Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Elmo]

I personally think PPP adds worthwhile commentary, but I can't say the same thing about Andy. Andy is the retarded anchor that drags the KC down.

He's also the person who controls the money. Not just the bank account, but also the whales. If Andy were to disappear he'd take many of their paypigs with him.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

This is why I've said the KC would be better if it were just PPP, or Andy weren't the cohost. Andy is the one controlling the clip playing. He's the one that does the constant pausing to inject his low IQ takes.

I personally think PPP adds worthwhile commentary, but I can't say the same thing about Andy. Andy is the retarded anchor that drags the KC down.

Without Andy, we would have 144PPP phone streams again. Andy is a good producer. As for general conversation, KC could benefit from a 3rd chair that could bounce off PPP's points.

 

[Anticipointment]

As for general conversation, KC could benefit from a 3rd chair that could bounce off PPP's points.

But with three people interjecting their own points, they would never get through a clip.
Although, no amount of stuttering & pausing from Andy has made KC as slow to get through something as it took Nick & Dick attempting to make it through the Maddox video. Mainly due to Nick derailing with drunken tangents.

Btw, what happened to Nick talking about Maddox? He was all hyped up, planning to cover Maddox into infinity, then Dick came on, they barely made it past a few minutes of the actual content & now Nick has forgotten how crazy hilarious the Maddox stuff is?

 

[Neetorino]

Guess who found it pertinent to comment on Elissa's clip of last night's Rekieta segment.

Well, if Mandy really is who she claims to be it shouldn't be hard to prove. She just has to take a video holding up a sign with the date and time. A video, not a picture, since that'll be harder to fabricate. If she really wants to prove those darn Karen Farmers wrong. But, as I suspect and therefore call an inb4, this bitch'll say it's "way funnier to watch the Kiwis sperg out about their theory than to prove them wrong" or some shit.

Also, she claims that nobody will talk to her to get the true story, but I thought there were Farmers contacting her all the time? Which is it Mandy, you're being harassed constantly or everyone is too scared to talk to you? Can't have it both ways.

EDIT: Also, CGoody being the only person Mandy has claimed to be in a Discord call with really gets my noggin joggin that they might actually be the same person. Has Corey ever posted a picture in Locals that we can check the EXIF on? Just to see if the phone used is the same as the Mandy one, for science.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Man, I miss Claire. Every time Sally comes up, I think of her.

I know some people found her love of Metokur cringe, but she said the funniest shit when it came to Sally.

Claire's streams were great, her spin on the Balldoman's Unbreaded segments (which she called Unsalted, in a nun's frock) were hilarious. She only had a few hundred viewers, but she might have been the first non-clip channel to seriously call Balldoman out on his shit.

Too bad autism and shit opsec killed her streaming, she could have a field day just covering Rekieta.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

But with three people interjecting their own points, they would never get through a clip.
Although, no amount of stuttering & pausing from Andy has made KC as slow to get through something as it took Nick & Dick attempting to make it through the Maddox video. Mainly due to Nick derailing with drunken tangents.

It could work easily they need to be more focused and tldr their segments by clipping the juicy parts. Rogue Internet Man is good at this.
KC are far too lazy for that as they keep losing track of time per segment. Worse yet half of every show is just Nick Fuentes dead air.

 

[Chibitzen]

Well, if Mandy really is who she claims to be it shouldn't be hard to prove. She just has to take a video holding up a sign with the date and time. A video, not a picture, since that'll be harder to fabricate. If she really wants to prove those darn Karen Farmers wrong. But, as I suspect and therefore call an inb4, this bitch'll say it's "way funnier to watch the Kiwis sperg out about their theory than to prove them wrong" or some shit.

Also, she claims that nobody will talk to her to get the true story, but I thought there were Farmers contacting her all the time? Which is it Mandy, you're being harassed constantly or everyone is too scared to talk to you? Can't have it both ways.

Mandy would do no such thing as provide proof of anything because that ends their game of cat and mouse. They love the thrill of being chased and being the topic of such interest.

 

[ChromaQuack]

December is always a great month for Rekieta and it's only halfway through. Can't wait to see how this month wraps up. It's going to be a close race with Fatrick for lolcow of the year.

Here's my low effort prediction:

He's going to have the "second" worst day in his life very shortly after Christmas if not during Christmas eve itself when he arrives drunk out of his gourd to the diner and spends it all eating nothing and being a belligerent retard, there may be an impromptu intervention happening before the clock hits 12.

