Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

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Nothing but Ls for Fuentes this year

Even AI is dunking on him:

(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qUsEL)

 

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[MadStan]

If there is one thing we have learned with LOLCOWs on this forum, is that when they have only followers in the Tens of Thousands and can only pack out basically a bowling alley when they actually have an exclusive event that doesn't rely on others, is that they are merely petting their own money donation base and will never be anything politically.

Of note though, is that people like Ethan Ralph and Nick have actually rubbed shoulders with true powerbrokers, had significant guests and mentions, and have had set forth trajectories that could see them become something and have squandered it and fallen through their own misgivings.

From an agent garnish perspective, there might be 100 people that they throw money at with the hope 1 in that 100 rises above the bullshit and becomes something of a force to be recognized that they hold sway over. Nick is one of those that had the chance and missed it.

He never got the memo.

 

[Major von der Westfront]

Even AI is dunking on him:
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qUsEL)

This is absolutely hilarious. Imagine being some "big shot activist" and acting like you've got enough clout to have an effect on national much less local politics... only to be shit on by an AI. That's just how you know you're at rock bottom and the Catboys are not going anywhere with their little movement.

 

[HeyU]

Milo and Ralph really gave the bloody blows to the Catboy Cult’s dying days. What Fuentes should’ve done is not larp as some savior of the white race but rather as a political commentator. His chances at joining local let alone national politics is all but over. His potential ties with Ye also severed, and now his former friend Baked is hanging out with Nick’s idol.

Nothing but Ls for Fuentes this year

I think Milo, more than anyone, has been behind the blows. Milo is the one who leaked old text messages between him and Nick shitting in Ralph, which is what made Ralph ultimately decide to turn. If it weren’t for that, I think Ralph would have just gone home or showed up to the rally and everyone would have pretended everything is fine, even if he was feeling some type of way.

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Highlights from last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1257 - December 4, 2023
(Note: episode 1256 does not exist. Instead, there are two episode 1257s.)
Monologue is about Bill Ackman writing a letter to Harvard president Claudine Gay about anti-Zionist, pro-Hamas speech at Harvard.

• 0:20:55 -- Show starts
• 0:38:00 -- Nick announces that AFPAC 4 is going to be "postponed" until next year. He says he hasn't "quite found the right opportunity" to have AFPAC 4, says Washington DC is too "hostile" and has too many antifa, and says AF is "between banks and payment processors" at the moment. He promises that he will have another announcement "in the first quarter of 2024."
  • already clipped earlier in thread, but here's an unedited clip
• 1:25:30 -- Nick decides not to talk about the other topic he had planned because he wants to end the show and play Fortnite.
• 1:28:05 -- Superchats
• 1:30:00 -- Nick says if he were in charge of the United States, he would "be an imperialist, like confront China, confront Russia, all of it." He says he supports China now because every historical revolution happened when the government was in crisis, and he thinks the coming American collapse will be "an opportunity for a shake-up." He says America should be a global hegemon "doing cultural and real imperialism on the world, but it's Catholic," and "we should do to Venezuela what we did to Iraq." "Do you know how awesome that is? I mean, how are you a fascist if you don't support that? Not that I am, um, but..."-Nick
  
• 1:48:40 -- Superchatter asks Nick to explain "the Patrick Casey hate within the dissident right," and says Culver's has a good burger. Nick spends a couple minutes talking about burgers, then explains his drama with Casey over AFPAC 2 and says he never really liked Casey. He goes on for 15 minutes. At one point he says Casey was so hated that during a group trip in Chicago, Nick and 5-6 other people ditched Casey "because he was so miserable to be around."
• 2:07:55 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he'd rather be gay married or dink (dual income no kids) married. Nick twists his mustache and says "that's a tough one," because the only reason he wants to get married is to have kids. He realizes dink marriage would still allow for sex with a woman, and says the question is really, "are you gay or not?" and begrudgingly chooses dink marriage. He goes on to explain that gay marriage "without the sex" may be preferable, because "a guy roommate would be way easier to have than a girl roommate," saying living with a woman would quickly "start to suck." "At least if you got gay married, you can play video games. (laugh) I'm just saying! I'm just saying, at least you'll play video games and, you know, another male would have cool interests and things like that. And would leave you alone. But I would have to say dink. I would have to say dink because... you know, then you'd have to be gay. Because then you'd have to be gay. You know, unfortunately, the thing is about gayness is... probably so much of it is cool, minus the actual being gay. (pause) I'm not really helping my case here, am I? I'm not really helping the gay rumors right now, am I? I'm like, all I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, look. You know, sounds like best friend forever. The only downside is that, you have to suck each other's dicks. But other than that, it's like best friends forever. And, you know, it's like, lifetime with a woman, no kids, versus like, best friend forever? Um... I have to go with the dink! I have to go with the dink. I have to go with the woman. I suppose I have to go with the woman. No, jokes of course, I would definitely go with the woman. Of course. Wouldn't want to free think a little bit..."-Nick
  
