Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kuritan Deplorable]

How is Dunkin Protein Powder an Oxymoron? Does Jack think that protein is automagically healthy? Does Jack not realize that even fried breads do have proteins? Its a funny combo because I don't associate dunkin with gains, but Chocolate and other 'candy' protein powders have been a thing for as long as they've existed.

Shit, that'd actually explain the carnivore pivot, if he's just blanket assuming that protein automatically makes something good. I wonder if he's stumbled across the fact that all protein isn't made equal yet.

 

[fag0rz]

Out of all the years of making fun of Jack in such a large thread. Has there even been one instance where Jack has ever helped anyone out?

Well, he helped himself to 9 plates of food at a church picnic back in 2011.

 

[The Early 2000s]

Out of all the years of making fun of Jack in such a large thread. Has there even been one instance where Jack has ever helped anyone out?

Jack's antics have helped me laugh, multiple times. So there's that.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Out of all the years of making fun of Jack in such a large thread. Has there even been one instance where Jack has ever helped anyone out?

He's probably the single biggest stimulus package for America's pulpork and shurgur farmers since the New Deal.

 

[densedance]

 

[p1138]

Out of all the years of making fun of Jack in such a large thread. Has there even been one instance where Jack has ever helped anyone out?

Well, if we believe everything he's said...
Gave someone in the military a thanksgiving meal consisting of e. coli, botilism, and maybe some penicillin.
Smoked a couple hundred pounds of PULPORKS for the mega church vision quest gay meetups, because they couldn't afford their own catering.
Has donated possibly dozens of pizza crusts, and half eaten carbohydrate loaded items to the homeless since he couldn't eat them himself.
Made sure that the internet knew how his nursing home could improve, and warn them that they couldn't feed him his required 5,000 calories per day.
He has promoted random youtube channels to an audience of nobody just because they joined his jackpack.
Raised awareness that people with disabilities also like to visit amusement parks.
Contributed to awareness that fat people can't fit on planes as easily as regular humans.
Warns us every time Dunkin Donuts advertises something that may contain SHUGUR.


The man is practically a full time philanthropist.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Even if Jack didn’t eat any, given that he is running a cooking channel, it would be assumed by the average person that he’d eat the fruits of his labor.

Even if he didn’t eat it, why the hell did he even make it.

 

[AnOminous]

How is Dunkin Protein Powder an Oxymoron?

It isn't. Jack is just a plain old moron. It's sweetened with stevia.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Sugah baad

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It's always Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme that gets him fired up for some reason. He's got a hate boner for donut shops and I don't get it because he loves Starbucks and they put out new variations on massive sugarbombs all throughout the year, some of which he's tried to re-create at home.

 

[semitooth]

Sugah baad

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suboxone is kinda like healthy heroin

 

[Tiresome]

He's got a hate boner for donut shops

Jack's mom would show up just long enough between johns to slap a box of donuts on the kitchen table to feed her ovoid spawn. Jack swallowed them down along with his tears at being an unwanted little wretch.

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

Junior finally did it, he dropped a gamer word on Jack's video.

Junior sounds like Mickey Mouse dropping gamer words.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Sugah baad

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Yeah except it's glazed donut flavored. It's got a lot less calories and it's full of protein and other things that are good for you. But no. Sugar is poison according to this fat sack of protoplasm.

I find donut flavored protein powder to be fucking funny though, so I'm glad Jack brought this to my attention.

It's a gimmick. I mean you have whey powder that tastes like Birthday Cake. What's the point of that?

William S. Burroughs lived to 83 while being an on-again off-again heroin addict.

And he actually contributed to popular culture by being a good author. Half of the beat generation is there because of him. I think the other half owe it to Kerouac or Ginsberg. What has Fatty given the world other than salmonella?

Shit, that'd actually explain the carnivore pivot, if he's just blanket assuming that protein automatically makes something good. I wonder if he's stumbled across the fact that all protein isn't made equal yet.

Nah he's just being a mushbrain. Dunkin bad so anything with their name is also bad. Q.E.D.

 

[AnOminous]

Sugar is poison according to this fat sack of protoplasm.

That protein powder doesn't even have sugar, unless you count a tiny amount of lactose.

 

[Bassomatic]

Weird and "treat" protein powder has always been a thing. Probably great idea to market to DD. I've seen cereal flavors warhead candy etc.

I'm a simple man and use cheap chocolate whey because it works and I can choke it down well enough.

Late on replying but holy shit Jack is sucking up to Netflix... Aren't they "sjw woke" letting that gay keyan and his family have a show? Much like his apple products are big into LGBT
Jack is such a corp boot licker.

Jr dropping the soft R gamer word is a riot. I think he should have an N word pass tho. He's working a dead end job, no education, shitty tattoos, living off a woman.

Sounds like a nigger or Nigga if you prefer to me.

Also jr is fat. Like his wife, and mom and dad.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That protein powder doesn't even have sugar, unless you count a tiny amount of lactose.

Of course it doesn't. But he's a mushbrain so Dunkin bad.

Meanwhile he makes stuff with sugar all the time. He's such a hypocrite.

I'm a simple man and use cheap chocolate whey because it works and I can choke it down well enough.

I've always done vanilla but that's only because it goes with everything and I tend to mix it with other stuff.

 

[AnOminous]

Late on replying but holy shit Jack is sucking up to Netflix... Aren't they "sjw woke" letting that gay keyan and his family have a show? Much like his apple products are big into LGBT

Whatever Jack claims, he is a Californicator at heart.

 

[The Grimace]

Explain why I should a-log Jack without saying "fat" or "he choked out his son over weed."

 

[biggacracka]

Explain why I should a-log Jack without saying "fat" or "he choked out his son over weed."

You shouldn't. God is Jack's biggest troll anyway so unless you think you can manage better than God, just enjoy the show

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Jr dropping the soft R gamer word is a riot. I think he should have an N word pass tho. He's working a dead end job, no education, shitty tattoos, living off a woman.

Sounds like a nigger or Nigga if you prefer to me.

A wigger, the lowest form of white trash.