🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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That backwards baseball hat thing looks ridiculous and pathetic on this middle-aged loser.

 

[Orange Piccolo]

That backwards baseball hat thing looks ridiculous and pathetic on this middle-aged loser.

It’s giving me OnlyUseMeBlade vibes.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

It’s giving me OnlyUseMeBlade vibes.

It’s even worse than that. Gunt is an even more cowardly version of Blade. Remember that he was trying to talk Meigh into going IP2 with him, she said “No way”, and then he left it at that because without someone to hold his hand he was too scared to do it? Ralph is too chickenshit to do what chickenshit Blade does already. What does that make Gunt?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

It’s even worse than that. Gunt is an even more cowardly version of Blade. Remember that he was trying to talk Meigh into going IP2 with him, she said “No way”, and then he left it at that because without someone to hold his hand he was too scared to do it? Ralph is too chickenshit to do what chickenshit Blade does already. What does that make Gunt?

Chickenshittier.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Chickenshittier.

That little glob of shit that floats on top of chickenshit.

 

[AltisticRight]

What does that make Gunt?

Fat.

 

[Fornicario]

Some speculation about the disappearance of the Guntmobile based on Mexican traffic laws for expats. He crashed the truck into another car and it got impounded. He had to either cover the damages on the spot or post a bond to get it back. We still haven't seen the exterior of it, the xit only had Ralph bouncing around behind the wheel. .

 

[fìddlesticks2.0]

I realky love how retarded the turbo-autist-tards on here are sometimes. I mean yall are arguing about which dumbells Ralph should have bought as if he's ever going to perform more than 5 reps in total. LMFAO.

Personally I love that he's bought an excellent bludgeoning weapon those prostitutes can use, because despite seemingly being shorter than gunt in the beach picture.. (did she kneel in the sand?) She has just as wide shoulder breadth as gunt. Which isn't wide. It's tiny but that makes sense if she's barely 5ft. Gunt has very deformed physiology. Extremely narrow shoulders that also slope for a supposed man. I would have said penis haver .... but I don't have my microscope today.

Ralph will never have that without the use of a ouija board.

Wooooohhhh Ralph!!! It's really hot down here!

It’s even worse than that. Gunt is an even more cowardly version of Blade. Remember that he was trying to talk Meigh into going IP2 with him, she said “No way”, and then he left it at that because without someone to hold his hand he was too scared to do it? Ralph is too chickenshit to do what chickenshit Blade does already. What does that make Gunt?

But Daddy didn't give him permission ..... how can he do it if Daddy Gym hasn't signed his permission slip?

Regarding red dress lady - remember how Ralph paid for the same prostitute over and over because she allowed him to kiss her. I bet Ralph thinks that allowing a photograph is the same. Go prozzie go! He will pay u just for photographs and if you hold his hand on the scary rides at the seaside.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Bicep curls? Do a real exercise Ralph.

Look at his lack of muscle mass! Underneath the gunt was an AIDS patient. It explains why he got his ass kicked by women so easily.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Look at his lack of muscle mass! Underneath the gunt was an AIDS patient. It explains why he got his ass kicked by women so easily.
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I'll never not laugh at that enormous melon on his shoulders.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Look at his lack of muscle mass! Underneath the gunt was an AIDS patient. It explains why he got his ass kicked by women so easily.
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Losing weight has just amplified his manlet-ness. Those shoulders are so tiny lol. I know 15 year old girls that are broader than Flappy

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Looks like Gunt won’t be able to talk shit about Harreh’s team tonight! Good thing for Gunt he’s too poor to have bet against them.

 

[Moral plague]

Look at his lack of muscle mass! Underneath the gunt was an AIDS patient. It explains why he got his ass kicked by women so easily.
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How did Ralph manage to loose a bunch of weight and still keep all that fat on his head? Filters?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

How did Ralph manage to loose a bunch of weight and still keep all that fat on his head? Filters?

Filters. Great genetics. It helps that he’s on the “AH CAIN‘T AFFORD MORE THAN ONE TORTA A DAY!” diet.

 

[ffo kcuF]

This was pretty funny DM interaction, I'm giving Ralph a W here.

 

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This was pretty funny DM interaction, I'm giving Ralph a W here.
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How is that a W? Or funny?

Sorry, I’m not seeing it.

Filters. Great genetics. It helps that he’s on the “AH CAIN‘T AFFORD MORE THAN ONE TORTA A DAY!” diet.

Also, “Great genetics”? Seriously? This doughy miserable lump of failed protoplasm?

L. O. L.

 

[Zilch]

How did Ralph manage to loose a bunch of weight and still keep all that fat on his head? Filters?

He's got that Star Jones build.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Look at his lack of muscle mass! Underneath the gunt was an AIDS patient. It explains why he got his ass kicked by women so easily.
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been out of the loop for a while, are we sure this isn't photoshop because his head still looks fat
how would he lose that much weight that fast
is he dying faster?

 

[Elmo]

T | A

Who is Ralph's ex-biggest fan long-legged hater, chyat?

 

[ffo kcuF]

How is that a W? Or funny?

Sorry, I’m not seeing it.

These two retards sperging out and Ralph laughing at his broken jaw is pretty fucking funny.

Why is the DM between these two freaks not considered funny?