• 2:15:45 -- Superchatter asks if it's a problem that he's a Mexican anchor baby even though he agrees with Nick on everything. Nick says "you gotta go back." He jokes that the superchatter can stay if he maims or kills three illegal immigrants.
• 2:17:45 -- Superchatter asks Nick if the GTA 6 trailer was good. Nick tells the superchatter to go watch it himself. "You have Google. Look it up, dummy. [retard voice] 'Hey, was that trailer any good?' What is this, a water cooler? In the 90's? You got a phone." -Nick
• 2:18:35 -- Nick rants about Destiny for a few minutes
• 2:25:45 -- Superchatter asks what Leafy is up to. Nick says he hasn't talked to Leafy since he got banned.
• 2:27:40 -- Nick says the new season of Fortnite is "awesome." "I'm grinding the Peter Griffin skin now, I got the battle pass... They got me." -Nick
• 2:29:05 -- "(sniff) What is that smell? Was that my imagination? It just smelled bad for like, one second." -Nick
• 2:30:15 -- Superchatter says "The 15-year-olds listening to you equivocate have no idea how evil the foreign policy you suddenly support is." Nick says he's not a liberal and calls the superchatter a faggot, then rants about how America should be an empire for a few minutes.
• 2:44:05 -- Superchatter "Smitty Jackson" says "conservatism is not pro war, anti war is not liberal," and says Nick is contradicting himself. He says Nick previously called China and Russia "competitors, not enemies," and says the sudden rhetorical change is conspicuous. Nick calls the superchatter a "fucking idiot" and loudly explains his position again. "So you know what, no, just whatever. Go watch, honestly, go watch something else. This is not the anti-war show. This is not the show where we jerk you off for being liberal or whatever. Obviously there's a fraction of this audience that is too stupid even to understand this. It's been a long time since I've really had a beef with my audience, but here we are over again. (...) Obviously the IQ in this audience is room temperature." -Nick
• 2:52:40 -- Right after Nick's third rant about foreign policy, superchatter "AngloZoomer" says "having the ability to invade any country in less than 24 hours is no curse, it's a blessing," and says America is a great nation. Nick says he's "between a rock and a hard place." "We got lib fags on the one side, glazing on the other. Lib fag, 'Hey, fuck you, war pig! You're in favor of war all of a sudden!' And then the other, 'You tell him, Nick! You're so right, Nick! We love you!' (laugh) 'You're so right! Your pussy is amazing! You're so gorgeous! Don't let him get you down! You're so hot! I fuck with you heavy!' (laugh) Thank you, AngloZoomer. Thank you, AngloZoomer. Smitty Jackson can go commit suicide." -Nick
• 2:54:25 -- Nick rips off his headphones and goes "All right, mrah!" like a disgruntled goblin. He says he's angry because he's hungry.

America First 1257 (2!) - December 5, 2023
Monologue is about the House passing a resolution condemning anti-Zionism as antisemitism, Thomas Massey voting against said bill, and a sudden spike in short selling on the Israeli stock exchange days before the October 7 Hamas attack.

• 0:30:25 -- Show starts
• 0:40:55 -- Nick asks the audience to recommend Reddit or Discord alternatives. He says he wants a place where fans can post content for him to react to on casual Rumble streams.
• 0:46:45 -- Nick says he's going to give a controversial opinion, and asks the audience to let him "free think." His opinion: the Right is too obsessed with black people. "You know, if you're a hammer, everything's a nail, I guess. If you're one of these white grievance guys, everything is white grievance. Now I'm a white person with grievance. I mean, I'm like practically a white nationalist or whatever. People consider me the number one white nationalist. I get it. I'm with you on a lot of it. But sometimes the video game about Miami is just a video game about Miami. Some people, they're like the NAACP for white people. Every time this stuff happens, it's like, 'Hey, is it cause I'm white?' It's like, okay. Maybe not this time, okay?" -Nick
• 1:32:15 -- In an attempt to save face after "postponing" AFPAC 4, Nick says "the only way to appreciate how good things are" is to imagine an alternate scenario in which Nick got banned early on and became irrelevant, the Groyper War failed, Kanye West never became antisemitic, and "the redpill community" was never antisemitic. In this timeline, "everyone is pro-Israel," Thomas Massie (a libertarian) would have never voted against the resolution, and Glenn Greenwald (who has been butting heads with Zionists since 2012) wouldn't be criticizing Israel. Please groypers, close your eyes, imagine, and trust the plan!!!
• 1:36:15 -- "I remember back then, talking to my parents about this, and they were like, 'What have you brought into our home? This hatred!' Blah blah blah. You know, my parents are just like, boomer conservatives. I came home from college, I'm like, 'The Holocaust never happened.' (laugh) 'Mom, you know Jews run the world.' And my parents are like, 'How dare you, you have brought—We did not raise you like this! You have brought hatred into our home!' And this and that. I sounded like a total crazy person. In retrospect, I sounded like a prophet." -Nick
• 1:57:15 -- Superchats
• 2:00:00 -- Nick says he is "the right person to play the role that [he has] played" because he isn't capable of anything else. "I completely lack discretion. I completely lack any kind of tact. I go on the internet and I'm like, 'Ha ha, you're Jewish!' (...) I'm just like a plucky, I'm like a plucky sweetheart who just can't keep the lid on it." -Nick
• 2:05:45 -- Superchatter says Nick brings light and joy into people's lives, and it's a shame he has to depend on DoorDash for his food, because he deserves better. Nick thanks the superchatter and says he wants to bring joy to people, but he feels like a "negative Nelly" all the time. ("I just have this, like, autistic personality and I have like a short temper and everything bothers me." -Nick) He says he doesn't cook because he hates doing dishes, and going to the grocery store is a hassle. He says he vastly prefers waking up at 3 PM, immediately wishing he were dead, ("I wake up, 'Oh fuck. I'm still alive on another day. Damn it.'"-Nick), ordering Papa John's pizza and Pepsi on his phone, and watching TV all day. Then he tells a story about walking around town at night and witnessing a driver delivering a pizza to a mansion, a sight that filled him with joy. Nick says the only problem with his daily DoorDash lifestyle was he started to get fat, so he stopped ordering KFC and Pizza Hut every day and switched to a meal service.
  
