Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

ew shut up. we have a look but don't touch rule. The point is letting them have an autistic meltdown without us interfering because it's more funny. If you mess with them, we will likely find out and make fun of you too!

but doxing encourages cowtipping does it not thats like having a drunk naked passed out stripper then claiming you had nothing to do with the rape

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

but doxing encourages cowtipping does it not thats like having a drunk naked passed out stripper then claiming you had nothing to do with the rape

Save yourself a headache and don't question the double standard ON the farms.

 

[Gigasneed]

but doxing encourages cowtipping does it not thats like having a drunk naked passed out stripper then claiming you had nothing to do with the rape

seeing the personal details of a random internet weirdo and thinking 'hmm, I should fuck with them in real life' is lolcow behavior.

peoples' dox are pulled from public sources, so if someone is enough of a fag to want to fuck with a lolcow they'd also likely be able to track them down whether or not kiwifarms is hosting their dox.

 

[PositiveMonk]

2 inches of water is enough to drown a human in the right conditions so it's feasible that a small animal could drown.

The only situation I can think of where you'd want to bathe a rodent would be is if it spent so long living in its own filth it'd turn the water brown.

Have we considered that maybe this animal saw the opportunity to escape from its nightmare of an existence? I mean wouldn't you try to drown if you were forced to watch Keffals 24/7? The guinea pig just tried to 41%.

The things it was forced to see. The horrors.

 

[LGHDR+]

The usual faggotry

 

[Uncle Ben's]

It's WAP Goblin, as in Ben Shapiro's Wet Ass P-word, not WOP goblin as in Lucas trying to LARP as Italian with his fake farts again. Nigga can only speak one language and does it worse than Josh. Sad!

 

[JoshPlz]

Can we all take a moment to take note of how thick and bushy his manly eyebrows are? He is also still rapidly balding.

 

['Ole Dente]

Lucas we're not pulling any ops to fuck with you, we're not allowed. If we were allowed to do that we wouldn't have any problems.

 

[FinnSven]

Keffals can't do anything right. Next time try raise a pet rock.

I would imagine even a pet rock would end up dead and raped in the hands of keffals.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Lucas doesn't actually want to DropKF, Lucas wants a new reason to grift and thinks that he can come here and throw rocks at the hornets' nest and get someone to ween. Nobody wants to help him fabricate incidents because of how badly he treated the people who offered to help last time.

Poetic seeing it all come crashing down.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Keffals = laughing
Kiwis = seething melting malding seething coping crying bitching roping

Is my memory wrong or aren't you the guy that was non stop simping for Amanda "The Horse" Morris? What is it with you and your terrible tastes in sexual partners? First Amanda "The Horse" and now Keffals "The farting catboy rancher". Get your head out of the gutter man.

 

[Top_Dollar]

We won.

 

['Ole Dente]

We won.

Joshua Moon has won. We haven’t done anything except call someone gay, the indomitable will of a celibate Floridian is the deciding factor.

And by god do we salute that.

Semper fidelis to all our armed forces.

 

[Lawltism]

Why do people keep talking to the dumbass in the thread trying to gayops?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Instantly thought of the line "He'll turn his DARVO on you" from Peter Lorre Eyes when I saw this. Fucking lmao.

Well, now I've seen everything

 

[Niggerphobe]

Why do people keep talking to the dumbass in the thread trying to gayops?

Either they are glowniggers or other lfj on a sock account

 

[Manat]

So this is the attention keffals is getting after all the effort and drama cooking


Bleak




This guy got Keffals figured out.



I love Empanadas.


lol

Some people are keeping the points.


Honestly, it's all sleep inducing and tired. Keffals himself feels deflated, and the farms has been stale and overused as an boogyman. He has been shitty to a lot of people, it seems, and trying to pin it on the people here is a very weak excuse, but I applaud the effort anyway.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Dude Keffals is just having a blast in this clip. This is how you're supposed to use the damn site! Sign up already.

What a tragedy he can't since that woule compromise everything he "achieved" in killing KF. What a horrible tragedy since even if he did, his ego would be too fragile to not be halal'ed in under 100 post, even if we didn't know his history.

Lucas is currently a discarded wrapper in the tranny cabal. You can't ruin him because he is already a powerless addict who frittered away his minute of fame while being the lacky for a dickless Thomp abomination. No one cares about him, and he is currently in the death spasms of irrelevancy.

We talked about him burning his life down earlier in the thread, if this thread had a smell (aside from gamer, amhole, unwashed) it would be twice burnt trash. He "burned" kiwifarms, then one by one kept burning his connections and trust down until about the start of this year where he was closer to square one. Then he just kept going until he had to pick up the remains of his old relationship and his mods and burn that shit again.

It's not capitalism if you're being paid in bussy.

Catboy feudalism, the system you didn't know you didn't want.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

why is keffals yelling about a website that he said was destroyed forever? is he back on the drugs and seeing things again? tsk tsk such a shame.

 

[LGHDR+]

is he back on the drugs and seeing things again? tsk tsk such a shame.

Which ones? Besides psychedelics, he's on like all the drugs.