Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Assuming it's true, the kind of whores who charged him a fat fuck tax for having to put up with a repulsive fat piece of shit like him.

God I hate when this slimy pile of shit pulls that one. He ought to have a guy follow him around just to give him a solid punch right in the face whenever he does that and tell him to grow a pair or just fucking die already.

Papa Gut mentioned this exact thing in his reaction to Boogie shit-talking Caleb. He said Boogie should be made to wear a shock collar and he gets to shock Boogie whenever he draws the sympathy card.
Booger must wear a shock collar on live stream where if enough viewers type "X" in chat he gets a jolt. Second jolt being at least 100 Amps.
 
He's almost certainly the type who does "charity" with other people's money.
Most definitely. All of Boogie's big "donations" are really just him aggregating a bunch of people's money, then shipping it off to the charity he promoted. The one time he was FORCED to donate his own money, he cancelled the stream, then un-cancelled it because social media and actual news sites were tearing him a new one. If we're looking at money donated by Boogie himself, NOT including the giveaway consoles or the $3500 he was forced to match during that charity stream, he's donated probably <$500 of his own money over the past 5 years.

I think Lolcows themselves confuse people being interested IN watching them with people being interested TO watch them. That is a confusing way of me saying I'm interested in seeing what Boogie does next, but not interested enough to actually watch his videos or listen to his podcast, I'll leave that to the brave few who will recap and clip and if that option disappears? So will my interest in Boogie.

I think the forums and reaction channels really do skew some cows perception of themselves. Having 1000 people interested in you on the forms really only equals out to a few people actually tuning in to watch you, and even fewer who will actually support it financially.

Or I'm drunk.
I might just be drunk.
Nah, I agree with you. To your first point, for example, while Lolcow Live applies some pressure to the participants, IMO it's not the same as cows blowing shit up on their own. I'm not interested in watching clearly manufactured drama, unless it results in some actual drama. Any other content from a cow is just noise to me. Thus I very rarely watch Boogie's content (or any content discussed on KF, for that matter). I can scroll dozens of pages of threads though.

To your second point, KF might as well be an alternate reality to some people. This is a place for meta-discussion about online dumbasses, and many of those dumbasses don't seem to understand that. The spicy slurs are just an added bonus. We're not here because their content is at all interesting, we're here because their terrible personality and mess of a life are interesting. We're watching reality TV; they think they're starring in some kind of cinematic masterpiece.
 
Booger must wear a shock collar on live stream where if enough viewers type "X" in chat he gets a jolt. Second jolt being at least 100 Amps.
Like everyone wouldn't just sit there button-mashing X over and over. Like Venkman administering the Zener card test in Ghostbusters.
 
Boogie is able to make it entirely about him. 95% of the content is just Boogie trauma dumping and spewing bullshit.
It still sort of amazes me how Boogie is able to turn everything and anything into something him-centric. Wings is just a hick bumpkin that shouldn't have been given access to the internet and should have stayed with his crane job compared to Boogie's philandering.
 
It still sort of amazes me how Boogie is able to turn everything and anything into something him-centric. Wings is just a hick bumpkin that shouldn't have been given access to the internet and should have stayed with his crane job compared to Boogie's philandering.
Boogie is extremely ego centric. It's not the standard "I am a selfish manchild" like DSP or "I am literally mentally ill, and I think I am a god" like Chris Chan. Boogie is mostly okay in the head and all his online career was getting sympathy and attention from the fans. Unfortunately, social media basically made him emotionally fat, he craves more and more validation but gets less and less out of it. While he is having an ego about it, so he will constantly shame himself but hate on other lolcows because he is better than them.

I like checking on Boogie because it's a human tragedy. The only thing getting thin are his views and income. He could have course correct many times. Now all he seem to left is trying to be a professional lolcow, but without the context of being a loved and respected OG Vlogger from YouTube, he is not that interesting, nor he attracts the borderline insane A-logs that can be needed to keep a boring cow alive.

