Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[Marigold_Souci]

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Poor girl. This haircut is a whole mess.

I would be so sad to have gotten that nose when a cute nose like Tessie's was floating around the gene pool. And this haircut just emphasizes it even more. She really hates Renee doesn't she.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

No, those books aren't her "learning letters and numbers," it's learning to write letters and numbers. Three year olds (and many four year olds) don't write letters and numbers, scribbling is normal at those ages. I will say this is about a year behind what I'd expect of a robust homeschool curriculum, but not more than that.

Honestly, given all the ridiculous "unschoolers" I see refusing to teach children older than her how to read or write ("they'll learn it on their own!"), this is less bad than I expected it to be. Somehow even the failure mode for ultraconservative homeschoolers (and make no mistake, this is still the failure mode) is less retarded than the failure mode of ultraliberal homeschoolers.

Yeah, I'm as worried about these kids as anyone but I'm not seeing any great concerns with these materials, especially given Janessa's alleged delays. I know there's a contingent in Kiwi-adjacent internet forums who all insist they learned to read and write before kindergarten and it's all a matter of GRIT or whatever, but I very clearly remember learning to write letters and numbers in first grade.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I was also a tard doing letters and numbers in first grade, and I am not so retarded I receive a check for it or anything.

 

[Toasty]

Even with good comprehensive teaching, a malnourished brain can't really learn effectively.

 

[multiverse]

Even with good comprehensive teaching, a malnourished brain can't really learn effectively.

A malnourished stoke victim at that.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Tim is okay with his fiance wearing pants!?

 

[JustSomeChick]

Pajama pants might get a pass, I base this on nothing but a conversation with a Pentecostal girl back in high school so I might be wrong. But I asked her if she was allowed to wear pants under her skirt (intending to offer her an extra pair of sweatpants that were in my car because the poor girl was freezing in that denim skirt) and she said no, the only pants she was allowed to wear were pajama pants at home. So maybe Tim’s intended operates similarly? Idk.

 

[Android raptor]

Fuck it up, Heidi!!!

Any word on how Christmas was for the Rods? I assume Sweet Mammoh got each of her kids 1-3 pieces of random junk that was on sale at the thrift store.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

A small photo dump:
Shreks mom visited for a week and took the brood to Golden Corral. She does not look pleased.

Timmy got a tool chest from Heidi's parents, among other things.

Jill's empty refrigerator, she got butthurt by comments and tried to fill it:One drawer is for Jill's diet food, which she later ccovered with a sticker.

Eta: sorry the order of pics is messed up, phone is acting weird. Or operator error, most likely.

 

[Android raptor]

Why do I get the feeling that most of that food is going down Shrek's gullet?

Doesn't seem like enough food for that many people. I'll bet Jill and Shrek scream at the kids if they try to eat anything other than low-calorie produce.

At least the kids got to eat at Golden Corral, which was probably the best thing they got for Christmas (and ofc wasn't paid for by their parents).

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Why do I get the feeling that most of that food is going down Shrek's gullet?

Doesn't seem like enough food for that many people. I'll bet Jill and Shrek scream at the kids if they try to eat anything other than low-calorie produce.

At least the kids got to eat at Golden Corral, which was probably the best thing they got for Christmas (and ofc wasn't paid for by their parents).

I get the feeling Jill still made sure the kids didn't eat too much. And she probably had some large plastic bags in her purse to smuggle food out.

The picture on the left is Phillip in April of 2022, on the right is this Christmas at the Rods. He looks healthy now with some weight on his bones, but I bet Jill made remarks about him being fat.
Your children are not "naturally trim" you lot lizard. Stop starving your children!

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

The picture on the left is Phillip in April of 2022, on the right is this Christmas at the Rods. He looks healthy now with some weight on his bones, but I bet Jill made remarks about him being fat.

He looks like a fucking trog underweight, even though Shrek is a fat fuck being skinny seems to bring out those genes more in him. But he looks a lot more normal and less disgusting at a normal weight. Seeing a grown man with that small of a child-like vest is just disconcerting.

 

[ATI Escapee]

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Holy shit this is heartbreaking

 

[Android raptor]

Holy shit this is heartbreaking

And infuriating, especially since we know Jill has been reported to CPS and managed to dodge any consequences by leaving the state.

I'm sure she's been reported to Ohio CPS as well, they probably just shat themselves and did nothing as you'd expect from CPS in a state like Ohio.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Holy shit this is heartbreaking

Tim looked the same while he was in flight school, but as soon as he was back in Jill's clutches, he was starved again. Makes me want to beat the stuffing out of Jilldo and Shrek.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

"Muh diet food" try eating less you fat cunt, your kids probably can't even read that fridge note.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

"Muh diet food" try eating less you fat cunt, your kids probably can't even read that fridge note.

She got tons of shit online for that, so she reposted the picture with a sticker over the drawer to cover the note.

I thought Plexus keeps you trim, Jill. Why do you need a diet drawer in your icebox if Plexus works so well?

Heidi's mom decided to wear a pair of jeans for the first time in years, so Kaylee comes up with a post about being modest, which sounds like it was dictated to her by Jill.

 

[The former Jack Donaghy]

I have a feeling Heidi's family is far less stringent about the pants thing and more "do what you want"— some people just like wearing skirts for the lord. After all, Heidi's worldly sister wears pants, listens to Taylor Swift, and seems like she fucks, and her family hasn't raked her over the coals for it.

I didn't see this posted so I stole it from Reddit. I'm impressed by Heidi's mom gently agreeing with this comment. You know Jill is seething. Food? Gifts? A hand on a waist? What have they done to her favorite whipping boy?

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Why do I get the feeling that most of that food is going down Shrek's gullet?

Doesn't seem like enough food for that many people. I'll bet Jill and Shrek scream at the kids if they try to eat anything other than low-calorie produce.

At least the kids got to eat at Golden Corral, which was probably the best thing they got for Christmas (and ofc wasn't paid for by their parents).

Produce is at least filling and more calories than not eating anything. They also have 5 or 6 gallons of full fat milk which will help the little ones fatten up, fruit is also high in sugar and those look like gala apples which are pretty sweet and big. Not a bad haul if the kids manage to eat it.
Definitely not enough for 10 children for more than maaaaybe 3 meals if they stretched it, but they'll at least feel more full than... probably ever, actually. I doubt they've ever gotten to eat a whole apple, idk if they even could if they wanted to.

 

[877-CASH-now]

Readers of the Lich Queen and Eugenia Cooney threads don't advocate putting someone through refeeding - it could kill them.