🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Rage Pig]

Hard to decide who's brain is more damaged

Gunt


or his paypigs

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Hard to decide who's brain is more damaged

I mean, if he wants to compare himself to the pema-spiraling heroin junkie who beats his fiancee, struggles to follow basic instructions, and almost entirely coasts by on favor his father earned for him, I'd say that's a step in the right direction as far as self-awareness goes.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

If Guntguards weren't so delusionally retarded, I'd think they were making fun of him with those posts

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Hard to decide who's brain is more damaged

Gunt
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or his paypigs
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I see your two Sopranos, and raise you two Sopranos.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

What I will never understand is how she could not foresee all of this.

Did she know less about Ralph than people who had been reading Ralph's thread?

Literally nothing about how terrible life with Ralph was, came as a surprise to thread readers, literally nothing.

I think she got with Ralph because he was a comparatively normal option as opposed to the retard weeb troon pedos that she was currently living with. She did not want to have to move back home with Harry, so she took her chances with hog. She told herself that old familiar lie that every woman tells themselves, "I can fix him". Of course, we saw how that worked out.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph is nipping at Keemstar's heels in a desperate bid for attention and relevance. The gay wrasslin stuff at the end really reminds me of Chris, the way he's only happy in his fantasy world:


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[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Blahblahblah shit nobody cares about, hey here’s a suggestion why don’t you stop popping the microphone Ralph, get a sock or back off the mic. Even for a gay ass drama streamer this sucks. Where’s your chief of staff Pill?

 

[Fornicario]

Ralph is nipping at Keemstar's heels in a desperate bid for attention and relevance. The gay wrasslin stuff at the end really reminds me of Chris, the way he's only happy in his fantasy world:
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The irony. I bet Keem can get a truck repaired in less than three months. He doesn't need a payment plan.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Ralph is nipping at Keemstar's heels in a desperate bid for attention and relevance. The gay wrasslin stuff at the end really reminds me of Chris, the way he's only happy in his fantasy world:
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That faggot wrasslin larp is such cringe

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

He can get back to driving drunk in Mexico where there are serious penalties for it. At the very least they'd kick him out of the country.

That must be why all their drunk drivers are here.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

Ralph is such a broke bitch nigger. He thinks owning renting a truck is a status symbol. He always trys to flex with the niggerest of things that nobody fucking cares about.

It would be fucking hilarious if the truck got stolen or something.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph is such a broke bitch nigger. He thinks owning renting a truck is a status symbol. He always trys to flex with the niggerest of things that nobody fucking cares about.

It would be fucking hilarious if the truck got stolen or something.

EOR wakes up in Casa de Avocado hungover as fuck to find the RosaceaMobile up on blocks.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

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Without the alcohol is Ralph devolving into a reddit bodied manlet?

It's good he's losing weight but I just expected him to have some muscle from carrying his gunt around as long as he has.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

I just expected him to have some muscle from carrying his gunt around as long as he has.

That's the Gunt feeding off what ever mass is left of Ralph to stay satiated and rotund. Inevitably when there's no more to consume, the Gunt will turn on the Memphis Mamba and render his dick Broken. The world will be a better place and no more Demon Baby threads will be made.

 

[Rage Pig]

Gunt dropped another one of his sperg clips. He's desperate to be noticed by senpai. He needs some drama to save his dying shitshow, but so far everyone he tries to involve just ignores him.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Poor little fathead grasping for relevance.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Gunt dropped another one of his sperg clips. He's desperate to be noticed by senpai. He needs some drama to save his dying shitshow, but so far everyone he tries to involve just ignores him.

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Even with a "high energy" WWE rant and him actively attempting to stir up drama Ralph hasn't broken 70 likes in two hours. This is a new low. Compare these numbers to when PPP and Warski were regularly doing shows on him last summer and it's night and day.

 

[Um...]

It's good he's losing weight but I just expected him to have some muscle from carrying his gunt around as long as he has.

Muscle? He has no muscle. He’s basically just a lump of fat and loose skin. He has a new gunt hanging from his chin

to match his belly gunt, along with the 4 front boobs and 2 rear ones. They’re all still there, just not quite as large now.

Also chain smoking to lose weight isn’t necessarily a good thing.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Gunt dropped another one of his sperg clips. He's desperate to be noticed by senpai. He needs some drama to save his dying shitshow, but so far everyone he tries to involve just ignores him.

Couldn't he at least have had the script on screen to read off of while cutting his promo? He was looking down reading for the whole video.

Also LOL at him writing out a script and then having an obvious cut at the end where I'm guessing he had a slur in it.

 

[Soup Enjoyer]

I'm sure there weren't any womanly companions paid or otherwise on his "Cancun trip", it's EOR, if there were any ovaries in the vicinity willing to spend the night he would've posted a vague blurry tit shot or other kind of body part somewhere in the photo to get another W on the disgusting detractors, the kiwibros and most importantly on the mother of his children, showing off the ralpha'mare' charm. He wouldn't be able to help himself, posting like a heartbroken woman showing off a new man on SNS to spite her ex.