Boogie's carrier has a moral: don't abuse the goodwill of the people around you, they might run out of it when you will actually need it.
 
Boogie is extremely ego centric. It's not the standard "I am a selfish manchild" like DSP or "I am literally mentally ill, and I think I am a god" like Chris Chan. Boogie is mostly okay in the head and all his online career was getting sympathy and attention from the fans.
I see him in the same category as Cyraxx (minus the psychotic delusions that he's crazy talented) where both of them excuse their shit behaviour with 'but look how bad of a hand I've been given in life, look at my awful health issues!'. They massively play the sympathy card and use it as the reason for why they make poor choices in life (spending crazy amounts on fast food), or where they've not been given opportunities to do things because of it (too fat to do 99% of the jobs he could've applied for).

The only difference being that Cyraxx didn't have a choice for how he looks - Boogie did and still does.
 
Jesus fucking Christ.... For that kind of money ($200K), what kind of whores was he hiring?

The whores take one look at Boogie and the rates quadruple.
And justifiably so. Think of the risks imvoved:
- You might take one look at his meat curtain and choke on your own vomit
- He might attempt to climb on top and crush you to death
- It's going to take you hours to find his tiny cock among all that flab. Price should reflect that extra time spent rummaging around the rolls.
- Boogie himself might croak. Even if he takes the lower position, he'd be expending more effort than he has in years. Very high risk of stroke or cardiac arrest -- while he's on the job

Given all this, quadrupling the rates seems eminently reasonable to me. And Boogs obviously thought so too, or he wouldn't have paid up.
 
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Watch the weasel weave his magic to no effect. I enjoy interactions like this where Boogie's target doesn't fall for his bullshit:

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"WILD."

"We were pretending to have beef."

"Youtube drama isn't real."

"You fell for the fake beef."

"Sad."

So many copes and lies in two short tweets. We all must've missed the part where Caleb was in on this fake beef. Reminds me of when the Meta PCs boss was in on this apparent bit with Boogie when offering him a job.

I guess everyone is a fucking idiot, because a lot of people are taken aback by Boogie's comments about Caleb on Twitter + Ep 8 of the Lolcow Podcast.

And KF isn't allowing me to insert images like normal atm, so don't screech about the image size.
 

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We're nearing the end of 2023 and Boogie is about to be 6 years strong into the identity crisis with himself and his channel.

In 2021-2022 if you would have told me he would have a YouTube boxing match with Wings, moved in and flaunted a 19yo girlfriend non stop online, and started a podcast with Wings and someone else, I would have thought "Wow, he must be back to getting 200-400k views per video and doing ok right?" I think how poorly he's doing and the lack of engagement on his videos proves that his fan either moved on, don't care or just flat out grew up.
 
Whether Dez Mk. II is an official sugar baby or not, doesn't really matter when you factor in the "nature" of their relationship.

A teenage girl all of a sudden moves in with an absolute stranger who is 50 years old, divorced, 500 pounds, and has a gigantic house and tens of thousands of dollars worth of toys. Together, they travel the world together (shitty theme parks), where she is bought gifts, taken on trips, and fed whatever she wants. She does not have to worry about housing, working, or saving, because there is a person there older than her parents who will do whatever she wants for her, with the stipulation that she agrees to be sat down on camera and explained that all of a sudden he is broke, and she has to go along with it as long as she wants to keep living for free.

Look at this situation and tell me, honestly, that if Boogie was still on disability, never got his retarded teeth or the surgery and never made a dollar off YouTube, that these two would be together. Where could they even find each other? Seriously, could you imagine if Boogie was meeting these girls at the "card shop" like he claims, waddling up in his sweat and food-stained Pacman shirt and fucking disgusting smelly sweat pants, saying "Hi, I'm Steven, I'm 500 pounds, 50 years old, I'm a felon and I've never had a job ever and I don't leave the house." What fucking 19 year old girl in their right mind ON THIS PLANET would say "oh hey cool, let me throw away my youth for you to show me off like a trophy, talk about me like a prostitute, use me as a surrogate for your ex wife and make a complete bang-maid out of me."

