Total Retard War: Lessons of War - Taking the tactics of Honeycomb.io's Field CTO Liz Fong-Jones and making them available to everyone.

[CircuSphere]

I dunno most of these solutions seem to depend on a system that hates us. media, lol. government, lol. jewish corporate entity out of DC, double lol....

Anyway here is my crazy idea:

Can we dump like a K or two into buying wacky domains and making themed frontends? 100+ domains all making calls to one backend API (just an IP), have users make themes and buy the domains.

Imagine Dong Gone trying to explain that potatoplantation.pl and flightlessbirdwatchers.net and cornharvesting.co.uk and god knows what else are the ALL the kiwi farms even though they have no direct connection to Jersh. It would get really schizo sounding real fast and it would be extra annoying for cogent employees to process (especially when their support system is getting so many reports about so many sites for so many reasons) and they would have to waste a ton of time and money coming up with proceedures or tooling and since domains are cheap and they can't blacklist us all you could literally do it forever... and it would be fun to see who could come up with best and most memorable domains/themes and to watch them rise and fall.

If any domain owner decides to go rouge you just revoke their API key.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

A ceast and desist wouldn't hurt, like @Harvey Danger suggested.

I still wonder who the actual person at Cogent is because they waited........a really really long time to do this.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I dunno most of these solutions seem to depend on a system that hates us. media, lol. government, lol. jewish corporate entity out of DC, double lol....

Anyway here is my crazy idea:

Can we dump like a K or two into buying wacky domains and making themed frontends? 100+ domains all making calls to one backend API (just an IP), have users make themes and buy the domains.

Imagine Dong Gone trying to explain that potatoplantation.pl and flightlessbirdwatchers.net and cornharvesting.co.uk and god knows what else are the ALL the kiwi farms even though they have no direct connection to Jersh. It would get really schizo sounding real fast and it would be extra annoying for cogent employees to process (especially when their support system is getting so many reports about so many sites for so many reasons) and they would have to waste a ton of time and money coming up with proceedures or tooling and since domains are cheap and they can't blacklist us all you could literally do it forever... and it would be fun to see who could come up with best and most memorable domains/themes and to watch them rise and fall.

If any domain owner decides to go rouge you just revoke their API key.

Forget that.

Make a Transsexual Support Forum.

Make it share the exact same forum backend and database as the farms but segregate the two.

Front End Kiwi gets you the Kiwi Farms and Precious Precious Princesses (Read Only)

Front End PPP gets you Precious Precious Princesses and that's it.

We all flood Precious Precious Princesses with fake Trans support shit until real trannies start using it and blame any outage as Transphobic DDOS attacks. Next time Cogent takes the Farms Down, we have Pretty Pretty Princesses go absolutely spastic at Cogent shutting down a trans support group, and AREN'T THEY ALLIES?!?!?!1?!!one!11!one

 

[LaxerBRO]

Kiwi farms.HH

When?

 

[The giant penis of doom]

Write a strongly worded letter.

I see you picked the EU option. Very civilized.

 

[CircuSphere]

Forget that.

Make a Transsexual Support Forum.

Make it share the exact same forum backend and database as the farms but segregate the two.

Front End Kiwi gets you the Kiwi Farms and Precious Precious Princesses (Read Only)

Front End PPP gets you Precious Precious Princesses and that's it.

We all flood Precious Precious Princesses with fake Trans support shit until real trannies start using it and blame any outage as Transphobic DDOS attacks. Next time Cogent takes the Farms Down, we have Pretty Pretty Princesses go absolutely spastic at Cogent shutting down a trans support group, and AREN'T THEY ALLIES?!?!?!1?!!one!11!one

It would never really work because all it takes is one infiltrator to spill the beans. I like the idea of dressing the site up like something it isn't though. Like when a super hero goes to a coin laundry and twists the dial a few time and the back of the machine opens up to reveal the secret HQ.

AI generated tranny support threads until you log in and it turns into KF.

All sorts of fun ways to do this too, mouse gestures, hidden pixel buttons, keyboard cheat codes, secret paths, console commands...

 

[DrNow]

Remember that thing when it went viral to comment on Garth Brooks social media asking him where the bodies are or whatever? Imagine if Cogent became the Internets complaints department. Their vision for a sanitised Internet in line with the ideals of Schafer could be a reality.

