"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[LongDayAgain]

I genuinely feel for this man. He puts on a brave face, but I can't imagine the emotional trauma of having your body break down on you like that and having none of the doctors give you a definitive answer. Dude has balls, I'll give him that. I'd fall into a deep depression if it happened to me.
It'd almost be better if he just died of a heart attack one day. Poor Jim

 

[MooseGump]

Are you forgetting that it took Ralph getting beat up in Portugal and getting his purse stolen for Jim to find him funny enough to do content on?

Jim already mocked the baldo and the bottle pic, rekeita’s 7 hour chimp out was funny, but not getting your man purse stolen funny. Nick by proxy if nearly never leaving his house is likely just not funny enough to Jim

Kinda frightening how much the rekieta situation mimics ralph, all that's left is that rekieta goes to a foreign country and gets his balldo stolen

 

[Art School Admissions]

I can respect Jim being to the point and saying that the stream was mostly just to top off Jade’s nest egg.

 

[Whiskey]

I enjoyed the funny internet man's show. It's a shame how the chips fell for Jim but I wish him well.

It is a bit of a shame his style of content didn't become more popular. Mad at the internet is kind of like it but I will miss that higher energy take on it.

 

[Pomniman]

I don't know why everyone's saying Balldo wasn't on the stream. He was clearly there in the beginning in that gimp mask getting fisted by some Australian.

 

[Friendlybucket]

It was nice to hear from Jim again. It must be tough for him to be suffering from such an insidious illness. Merry Christmas, everyone.

 

[LordBasilisk]

Over 11,000 people tuned in to hear about crisco fistfucking

Not gonna lie, it was worth it. It was 10 times funnier than he described it years ago.

 

[Mo Rutherford]

He sounded really tired to me :/ then talking about nest eggs and popping pills just to get through... why must god give his silliest battles to his funniest clowns?

Have a good holiday season daddy jim, here's to many more impromptu post retirement streams

 

[LongDayAgain]

He sounded really tired to me :/ then talking about nest eggs and popping pills just to get through... why must god give his silliest battles to his funniest clowns?

Have a good holiday season daddy jim, here's to many more impromptu post retirement streams

He's in a wheelchair and is in pain a lot. I imagine he was struggling to get through that stream. The hat sales probably helped.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

Whats the song which Jim plays as the intro for all the deviants episodes, seems like a great ringtone.

 

[KingofSomething]

I can respect Jim being to the point and saying that the stream was mostly just to top off Jade’s nest egg.

That's sweet but also kinda depressing. "Hey guys I'm doing this stream so my wife isn't financially fucked by my ever looming demise. Buy a hat"

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

At least Jim had a good run of things. Had some fun and made some great memories. I had a patient, 24 yo male, stage 4 bowel cancer. He was a homeless heroin addict that had been estranged from his parents since he was 18. He didn't want to sign his DNR until he could see his parents again. Two days prior to his parents arriving, he had to be resuscitated 4 times. His parents came and they reconciled. He signed a DNR and the next day he passed away. The world can be amazingly wonderful and beautiful, it can also be crushingly sad and cruel. That is the curse of the human condition.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Jim comments on Destiny divorce situation

https://poa.st/@Jim/posts/Ad0MvaUumKItJc5SWu

https://archive.md/gISTk

 

[ShitLurker]

Well that was fun, though I honestly think it peaked early because how the fuck do you follow up that fist fucking video. "I hope god forgives me" says the man cleaning shit after furiously fisting a degenerate in a front of a cross. Yeah, good fucking luck with that.

Aside from that nothing particularly surprising or new, but it was fun listening to him again.

The whole "Jim didn't talk about who I wanted him to... it must be because he's guarding!" is some serious para-social schizo shit and a frighteningly common mental disorder here. This stream was obviously going over people who were/had directly antagonized him and it's not really retreading if he hasn't streamed for months, I think he correctly assumed a majority of the people who watch him on YouTube aren't going to follow him on a mostly unknown site that requires going back and forth with Twitter and finding archives of deleted posts.

Pretty much this, how do you know what Jim is interested in? Just look at what he types on Poast, KOP being a faggot was a very big part of that, so no surprise it ended up being the main dish. He clearly gives 0 shits about Rackets or Masterson. If by some random chance another miracle happens and another Null + Jim crossover happens, I could definitely see it being discussed, but unless Balldo and Juju start suddenly badgering Jim, they don't even seem to be in his radar.

I have to admit to a lump in my throat when Jim mentioned, in passing, that he thought he was about to die when they put in the second stent. A rare moment of vulnerability from a man whose greatest pleasure is to laugh at the absurdity of the world as it goes up in flames.

If I was asked to sum up Metokur in a single example, then it would be the guy who monetised the spergery of King of Pol and then used the revenue to fund cool gifts for the neighbourhood kids on Halloween. He's an arsehole for sure, but underlying that there is a wholesome foundation.

Agreed. That bit at the end was pretty heartfelt, hope when cancer man goes down he goes down satisfied.

 

[Lurker Child]

I don't remember the first time I started watching Jim. It must've been during the GG days and their immediate fallout, when he went under the name Internet Aristocrat. However, I remember why I kept watching him, and it was because when it came to making laughs of retards on the Internet: he was one of the best.

I cherish the memories and laughs from following his content for the past decade. The fact that someone like Jim is dying like they are now is a great crime of fate. When he dies for good, we will have truly lost the "last cool kid on the Internet" and it will be the end of an era. There is and only ever will be the one Jim Metokur.

I wish him all the best in this life and the next.



Anyway, KF, who do you think did it better?

 

[Man In A Dress]

So his spine is just collapsing further

But he can still see the funny side of things

 

[Nick Obre]

So his spine is just collapsing further
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But he can still see the funny side of things
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Jim is slowly morphing into Ricky Berwick

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Jim is slowly morphing into Ricky Berwick

Jim ought to ask Ricky to destroy his computer when he kicks the bucket. Continue the tradition CrippDaddy started. Make it so every time an Internet comedian dies, that Tod Browning movie extra has to burn his rig like it's a fucking Viking funeral.

 

[AnOminous]

Jim is slowly morphing into Ricky Berwick

If I ever die of a series of extravagantly awful medical catastrophes the one thing I hope I retain is my sense of humor.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

So his spine is just collapsing further
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But he can still see the funny side of things
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The only reason why he's still alive is because of his humor. A normal man would've been broken.