None of this is happening without any financial incentive behind it. No, Dez II will not be with him if they're "broke in a cute apartment eating McDonald's". That isn't poverty. This girl is so young and sheltered and inexperienced that she doesn't know what it's like to have to deal with actual adult things. Seeing as she's a person who was probably raped or molested as a child and certainly at least a witness to domestic violence if not a victim herself, she probably isn't equipped to deal with all of that on her own. SO, she gets to have an extended childhood with a "boyfriend" who admittedly is taking on the role of a father figure who she sees as a caretaker, she gets to play with stuffed animals and eat fast food and smoke weed all day and go to theme parks, and she doesn't have to have a job at all, all at the unfortunate cost of HAMS.

Is she a sugar baby? Probably, look at her Instagram, look at how secretive Boogie is trying to keep their "relationship"'s nature and genesis. Does it matter if she is straight up getting paid or not? Not really, because Boogie is doing with this girl what he has been doing with prostitutes for years, all the while telling his fans that he is such a nice guy and doesn't pay for it. He paid their rent, for their phone bills, for their food, trips, etc. hell he even bought a fucking DOG for one of these prostitutes.

We're supposed to believe that the serial creep, pervert and hooker fiend, 50 year old Boogie1488, who has been bankrolling individual young girls off escort websites and seeking for long enough to have extreme technical proficiency and expertise in it (I have never seen him talk with the authority he does about prostitution about anything else), has now met a girl barely even out of high school, and is doing exactly that, and it's simply out of virtue of him being a good person and them "bonding"? That he bought all this food and gifts and trips for all the other 19 year old girls, but THIS one loves him guys?

Boogie has been doing this for so long now, parading around obvious sex workers and saying they're his girlfriends and he is such an awesome guy that FUCKS hot bitches 20 YEAR OLD VIRGINS! and is a rich handsome stud, when the reality of his situation is apparent - Steven is the stereotypical middle aged man hiding his wedding ring at a Hooter's, showing up 3 nights a week for an individual girl, who really thinks that she is into him and that he is such an awesome dude.

There are two possible reasons for this, or it could just be both. 1. Boogie is such a deranged and delusional narcissist he really does think he is some bachelor (as we've seen he does personally believe that he deserves "LA 10s" and we saw how disgusted he was at the prospect of a 40 year old disabled fat woman on PKA) or 2. Boogie is so infuriated at the fact that he will never escape virgin shaming in his life, no doubt something he has dealt with for decades at this point, because he is incapable of having PIV sex, so has to brag about how much he F U C K S.

The Chad Boogie character honestly has to be so confusing yet hilarious to onlookers. Here we have a 50 year old very morbidly obese man whose only cited "work history" is begging for donations after 9/11 on a very disgusting porn blog, who lives in a giant house full of toys and pictures of himself and video games with another man he makes do his chores because he refuses to, and who has publicly made false rape accusations against his dead parents and innocent sister, who is constantly flaunting that he is some kind of desirable person people are jealous of and that he has "always done well with women" and has sex all the time.

It's just sad, pathetic and funny all in one. There's something universally hilarious about a man who at one point could not physically wipe his own ass bragging about taking the virginities of barely legal girls. It's comical.
 
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Dez 2 is only there because of the money and she can avoid all responsibility. Girls just wanna have fun. Many such cases. She could find a better betabux than Boogie, but she's not very attractive, so understandable to take a sure thing. It's a better option than fucking whatever druggies and niggers.

If Dez is smart, she's parlaying this internet attention into a high value simp willing to fund her life.
 
