Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

Shane's comments towards us are a wink-wink at the only ones who know the truth of how important Shane Nokes is to Microsoft and really the entire nation. He has to keep up the other persona in public but since we know he can have a little fun with us and all the normies won't be any the wiser about who exactly is moving among them.
 
New Shane pic as he tries to get some Star Trek actor to notice him.
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Shane's biggest heroes are people who play pretend on a soap opera. Reminds me of his extremely sad Christmas and New Year's tweet tagging spaceshit actors
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Oh and he's been logging in, probably to lurk on some disgusting porn related thread?
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Sarah Nelson never logged back in after the dox.
 
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New Shane pic as he tries to get some Star Trek actor to notice him.
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Shane's biggest heroes are people who play pretend on a soap opera. Reminds me of his extremely sad Christmas and New Year's tweet tagging spaceshit actors
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Oh and he's been logging in, probably to lurk on some disgusting porn related thread?
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Sarah Nelson never logged back in after the dox.

was it ever confimed that this Cruiser dude is actually him?
 
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New Shane pic as he tries to get some Star Trek actor to notice him.
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Shane's biggest heroes are people who play pretend on a soap opera. Reminds me of his extremely sad Christmas and New Year's tweet tagging spaceshit actors
View attachment 5570424View attachment 5570425

Oh and he's been logging in, probably to lurk on some disgusting porn related thread?
View attachment 5570430
Sarah Nelson never logged back in after the dox.
So not only is he begging some Trek actor to pay attention to him but he's also proud of his Starfleet wine collection. A collection that has been described by people as, "revolting". That "Andorian Blue" is a shitty Chardonnay with blue food coloring that gives it a slight aftertaste. But then it's so light that that's the only real taste you get from it. The Cardassian Kanar has been described as being, "slightly less sweet version of Boone's Farm".

was it ever confimed that this Cruiser dude is actually him?
No but he only seemed interested in this thread and never engaged other than to give out bad stickers to responses he didn't like.

That kind of action is right up his alley as he only confronts people when he's able to control the narrative.

Imagine opening a bottle of wine alone on a special occasion and going on Twitter with a photoshot of it to tag some celebrities about it, because nobody in real life likes you.
And the wine is some bad novelty wine. This is supposed to be a flex as in saying, "look at what I have". Personally? I think the bottle is more interesting than the wine.
 
Only Shane would actually drink that shit. Everyone else buys it as a display item only.
It's why I have a couple unopened bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 on my shelf. There there as a joke and because they're colorful. I would never actually drink them.

And if I could get those Starfleet bottles for a reasonable price I'd totally put them out on display. But they'd remain unopened.
 
And if I could get those Starfleet bottles for a reasonable price I'd totally put them out on display. But they'd remain unopened.
I think I'll try to get them in a while just to do what a friend of mine did, he dumped that nasty shit out (he tried it, said it was unappealing to put it lightly) and then he loaded it up with some sort of gel or something that reacted to light

He then cut a tiny hole in the bottom and ran an LED inside the bottle, turning it into a little lamp thing that displayed the logos prominently

Looks pretty cool in his office
 
I think I'll try to get them in a while just to do what a friend of mine did, he dumped that nasty shit out (he tried it, said it was unappealing to put it lightly) and then he loaded it up with some sort of gel or something that reacted to light

He then cut a tiny hole in the bottom and ran an LED inside the bottle, turning it into a little lamp thing that displayed the logos prominently

Looks pretty cool in his office
That's about all they're good for.
 
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