DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[kiwirevolving]

 

[Freebird]

How Baldur's Gate is going.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'd like to know what Dave considers to be conversation. Even in the Discord leaks, he just babbles endlessly about his boring life and doesn't even acknowledge anyone else.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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yes, it usually is until you squash it Phail.

 

[Fapcop]

Well he did blow hundreds if not thousands of dollars back in the day on gayming headphones because he NEEDED true surround sound or some shit like that.

That’s right.

Then he convinced himself that the headphones somehow gave him an ear infection, and he’s been wearing those gay neck phones ever since.

Goddamn he’s legit a tard.

Sometimes I think we’re so used to Phil being a dent, that we forget how much of an autist/retard he actually is, but just try and tell someone that you got an ear infection from wearing headphones and see their reaction.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

babyrage tantrum from yesterdays SF6 stream

 

[myone]

I don't have any of the modern consoles, but what is this retard talking about with surround sound for his shitty neckphones? Isn't he just plugging a 3.5mm jack into the controller? So at best he's getting some kind of spatial/binaural virtual surround sound, which relies on (and is specifically tuned) for headphones sitting right on top of each ear (it relies on left ear not hearing sound from right and vice versa).

How is any of that supposed to work with a toilet seat around your neck? I can't imagine that this shit is doing anything for his audio experience.
This guy is such a retarded consoomer, he falls for every fucking marketing gimmick "I need the surround sound doooood"

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'd like to know what Dave considers to be conversation. Even in the Discord leaks, he just babbles endlessly about his boring life and doesn't even acknowledge anyone else.

That's basically it, him waffling on and everyone else shutting up, that's what he calls a conversation and a discussion.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

I don't have any of the modern consoles, but what is this retard talking about with surround sound for his shitty neckphones? Isn't he just plugging a 3.5mm jack into the controller? So at best he's getting some kind of spatial/binaural virtual surround sound, which relies on (and is specifically tuned) for headphones sitting right on top of each ear (it relies on left ear not hearing sound from right and vice versa).

How is any of that supposed to work with a toilet seat around your neck? I can't imagine that this shit is doing anything for his audio experience.
This guy is such a retarded consoomer, he falls for every fucking marketing gimmick "I need the surround sound doooood"

You’re talking about the same man who, when he switched to direct capture, kept his surround sound system as a separate audio source so you could hear a half-second delay in his cranked up microphone. If you watch any of his early direct capture playthroughs they’re abysmal because of this. His cheap usb mic has the gain cranked up like crazy because it’s sitting on the coffee table in front of him yet he refused to use headphones so you hear the in game audio AND the audio coming from his surround sound.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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babyrage tantrum from yesterdays SF6 stream

Literal caveman smashing whatever he doesn't understand.

I'd like to know what Dave considers to be conversation. Even in the Discord leaks, he just babbles endlessly about his boring life and doesn't even acknowledge anyone else.

Dents asking him what his favorite pasta is and giving him money, that is it.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

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babyrage tantrum from yesterdays SF6 stream

My favorite part of that whole stream

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I'd like to know what Dave considers to be conversation. Even in the Discord leaks, he just babbles endlessly about his boring life and doesn't even acknowledge anyone else.

Talk about him and only him. Only positive things, too.

Totally not an insecure narcissist, by the way.

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babyrage tantrum from yesterdays SF6 stream

$300 well spent, right Phil?

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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babyrage tantrum from yesterdays SF6 stream

Holy shit, that's the most angry I've seen him get. The last time he raged so hard was in this moment

https://youtu.be/tS7Wro6dkPA?t=143

Edit: I'd give anything to see him slam dunk his fight stick on camera.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

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babyrage tantrum from yesterdays SF6 stream

500 bucks well spent.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

I decided to tune into his LaD Gaiden stream and he is getting his ass kicked in the Colloseum.
This is what, his 5th Yakuza game?
And he is still mashing buttons like crazy without purpose hoping that he somehow beats the stages through brute force and luck.

Now he is grinding because he can't beat a gold stage.
What a fucking scrub

Edit:
and now he is savescumming because he doesn't want to waste items he has used. Reminder that he plays on Normal.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Now he is grinding because he can't beat a gold stage.
What a fucking scrub

Edit:
and now he is savescumming because he doesn't want to waste items he has used. Reminder that he plays on Normal.

I am pretty shit like him at Yakuza games, but damn... I didn't have issues until Plats, he has no chance in Hell.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I'd like to know what Dave considers to be conversation. Even in the Discord leaks, he just babbles endlessly about his boring life and doesn't even acknowledge anyone else.

He doesn't give 2 shits about conversation he only wants people talking about 2 things in chat: the game he's playing or positive things about himself. He gets upset when no one's talking cause if there's no engagement then there's less of a chance at donos.
Another problem people regularly point out is Phil has no interest in engaging with anyone but his paypigs. People have gone into his chat on sock accounts and tried to engage him in basic, friendly conversation, and he always ignores it.

 

[Spirelord: Downfall]

I decided to tune into his LaD Gaiden stream and he is getting his ass kicked in the Colloseum.
This is what, his 5th Yakuza game?
And he is still mashing buttons like crazy without purpose hoping that he somehow beats the stages though brute force and luck.

Now he is grinding because he can't beat a gold stage.
What a fucking scrub

Edit:
and now he is savescumming because he doesn't want to waste items he has used. Reminder that he plays on Normal.

Apparently he played every numbered title, the judgement games, Isshin, and even the fucking Dead Souls game back when he was doing camcorder according to searching "dspgaming yakuza playlist". But yeah, it's Phil, pigga probably doesn't remember that there's a block or taunt/free heat gauge button.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I am pretty shit like him at Yakuza games, but damn... I didn't have issues until Plats, he has no chance in Hell.

Since the Hell Rumbles have a bit of a strategic element to them due to you having to make your own team composition you can imagine what his issue is... his team composition is shit. He only has 3 strikers in his team, the rest are defenders and healers (tho Kaito and Higashi are decent at doing damage despite not being strikers), so he's barely doing any damage and then crying when the enemy team heals all the damage his team has inflicted.

 

[Snortack623]

He's fucking boring again the fat drunk.