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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 55 44.0%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 15 12.0%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 55 44.0%
  • Total voters
    125
Punished Puck said:
Does Ralph actually speak any Spanish or is he just another helpless amerimutt fleeing to a lower cost of living
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He's said before that he's gotten himself into some trouble (not legal) cause he couldn't speak the fucking language. He's doing the whole lower cost of living (cause his paypigs have been drying up over the years) and to escape legal problems.
 
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Cucktry Roads said:
He's said before that he's gotten himself into some trouble (not legal) cause he couldn't speak the fucking language. He's doing the whole lower cost of living (cause his paypigs have been drying up over the years) and to escape legal problems.
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He literally tried to report Cog to UK police when he was shitfaced and on pills but accidentally dialed Mexican 911 who showed up to his house.
 
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Clarence said:
He literally tried to report Cog to UK police when he was shitfaced and on pills but accidentally dialed Mexican 911 who showed up to his house.
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Damn I forgot about that one lol. He really is one of the dumbest creatures to ever live. In another time period he would have died eating poison berries after he rolled down a hill and got lost, like even in the 80s.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Damn I forgot about that one lol. He really is one of the dumbest creatures to ever live. In another time period he would have died eating poison berries after he rolled down a hill and got lost, like even in the 80s.
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Just as a refresher since this board has joined Sandra and Ronnie:


Kudos @Gaunt King Ithan Rilph (source)
 
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Clarence said:
Just as a refresher since this board has joined Sandra and Ronnie:

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Kudos @Gaunt King Ithan Rilph (source)
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I was watching this happen live with the chat here, (harder than it sounds because Ralph would play the same Kanye songs five times in a row) and maybe I imagined it but I thought right before that clip starts, Ralph wiped off the table before the policia came in, leading one to assume heā€™d been chopping and snorting Pill.
Listening now heā€™s barely grunting out words, trying to communicate to ESL cops without Mantsu to help him lol. Idiot. How they didnā€™t take him in just for being a fucking weirdo with piss bottles and a baby in the house.
I also wonder again with all the welfare checks back in Richmond if maybe Feet made any calls because they happened when Mantsu and ReRoll would leave the house a lot.
Anyways good thing Ralph doesnā€™t have to worry about that any more.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Damn I forgot about that one lol. He really is one of the dumbest creatures to ever live. In another time period he would have died eating poison berries after he rolled down a hill and got lost, like even in the 80s.
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Thatā€™s probably the most entertaining part about Ralph. Heā€™s only able to live because of how our society is currently shaped. Without the internet heā€™d be a homeless man suck dick for weed and booze but because he had somewhat of a success spamming his shitty blog during gamergate he gets to have what some might call a life. Itā€™s really amazing just how long heā€™s stretched his luck as a no skilled talentless fat man with a micro penis.
 
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Pigtoad said:
He's trying to have yet another redemption arch. And Ralph, I think that whole boxing ship has sailed. There is no fixing your career and begging Keem for a boxing match is pathetic.
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Even if Keem offered a Lolcow Podcast deal to him and Boogie, I have my doubts that Ralph would accept that anyway.
 
You'd think Ralph would be past denial, and in the acceptance stage of grief. He's never going to be relevant online without being in some 'Jerry Springer' drama.
 
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Clarence said:
Even if Keem offered a Lolcow Podcast deal to him and Boogie, I have my doubts that Ralph would accept that anyway.
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Keem already tried to put on a boxing match between Ralph and Wings (and Boogie? EDIT: It was originally Ralph vs Warski, ty @Clarence ), on the condition that Ralph not publicly use the n-word.
Ralph was afraid of having his ass kicked by a fatter lolcow, so insisted that he couldn't be censored and backed out.

Ralph is only offering to fight Keemstar because he knows there is absolutely no chance of it happening.
 
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