• 2:17:10 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he experiences "foreboding joy," where a person generally enjoys life, but fixates on how it is fragile and will all be gone soon. Nick says no, he's usually "miserable for one reason or another," so when he's happy he "[drinks] it in and [feels] exuberant" until something inevitably annoys him again and the feeling is gone. He says he was always very aware of death because his family had a "tragic backstory."
• 2:22:40 -- Superchatter says he's going to buy Grand Theft Auto 6, and "running around killing the NPCs should be pretty fun." Nick calls him a "fucking idiot" and mocks him with a retard voice. The same superchatter then reminisces about playing GTA: Vice City at 14 years old. Nick glares at the camera. "Thanks for sharing. Thanks for sharing. Anybody else have anything they'd like to share?" -Nick
• 2:29:10 -- Superchatter says Nick's foreign policy rants from yesterday were misguided, and imperialism is not the answer. Nick rants about how we need "a thousand-year Trumpenreich" for a few minutes and calls the superchatter gay and a pussy. "Get in, faggot. We're building a hundred aircraft carriers. We're building a hundred star destroyers. Country destroying weapons. We're building more missiles, bigger missiles, and bigger nuclear bombs, and we're gonna use them to get what we want. (...) 'I think that we should have universal health care for all! And I think that we should have universal pre-K!' No, dude, we need universal conscription and universal nuclear bombs and universal missiles and jets and planet destroying weapons." -Nick
  
• 2:37:25 -- Superchatter "Smitty Jackson" criticizes Nick again, saying "What you implied last night is lost on 99% of your young audience." Nick calls him an idiot and says when the groypers take over, Nick is conscripting him and sending him to the front lines to get raped.
• 2:46:25 -- "Honestly, this is really embarrassing and sad that this audience doesn't comprehend any of this stuff. Clearly, there's a major IQ barrier." -Nick
• 2:47:25 -- Superchatter says he just turned 22. Cue Nick crying about his age again. "Oh my gosh, I'm so old. I wish I wasn't old. I wish I was young again. This is a pretty good age though. I'm not gonna lie, kind of fuck with 25, but still." -Nick
• 2:48:15 -- Politically Provoked sends $500
• 2:50:45 -- Superchatter says he has a 17 year old sister who is "ready" for Nick, and also his mom had a dream about Nick. Nick says a prerequisite for his wife is that she can't know who he is, and she preferably doesn't speak English.
• 2:53:40 -- Superchatter recommends chelation therapy for headaches and poor sleep. Nick looks it up, and immediately rejects it because he's afraid of shots.
• 2:55:25 -- Superchatter asks Nick how familiar he is with Abrahamic eschatology (based on past superchats, the answer is "not at all"). "You sound like an idiot. No offense." -Nick

America First 1258 - December 6, 2023
Fourth Republican presidential debate live reaction.

• 0:00:00 -- Show starts. Debate is playing. Nick is not on screen.
• 0:08:35 -- Nick joins the show.
• 0:24:30 -- Vivek Ramaswamy says Nikki Haley can't name three provinces in eastern Ukraine; Nick laughs and claps. "Wow, that was awesome!" -Nick
• 0:28:15 -- Ramaswamy says the war in Afghanistan added $7 trillion to the national debt, thanks to "these toxic Neocons," and gestures to the other candidates. "YES, dude! This is great!" -Nick
• 0:29:40 -- First commercial break. Nick says Ramaswamy calling out Haley was the best moment since Trump ran in 2016.
• 0:41:30 -- Nick salutes Ramaswamy. "Our leader. Our leader, dude. Vishnu! The incarnated Vishnu, man against time." -Nick
• 0:50:55 -- Second commercial break. Nick says the rest of the debate doesn't matter, hardly anyone is watching, and the only thing people are going to remember is that "this is the end for the Neocons." He praises Ramaswamy for saying Haley doesn't know the difference between Israel and America.
• 1:07:25 -- Ramaswamy says January 6 looks like an inside job, the government lied to us for 20 years about Saudi Arabia's involvement in 9/11, and the Great Replacement is not a conspiracy theory but the Democratic Party's platform. Nick soyfaces at the Great Replacement comment, and salutes Ramaswamy.
• 1:12:35 -- Ron DeSantis accuses Haley of opposing a youth transition ban; Haley says "I did not!" "That was kind of hot. Kind of coy, kind of sexy. [girl voice] 'I did not! Oh my gosh~!'" -Nick
• 1:17:30 -- Ramaswamy holds up a notepad with "NIKKI = CORRUPT" written on it. Nick laughs and salutes Ramaswamy again.
• 1:23:25 -- Third commercial break. Nick praises Ramaswamy some more.
• 1:29:50 -- Haley says for every 30 minutes a person watches TikTok, they become 17% more antisemitic. Nick soyfaces and yells "Let's go!" He mimes high-fiving every TikTok user. "That explains a lot. (laugh) That explains a lot about my life, cuz all I do is watch TikTok." -Nick
• 1:40:55 -- The debate stream freezes and cuts to a "we'll be right back" screen. Nick says the debate sucks now and he checked out half an hour ago. He dances to the stream placeholder music. He complains for a few minutes about cringey boomercon jokes.
• 1:48:50 -- Nick flips off Chris Christie for saying he's inspired by Ronald Reagan.
• 1:50:25 -- DeSantis says he's inspired by Calvin Coolidge. Nick rolls his eyes and says that's the gayest possible answer.
• 1:56:40 -- Debate ends. Nick monologues for a while about the state of the Republican primary and each candidate's debate performance.
• 2:21:25 -- Ramaswamy retweeted a clip of Nick reacting to his statement on Great Replacement theory. Nick pulls up the tweet and watches the clip of himself soyfacing.
• 3:02:25 -- Nick rewatches the Ukraine question and realizes Haley answered "Donetsk, Luhansk, and Crimea." He says "that is one way to look at it," but argues that Crimea shouldn't be included in the list because it was annexed by Russia in 2014, and says the list should include Zaporizhia and Kherson. "So, I guess she did answer it in the end, but it doesn't matter. We got the, but hey, what matters is we got the moment. The moment was right." -Nick
• 3:05:20 -- Superchats
• 3:05:35 -- Superchatter says he watched a replay and saw Nick mention coming to Europe for a rally, and asks Nick if that's still a thing. Nick says the superchatter is "like a fucking woman," and rants about people asking him about future event plans. He transitions to complaining about his nagging mom. His mom gave him a chocolate Advent calendar on Thanksgiving, and a few days later, she reminded him to eat a chocolate from the Advent calendar every day. He says his mom gets offended when he talks about her on the show. "She'll be like, 'Wow you really went after me on your show last night, huh?' I'm like, Mom, it's play, it's playful, it's just relatable family humor. It's a family fun... humor, okay?" -Nick
  
