Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

Teidi wedding plans are underway. As expected, the Coverett's are handling everything.

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Ellen's gratuitous use of emojis feels like a genuine, appropriate expression of emotion from the mother of a bride-to-be (as opposed to the retarded flair Jillybean uses to squeal and emote over everything under the sun). And the mention of "catering" guarantees that the wedding guests will be properly fed, instead of getting unmelted mint wafers and a handful of potato chips.
 
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one man party said:
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Poor girl. This haircut is a whole mess.
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Is that.... bruising up around her eye/cheekbone area? I 100% could be being retarded but I don't think even Jill's hideous makeup techniques would have her putting bronzer on her daughter's cheekbones. It looks too "soft" around the edges to be dirt, and gets that darker bruise kind of look towards the middle/apple of her cheeks
 
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T-Ter said:
Is that.... bruising up around her eye/cheekbone area? I 100% could be being retarded but I don't think even Jill's hideous makeup techniques would have her putting bronzer on her daughter's cheekbones. It looks too "soft" around the edges to be dirt, and gets that darker bruise kind of look towards the middle/apple of her cheeks
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I think its just poor/mismatched/colored foundation. It looks like there is some yellow-brown on her nose as well, as much of a idiot Jill is, I don't see her being as stupid as to put a black eye this close in front of the camera. I do, however, expect her to have decades old mismatched foundation that she still clomps on herself and the girls.
 
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multiverse said:
This is a fucking hachet job: Jill thinned out Renee's already-thin hair into a mullet, for no reason but spite.
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That's not a mullet; the sides aren't cut up over the ear. Not even high enough for a fashion mullet. It's more a basic feathered 'do/curled shag, but with the more recent style of not brushing out the curling iron rolls so you just have rows of barrels...all as if styled by me when I was 11 and had neither patience nor skill for, and did get tired and sweaty attempting. I got that same "who notices the back, anyway"/ sweaty escapee locks of hair everywhere (all those sticky bits plastered to her neck) look for my 7th grade yearbook pictures.

And it's not a new idea at all, but the closeup reminded me just how creepy it is that her girls all do the exact same 1986 headbanger groupie girl makeup as their mom. In actual 1986 these were the girls showing off their thigh hickies from their 20-something boyfriends in the changing room after PE and living lives much more advanced than most of did or wanted to. So it's weird for such a Godly Woman to adopt/retain the look herself, but the fact that all these children in their teens and 20s do it the exact same way, not an ounce of individuality or gumption in them, no spark or inspiration from anyone but Mama, is triple creepy. And I highly highly highly doubt that if Heidi were rocking giant bangs and an inch of black liquid eyeliner under four spikes of mascara clumps that Jill would have thought well of her (even assuming she does now, lol, it would be a lot less and we'd be reading about harlots and Lilith on the regular).
 
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multiverse said:
Baby JanNESSah, who is six and should be in first grade, is being taught letters and numbers by Jill. Numbers, letters, and colors are something normally taught in 3k, so Janessa is three years behind academiclly already.
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No, those books aren't her "learning letters and numbers," it's learning to write letters and numbers. Three year olds (and many four year olds) don't write letters and numbers, scribbling is normal at those ages. I will say this is about a year behind what I'd expect of a robust homeschool curriculum, but not more than that.

Honestly, given all the ridiculous "unschoolers" I see refusing to teach children older than her how to read or write ("they'll learn it on their own!"), this is less bad than I expected it to be. Somehow even the failure mode for ultraconservative homeschoolers (and make no mistake, this is still the failure mode) is less retarded than the failure mode of ultraliberal homeschoolers.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
No, those books aren't her "learning letters and numbers," it's learning to write letters and numbers. Three year olds (and many four year olds) don't write letters and numbers, scribbling is normal at those ages. I will say this is about a year behind what I'd expect of a robust homeschool curriculum, but not more than that.

Honestly, given all the ridiculous "unschoolers" I see refusing to teach children older than her how to read or write ("they'll learn it on their own!"), this is less bad than I expected it to be. Somehow even the failure mode for ultraconservative homeschoolers (and make no mistake, this is still the failure mode) is less retarded than the failure mode of ultraliberal homeschoolers.
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My bub was in preschool at five and pretty much every kid there was already writing full words including their names and doing basic math. Sure, this is somewhat less horrible than it could be considering her moron mother but in no way should it be acceptable to have kids this uneducated.
 
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