Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Computer Guardian said:
In three days, Lucas managed to get back on the map for the majority of kiwi's eyes due to one of his attempts to regain attention becoming front page material, and has become a full on fireball where he admits the crusade he and the Donger has went on was a complete failure (not too long after Elliot admitted it failed and pushed the blame on Lucas), and now the account that totally isn't made by Lucas is trying to gunt guard him to a resounding failure. It surely was burning everything down, but not in the way Luke thought he would do it.
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and he got ass-raped for christmas. truly the heathens suffer for their hatred of god and his works.
 
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Saddam Hussain Obama said:
im thinking not just lucas but kiwifarms wikipedia if it paints keffals in a good light and kiwifarms in a bad one boomer tech execs and news companies will lookpast anything else
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Wikipedia is an entirely owned and mind-controlled asset. Without a top-to-bottom shakeup of every individual in the company there is nothing that you, I, or anyone else can do to change the political bias inherent in the website.

If the owners want to portray you as the bad guy they will portray you as the bad guy and will include only the citations that agree with them and will ignore anything else because it suits their narrative.

No matter how many baby monkey abusers, child pornographers, zoosadists, etc. are identified, charged, and prosecuted thanks to the efforts of people on the site, Wikipedia will always claim that Kiwifarms killed Byuu. It doesn't matter that there isn't a death certificate. It doesn't matter that there is zero corroboration. Wikipedia has decided that Kiwifarms is the bad guy and that is the end of the story.

It's best to forget any thoughts you've ever had of using Wikipedia to your advantage. You don't have a say in the matter.
 
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Wuhan Wet Market said:
Trying to archive rn but KF and my internet are simultaneously having a massive stroke. if I posted the same thing as someone else sorry

Keffals is throwing a tantrum over WAP Golbin (??? what the hell is that name) and I guess trying to call this person out.
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I find the conspiratorial thinking of Lucas assuming some random commie on xitter is a prominent kiwifarms user amusing. Do you think he was paranoid like this before the drug abuse?
 
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This Post Is Satire said:
Wikipedia is an entirely owned and mind-controlled asset. Without a top-to-bottom shakeup of every individual in the company there is nothing that you, I, or anyone else can do to change the political bias inherent in the website.

If the owners want to portray you as the bad guy they will portray you as the bad guy and will include only the citations that agree with them and will ignore anything else because it suits their narrative.

No matter how many baby monkey abusers, child pornographers, zoosadists, etc. are identified, charged, and prosecuted thanks to the efforts of people on the site, Wikipedia will always claim that Kiwifarms killed Byuu. It doesn't matter that there isn't a death certificate. It doesn't matter that there is zero corroboration. Wikipedia has decided that Kiwifarms is the bad guy and that is the end of the story.

It's best to forget any thoughts you've ever had of using Wikipedia to your advantage. You don't have a say in the matter.
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my idea though is one of wikipedias approved sources to cite did an anti keffals piece
 
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Gigasneed said:
you think just because it's an approved source that they'd allow it to blemish the page of one of their heckin valid trannerinos? not only would it be cowtipping, it'd be especially pointless cowtipping.
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maybe but i just think that cowtipping has double standards how come you can post someones address and phone number but editing a wikipedia page is considered cowtipping?
 
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His response to the ex's accusation about his guinea pig, around 28:24 of the stream: "I didn't drown my guinea pig. My guinea pig was sick, and my guinea pig passed away in an accident. She was in the bath, two inches of water. I got a call I needed to take, I stepped out for one minute, and when I stepped out for that one minute, I came back and she was dead. She wasn't in enough water to drown. I screamed and I cried, because I lost a pet that I had since they were a baby."

What's funny about this is that you aren't even supposed to need to bathe guinea pigs unless they're... covered in their own filth. They don't like being bathed, and bathing them changes their odor and makes other guinea pigs not recognize them and causes them to fight.

Keffals can't do anything right. Next time try raise a pet rock.

It blows my fucking mind that this goof is considering adopting a CHILD. Pray whatever authorities are doing screening for this process find this thread.
 