• 3:09:10 -- Superchatter says he's fully in on America First, but Nick's belief in a "globalist Christian hegemon" is his "Achilles heel." Nick rants for 20 minutes about American empire, the importance of strong military, white people are "explorers, pioneers, innovators," the welfare state is bloated, etc. and calls the superchatter a "loser" and a "liberal faggot."
• 3:33:30 -- Nick says on his Wikipedia, he's listed under "incels," and brags that he's "in the Hall of Fame with Elliot Rodger." There are only five people in the "incels" category: Nick Fuentes, Mauricio Garcia, Alek Minassian, Jack Richard Peterson, and Elliot Rodger.
• 3:36:55 -- Superchatter asks Nick how finding a wife will affect his political plans. "It won't." -Nick
• 3:40:05 -- Superchatter asks Nick which Roman emperor he would model himself after, and says Nick strikes him as "a Hadrian guy... The reason is, he was gay." Nick yells "YOU'RE gay!" "More like, your favorite boyfriend. How about favorite gay guy you have sex with, cuz you're gay. Fuck you." -Nick
• 3:40:50 -- Superchatter "imhoplight" sends $500
• 3:45:35 -- Superchatter "based dollar" sends $500
• 3:48:35 -- Superchatter asks Nick who he'd rather go on a road trip with, Oliver Anthony or Nikki Haley. Nick says he'd choose Haley, because "she's hot," and Anthony is "just a gross doofus." He acts out his and Haley's sexual tension-filled banter on their hypothetical road trip, doing a girly Southern accent for Haley.
  

America First 1259 - December 7, 2023
Monologue is about the fourth Republican presidential debate, particularly Vivek Ramaswamy's performance.

• 0:19:50 -- Show starts
• 0:23:55 -- Nick says he has a really bad headache.
• 0:27:30 -- "People ask me, why do you wake up every day and roll out of bed and eat a Big Mac and a quarter pounder, being on the no-fly list and having your money banned and being banned from Twitter and all the rest? Why do you subject yourself to this life? It's such a mean life, and people are so nasty in politics and online. This is why we play the game. I'm sure a lot of you have heard that one of my enemies, one of my nemeses, Steven Bonnell, is getting divorced." -Nick
• 1:11:15 -- "It's the same thing with Pete Buttigieg. You know, a lot of Democrats liked him, but people look at him and they see a short, weird homosexual. And this country's not going to do that."-Nick
  • t. this guy
• 1:36:10 -- Superchats
• 1:36:25 -- The very first superchatter of the night has Nick doing the retard voice. We're off to a good start. Superchatter asks if he can still be America first if he's agnostic. Nick calls the superchatter retarded and mocks him. He says the superchatter can support the movement for secular reasons, but it's a religious movement and he should be Catholic.
• 1:37:40 -- Superchatter, responding to Nick's call for Reddit/Discord alternatives, recommends a site "den.social." Nick says it sounds like the superchatter is "trying to sell [him] on something."
• 1:41:10 -- Nick says his "Fortnite carry" (Veyta, I assume) "became a warlock" because he was influenced by Zherka talking about Freemasonry. He says there is an occult element at high levels of society, "specifically among the Jews." He says people who "worship false gods, (...) practice magic or rituals" and "commune with demons" need to be given the death penalty, "straight up."
  
• 1:47:20 -- Superchatter asks Nick how the gym is going. "I haven't gone in a few days, okay? Quit fucking asking me, okay? If you ask me, I'm not gonna go." -Nick
• 1:47:30 -- Superchatter asks Nick for his take on IVF, and says it was the only way he and his wife could have a child. Nick says IVF is "a grave sin" but acknowledges that it's a deeply personal thing for the superchatter, and also for Nick's family.
• 1:49:40 -- Nick talks about his time on YE24 for 20 minutes. He says he acquired a lot of footage from that time thanks to someone he brought in who still worked for Kanye (this was "a few weeks ago") who sent it to him. He says Milo was "always doing this like, pickup artist, like, 48 Laws of Power shit," jumping in front of the camera, and trying to take credit for Nick's work. He claims he told Milo to stop telling him what to do or he'd go home himself (pressing X on that one). Then he rambles on for a while, praises Kanye, complains about Daniel Schmidt of Students for Ye betraying him, says Milo is a "lonely, completely friendless person" who is obsessed with appearing rich and influential, and says Milo was trying to live vicariously through him. Nick says he loves when he gets to "go mask off" and give the "post-game recap" of everything he hates about a person after they're no longer friends. He says he last talked to Kanye in June, "but there really was a real connection," and insists "Ye was never negative towards [him]" when he was fired.
• 2:10:05 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he's seen Napoleon yet. Nick says he's not going to see it because he heard there's jumpscares in it.
• 2:16:00 -- Superchatter asks Nick which type of fascism he's inclined towards, National Socialism or Italian fascism. Nick flips him off and calls him a gay faggot and a pussy. "Imagine talking about this. If you talk about this, you are gay. If you talk about this, you are retarded." -Nick
• 2:18:05 -- Nick says he's on a meal service now and he wants to commit suicide. He says the one thing he has to look forward to in his whole life is pizza, burgers, fried chicken, etc., and now he that he can't eat it every day, his life is empty. "And all I know are these four walls and this dumb ass show and these microwaveable meals. And it's rope fuel. (...) So to save my own life, I'm going to take my life in my own hands and I'm going to save myself from the grip from the grip of depression and suicide, suicidal ideation by having a couple of hot dogs and a cheese pizza. And I'll have ice cream too! And coffee." -Nick
  
