Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Swiss46 said:
I'm glad he is addressing all his fans who are doubtlessly devastated they might not get to talk to THE Patrick Tomlinson. Possibly tens of people are gonna be heartbroken.
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Oh no, how will people now be told their going to prison? How will they be notified of Patrick's fatness and wimpy steak eating?
 
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Sumptinsfuckey said:
Motherfucker's so FAT he has to use the royal "we" now.
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And just you wait: another 20 extra pounds and he'll have to do like those "Multiple Persons in a single body" and go the Gen 1 Pokemon evolution route: me -> We -> Headmate
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A pretty big fat emphasis in the "head" part

And after a year or 2 he'll just go all in into the latest Pokemon Gens and advance to the Megaevolutions:

Me -> We -> Headmate -> Abholos, The Blob Between the Stars
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Funny coincidence that made me lol for real: I was looking for the name of a real deity in the Cthulhu Mythos and Abholos was the first one that sounded FAT, so hey, job done. Only after did I read its description, and... I don't know man, it sounded kinda too perfect:

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Swap "grey" for "jaundiced" and I'm 100% convinced some author from the Mythos met Pat at a Con and had a Eureka moment for his next entry.

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Edit: Fuck, because there is always a Pat meme for every situation possible, these Mythos descriptions are a goldmine. There's just too much:
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"Hey gang, you may have noticed..."

No. Nobody noticed but us. Cat ladies follow a thousand liberal accounts just like Patrick's, they don't keep up with his circus of a life. He's so delusional he thinks himself an e-celebrity outside of his lolcowdom. He thinks he adds any value to people's feeds outside of dime-a-dozen mainstream political takes they agree with.

Throwback to when one of his biggest ballwashers publicly humiliated Rick as she admits she didn't even notice him gone for 10 months
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FinnSven said:
They would be fantastic in a lolcow big brother.

Both of them have the same kind of spoiled child mentality which means they won’t be able to stand each other on sight.

Coupled with the fact that they will both expect respect from the other for being famous, while both failing to see what makes the other worthy of respect.

I think the two of them together in such an environment would be cruelly entertaining.

Other cows would be welcome of course, but Chris and Pat both have the exact right kinds of incompatible personalities.
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No child, the dimensional merge will not happen and Sonichu is not real. Those are your delusions, child.
 
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skunt said:
You weren't joking, that lasted...90 minutes?
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He still has replies to his tweets set to accounts he's following only, so he must be actively seeking out the stalker children to inform them prison awaits. He's either actively keeping tabs on all his biggest stalker child accounts or he's vanity searching his own name constantly to find the stalker children tweeting about him. What a retarded fat faggot.
 
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What's more believable, Patrick throttling Xitter engagement for any meaningful length of time or Patrick actively looking for full-time work?

If he wants to post anything else equally obviously a lie he might as well post he's going on a diet and embracing teetotalism.

The guy's a fucking social media junkie. Nothing else gives his life meaning.
 
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moocow said:
So that's a reportable/bannable offense, isn't it? Publicly calling for mass-reporting/flagging, e.g. targeted harassment.

Does this dolt want to piss away another $5k trying to get his account unbanned for a third time?
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Yes. X doesn't do anything about it though. Both Pat and GNAAckie have called for mass reports numerous times, and nothing ever happens.
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
"Hey gang, you may have noticed..."

No. Nobody noticed but us. Cat ladies follow a thousand liberal accounts just like Patrick's, they don't keep up with his circus of a life. He's so delusional he thinks himself an e-celebrity outside of his lolcowdom. He thinks he adds any value to people's feeds outside of dime-a-dozen mainstream political takes they agree with.

Throwback to when one of his biggest ballwashers publicly humiliated Rick as she admits she didn't even notice him gone for 10 months
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the second half... oof
 
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