jack he's a titan of reason.

 

[p1138]

Yeah like many folks I started watching CWJ to laugh at his galactic incompetence, but then I saw the infamous church chili cookoff video and realized he's not only retarded, he's a top-shelf turd. Nobody appreciated that he tried to poison them with the "chili" that he slopped together out of festering garbage, and that's because the contest was rigged! See how the system oppresses hardworking Godly patriots such as Jack Scalfani!

In the Scalfani family even the "nice" or "normal" ones are dysgenic losers too. His brother is one of those "intellectual" dipshits who accepts every crank theory he hears from Jeff Rense. Of course compared to Jack he's a titan of reason.

His other brother isn't much better(the one that got his bullshit sauce into some walmarts, got him the free chinese audio gear, etc.). I don't think he's ever been on camera, but he's an enabler of Fatty.

The only one we don't have confirmation on being a jackass, is his half(I think?) sister who he met once when he took a trip to NYC and she seemed fairly repulsed by him so that alone may be a good sign. This is also one of Fatty's instances of crying about pizza being "burnt" because there were dark spots on the crust because he has the palette of a toddler.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

'Nigger' is a perfectly cromulent word.

Like all words it depends on the meaning and "energy" you give it. You have a close friend who's black and you call him a nigger and you're fine. He knows you're not saying it out of vindictiveness or anything. But use it as an insult and it becomes a bad word.

Jr is just white trash and uses that term often because Jagoff and Hammy refer to niggos that way all the time. Also I'd be surprised if his friends and butt buddies didn't also use it.

This is also one of Fatty's instances of crying about pizza being "burnt" because there were dark spots on the crust because he has the palette of a toddler.

Properly made pizza is going to blister and have black spots on it. I mean I go get a Margherita pizza and I expect some black bits on it. After all you're cooking it in an 800 degree wood burning oven. Bits are going to get burnt.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack is on livestream and desperately trying to end early since Jr is continuing to drop gamer words in the background.

 

[AnOminous]

Properly made pizza is going to blister and have black spots on it. I mean I go get a Margherita pizza and I expect some black bits on it. After all you're cooking it in an 800 degree wood burning oven. Bits are going to get burnt.

And Jack would be squalling like a baby about how they also forgot the meat.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

And Jack would be squalling like a baby about how they also forgot the meat.

There's two reasons to get a Margherita pizza.

1. It's fucking delicious. Good tomatoes, fresh basil and buffalo mozzarella go very well with each other.
2. It's too simple so none of the ingredients can hide.

It's literally my test when going to a new pizza place and that's to try their Margherita pizza. If they can make a good one then they can make a good pizza. If they can't then don't bother coming back.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Well that was a disaster of a livestream. He got angy almost immediately and it snowballed with trolls joining and making superchats. Such a disaster that Jack deleted it, so unless someone here has done the needful and archived it, this summary from my memory will have to do:

• Jack was late because he was "bolunteering" at women's prison again. He claims he'll be adjusting the livestream schedule so it doesn't conflict with this anymore.
• He saw Wonka. It was gud. No political agendas. It's got the one guy from Dune in it.
• He's going to do a review of insulated tumbler cups. Exciting!
• He did NOT take a bite of the Smores Cupcakes. It would have killed him if he did.
• On the carnivore diet, Jack immediately rebuts the haters by insisting it's safe. He doesn't want you to tell him who has died off it. He offers his brother Charles as proof that it's safe. He won't commit to doing a collab with Larry Wolfe of the Wolfe Pit.
• Jack's mom was too busy slutting it up to work a real job, so she would go to Big Lots and buy random shit for Christmas when Jack was a kid. Jack cites this as proof that he is humble and understands the working man.
• No "Boulders Gate 3" since he's heard it's got "mixed reviews". He's working on Harry Potter Lego and South Park Stick of Truth.
• Finally, someone makes him address Junior saying the nigger word on the last video. He gets angy, insists that Junior did not say it, that he just said "the guy is an f-ing idiot or something like that" and that "Junior's been yelling in the background for years" and "it's something we're working on".
• Another troll joins and writes: "My friend works at CEVA with tammy, he says she is being investigated for tax fraud with your show? did you know this?" Jack goes really quiet, lets out a stress sigh and moves on, but he's clearly frazzled.
• Perennial chatter "Darnell Snead" tells Jack his volume is too low. Jack proceeds to spend the next few minutes fiddling around with his microphone and computer going "testing 1 2 3" over and over.
• A superchat makes a beluga reference. He seems to have caught on to the beluga reference, as he gets angy and deletes it.
• The studio build is happening, there's "nothing holding it up", except all the stuff that's holding it up. He still claims it's going to have a studio kitchen where he'll host other cooks and a "Tonight Show style set". He spends a solid two minutes sperging out about the Samsung appliances he's going to buy.
• He doesn't like the changes with YouTube. "Too many ads" now.
• Junior is raging again in the background. Jack insists that he's "being really good", but he wants to end the stream "before Junior REALLY says something".
• No giveaway again. He says he'll do it next stream, which he says will be next Saturday. At this point though, I wouldn't be surprised if he stops doing the streams altogether.

 

[fag0rz]

His other brother isn't much better(the one that got his bullshit sauce into some walmarts, got him the free chinese audio gear, etc.). I don't think he's ever been on camera, but he's an enabler of Fatty.

The only one we don't have confirmation on being a jackass, is his half(I think?) sister who he met once when he took a trip to NYC and she seemed fairly repulsed by him so that alone may be a good sign. This is also one of Fatty's instances of crying about pizza being "burnt" because there were dark spots on the crust because he has the palette of a toddler.

Interesting stuff all around. Yeah, there's a lot of shady stuff in the Scalfani clan. If I had ever contributed to this stroked out lard golem I wouldn't want it public.

I like how Jack narrates Times Square by waddling around and reading all the restaurant signs, as if anybody watching the fucking video couldn't see them. "Hey, there's a screen with Guy Fieri on it!" Thanks, smoothbrain, I hadn't noticed. He does travel videos like he does food reviews, by being a simpleton who can't think of anything interesting to say.

 

[Guntanator]

Lol they are totally going to resume the channel after he dies aren't they?

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

That stream was such a disaster he deleted it!