 

[Overpriced Gaming Chair]

Midway reading the OP, I got the impression this was a call to action with following plan:

"Trawl through all big sites like Facebook for inappropriate content and spam Cogent support for AUP violations."

However, there are few glaring problems with this:
1. Labor-intensive.
2. Concierges sans salaire for big tech.
3. I assume Cogent to be made out of those people who are immune to being called hypocrites because their idea of social contract goes basically "we are samurai, you are peasant."

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

1. Find a leftist forum that isn't Reddit, Discord, etc. (i.e. ResetEra, spacebattles.com, etc.)
2. Look for their Israel-Palestine threads
3. Look for posts in those threads made around 10/7/23
4. Screencap all the posts calling Hamas's actions self-defense and saying Israel needs to destroyed
5. Complain to Cogent about how they aren't doing their part to stop these horrible antisemitic websites you found that celebrate terrorism and want to destroy the Jewish state

Should be interesting to see the results since everyone in the government loves Jews.

 

[Father Balldo]

How many trannies are on the Cogent board of directors?

 

[FILTH Tourist]

My guy... I don't think they're going to arrest you for a comment, that's 1A man

If people still gave a shit about A1 we wouldn't be in this mess. Best not give them too much info because who knows what they will do with it in the future.

 

[BurningBitch]

I see you picked the EU option. Very civilized.

The word 'EU' And the word 'Civilized' do not go very well together

 

[Shrlurmp]

I don't understand how people can spend so much time trying to fuck with this website. Literally anything you can say about this site is true for any major social media site.

I know there are Nazis here even though I am not one. You know where else there are Nazis? Twitter, where the algorithm actually makes sure I see them; along with gore and full length cams of theatrical releases. Facebook, whose algorithm intentionally makes sure I see stuff that's going to piss me off. Work, where when I told HR at an old job that I didn't want to hear my racist boomer coworker's comments on which few of my black coworkers were the good ones that we need to keep, HR said that it would take a long time to replace the guy if we got rid of him. AOL chat rooms when I was a kid, which also contained probably more pedophiles than actual children. Hell, I get sometimes HUNDREDS of inappropriate (and yes, racist) spam emails a day. What ISP or service provider honestly wants to hear me bitch about that?

And lets not even get started when it comes to Reddit and their storied relationship with CP. There's literally a subreddit called r/BanFemaleHateSubs/ that bands together to try to ban non-consensual media and CP on their own because the best Reddit will do here is turn posting that content on their website as a game of whack-a-mole. The Chris Chan subreddit has 75,000 subscribers - and the content there is no different than what's found here. Geno's 75~ video Chris Chan Youtube documentary. I could go on and on...

Even if you wanted to claim that this site's primary audience is racists, misgenderists, whatever: I sure do see a whole lot less of it here because there's not algorithm trying to mind fuck me here. Mindfuck, btw, is the name of a book written by someone at Cambridge Analytical who used social media advertising to influence the 2020 US election. Just sayin'... You'll probably also find proportionally more Nazis and transphobes over at a site like Storm Front, but that's none of my business.

Edit: Might need to rethink my argument on this given that the immediate following reply was from Troon Faggotress 2 and the next comment tries to draw a line from The Unabomber to the book of Genesis. Maybe I shouldn't stray too far from the boards I post on.

 

[RoonMoonlight]

As much as I hate cryptoshit... Does anybody know how Ethereum/Solana domains work? Supposably they're "unstoppable". Brave (and Opera) natively support resolving these domains and there are easy browser extensions available for other browsers. KF could be "kiwifarms.eth" and it would just natively resolve in Brave. No addons needed. I know poast has one. I tried it before and it works. Might be worth looking into as a backup domain.

We need a Saudi domain. Saudis don't give a fuck about trannies and their whining. They'd receive a complaint and respond to it like "habibi, you will never be a real woman. Kindly go jump into a pool and drown yourself inshallah"

 

[dustbuster]

I don't understand how people can spend so much time trying to fuck with this website.

I can.
They live absolutely empty lives.

They are "oversocialized" as defined by Ted Kaczynski and their work is a Kaczynski-ite "surrogate activity", or, as graeber would put it, a "Bullshit Job", and more importantly they subconsciously know it.