• 2:22:15 -- Nick tells a long joke along the lines of: imagine you fall in love, get married, have a daughter, raise your daughter to adulthood, and she goes to Panera Bread and drinks a charged lemonade and dies instantly. "Who would have known it would have been her last meal? That's sort of funny, but anyway... It's very tragic actually, but there's a funny premise there." -Nick
• 2:25:40 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he's going to CosMc's (new drink-focused chain spinoff from McDonald's). Nick says he will go, but he's not very excited about the menu because it's all sugary drinks. He pulls up the menu on his computer and reviews it for a few minutes. Then he realizes it's only open during the day, when he's asleep. "Hours? 6 AM to 8 PM. What? They're barely even open, bruh. I'm not even awake during those hours. Well, whatever, we tried it." -Nick
• 2:33:05 -- Superchatter says Nick is a "hyperintelligent superhuman created in a lab," eating pizza and hot dogs won't kill him, and normie diets and gym are for NPCs. Nick says he's felt better, healthier, and more lucid ever since he started eating a meal plan. "So yeah, it works, okay, but I'm not happy about it. I want ice cream though." -Nick
• 2:34:30 -- Nick finishes the last superchat, rolls his eyes, sighs, takes off his headphones, and drops them on the desk.

America First 1260 - December 8, 2023
Monologue is about Destiny, Adam22, and the congressional investigation into Harvard, UPenn, and MIT concerning antisemitism on campus.

• 0:18:25 -- Show starts
• 1:22:40 -- Superchats. The TTS is broken. Nick complains that he has no water to drink, and he keeps sniffing every few seconds. "Can this just work, please? Oh my gosh. I'm going to commit suicide."-Nick
  
• 1:25:10 -- Nick resigns himself to reading every superchat out loud. The first superchatter jokes that Nick's Indian name would be "Water Running Down Back." "I don't even know what the fuck that means, retard." -Nick
• 1:26:55 -- Superchatter who recommended "den.social" yesterday says they're not trying to sell Nick anything, several people working on it are Nick fans, and says they sent an email to the AFF help desk. Nick accuses the superchatter of "aggressively pushing" his site onto Nick and yells at the superchatter, calling him a "fucking annoying ass."
  
• 1:29:25 -- Superchatter says he's been watching since 2020, and says he was in Model UN as Russia, where he dominated everyone and they refused to give him the best delegate award. Nick says stories about Model UN are just as uninteresting as the day they happened, and sarcastically thanks the superchatter, saying "fascinating stuff."
• 1:30:40 -- Superchatter asks Nick if his priest knows about his views, and says he's afraid of first confession because it'll be awkward for him to explain how racist he is. "Really? Because you sound like a faggot and I fucking hate you." -Nick
• 1:33:15 -- Superchatter says "Joe the Boomer won't be laughing when Power Bottom Brandt throws it back like a champ and makes him die." Nick puts his head in his hand for a second. "Okay. Perfect day to not be able to have these read aloud by the text to speech." -Nick
• 1:40:10 -- Superchatter recommends "communities.win" as a Reddit alternative. "Remind me never to field a question from the audience ever again." -Nick
• 1:40:55 -- Nick finishes the last superchat, or at least, the last superchat he can bear to read. He says the TTS has to be fixed immediately. He takes off his headphones and stares at the desk, dejected for a moment. He says he wishes his mug were filled with scalding hot coffee so he could pour it all over his face and body.
  

Sorry this is late. I had a busy weekend and these were some long-ass shows.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Based Varg

 

[HeyU]

No matter how many times Nick tells these stories about Milo, I still don’t quite get what it is Milo did during their time working together w/Ye that made Nick hate him so much. Ok, so he’s a compulsive liar who pretends to be rich when he’s not and tries too hard to impress people. So he tried to sort of take credit for Nick’s ideas in front of Ye, whatever. Milo did him a huge favor, he didn’t even have to bring Nick on board, but he did, if it weren’t for Milo, Nick never would have met Ye or been there in the first place, so yes, it’s natural Milo would sort of expect Nick‘s position to be under his.

I don’t see how that justifies trying to snake him like that and plotting to ice him out so you can have Ye to yourself. Surely you see why that would make Milo never want to do you any favors or work with you again? Surely you’d see why, after he gets back on the team, he’d want to cut you out? Especially after you proceeded to go out and publicly shit on him multiple times after he did you this huge favor? I can see why Milo would want to get back at Nick, Nick practically asked for it, with the way he totally used and discarded and trashed Milo after Milo does him this huge favor. Talk about ungrateful. No good deed goes unpunished. If Milo was really that insufferable, either learn to suck it up and tolerate him or leave, but trying to snake the person who brought you into this experience in the first place by trying to make him leave is an extremely disloyal and shitty thing to do.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

He says he vastly prefers waking up at 3 PM, immediately wishing he were dead, ("I wake up, 'Oh fuck. I'm still alive on another day. Damn it.'"-Nick),

serious political movement btw.

 

[Can't Stand Ya]

No matter how many times Nick tells these stories about Milo, I still don’t quite get what it is Milo did during their time working together w/Ye that made Nick hate him so much. Ok, so he’s a compulsive liar who pretends to be rich when he’s not and tries too hard to impress people. So he tried to sort of take credit for Nick’s ideas in front of Ye, whatever. Milo did him a huge favor, he didn’t even have to bring Nick on board, but he did, if it weren’t for Milo, Nick never would have met Ye or been there in the first place, so yes, it’s natural Milo would sort of expect Nick‘s position to be under his.

