DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DeeTracktor]

Phil turning into a crazy cat lady was something nobody predicted

 

[Johnny Doxville]

We will get the mental breakdown and we will get it regardless of his income, keep whaling away retards.

We're really approaching the event horizon of the mental arc slowly but surely. I think he'll hop off the deep end and go nuclear on the most loyal dents after missing the completely unsustainable tithes he demands and it will be kino.

I think a health issue will be what tips the domino, dude is not healthy as is and he will pull gacha instead of see a doctor until he's rushed to hospital and left with a bill cause he's on a shit plan.

That or bankruptcy 2 causing him to freak out.

 

[Very Honest Content]

He really has gotten more deranged recently I'm starting to wonder if the Turkey Tom video has done more damage to his fragile state of mind than even the Side Scrollers did, because he is really hammering how he is still here and still active more than ever.

Sidescrollers kicked the rock down the hill to start, but, it really accelerated after "viewer lobby nights" of SF6, specifically getting his shit pushed in like a scrub by a Luke ranked master, and all that pissbaby cope about tryhards coming in to the night and not understanding what they're about (letting him win matches and jerk off on the wheelchair's retarded faces for doing so) that really unhinged his mentality the rest of the year. He had to for one night try and restrain the seethe at others being better at vidya for babies than him, and if there's one thing arrested development dent headed Phil hates, it's containing his impotent rage at anyone who he feels narc ego injured by. I am convinced, if you find the date of that viewer lobby night and supercut his highlights from before and after that date of streams this year, upon review, you'll find it just as much as I do that's there is the watershed moment in his mental decline, you'll see it's the crux of the turning point in it this year. Thank you master playing Luke, you teabagged the pigroach and now live rent free for life in his spacious oddly shaped skull.

 

[BScCollateral]

listening to DSP lately really reminds me of how my schizophrenic family members talk when they're off their meds

I've been getting weird vibes from him too. I once read a book where the author described a submariner cracking up during a patrol and I see it in DSP too. Not quite to the extend where it's gibberish, but he's certainly having trouble expressing himself. He's never been good at speaking, but he really does seem to be getting worse at it.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Saw this on Reddit, it's satire but...I mean DSP exists so is it really?

https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/guy-who-just-bought-250-arcade-stick-losing-even-harder-now/

I've been getting weird vibes from him too. I once read a book where the author described a submariner cracking up during a patrol and I see it in DSP too. Not quite to the extend where it's gibberish, but he's certainly having trouble expressing himself. He's never been good at speaking, but he really does seem to be getting worse at it.

Same here, I think he's past the point of no return, dude is gone. I'd say it's sad that no one gives a shit enough about him in his family to step in. I'd say that if he wasn't such a hateable piece of shit that deserves everything and more to happen to him. If he didn't have luck of the pig he would be some piss smelling bum on a bus arguing with his shoe.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

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[Rick&Bender]

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Is it just me, or does Keem need to pick up a hobby with his retired ass? (I mean another hobby than poking DSP).

 

[Kane lives in death]

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Keemstar should keep pretending that the match is 100% happening and Phil already agreed to it, it could end in a funny rage from Phil on his podcast (OBSESSIVE STALKER MAKING UP SHIT ABOUT ME DOOD).

I know is not the greatest masterplan of trolling but thats how easy it is to bait him honestly, it would be just another step into his journey to insanity.

edit: there is a community post about what game he will play on the christmas marathon, and the winning option for now is phasmophobia...
I think that game already won on another poll a few months ago so i dont know why its still here but Phil literally cant play phasmophobia, its a fucking coop game that rellies on proxy voice chat to have a fun time with friends, literally the opposite of how Phil enjoys games, does he even know that?.
Im gonna go ahead and believe he doesnt even vet the games he puts in community polls, i hope phasmophobia wins just to see him live on stream realize that he will have to invite DENTS into his lobby (and he will instantly drop it live because of that)

edit 2 : other choices include rimworld and disco elysium, jesus christ he would actually die if he played those ones, he has no idea what he is putting on the polls.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

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Can’t wait for Phil to not address the drama this time…..

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

You're underselling how funny the SF6 stream was. He started at 1357MR. Actually went on a bit of a tear in the first half of the stream and broke 1.4k MR, then it all went downhill and he ended at 1357MR, piggy made zero progress.