He's going to have the best day of his life on December 31st when he decides the new years is the time time to HAVE FUN unlike those incel chuds that tried to stop him from HAVING FUN a week prior, he will drive to a full blown NYE gay party, get fucked and pozzed by 30 dudes and then wrap his mustang around a tree around 5 AM of Jan 1st.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

More minutiae, but I noticed this comment in Elissa's Landwhale Hotwife/Cuckold clip from PanSoyChild.

Spoiler: WarCampaign / Old Comicsgate / Canadian Protest stuff

PanSoyChild is currently second in command from the exiled WarCampaign group, former EVS Comicsgate acolytes. I believe he's based out of Portland and is married.

Pan doesn't really have a YT channel himself, but there is an old EVS WarCampaign promo on his playlist with everything else deleted.

https://youtu.be/ObHK8oy5mdo?si=fmvnfwJvRFKKkplj

The leader of the splinter group is former EVS acolyte Rohan Kumar Pall. He is an Ottawa-suburb (?Orleans) based programmer who lost his job for attending the Feb 2022 Ottawa trucker's protest but got a new gig with a more right-leaning company. He was born in the UK but has lived most of his life in Canada.

He was angry about COVID mandates because just before the protest his wife was pregnant and deathly-ill with Inflammatory Bowel Disease. He was angry that mask and jab mandates prevented him from being with her in hospital. He later grew his YT channel similar to Viva Frei by livestreaming the 3 weeks of the trucker protest.

Ro is married to a woman from Rwanda and has a whole gaggle of children just like Rekieta. When he used to livestream on the Canadian protest stream, his shtick for his man-on-the-street interviews was mostly about being Indian and horny and hitting on any woman he could find, including MSM journos.

After their falling out with EVS, the group started pitching and making their own indie comic named Vestige. I believe they recently shipped issue #4. They also seem to be working on a new IP named Racist Angel about a big tiddied celestial being who gets kicked out of heaven. Ro has recently talked about how it was a little awkward getting his underaged teenage Indian daughter with an interest in animation to help out with the big tiddied sketches. Of the three WarCampaign members (Ro, Pan & Gat), Gat seems to be the only one with any artistic talent that does any of the work. Gat is based in Ohio AFAIK.

After the COVID protest thing dried up, Ro, Pan & Gat started political livestreaming on YT over the lunchhour mostly about Canadian news on Mondays and Thursdays.

https://www.youtube.com/@WARCAMPAIGN

Ro is also somewhat of a loose cannon. He's picked fights online with most of the Canadian veterans who were originally part of the trucker/COVID protest scene.

He specifically and childishly feuds with Jeremy MacKenzie on Twitter constantly, accusing him of being a Trudeau fed without proof. Jeremy MacKenzie is a QAnon Shaman (Jacob Chansley) / Ricky Vaughn (Douglas Mackie) figure in the anti-Trudeau political scene.



A former Afghanistan war vet who hosts a popular podcast for alt-right Canadian types and who was sent to jail along with his gf essentially for meme crimes.

The black flag with the white stripe is the flag of the "Diagolon" movement. The flag represents a meme country proposing to carve out a supercountry of based jurisdictions stretching from Alaska (and including Alberta and Saskatchewan) obliquely across North America all the way down to Florida.

Trudeau used MacKenzie's podcast as evidence of a national security threat in Parliament to justify enacting martial law during the 2022 Ottawa COVID protest.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

This is why I've said the KC would be better if it were just PPP, or Andy weren't the cohost. Andy is the one controlling the clip playing. He's the one that does the constant pausing to inject his low IQ takes.

I personally think PPP adds worthwhile commentary, but I can't say the same thing about Andy. Andy is the retarded anchor that drags the KC down.

The casino would be better if they stopped making the most boring, little homosexual the headliner of their shows. Nick Fuentes is a boring spic who never does anything funny and any time they talk about him it just drags on and on.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That's one hell of a cope. It's Metokur Manbot all over again.

Yeah it's the exact fucking same playbook.

Really fucking weird.

EDIT: Also, CGoody being the only person Mandy has claimed to be in a Discord call with really gets my noggin joggin that they might actually be the same person. Has Corey ever posted a picture in Locals that we can check the EXIF on? Just to see if the phone used is the same as the Mandy one, for science.