I don’t see how that justifies trying to snake him like that and plotting to ice him out so you can have Ye to yourself. Surely you see why that would make Milo never want to do you any favors or work with you again? Surely you’d see why, after he gets back on the team, he’d want to cut you out? Especially after you proceeded to go out and publicly shit on him multiple times after he did you this huge favor? I can see why Milo would want to get back at Nick, Nick practically asked for it, with the way he totally used and discarded and trashed Milo after Milo does him this huge favor. Talk about ungrateful. No good deed goes unpunished. If Milo was really that insufferable, either learn to suck it up and tolerate him or leave, but trying to snake the person who brought you into this experience in the first place by trying to make him leave is an extremely disloyal and shitty thing to do.

It matches up with what Anglin said in his drama posts: that Nick has a gigantic ego, turns the tiniest of slights into an apocalypse, and simultaneously expects 100% loyalty from people without returning it on his end. Add those things to his obvious emotional problems, and you get a very unstable, irrational person. It appears to only be getting worse as time goes on, too.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

No matter how many times Nick tells these stories about Milo, I still don’t quite get what it is Milo did during their time working together w/Ye that made Nick hate him so much. Ok, so he’s a compulsive liar who pretends to be rich when he’s not and tries too hard to impress people. So he tried to sort of take credit for Nick’s ideas in front of Ye, whatever. Milo did him a huge favor, he didn’t even have to bring Nick on board, but he did, if it weren’t for Milo, Nick never would have met Ye or been there in the first place, so yes, it’s natural Milo would sort of expect Nick‘s position to be under his.

I don’t see how that justifies trying to snake him like that and plotting to ice him out so you can have Ye to yourself. Surely you see why that would make Milo never want to do you any favors or work with you again? Surely you’d see why, after he gets back on the team, he’d want to cut you out? Especially after you proceeded to go out and publicly shit on him multiple times after he did you this huge favor? I can see why Milo would want to get back at Nick, Nick practically asked for it, with the way he totally used and discarded and trashed Milo after Milo does him this huge favor. Talk about ungrateful. No good deed goes unpunished. If Milo was really that insufferable, either learn to suck it up and tolerate him or leave, but trying to snake the person who brought you into this experience in the first place by trying to make him leave is an extremely disloyal and shitty thing to do.

Wouldn’t this line of thought require that Nick followed Milo around, getting Kanye into morbidly embarrassing situation after situation, and also thinking he was doing something helpful, that Kanye wouldn’t hate both of them for after?

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Highlights from last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1261 - December 11, 2023
Monologue is about the resignations of UPenn president Liz Magill and board chair Scott Bok.

• 0:20:05 -- Show starts
• 0:26:30 -- Nick brags that he's "a little more clouted up" and has "a little more cred" than Alex Jones now that Jones has his Twitter account back. Easy to see why Nick immediately sperged out and got himself re-banned when he was unbanned in January.
• 0:35:25 -- Nick swears he was planning to do a Rumble stream today. He was all ready to go: he had stayed up all night (instead of crashing at 8 AM as usual), eaten lunch, and even left the house to get gas AND check his PO box. Unfortunately for him, Rumble got hit by a DDOS attack and was down for 6 hours. "You know, my great grandma had an expression. She used to say to my great uncle, she said that, uh, if he started selling hats, people would start to be born without heads. Sometimes that's how it feels with me." -Nick
  
• 0:37:25 -- Nick says he doesn't want to be negative to Tucker Carlson because he wants to "heal that relationship" (what relationship?), but he thinks the new Tucker Carlson Network is "strange" because Carlson is hosting 8 different shows.
• 0:41:40 -- "I feel like if I wasn't being humbled constantly by circumstance, I would be the ultimate villain. I would be the ultimate, like, it wouldn't be fair. I would take over the world and billions would die. If I was completely unencumbered, like if I didn't have a deviated septum and if I wasn't short and if I wasn't like an ectomorph and if I could keep a normal schedule and all this. If I were really unencumbered and I could run, billions would die. I mean, it would be planet, planet doom. So I think all these encumberments are there to say, 'Hey, you may be handsome. You may be a genius. You may be this unstoppable force of will. But you're still a mortal. You're still a human being.'" -Nick
• 1:12:40 -- The stream abruptly ends.
  • 

America First 1262 - December 12, 2023
Monologue is about Joe Biden warning that Israel is losing international support, and the Harvard board refusing to fire president Claudine Gay.

• 0:58:30 -- Show starts
• 1:10:45 -- Nick says he's disappointed in Kanye, and he was negative in his review of the Vultures rave on his Rumble stream earlier. He mentions Kanye's birthday party earlier in the year, "with all this occult symbolism and abuse, misappropriation of the cross." He says Kanye is engaging in "intentional, willful, consistent blasphemy." "It's willful, it's intentional, it's willing something evil. And I see that kind of stuff. I can't, I can't cosign it, can't be a part of it." -Nick
• 1:54:25 -- Superchats. Nick says he will read the superchats he missed from last night.
• 1:55:05 -- Superchatter asks Nick what he thinks of predestination, and asks what is the best course of action for Christians given "the prophesies in the Gospels and revelations are inevitable." Nick says "Christians don't believe in those prophecies" and "we're not, uh, millenarian" (he still doesn't know what that word means). "We don't believe that Revelations talks about, you know, like that, I'm pretty sure that's a Protestant view. This thing about the mark of the beast and all that. I don't believe that's a Catholic view of eschatology. (...) What should we do if it's the end times? Same thing we're doing right now. Try to be the best Christian." -Nick
• 1:59:00 -- Superchatter says he "recently underwent a white racial consciousness awakening," and asks Nick to "expand in depth on reasons to be proud of being white." Nick looks bewildered for a second, and asks the superchatter if he's a federal agent, or a Jew.
• 2:01:20 -- Nick says he had dinner with his friend from high school recently, and asked him if he knew of anyone from their high school who became transgender. The high school friend said he didn't know of anyone, "which is weird." "I had a graduating class of a thousand kids. You'd think, one out of a thousand. But I don't know any of them." -Nick
• 2:02:20 -- Superchatter "atdrummond" sends $1000
• 2:06:10 -- Nick responds to hate comments left by boomers on his Rumble stream VOD.
• 2:10:00 -- "I can tell you this with authority. Tucker is not redpilled in private. I can tell you this with authority. Alex Jones is not redpilled in private. (...) So, to put that idea to bed once and for all: no, they are not talking in code. No, they are not playing the game. They are both liberal." -Nick
• 2:16:45 -- Superchatter says Kanye has "taken a step back into being a rapper, (...) so gotta let him cook." Nick says the superchatter is "absolutely wrong." He says he wouldn't mind if Kanye had just made a secular album with some swearing, but what Kanye did over the last few months was "gravely sinful." "The part that bothers me is the occult ritual that he did in June where he put the cross on women's naked bodies. And then his wife is naked everywhere, and he gets fellatio in public, and then he brings his kids up on stage while he raps about, One in the pink one in the stink, I fucked a Jewish bitch, I don't remember who I fucked last night, big titty butt naked women don't fall out the sky, big booty bitch this"... you know that those are two very different things. (...) You know, you can have that stuff in your past, but you can't be doing that stuff while claiming to be the leader." -Nick
  