They have deviant fetishes which have resulted in their estrangement from both family and even the most outcast of society (for example, us, on this board).

This means they have untold hours in which they are tortured by the knowledge their existence is deviant and empty, a gnawing voice in the back of their heads they seek to escape through predation on others.

People like this used to be identified early in life as cluster b's and subjected to compulsory mental health treatment for the good of the innocent.
Now this doesn't happen, and worse, because it hasn't happened in a long time, the predators against whom these statutes were aimed have had all the free time required to worm their way into the pscyh field and have their psychoses "removed" from the DSM. (I have personal connection to this: several of my family were in mental health and resigned in disgust at what was being done to the DSM by the lunatics taking over the asylum)

There is a reason G-d destroyed Gomorrah in fire and brimstone and turned anyone who looked back upon it to pillars of salt, and we're witnessing it in modern times. Absent a "For no reason at all" moment which will have its own ugliness associated, we're going to see the slowly accelerating total decay of western society from here.

 

[Summer of George]

Krazy Kiwi Krowdfund!

LFJ admitted that he spent $120K AUD (some $80,000 USD) of his personal stash to win his retarded default judgment against Vincent Zhen. 80k just to "win" an action against someone who literally put up no defense at all? And in a cucked country where victory was easy, at that?

This is the kind of money it is going to take just to get the lawfare engine started.
Time to put up or shut up.

Lots of people already contribute, in various ways, regularly and irregularly, to the "keep the lights on fund". This is wonderful and altruistic. But it is not enough for a legal fund.

Are you willing to part with a grand or not? Do not make your decision contingent upon other users doing it. You have to be able to just do it, no strings attached. The wallet addresses are at the bottom of the page. The FAQ thread is here, and it is kept up to date.
What amount would it have to be for you to feel comfortable? $500? $100? $50? Fine. Just do it, or don't.

Don't say that you're waiting for Josh to make an official plea for funds; he never will. Don't say that you're waiting to see a trust or whatever special instrument be set up - that can be handled later if it's necessary. Don't expect a thank-you or a shoutout; take comfort in your own self-satisfaction that you're doing the needful.

Are you a bad enough dude to send Florida Man your tugboat?

 

[notafloridian]

We need a Saudi domain. Saudis don't give a fuck about trannies and their whining. They'd receive a complaint and respond to it like "habibi, you will never be a real woman. Kindly go jump into a pool and drown yourself inshallah"

Then someone sends them a sound bite of null trashing their prophet and calling him a pedophile. Then you have a bunch of pissed Saudis that you're now dependent on.

Josh said it once before I believe but he would have had much more success if he pursued a specific grift / political side - Instead he stayed absolutely true to himself and by virtue made any support from a political (or in this case religious) faction infeasible. It may be harder this way, but it's also exactly what I'm here for.

 

[GORILLA.BAS]

We need a Saudi domain. Saudis don't give a fuck about trannies and their whining. They'd receive a complaint and respond to it like "habibi, you will never be a real woman. Kindly go jump into a pool and drown yourself inshallah"

I think an Afghani domain would be better. I don't imagine the taliban would give a single fuck. Plus kiwifarms.af has a nice vibe to it

 

[RACISM]

spamming tickets or live chat with “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER” is fucking retarded

I think you mean hilarious.

I am probably late to say this, but DO NOT reply to the help tickets unless you have a fucking VPN or are using Tor.
They are absolutely logging all of your IP addresses

Tor works fine.

Work, where when I told HR at an old job that I didn't want to hear my racist boomer coworker's comments on which few of my black coworkers were the good ones that we need to keep, HR said that it would take a long time to replace the guy if we got rid of him.

Haha, what a madlad. I'd have a drink with that boomer.

Hell, I get sometimes HUNDREDS of inappropriate (and yes, racist) spam emails a day

Now I know they annoy you I'm going to send even more.

 

[dustbuster]

Are you willing to part with a grand or not?

Yes, 100%

Do not make your decision contingent upon other users doing it.

No, this is not how it works.
I will spend a grand, maybe 2 or even 4, on a lawsuit to take on this glowie-puppeteered censorship.
In order for it not NOT be the equivalent of throwing it out the window on fire, it needs to be matched by others to produce a war chest capable of doing actual work.
This requires coordination and pledging until the goal is met before shelling out.