CGoody is known to be around Philly which is Eastern time and Mandy's Nokia 2 V was set to use Central time, from which I conclude that Cory should be eliminated as a suspect for "Mandy". Probably, Mandy expects that CGoody is too embarrassed to get further involved to contradict any claims that have been made, and who knows if CGoody sent them something incriminating/embarrassing himself.

From what I saw they rotated 90°, you need to do some odd number like 2°-5° to fuck with the recognition of the photo

I mean, go ahead and try it yourself, only a single one of them is recognized and it was the one that was only downscaled with noise/compression added without being flipped or cropped. If the main photos that got posted all the time came up in reverse image searches, it wouldn't have gone on this long.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I watched some of the Elissa clips videos of this stream and Rekieta is painfully unfunny and clearly out of his element with a nervous awkward energy after every attempt by Nick to land a joke. Also drunk. He's dealing with people who seem normal and are taken aback by Nick trying to be cool. Especially when Nick tries to impress people them by mentioning about he held underwear parties in college. Now going to watch the whole thing because these guys seem interesting and Nick is just retarded.

 

[3-2-1836]

His bull, Drex, brought it home for him to try on and he talked about doing a serious review of it for his fans. He even gave instructions on how to put it on.

So his bull literally has him by his balls?

This reminds me a long time ago, like years, as this was before everything collapsed with Vic losing the weebwars lawsuit, he said something about if he ever cheated his wife would put his balls in a vise.

I guess the vise is her pussy now.

 

[Local Wordmason]

I guess the vise is her pussy now.

Technically, the vice is the Balldo, and the Balldo is in her pussy, but its pretty much the same principal.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

This is fucking embarrassing. The ending is great though. "I'm too poor to afford a haircut"; which is absurd because a haircut would have been what, 15 bucks back then? He ends it with "I was going to pay her a hundred dollars".

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Watching the Fuddbuster thing. I know this is gun law stuff, I follow it as a layperson with an interest in guns but I feel like Nick is clueless

Spoiler

~29 minutes: Nick is wrong. The full panel denied taking up the law while the SCOTUS, specifically Amy Barret in charge of overseeing the 7th largely, refused to block the law's enforcement, thereby allowing a chance to appeal to SCOTUS. Fuddbusters cleared it up at 31 minutes. Nick is holding his glass

~40 minutes: Nick states he's assuming correctly. Gets told no. Rat guy changes his photo again. Nick holds his glass. Nick is told Chevron law only works on ambiguity

~44 minutes: Nick gets confused about a case. Miller. Thought it was over machine guns, gets corrected over it being short barrel shotguns being useful for militia service. Rambles about shotguns being filled with random things? (He's confused with blunderbusses I think while saying they were banned in WW1)

~46 minutes: Nick gets confused about Heller. Needs to be corrected again.

~47 minutes: The rat clarifies and explains standing laws.

~50 minutes in: Nick decides to go off topic about Trump. Fuddbusters just looks at his phone while Nick is talking. Fuddbusters is looking at his phone and politely laughing and stares at the camera to let Nick rant, offers a few yeahs. The rat photo switched again. A nice old windows grass background with a rat holding a SBR with magpul furniture.

~53 minutes: Nick suggests Fuddbusters do gun laws and celebrity DUIs to make money. Nick laughs to himself. Room is silent other than him. Nick announces it's his birthday, he's 42. Asks what everyone else is aged. Rat says theyre' 13, actually 13 and a half. Nick says above the age of consent in Afghanistan. Fuddbuster brings up boy love in Afghanistan. Nick, excited, talks about Nambla meetings, he thinks hes found his groove? Reads chat.

~56 minutes: Nick says he's late because he's married. Fuddbusters doesn't look amused between his stares of looking at his phone. Fuddbusters loves his figs, delves into how its all because of wasps. Way more interesting than Nick. Nick is confused hearing this. Fuddbusters asserts this is proof of God, Nick says the wasp came first (a rape joke) says God hate's wasps.