• 2:22:35 -- Nick says "in a year or two," he'll get out of Chicago and move to Florida.
• 2:25:20 -- Superchatter asks for Nick's email address, says he wants to set up an hour interview with Nick for a documentary, and says "I'll bring pizza!" "I'm a real cheap date, huh? You think I'd commit to do an hour interview for a pizza? (...) If you can't find my email then you shouldn't be doing this. It's an IQ test." -Nick
• 2:27:00 -- Superchatter asks Nick if all anchor babies are "getting yeeted," or if there's something he can do to stay, like "fight in the cartel wars or aid in the deportation of illegals, be your cat boy, etc." Nick glares at the camera. "Okay, well, now you're definitely getting deported. Okay, after that remark, now you definitely gotta go." -Nick
• 2:29:00 -- Superchatter asks Nick what he thought of Kanye wearing the black hood. Nick says the part where Kanye put on the hood and rapped "I just fucked a Jewish bitch" was "awesome."
• 2:30:00 -- Superchatter says "Sneako says he's back on the Ye team. Could this be a positive development?" Nick says "we'll see." He congratulates Sneako but says "as long as they have Satanic Jews around there, I don't know what there really is to work on."
• 2:32:30 -- Nick says he went to bed "relatively early" last night "at like, 3 AM or 4 AM," and he slept for 13 hours. He says he's had very vivid dreams recently.

America First 1263 - December 13, 2023
Monologue is about Boston mayor Michelle Wu's "electeds of color" Christmas party, and the Department of Education opening six more Title IX investigations into universities over complaints of antisemitism on campus.

• 0:16:55 -- Show starts
• 0:22:25 -- Nick says he procrastinated starting the show because he's not in the mood to livestream. "I'm just doing it because if I don't, everyone's gonna get mad at me. Everyone's gonna say, 'Oh, he didn't do a show tonight.' So this is like, you know, watch the show, don't watch the show, I don't know. Watch it tomorrow. Maybe something will happen, but anyway, that's a great selling point. It's a great pitch."-Nick
  
• 1:09:00 -- Superchats
• 1:18:10 -- Superchatter asks Nick for his thoughts on schizoid personality disorder, and says a few years ago Nick mentioned he might have it. "Shut up. I love—'Thoughts on this?' Shut the fuck up. Retard." -Nick
• 1:19:15 -- To a superchatter who said "Please don't say anything bad about gay people this one time": "What kind of man identifies that way? What kind of man goes around and says they're gay? I mean, I understand that men may be gay, but to go out and say that, it's like, you've already lost the plot, pal. So that's just like, but that's just like, that's faggotry. That's you being gay, that's you're still being a gay guy talking. [gay voice] 'Please don't say anything bad about gay people this time!' Shut the fuck up, gay guy." -Nick
• 1:21:30 -- Nick skips through three superchats without answering them
• 1:23:10 -- Superchatter asks Nick if anyone calls him Nicky. Nick says no, and he doesn't like people saying his name in general. "If I don't know you, don't say my name. I just don't like it. People say my name like they know me. It's like, you don't know me. People go, 'Hey Nick! Hey Nick!' You don't know me. Don't say my—Don't, don't look at me. Don't look at me. Don't talk to me. Don't say my name." -Nick
• 1:25:15 -- Superchatter says "Your feelings on Christian Futurism presently? Do you still see value in that sort of futurist/technological avenue for your movement?" Nick cuts off the superchat halfway and says "Stop." Nick rushes through the final fourteen superchats, telling most of the superchatters to "shut up," or not answering at all.
• 1:28:15 -- Nick gives up on the superchats. He puts his hand over his face and groans. "Horrible, dude. This is fucking horrible. That was brutal." -Nick
  

America First 1264 - December 15, 2023
Monologue is about how everyone on the Right except for Nick are feds, and Hill staffers filming a gay sex tape inside the Senate judiciary hearing room.

• 1:10:50 -- Show starts
• 1:13:30 -- "If you work in politics or you know anything about anyone that works in politics, this is how it is. Okay. All of the Hill staffers are gay. All of the admin staffers are gay. D.C. and Arlington, Virginia. These are like the gayest cities in America, and that's who's running the government." -Nick
• 1:16:50 -- Nick says he's been "petering off the last few days." He was going to do a show last night, but he fell asleep (the lobby was running for 20 hours). He says he was "beside [himself]" on his show on Wednesday, and he feels the same way today.
  