It doesn't matter when Dave wins now, he still bitches up a storm with his insane coping. He can only enjoy gaming now when it's press a button and WIN!

 

[Choom]

Since some people have been talking about Phil playing Tekken 8 next month, I thought I'd put in my two cents:
Phil played Tekken 7 online in the most fucking pussified way possible. He would pick a character, play some quick/casual(unranked) matches, then play a handful of ranked matches. Then he would pick a different character, rinse and repeat. Tekken 7 has separate rankings for each character, and doesn't have any sort of placement match system, so playing in the manner he did ensured that he would keep facing opponents of the lowest ranks possible.
Even doing that, he managed to lose a lot of the time. He's just genuinely not good at Tekken, and doesn't get a lot of the basics.
I think Tekken 8 might have some sort of placement system for ranked, but considering how bad Phil is, he'll get placed in a low rank, so it will be an encore of the previous installment where he gets his shit pushed in by scrubs.
I should mention that based on the beta, Tekken 8's netcode ain't lookin' that great, so his inevitable complaints about lag and such may have some amount of validity, but he still just sucks at Tekken.
One other thing I want to point out is that Tekken isn't some sort of niche series without any real popularity, as I've seen a couple other fellow farmers here imply. I won't go into autistic detail, but Tekken 7's active playerbase and viewership was often higher than Street Fighter V. No, it doesn't get viewership of Twitch juggernauts like LoL, GTA, etc. But my point is that Phil's inevitable lack of viewership/support etc. of his Tekken 8 gameplay will have nothing to do with the game/series's popularity.

 

[Lord_Point]

Here is my keem rainbow.
Remember the DSP lookalike that dave was malding about on his react channel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeS3LoSf-9c

I hope keem finds this guy and pays him 10k to play wings in a 1 on 1 tournament and keeps billing it as 'DSP' vs Wings. The salt would flow for months while legal phil explains to us how thats HIS 10k and he could sue for impersonation or whatever.

 

[clothes in my closet]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels that Phil's decline in mental health has accelerated, and it's beginning to show. I felt a bit crazy myself for harping on it so much, but it seems like we're just at that point now. For years, we've had #TeamHealth, and #TeamDivorce (lol) , but now.. it seems that #TeamMentalHealth has entered ring.

This entire year was such a fucking disaster for Phil. Every outward facing thing he attempted either, completely flopped, or blew up in his face, causing people to turn on him, which has made his online reputation even worse, somehow. It's very funny knowing that Phil set up all of things to be total slam dunks, and they all failed, but it seems like these things have harmed Phil more than we, or at least I, previously would have guessed.

I suppose, if you're a raving narcissist with psychopathic tendencies, like Phil, and you're going through one hell of a midlife crisis, so you set up all of these easy wins to make yourself look good, but then they all backfire and you're left with nothing but a gambling addiction, a tranny stalker, and an asian son who likes 'em young, and now the entire internet knows about it, that must be pretty fucking damaging to your psyche.

The Turkey Tom thing really surprised me - Phil sucked his dick really hard, he literally called him an intelligent young man, and claimed that he was being chill and positive the whole time, but now he's decided to turn heel, and label Tom as a detractor propagandist, out of nowhere, and he still claims that he hasn't watched the documentary.. okay dude. Just another failure for the books.

On a sidenote, last night's Street Fighter stream was another disaster. Phil slammed his stick multiple times, again, and cried for an hour about how he just doesn't have fun anymore. If we were to write up a list of everything that's gone wrong for Phil this year, and how much each thing has affected him, Street Fighter 6 would be pretty high up on the list.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It doesn't matter when Dave wins now, he still bitches up a storm with his insane coping. He can only enjoy gaming now when it's press a button and WIN!

Yeah, that's a new thing that SF6 added into the mix, post-loss cope sessions even after he WINS the set. In previous years when he played fighting games he was always smug as fuck even when he barely won a match, nowadays he just wants to pubstomp retards like he did when he played those shitty Capcom Street Fighter compilations, if he even loses 50% of his health in one round when he plays SF6 he'll start bitching like he lost the entire set. Really tells you how out to lunch he is.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels that Phil's decline in mental health has accelerated, and it's beginning to show. I felt a bit crazy myself for harping on it so much, but it seems like we're just at that point now. For years, we've had #TeamHealth, and #TeamDivorce (lol) , but now.. it seems that #TeamMentalHealth has entered ring.

