Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Kees H]

Hmm, why would Lucas blur out this username and pink triangle in his mention of a certain "Kiwi Farms user"? So surprising.

 

[ZatLit]

nice headcanon

 

[Something Awful]

Ok so did this malding retard actually say ANYTHING of note? Like ANYTHING? Wasn't this supposed to be some epic stream that changes everything? What an attention whoring, click baiting faggot.

 

[Punished Neco]

>Gets up early
>Prepares all day for the stream
>Skips dinner because it's so important
>Stream starts
>Big reveal time *Drumroll*
>Kiwi Farmers are on Twitter

Imagine if Null was on Twitter as well, wouldn't that be a sight?

 

[Kees H]

Ok so did this malding retard actually say ANYTHING of note? Like ANYTHING? Wasn't this supposed to be some epic stream that changes everything? What an attention whoring, click baiting faggot.

No, everything that was somewhat relevant I put in the thread already. As soon as I thought he was going to start addressing other YouTubers and exposing their shit he took his gay ass little PowerPoint off screen and started rambling. His only point is that Kiwi Farms users are on Twitter and everyone using Kiwi Farms as a source is "ontologically stupid" and should apologize to him. That's fucking it. Just like the rape stream, two hours of rambling to get to "i was raped by my ex, i have no proof, but i said i was uwu". That entire stream could also have been done in 5 minutes.

In BossmanJack speak, "it's a big fucking dud, again".

 

[ZatLit]

>Gets up early
>Prepares all day for the stream
>Skips dinner because it's so important
>Stream starts
>Big reveal time *Drumroll*
>Kiwi Farmers are on Twitter

Imagine if Null was on Twitter as well, wouldn't that be a sight?

How's your reddit acc going lil faggot? D

Makes me wonder if u cummed inside your sissy pants when u sent your KF pfp thinking that you're The Riddler faggot lmaooooooooooooo

 

[skunt]

two hours of rambling to

ratio keemstar.

that's it.

 

[A Flying Nun]

Here's the irony: we're probably the only reason this person can find the strength to get out of bed each day.

The effort needed to find the twitter account of one user here is not something that's done in two seconds. That takes some actual effort and digging. This implies at least a non-insignificant of Keffals' time is spent reading this forum and malding over it. I don't care what the idiot claims is the case, the reality is they're probably lurking here right now losing their shit over us. Like seriously now, are any of us to believe they just dedicated a "loveletter" to us in the form of that stupid stream and they're not the least bit curious how we've reacted? Hell no, that bitch is right here spamming refresh as we speak.

And let's be real: this person clearly has a victim complex. I don't follow them closely, but every time I see them, the context is always that they're just victimizing themselves and talking about people that allegedly hate them and want them dead or whatever.

Point being: this person feeds off being a victim. It's like their entire identity. And I'd bet money that if they couldn't do that, it'd become harder and harder for them to deny to themselves just how fucking miserable they are. We are not the source of their misery, they are, and we're their "out" where they can deny that truth to themselves. The thing that gives them jollies is probably the belief that they get up every day "fighting the good fight" and "fighting injustice" and that their life has meaning.

All that means the day that Keffals either A) becomes so irrelevant that not even we are giving them attention, or B) is forced to face the reality that we're just a bunch of idiots that sit around going "haha, look at that retard do retarded things" and little more, that'll be the day that Keffals' world comes crashing down and they begin falling into a more serious depression.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Hi Lucas!! Glad to see you still read the thread!

Remember that time I doxxed your nigger friends and the mod who “assaulted” you?

Good times. Hey, so, where’d that money go? Better yet, why don’t you explain why you had a felon as a discord mod around children??

 

[Pomniman]

Keffals = laughing
Kiwis = seething melting malding seething coping crying bitching roping

What's Lucas' position on the Bonecrvsher Question?

 

[insensitive]

Makes me wonder if u cummed inside your sissy pants when u sent your KF pfp thinking that you're The Riddler faggot lmaooooooooooooo

BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP> CHIT............ BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Not to make fun of the filmmaker and cinematographic genius of this era, but Lucas talks like Neil Breen.

 

[Moss Monster]

Nice filter, Mr. Sorrenti. Was financial fraud not deceptive enough?

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

This stream in particular really proves to me that Lucas is extremely unwell. He generally always was, being fat and a tranny, but this time was interesting. He was acting really erratic, seemed kinda glazed over, and seemed extremely disorganized.

All I can say is… get fucked nigger lmaoooo you’re fucking spiraling like a mother fucker you retarded faggot

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

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...so Lucas killed his guinea pig?

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Oh no, Keffals my fair ladyboy, you seem so stressed out....poor dear, getting raped and dealing with the Kiwi Farms and that evil Joshua Moon. Maybe you ought to shoot up some herion, pop some pills? You know, to take the edge off? You deserve to let loose and relax buddy.

 

[LGHDR+]

Oh no, Keffals my fair ladyboy, you seem so stressed out....poor dear, getting raped and dealing with the Kiwi Farms and that evil Joshua Moon. Maybe you ought to shoot up some herion a full fucking ounce of a raw fentanyl, pop some pills? You know, to take the edge off? You deserve to let loose and relax buddy.

FTFY. Got to be sure of full relaxation. You know, the kind you don't wake up from.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

kiwis i have a brillant idea so the mary sue is considered a trusted source by wikipedia could we use their article to ruin lucas on wikipedia?

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

kiwis i have a brillant idea so the mary sue is considered a trusted source by wikipedia could we use their article to ruin lucas on wikipedia?

Go cow tip somewhere else, faggot.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

How is he so incapable of even fake crying? He is the worst troon grifter ever.

I don't think it's fair to expect somebody who can't even convincingly fake farts (for money, mind you) to be able to do any better when it comes to tears (for money, mind you).