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AnOminous said:
cockless eunuch
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Speaking of cockless eunuchs, those who’ve had the open wound installed, have to dilate every day. Multiple times, even. People like to note their cope, their seethe, too, though all of their darn dilating gets overlooked. Below is a standard dilation schedule for a troon. (I apologize in advance for the fairly low quality, however, it is legible & gets the idea across of exactly how often they must shove a stick in their open wounds, colloquially known as stinkditches.) Also included is a picture of the sticks used, called dilators:
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Many may cope, many may seethe, but only the 41% have to dilate. Women don’t require a poke with a sharp stick to maintain their private parts, (though these sticks appear to have a rounded tip, to be completely fair.) Non-eunuch men don’t have to dilate (for hours n hours,) either. Notice how the troons copy the words, “cope & seethe,” yet they never complete the holy trinity because only they have to dilate.
 
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Saddam Hussain Obama said:
maybe but i just think that cowtipping has double standards how come you can post someones address and phone number but editing a wikipedia page is considered cowtipping?
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posting someone's name and address can lead to more interesting details being dug up for everyone to laugh at.

autistically trying organize a group of people to alter a cow's wikipedia page is neither funny nor interesting, and breaks site rules.
 
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F13 Key said:
His response to the ex's accusation about his guinea pig, around 28:24 of the stream: "I didn't drown my guinea pig. My guinea pig was sick, and my guinea pig passed away in an accident. She was in the bath, two inches of water. I got a call I needed to take, I stepped out for one minute, and when I stepped out for that one minute, I came back and she was dead. She wasn't in enough water to drown. I screamed and I cried, because I lost a pet that I had since they were a baby."

What's funny about this is that you aren't even supposed to need to bathe guinea pigs unless they're... covered in their own filth. They don't like being bathed, and bathing them changes their odor and makes other guinea pigs not recognize them and causes them to fight.

Keffals can't do anything right. Next time try raise a pet rock.

It blows my fucking mind that this goof is considering adopting a CHILD. Pray whatever authorities are doing screening for this process find this thread.
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willing to bet 50 bucks that poor thing was covered in "fluids" or fecal matter. 2 inches of water is enough to drown a human in the right conditions so it's feasible that a small animal could drown. Keffals can't even take care of themselves let alone another living breathing being. How this person hasn't died from their own actions is a miracle in itself. Keffals seems like the type to abuse animals too which scares me when they mentioned adopting.

Saddam Hussain Obama said:
maybe but i just think that cowtipping has double standards how come you can post someones address and phone number but editing a wikipedia page is considered cowtipping?
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ew shut up. we have a look but don't touch rule. The point is letting them have an autistic meltdown without us interfering because it's more funny. If you mess with them, we will likely find out and make fun of you too!
 
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Kees H said:
Lucas getting called out by WAP Goblin his stream was fucking weak, and he bursts down in the most satantic laugh I have ever heard. All of his haters are "ontologically stupid".

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A couple of minutes later, Lucas proves that he doesn't understand anything about anything. That's not the point of Jersh his tweet, fucking dipshit :story:

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Nigga sounds like he's on the verge of crying.
 
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He thinks it's the former, but it's the latter.
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The only situation I can think of where you'd want to bathe a rodent would be is if it spent so long living in its own filth it'd turn the water brown. They'll do a good job of keeping themselves clean as long as you give them fresh litter to roll around in.

Even if you do bathe them, you have to do a damn good job of drying them off so they don't catch a cold. They're not resilient like dogs or cats. They catch a cold and it's off to the great meadow in the sky they go.

That is of course assuming Lucas is being somewhat truthful here. You can't simply take the word of a groomer who runs a Discord full of minors hooked on troonshine at face value.
 
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This Post Is Satire said:
Wikipedia is an entirely owned and mind-controlled asset. Without a top-to-bottom shakeup of every individual in the company there is nothing that you, I, or anyone else can do to change the political bias inherent in the website.
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If you care about Wikipedia's assault on reality at all, don't put your effort into improving it. Destroy it.

It is a memetic hazard.
 
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