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[soliloquyR]

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Honestly I don't want to think that these people believe movies like Persepolis or the last Unicorn are "bad" films just because they have more adult issues and grey characters than your usual Disney film/Steven Universe.

And sometimes South Park has a point amidst all the crass humor.

Seriously, they're cartoons meant for fucking children, obviously they'd need to have good morals. Adult cartoons are edgy because adults (usually) know better.

Perhaps you should take that up with those who throw around the term so liberally when they really mean "this made me feel bad."

Maybe if you and your kind hadn't completely devalued the seriousness of PTSD with triggers like "yellow" "cupcakes" "air" "[Insert fictional "ship" here]" and "Iphones" people would take it more seriously.

Reasons? Since I have no idea what is going on there.

Did they do another "Don't fight fire with fire" or other cutsie-wootise moralizing for kids?

Basically, this episode was a painful obvious lesbian lust story where Pearl chases after and breaks the law for this bitch

because she looks like Steven's mom

whom Pearl also wanted to bone.
This is being universally acclaimed around Tumblr because of the painfully obvious lesbian overtones and the fact that it features shitty angsty emo grunge music that sounds like it's out of the 2000s.

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>starting kindergarten
>is non-binary
What.

Holy shit who let this person have/be in the vicinity of a fucking child?
This kid is 4-fucking years old, and the fucking TEACHERS are supporting this and even having class disscussions about gender identity? Preschoolers don't know the first fucking THING about gender!
Why in the fuck are the teachers supporting this? I'm surprised the school staff hasn't called the fucking police on this dumbass!

Why can't these people just have kids for the sake of raising and loving another human being without trying to push an agenda that will eventually ruin their kid's life?
I'm willing to bet money this loon asked a doctor if their fucking not even half a decade old child could start taking hormone pills as soon as they were born/adopted.

The character that tumblr hates the most because she's "coded-white" and "always does the right thing" and "good things happen to her for no reason" becomes a leather-wearing full-lesbian that falls for a pink-haired mystery butch. She then fucks the police and successfully escapes in a car chase.

Spoiler: Rejoicing Already Starting

EDIT: FOUND ONE!

Doesn't that go against Steven Universe's supposedly "good" messages for kids? Yeah, breaking the law is okay, only if you're doing it for the sake of sweet, sweet pure lesbianism.

 

[Xerxes IX]

I wonder how salty people will be if that mystery butch never shows up again. It's highly unlikely since there don't seem to be any real one-off characters in the show but still.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Hell, a lot of four year olds don't even know the difference between male and female yet, how can one identify as 'non-binary'?

 

[friedshrimp]

So, love at first sight, or crazy love stories where the protagonists do everything to be with each other- "sends bad morals" "it's unrealistic" "it's toxic/unfeministic"

Apply these tropes and stories to lesbians = INSTANT WIN!

 

[Meowthkip]

Holy shit who let this person have/be in the vicinity of a fucking child?
This kid is 4-fucking years old, and the fucking TEACHERS are supporting this and even having class disscussions about gender identity? Preschoolers don't know the first fucking THING about gender besides the fact that boys have peeners and girls have vagoos!
Why in the fuck are the teachers supporting this? I'm surprised the school staff hasn't called the fucking police on this dumbass!

Why can't these people just have kids for the sake of raising and loving another human being without trying to push an agenda that will eventually ruin their kid's life?
I'm willing to bet money this loon asked a doctor if their fucking not even half a decade old child could start taking hormone pills as soon as they were born/adopted.

I mean if a kid at my job told me they were non-binary I'd probably just shrug and be like "okay, if you say so," and leave it at that. It's really not worth arguing with a child over. It ain't my job and I imagine the teacher would likely have a similar stance. The worst thing about working with children is dealing with their parents.

So not only is this teacher now put in a position where they have to explain this identity (which is most likely fed to them by their mother) to their class, but they also have to placate a mother who is convinced they have a transgender child in an environment where transgender issues are given more and more mainstream exposure.

I mean, that's assuming the post isn't complete bullshit written as wishful thinking by somebody who desperately wishes to be the mother of a transgender child. When a child is that young, a mom can convince them that they like or are things that they don't like or aren't, and the child will go along with it to please their mom.

If this is true, this child is going to have to bear the burden of their mother's progressive agenda and it'll all blow up in mommy's face by the time that kid is a teenager.

 

[fishercat]

God dammit.

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[friedshrimp]

These people really have no idea the concept of a joke, right? it's not that good of a joke in the first place

I wonder how they act IRL. Do they screech at their parents and friends when they disagree with them or make small jokes.

Also, I bet you 10 dollars the chick has no personality yet they're going nuts with the shipping. As long as the ship is "progressive" (lesbians or polyamory), they'll ship even characters who have absolutely no personality.

 

[Ruin]

I wonder how they act IRL. Do they screech at their parents and friends when they disagree with them or make small jokes.

Read the encounters with sjws thread. They do indeed act the same irl as they do online.

 

[fishercat]

I wonder how they act IRL. Do they screech at their parents and friends when they disagree with them or make small jokes.

 

[Meowthkip]

God dammit.

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At least "delusionalqueer" is telling us upfront the most important aspects of their personality.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Also, I bet you 10 dollars the chick has no personality yet they're going nuts with the shipping. As long as the ship is "progressive" (lesbians or polyamory), they'll ship even characters who have absolutely no personality.

She was just introduced in the last episode, and didn't actually speak, only indicator of her personality is that she wears kinda stereotypical punk clothes. But, why wait for some actual character development when there's lesbians to sperg about?

 

[Tame Sake]

JFC I saw that comic yesterday too and I thought it was hella funny.

And I knew there was going to be Bi-Bashing but jesus christ on a bike that entire post thread is a headache.

These kids need fucking lives.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

God dammit.

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Why anyone even still bothers talking with people like this is beyond me. Everything you say to them will just be twisted into more fodder for their delusion.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: In acebetical order

Spoiler: Stuporman

Spoiler: Someone got the short end of the dick

 

[monochromte]

ayyy

 

[Dismaying Tree]

ayyy

These "shoutout" posts just keep getting more weirdly specific.

 

[Meowthkip]

ayyy

Fox Mulder has a Tumblr blog.

 

[clowney]

ayyy

There's a shoutout post for everything nowadays isn't there...?

SHOUTOUT TO PEOPLE WHO LICK WALLS

SHOTOUT TO PEOPLE WHO ONLY EAT BIG MACS

SHOUTOUT TO LITERAL BEANS

 

[IdaRita]

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>starting kindergarten
>is non-binary
What.

The saddest thing is teacher and most of people are actually agreeing with this bullshit.

 

[APerson]

These "shoutout" posts just keep getting more weirdly specific.

One of these days I expect someone to post a shoutout to autochorissexual panromantics who are kin with Sans, Pearl and Spongebob and who live in their own town, then be wildly shocked when nobody reblogs it because it only applies to them.