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RIPRhongoBongo said:
Probably trooned out after the wedding, like most married troons do and manipulated her into staying
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They just got married a matter of weeks ago, I went deeply through her history and it seems like the "wife" has been a troon the whole time they've known each other. OP is only 24, grew up in Alaska, comes from a wealthy background, met the "wife" while they were both working at Target. She identifies as "nonbinary" and "pansexual" but admits she's never done anything sexual with an actual woman.

Given her love of BDSM/flogging and polyamory, I think this is just a heterosexual chick who doesn't know how to find a normal, healthy relationship and sex life and thought the troon was the best she could do. She posts quite a bit of "Fuck you, Dad!" shit regarding her dad's alleged "homophobia" (Dad expressed disagreement with her marrying a troon) so there are probably some daddy issues in the mix as well as self-hate for being fat and country bumpkin naivete after moving from rural Alaska to the ~kweer~ mecca of Minneapolis.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
I still cant understand why there are men out there
whose gf cheats on them
then their gf suggest they become a polyamory relationship where she is allowed to get other men into the relationship
but either he couldnt get another girl or he is soemone who is more aligned to normal relationships and refuse to get another girl.
and that guy in particular never opts to
a) Say no and held their foot down
b) Leave their unfaithful partner and find someone who isnt a complete scumbag
c) Grow some fucking balls and man the fuck up to choose a or b
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Many men are either cucked or are fearful of being alone despite the fact that even that would be better than being with a piece of shit. It's funny but it's also rather sad
 
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Potatis Salad said:
Today I bring you a game! It involves the story of a lesbian couple who tried polyamory.

"I am the Asshole" by /u/KittKatt598 (Archive)

Full text is behind the spoiler below, but since it's so long, here are the highlights:
  • Lesbian couple (OP and Wife) decide to try polyamory three months before their wedding.
  • Wife starts to date a man, Cedar.
  • OP initiates a sex-only relationship with Cedar but quickly decides she wants to date him romantically too.
  • OP and Wife agree that condoms must always be worn while fucking Cedar
  • Cedar and OP go to sleep together, naked. OP wakes up in the night to Cedar having sex with her without a condom
  • Cedar claims he was "fully asleep" when he penetrated OP and "does not remember it happening" (Ed. note: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!)
  • Since the initial "accidental" "sleeping" rawdog (somndogulism), Cedar and OP have continued clandestinely having condomless sex
  • OP and the wife went ahead with the wedding but the first months of their marriage have been nothing but fighting over Cedar. OP feels so guilty, /r/polyamory! Help!
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It's like these lunatics WANT to be a stereotype.
 
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Potatis Salad said:
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LOL @ the helm of awe tattoo, people who get it claim to be True and Honest Norsemen when the sigil isn't even Norse. It's from a medieval Icelandic manuscript heavily inspired by the works of Solomon that were popular in mainland Europe at the time, with obviously some Christian influence as a result. The people who use it are always such fascinatingly larpy people, often claiming to be "literally married to Loki" or something similar, it'd be interesting to see if these individuals have posted anything about the occult online.
 
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Dumb woman is in polycule with a massive asshole who treats her like crap. Don't know if she "shoudl distance herself or not" (she should)

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Honey you are 37, you are too old for this crap. If you want kids you shouldn't be with this man, you should be with someone else, or looking for someone else, before all of your eggs go bad.
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I feel like every other polycule is like that. Morons and abusers. Abusive morons, trying to rebrand "being a shitty partner" as an alternative lifestyle.
 
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Sarcastic sockpuppet said:
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Dumb woman is in polycule with a massive asshole who treats her like crap. Don't know if she "shoudl distance herself or not" (she should)

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I feel like every polycule is like that.
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>i wish he could see our relationship through an average person's eyes
a normal person sees your poly relationship and thinks "lmao these degenerates sure are weird"
or, if they're more inclined to give a serious take, it'll be "you're a side bitch in some dudes harem and that's how he treats you, what else would you expect?"
she suffers from the same lack of self awareness that she bemoans in her man. the guy's a nasty dirtbag and you're his willing fucktoy, that's your "relationship".

it's really sad to see how even after being treated like dogshit for 8 years she still can't figure out that the worldview that led her to this place is fundamentally fucked up.
 
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ItsaKnife said:
The downside is that she'll definitely spend another decade with him if she already lasted this long. On the bright side, neither of them will have children to pass on their dumb as fuck genes.
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Rated optimistic.
I feel like the dude may one day materialize his threat and show up with a "hot young thing" (vulnerable woman who was molested in her childhood or mail order bride type of deal) Hopefully he is sterile but otherwise... he seems to get off of having power over others, may wish to have a mini-me to boss around.
 
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Sarcastic sockpuppet said:
Rated optimistic.
I feel like the dude may one day materialize his threat and show up with a "hot young thing" (vulnerable woman who was molested in her childhood or mail order bride type of deal) Hopefully he is sterile but otherwise... he seems to get off of having power over others, may wish to have a mini-me to boss around.
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Possible but doubt it. He's "poly", his gf is a NBAFAB, and hes saying the creepiest things aloud with confidence. I'd bet everything he's fat, balding, looks older than he is, doesn't make enough money to sponsor a bride for hire on his own, and has the creeper eyes.
 
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RainbowStarlight said:
Leave your well paying job so your "primary partner" can fuck around, then get really screwed yourself in the end.
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this makes no sense. from the described behavior, the guy clearly doesn't care for her and doesn't really want her around.
but if that's how he feels about her then why would he take her with him to the new city in the first place? would have made much more sense to just leave her behind so he can enjoy his his new job and new girlfriend undisturbed by her.

also the whole "you should quit your job for my career, but i still expect you to pay half of our bills" thing is such an absurd demand for him to make, and an equally absurd demand for her to agree to, i have a hard time believing that this is a real thing that happened to real people.
 
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RainbowStarlight said:
Leave your well paying job so your "primary partner" can fuck around, then get really screwed yourself in the end.
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I'm sorry, but I just don't get how people can get in these entangled, years long relationships, and not be married. Like, you've been with this guy for two decades, live together, moved across the country with him, and you never tied the knot? And you're surprised when he treats you like a deadbeat roommate? In real families, when a spouse is out of job, the other spouse has no problem stepping up to help out so that their significant other can get back on their feet. But you are doing all of this for a guy who won't even commit to you? And are surprised when he's a selfish prick?
 
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