🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Nod Flenders]

Ralph is nipping at Keemstar's heels in a desperate bid for attention and relevance. The gay wrasslin stuff at the end really reminds me of Chris, the way he's only happy in his fantasy world:
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Keem has more important things to care about than The Gunt.

 

[Elmo]

Keem has more important things to care about than The Gunt.

Keem has never been able to recover after not hiring the guy who refused to stop saying 'nigger' for a niche boxing match between two retards.

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

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Add the Mexican lawyer to the list of strangely "based" people that Ralph seems to meet on a semi-regular basis.
The way he ends these totally real stories with "hahaha BASED!" makes whatever he writes truthful or fabrication seem like instant bullshit.


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Is this what the Zoomers would call the RalphaRizz?

 

[Rage Pig]

Beach paintings have been part of art history for a very long time. They always seem to carry a unique spirit and an intriguing subtext. Most of these beach scenes were created outdoors, en plain air, a method brought to light by Impressionist artists. In order to fully comprehend nature, its beautiful colors, shapes, and the amazing play of light, this group of painters had taken their easels and canvases outside of the studio.

Ladies and Guntlemen, I presented to you one of the greatest contemporary artists, Ethan Oliver Ralph, with his masterpiece "Le Gunt sur la plage" in the form of a triptych.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I think it’s funny he’s tweeting from his killstream account because his show is dying and he’s trying to drive engagement or he’s still pretending his main twitter was hacked for whatever reason

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

I think it’s funny he’s tweeting from his killstream account because his show is dying and he’s trying to drive engagement or he’s still pretending his main twitter was hacked for whatever reason

He also uses them indistinguishably, he tweets out show announcements from either and uses both as his diary.
My schizo theory is that he is unable/too retarded to get the Ralph Retort account to work on his phone or vice versa.

 

[Fornicario]

Beach paintings have been part of art history for a very long time. They always seem to carry a unique spirit and an intriguing subtext. Most of these beach scenes were created outdoors, en plain air, a method brought to light by Impressionist artists. In order to fully comprehend nature, its beautiful colors, shapes, and the amazing play of light, this group of painters had taken their easels and canvases outside of the studio.

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I wonder if he has washed those pants since. The sand and salt will ruin whatever cheap ass poly blend those pants are.

 

[EyeGuy]

Mexican DMV is trying to psychologically break Ralph:

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Beach paintings have been part of art history for a very long time. They always seem to carry a unique spirit and an intriguing subtext. Most of these beach scenes were created outdoors, en plain air, a method brought to light by Impressionist artists. In order to fully comprehend nature, its beautiful colors, shapes, and the amazing play of light, this group of painters had taken their easels and canvases outside of the studio.

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Imagine you go on vacation and see a haggard pig monster rolling around on the beach taking selfies with a tripod and timer.

Not sure if that is the best or worst vacation story.

 

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Imagine you go on vacation and see a haggard pig monster rolling around on the beach taking selfies with a tripod and timer.

Not sure if that is the best or worst vacation story.

 

[Not Even Twice]

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Add the Mexican lawyer to the list of strangely "based" people that Ralph seems to meet on a semi-regular basis.
The way he ends these totally real stories with "hahaha BASED!" makes whatever he writes truthful or fabrication seem like instant bullshit.

At least he's no longer trying to convince people that some random stranger listens to his dead show.

 

[Rage Pig]

The turd world tourist posting pictures of his very interesting and beautiful life.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I hope Ralph feels nice and recharged after this vacation cause that Strype loan and child support aren't gonna pay themselves!

Must be exhausting sitting in front of a computer all day, watching news clips in silence, while asking your mentally retarded audience "smash or pass?"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

As much as I miss the RALPHAMALE THE KING OF THE SEKTOR FROM THE TOP OONNNNNNNNNN DOWN who got blackout drunk and screamed about Medicare it honestly is kind of satisfying watching such a massive piece of human shit fade into irrelevancy. It's the worst possible thing that could happen to him. His career as a streamer from the beginning was built on drama and shit stirring. No one cares anymore.

 

[Rage Pig]

He's so much in love with himself that he had to put his ugly visage on his Instagram and Twitter.


And another one of the classic "I'm pointing at something with both tiny T-Rex arms". It's either food porn or this.

 

[Booby Jones]

Kind of creepy of Ralph to be hanging out near the kid's zone

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

only true luxurious ballers have nasty ass fingernails

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

only true luxurious ballers have nasty ass fingernails

Paying tourist prices in yet another Mexican beach trap, waiting on ‘papers’ again, another task involving an attorney, lol. Sorry, his badass pro-Pally gonzo buddy.
It’s the little things that Ralph wasn’t taught as a child that give him away.
Long, filthy fingernails on butter smooth fat little hands, especially on a ‘man’ screams ‘I have bad hygiene and serious mental problems going back to childhood.’
Probably Mama cut them for her man baby, and he’s kept them ungroomed ever since he neglected her to death.
Add in Ralph’s creepy new High Pitch Eric voice (which I think maybe he repaid a debt with a ball, just a theory) and it’s quite the specimen he presents to the public.
Ralph if only you had someone to remind you to take care of basic hygiene so your flexes didn’t fail before they began.
Here’s a hot grooming look. He tried the ‘Storming the Capitol’ barber’s special while ebegging to see his favorite child a while ago and ended up staring at black bartenders’ asses while drinking.
Wonder how Xander’s doing. Vickers seems really mouthy and cocky Ralph.

 

[Spudnik]

It's actually amazing anyone fell for the 5'4" cope when the answer was in front of us the whole time

 

[Punished Puck]

Does Ralph actually speak any Spanish or is he just another helpless amerimutt fleeing to a lower cost of living