• 1:20:00 -- Nick says he finally got a break from his healthy meal plan. He blames the meal plan for his "deteriorating mental state." He says the healthy food makes him feel better and more lucid, but he also feels miserable without McDonald's, pizza, and ice cream. Today, he had pizza and coffee and some candy and he watched a movie, so he feels up to doing the show. "And so, the meal plan, it sort of works in two ways. It makes me miserable, and it makes me acutely aware of how miserable I am." -Nick
  
• 1:22:25 -- Nick rants about the CIA/intelligence connections of various people on the Right including Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Joe Kent, J.D. Vance, and Curtis Yarvin.
• 2:28:00 -- Superchats
• 2:28:50 -- Nick pulls out a mirror and fixes his hair.
• 2:32:30 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he will disavow Preston Parra's "Twinks4Trump" post and "for posting dick print pics on the TL." "Yeah, I definitely disavow all that stuff. I don't know what that's all about. I mean, I don't really follow him or anything, but I saw that the other week and I'm like, what are we doing with that? (...) I don't think anybody wants to see that shit."-Nick
  • the post in question (archive)
• 2:33:10 -- Superchatter says 2023 has been the worst year ever; 2022 had convoys, AFPAC, and Kanye, but 2023 "has been horrible." Nick says he totally disagrees, and mentions the rallies, his debate with Destiny, Valuetainment, Pearl Davis, the Israel-Hamas war (lmao), Keith Woods, and Groypers coming back on Twitter (??). He says the movement has had, "ironically, more victory than ever" in 2023 because "the consciousness has never been higher."
• 2:35:55 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he's going to get any of the new Yeezy. Nick says he wants to buy it; the only reason he hasn't ordered it already is because he doesn't trust it will ship.
• 2:48:05 -- Nick gets fed up with his hair, rips off his headphones, and covers his head with his hood.
• 2:48:10 -- Superchatter encourages Nick to see Napoleon in theaters, and says "it does a great job of showcasing power, war, governance, conquest, empire." He also assures Nick that there are no jumpscares. Nick flips the superchatter off and says he sounds gay. "Shut the fuck up, fucking latrine cleaner. I love when Walgreens employees say, 'Showcases power, war, empire!' Yeah, you know a lot about all that. You probably know what the price of milk is." -Nick
• 2:48:55 -- Superchatter says "fuck Preston and his gay antics." Nick says he doesn't really know what Preston's about and he only talked to him on a Twitter space a year ago. "But, um, yeah, but that stuff is just weird. I don't know what's up with that." -Nick
• 2:50:50 -- Nick ends the show. He says he has to get off camera because he looks like shit and he hates his hair.
• bonus pause face

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

1:25:15 -- Superchatter says "Your feelings on Christian Futurism presently? Do you still see value in that sort of futurist/technological avenue for your movement?" Nick cuts off the superchat halfway and says "Stop." Nick rushes through the final fourteen superchats, telling most of the superchatters to "shut up," or not answering at all.

This is very funny because that was the whole theme of one of his rallies. The one right after CPAC. He literally said he was a 'Christian Futurist,' and that was the future, while 'Christian Nationalism' was lame and gay. Found this video from AF Clips on Rumble where he talks about it lol.

 

[PhoBingas]

Nick buried himself with that last public performance. Not even the retards could swallow it.

Was it really that bad? I've been cashed out of the willpower to follow little nipples at all.

Sorry this is late. I had a busy weekend and these were some long-ass shows.

Semper Fi for the recaps. Watching that much gay catboy has to be hard on the head.

 

[nothing2]

Fuentes just claimed that he is going to mobilize his followers to commit a felony in 2024: Ballot harvesting in Arizona.

https://cozy.tv/nick/replays/2023-12-19

He says it at 34:24.
None of his loyal clippers have clipped this even though the "big announcement" was hours ago, because they are smarter than him and probably realize he announced his intention to engage in criminal conspiracy.

Ballot harvesting is also illegal in Georgia.

How retarded do you have to be to not check if something is a crime before publicly pledging to do it? Or worse, not check if something is a crime before meeting with donors about doing it and creating an entire fundraiser for it?

Incredible.

I fully expect him to backpedal on this once someone informs him it's a crime. The only question is whether or not he has already committed a crime by starting to build a conspiracy through his organization and donors to engage in a criminal activity.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Was it really that bad? I've been cashed out of the willpower to follow little nipples at all.

Semper Fi for the recaps. Watching that much gay catboy has to be hard on the head.

No way you missed the piss swirl, microphone off, Gunt banned AFPAC 3. As far as I know this was the last time nipples actually got up in IRL in public to speak before an audience, not hidden behind a screen.

 

[PhoBingas]

No way you missed the piss swirl, microphone off, Gunt banned AFPAC 3. As far as I know this was the last time nipples actually got up in IRL in public to speak before an audience, not hidden behind a screen.

Ralph being barred from AFPAC 3 was right about when I stopped poking into his thread. Even at that point, he'd lost any shred of credibility he had.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph being barred from AFPAC 3 was right about when I stopped poking into his thread. Even at that point, he'd lost any shred of credibility he had.

If you can find it, it's definitely worth watching the shitshow. It was so astonishingly bad he should have thanked Gunt for the drama distraction. The podium/online microphone was off, so he's was only being heard as an annoying faint echo via the microphone from the laptop running the stream. Tin can audio. This might have also been a gift since fewer people could even hear what he was saying while weird golden toilet bowl flushes were projected behind him.

"De-platforming" Nick's speech on Rumble a few hours later was a giant gift to him. The ADL and SPLC had to act quick to get it removed because it showed one of their fundraising boogeymen to be an absurdity. Using old still images, with a few selected scare quotes in text, was the only way to salvage any donations from this. The speech live would have made 90 year old holocaust survivors laugh which is extra funny since he leaned hard in to some bizarre 1930's brownshirt style someone came up with. I've not seen him try to sport that look again, which is a real shame because it would be perfect to pair with his giant Ye clown boots.

 

[gaystoner]

Feduentes is literally calling for his followers to commit a felony.