~1 hour: Hate government rants. Fuddbusters rants about how you need to do upkeep on a house. Nick rants about how he's not good at maintaining a house so he hires people. He's upset about maintaining landscaping, he has to carry heavy things. Gets upset about having to pay someone for landscaping. Gets mad at a dog pissing in his yard ruining his lawn, female dogs have hormones and ruin everything (weird)

~62 minutes: Nick, reading a superchat, talks about Starfield and caseless guns, confused why the poorly designed video game displays guns would eject cases. Talks about standing vs latches... feels like he's just a law student repeating the literature in this. Fuddbusters taking time to check his phone says he heard about it in a high school class... OOFS. Nick is looking around for a bottle while Fuddbuster talks, licks the bottle, back to his glass

~1:06: BLOODSPORTS brought up by Fuddbusters as legal decision. Nick starts singing. He's doing karaoke. Nick does not care for flavored whiskey, peanut butter specifically. Fuddbusters clarifies he's not on guntuber youtube because he tells the truth, no bs, is incompatible with clickbait advertising. Nick says going for the algo clickbait is annoying and feels old. Rat changed again. Minecraft background with what I think is a 3d printed AK with 5.56 mags, folding stock, and LPVO.

~1:10: Nick only watches Brandon Herrera on guntuber. Thinks he's cool. Nick doesn't have any time to watch videos. Fuddbusters jokingly grills Nick over not having time to watch youtube videos. Nick looks uncomfortable at this. Nick he's old with no energy. Nick holding his glass again

~1:15: Ivan the rat explains gun reviews. Everything is extremely interesting, it's all prewritten articles, suggestings that if you dont give good reviews you wont get free shit from them. Nick is silent, may be checking his phone. Just Fuddbusters and Ivan talking guns. Very interesting and passionate about this. Nick joins in occasionally to talk. Ivan brings up about how some guns where you spend enough money on a gun it's your personality, got a few chuckles out of me. Ivan talks about GM cars, you can spend a lot of money on them but they're still GM cars. Why is there hurt in Nick's eyes why he holds his glass? I feel like I can sit down and hang with these guys easily, not Nick. Nick looks lost while these guys talk.

~1:20: Nick struggles to find comparison. Talks about how he toed into the car market and got a mustang. Nick gets upset because he thinks someone called him gay for that. Nick isn't a car guy, says hes going to tune up his carburetor, Ivan calls him a bitch, Fuddbusters laughs that Nick is telling on himself for hiring someone else. Nick tries to bring it back about how he sits on the toilet to pee. Nick says he wouldve brought a corvette until the guys who know their cars says no. Nick is out of his depth while these guys run circles around him about cars, forgets where he was going. Fuddbusters goes for his dog to help himself. Ivan laughs through this all. Nick asserts he's a youtuber who has no time for anything, Fuddbusters grills him again.

~1:25: Nick doesnt know how car warranties work. Tries to work it back to guns while holding his drink. Nick doesn't know what a GMT 400 is, tries to joke about Emmett Till?

With that I'm out got a few IRL stuff to attend.

All I got from this is Fuddbusters seem interesting, Nick not so much.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

The metokur chat is asking for balldoman segment

 

[AnOminous]

Watching the Fuddbuster thing. I know this is gun law stuff, I follow it as a layperson with an interest in guns but I feel like Nick is clueless

There are laypeople here who wouldn't fuck up this badly on cases like Heller, McDonald v. City of Chicago, Chevron deference as it applies to gun regulations, etc. I myself have a reasonably good ground-level knowledge of gun law but if people are talking about guns themselves from a tech perspective, I generally STFU because I'll probably learn something from listening.

 

[Captain Manning]

Without Andy, we would have 144PPP phone streams again.

I dunno. That might actually be preferable to Andy. Some of those old phone streams were pretty funny.

Mandy would do no such thing as provide proof of anything because that ends their game of cat and mouse. They love the thrill of being chased and being the topic of such interest.

To that end, I hope we can return to ignoring Mandy again soon enough.

While I'm glad Balldo's Gate put together the post, and was happy to help, "she's"
only really interesting in the context of demonstrating what a degenerate dumbass Rekieta is. Along with his Locals. Otherwise, "she's" just another attention whore who should be ignored.

If Rekieta were smart (yeah... I know), he'd never bring her up again.

The metokur chat is asking for balldoman segment

Fingers crossed.

As I expected though, he seems to mainly being going in on Bryan Dunn/KoP.

 

[Neetorino]

Nick, excited, talks about Nambla meetings,

Funny that Nick has NAMBLA on the brain, didn't @AltisticRight just make a joke about that a few days ago using the BalldoLaw logo I did? It's not something that gets brought up much anymore outside talking about the South Park episode, really.

To that end, I hope we can return to ignoring Mandy again soon enough.

We already have; now that we're past the Man-D post she only comes up when she acts retarded in @elb 's comments or Locals.