Not to toot my own horn but I've been firmly in that camp since last year, there's something about that 40th birthday stream that was just too eerie to me, the way he kept insisting over and over how when you hit 40 you're basically one foot in the grave and get a midlife crisis but he does NAHT have a midlife crisis because every day is the best day of his life because he h-has a b-beautiful l-life and a b-b-beautiful wife with a family??? RIGHT??? T-they have Jasper and they're happy, right?

Seeing that 40th birthday stream you could see that something just cracked in his psyche, like he realized that he's hit middle age and he's an abject failure, I think that's why that one fucking word in Tom's documentary title did the same psychic damage to him as the 5 hour spitroasting he got from Craig and Adam.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Yeah 2023 is the year of Phil's delusions of adequacy as a streamer. He was adamant at the start of the year he was going for a new start, a lot of old detractor videos got wiped mysteriously, he had hopes of a collaboration with anyone who would put up with him, he started a new channel to diversify his income, he was going to use SF6 to prove he was a good gamer...and he somehow ended up with an even worse rep than when he started the year to the point where even Kiwi Farmers are showing concern for his mental health

Well played Phillip, well played.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

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This would never happen in a million years, but Wings would smoke the ever-loving shit out of the pig.
Wings is not amazing at CoD by any means, but he's patient.
Alotta peepul have accused him of camping, and occasionally he did, but he knows damn well how to hold down a room/building/objective and stay out of the spotlight while picking up kills.

In the meantime, DSP runs around like a retarded headless chicken - spawn, immediately sprint, get killed, blame anything and anyone that isn't you. Rinse and repeat.
He'd be cannon fodder.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

As Wings said, he'd crush Dave in shooting games and Dave would crush him in fighting games.

Face them off in a geography test or something where they're both laughably terrible.

 

[FamicomGorby]

It doesn't matter when Dave wins now, he still bitches up a storm with his insane coping. He can only enjoy gaming now when it's press a button and WIN!

I tuned into his stream randomly last night and even though he won the match he was still bitching about it. "JAB JAB JAB JAB, LEARN TO PLAY THE GAME BITCH, THIS GAME SUCKS!"

Has Dave ever admitted to making a single mistake in any video game ever? I don't think he has, everything that goes wrong is either lag, the controller dropping his inputs, cocksucking developers, puzzle bosses, or the game being sentient and deciding that he needs to lose.

 

[Fapcop]

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I’d watch it for sure, just for the lolz.

Easy money for fill. He’d be an idiot not to take it, which we all know he won’t.

The possibility of getting clapped by wings while DSP sits, yelling and sputtering about broken maps and weapons, is just too great.

Trolls would never let him forget about it.

Seeing that 40th birthday stream you could see that something just cracked in his psyche, like he realized that he's hit middle age and he's an abject failure, I think that's why that one fucking word in Tom's documentary title did the same psychic damage to him as the 5 hour spitroasting he got from Craig and Adam.

To be fair, imagine celebrating your big 4-0 with a bunch of actual tards on a stream, with those halfassed balloons behind you.

No friends… No family except an “Oh hey, congrats on your BD this week”-email from your parents.

A wife that’s either downstairs drowning her sorrows in sushi and/or getting spit roasted by Jim and Tyrone.

And then at nighttime you sit by yourself, getting sloshed in gin, thinking about it all, while treating yourself to some pulls in a gacha game.

It would break people much better than Phil.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I tuned into his stream randomly last night and even though he won the match he was still bitching about it. "JAB JAB JAB JAB, LEARN TO PLAY THE GAME BITCH, THIS GAME SUCKS!"

Has Dave ever admitted to making a single mistake in any video game ever? I don't think he has, everything that goes wrong is either lag, the controller dropping his inputs, cocksucking developers, puzzle bosses, or the game being sentient and deciding that he needs to lose.

The only time he does is when it's a game he doesn't care about and how he doesn't have time to learn how to play, variety streamer, he's sooo busy, etc...

Even when Dave obviously fucks up in SF6 matches, he'll never admit it and spews the same tired excuses.