Also note that these tweets are all before 2019. Boogie has mentioned St. Jude a total of TWO times from January 2020-present. Which brings me to my final observation: Boogie's charitable acts have fallen off significantly since ~2019
And the funniest part of this timeline is that this is when Boogie started pissing his money away on whores, flexing his wealth on the haters and had a huge crypto payday. During the Frank Hassle Killstream and the Mundane Matt meltdown stream (both 2020), Boogie brags about how well off he is multiple times. Boogie could have been charitable, but chose whores and Disneyland.
 
I wonder if card shops are the new locale for chicks to meet loser betabux to milk, an evolution of getting free drinks at a bar/club. Maybe someone with more experience with psychotic women can confirm.
No, girls only come to card shops with their boyfriends or because they are autistic enough to like TCGs

Both will eventually leave cause a non-insignificant percentage of card shop customers do not do any basic hygiene or self care and smell like ass and BO 24/7
 
This guy legitimately looks fucking dumb in those Crocs.
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Ethan Ralph threatening to dump Boogie's suicide baiting texts to him from years ago. Started because of some dumb Twitter feud between him and Wings which Boogie invited himself right into.
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Boogie stopped responding to him after that. Probably slid into his DMs and assured him this was just his best Andy Kaufman impression and that he didn't mean it.
 
This guy legitimately looks fucking dumb in those Crocs.
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Ethan Ralph threatening to dump Boogie's suicide baiting texts to him from years ago. Started because of some dumb Twitter feud between him and Wings which Boogie invited himself right into.
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Boogie stopped responding to him after that. Probably slid into his DMs and assured him this was just his best Andy Kaufman impression and that he didn't mean it.
Why does he always go back to the 'look at me milking this guy' shtick whenever he's backed into a corner? Every twitter beef he gets into he throws out shitty insults and then when he's humiliated and defeated he always pulls the 'why are you so angry' card like a fucking child. He just can't keep his fat whine box shut.

Also it's no surprise he's DMing people telling them he's going to end it. It's the easiest way to garner sympathy and attention from people for the wrong reasons without having to get up off the couch and be productive.
 
Both will eventually leave cause a non-insignificant percentage of card shop customers do not do any basic hygiene or self care and smell like ass and BO 24/7
I miss a game/comics/nerd shit store I used to have nearby that had a big sign with big letters demanding patrons have at least basic hygiene or they'd be asked to leave (and actually did it). Now they'd probably be accused of being somethingphobic.

Boogie looks like the exact kind of pile of worthless shit who'd be told to leave.
 
Keemstar and wings went live the other night as promised, I listened to it mostly in the background and as far as I can tell they didn't mention Boogie whatsoever despite chat semi-regularly asking where he was/what was going on. Maybe someone else paid more attention but it seemed to be like they just pretended him and Tommy didn't exist, kinda weird. They ended up interviewing some old-school youtuber that used to cover wings that I don't know, and that irish streamer who is a pretty obvious raging alcoholic justaminx came on with some other wasted friends (acted like retards fake trying to beef wings?). I don't really understand what they're trying to do splitting the livestream and the podcast up either, pretty fucked if you ask me.

This guy legitimately looks fucking dumb in those Crocs.
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Uhhhh this is definitely some shitty hotel/motel room somewhere... right? It definitely isn't his
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, the bed frame is wrong (and that's no sleep number) and the carpet doesn't match. They look very obviously like the kind of furnishings you'd find in a shitty motel, I don't remember any floor length mirrors in Boogie's room either.

Just... why? Where are they travelling 'to do wholesome Christmas shit' with his finances in such dire straits? Boogie is a man of few motivations; so either it's food, his weiner getting played with by someone, the girlfriend experience.

I'm getting the feeling that this is the only way Dezi will do any kind of HAMS with him, like at minimum some kind of stay away from casa Boogie. Alllmost like some kind of... what's the word, arrangement? The venues were probably a lot nicer a lot closer to the fight, and even a few months ago at that. Holy fuck does he look massive in this picture, he's gotta be approaching 450 no?
 
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