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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Fannyscum said:
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Lol this is the same rent-a-ho he posted earlier
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probably on the same day (same dress)
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to get maximum internet flexing mileage out of his purchased “date.” Cause he’s too broke to afford more than one hooker at a time, and too broke to afford more than a flabby low-end hooker at that (those arms, lol.)

And that is 100% a hooker. Regular women don’t go out to dinner with their tits hanging out. Do better, Flappy.
 
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Um... said:
Lol this is the same rent-a-ho he posted earlier
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probably on the same day (same dress)
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to get maximum internet flexing mileage out of his purchased “date.” Cause he’s too broke to afford more than one hooker at a time, and too broke to afford more than a flabby low-end hooker at that (those arms, lol.)

And that is 100% a hooker. Regular women don’t go out to dinner with their tits hanging out. Do better, Flappy.
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He's literally drip-feeding these photos to make it seem like his social life is more active than what it really is. :story: I wonder if they charge extra around the holidays.
 
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Sumptinsfuckey said:
I realky love how retarded the turbo-autist-tards on here are sometimes. I mean yall are arguing about which dumbells Ralph should have bought as if he's ever going to perform more than 5 reps in total. LMFAO.
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Right?

Look I am behind Ralph here. I want him to get fit. Get really jacked. Get himself a nice senorita. Really get a life going.

It will be that much funnier when he ends up getting taken to the cleaners by his two baby mommas, the US government, and Stripe.
 
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Um... said:
Lol this is the same rent-a-ho he posted earlier
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probably on the same day (same dress)
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to get maximum internet flexing mileage out of his purchased “date.” Cause he’s too broke to afford more than one hooker at a time, and too broke to afford more than a flabby low-end hooker at that (those arms, lol.)

And that is 100% a hooker. Regular women don’t go out to dinner with their tits hanging out. Do better, Flappy.
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Those arms look kinda thick, I know you like chunky women Ralph (2 out of 3) and I ain't gonna judge. The skinny ones cost more.
 
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Hypervitaminosis said:
My schizo theory is that he is unable/too retarded to get the Ralph Retort account to work on his phone or vice versa.
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I always figured when he was posting from the killstream.live account, his main was in gay baby jail.
deputydogshit2.0 said:
I’d be shocked if he hasn’t.
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If you believe the deep lore, Ralph was living with a gay lover for like a couple years who OD'd.
 
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PhoBingas said:
If you believe the deep lore, Ralph was living with a gay lover for like a couple years who OD'd.
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and even if you don't he's demonstrably tied his hitch to Milo, was subservient to Nick Fuentes, and actively pedo guarded Ali Alexander explicitly for the purpose of getting his twitter back. More ingratiated with these fags than he ever was with family, friends, spouse, or children.


(strongly suspect it was dirt he collected from a girl he was courting, jealous of her true love for her ex dying of AIDS, playing second fiddle, being a passive-aggressive seething simp, as his tradition)
 
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Braphamut said:
and even if you don't he's demonstrably tied his hitch to Milo, was subservient to Nick Fuentes, and actively pedo guarded Ali Alexander explicitly for the purpose of getting his twitter back. More ingratiated with these fags than he ever was with family, friends, spouse, or children.


(strongly suspect it was dirt he collected from a girl he was courting, jealous of her true love for her ex dying of AIDS, playing second fiddle, being a passive-aggressive seething simp, as his tradition)
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Back when Ralph was going to school, him and his boyfriend played tricks to keep a roof over their head. Unfortunately his lover got the AIDS.

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AncientPhosphur said:
Honestly a waste of money, should’ve gotten a 35lb kettlebell. They’re a perfect beginner item for invalids who have spent their entire life sitting on their asses lifting no more than a beer to their face all day. You can easily do full body exercises and mix in some HIIT stuff. Squats and overhead presses would probably do more for Ralph’s weird physique than bicep curls.
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In my limited experience, kettlebell swings are some of the most effective exercises I've done. Full body, plus HIIT. Soaked in sweat within fifteen minutes if you're doing them right.

Absolutely the best exercise to begin a serious (or at least consistent) wellness regimen imo.
 
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