Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Illuminati Order Official]

If she believes in magic, why doesn't she do her own spell? The "Grant Morrison Method" of casting sigils is pretty simple.

Being told that it works and how great things are going to be because of the spell is a part of the process in this phony psychic business.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Boy was I wrong, so wrong ! I was half-worried that the next Wogglebeg was going to be 5$ to take the bus to go put down poor Cleo.

This reveal really saves the Wogglebeg arc, like many tepid stories relying on a big twist.

... now, in video format:

Woggle-Vlog 116: Spell Caster​

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Again, leave it to Cynthia to cheer me up after a shitty day, I laughed so hard someone thought I was having an an asthma attack or something.

I just can't wait to see what retardation is next.

You should have asked me, I know a few real-life wizards.

I am SO glad to be back. Cherie just delivered in pure, classic wogglecrazy form in a manner I NEVER would have expected no matter how gullible she's proven to be in the past.

a fuckin' SPELLCASTER!

 

[Bloitzhole]

Her absolute deadpan delivery is what really does it for me.
I am surrounded by family members atm. but could not help but audibly snort and chuckle when I took a brief moment to listen to the video on my headphones - I absolutely refuse to explain to them why.

 

[Pedophobe]

If she believes in magic, why doesn't she do her own spell? The "Grant Morrison Method" of casting sigils is pretty simple.
And if she doesn't want to rub one out, setting fire to the sigil works just as well.​

Here you go Cherie just Draw this sigil and Wogglebug Love Dominates

WGLBVDMTS
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This sigil will ensure Wogglebug Love dominates all other spellcasters and prevents them from taking any unearned money from you or your franchise. Once drawn you can safely ignore all contact from these witches as they will have no further power over you or the Wogglebug franchise anymore. The price you must pay for this magickal salvation is a solemn personal admission that Kiwi Farms are your Most True and Honest fans forever.

ETA: ignore the resin stains, they're not part of the sigil.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Spell casting is serious business and if you go to a bad spell caster, a littlest mistake can change the whole spell. For example, a small mispronunciation or wrong order can turn Wogglebug and Frogman into gay lovers and they would fill the universe with FROGGLEBUGS!

 

[Yaks]

Waiting for the poltergeist saga now.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Waiting for the poltergeist saga now.

There is definitely a short horror story idea in this where a womanchild attempting to make an obscure public domain character go big into the mainstream ends up hiring an actual warlock who summons a demonic tulpa instead.

 

[Pedophobe]

Further to my last post, anyone playing at home who wants to be part of the Kiwi Farms Defense Force can Draw this sigil:

KFRMSDNC

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This will Add your Kiwi Power to Cherie's domination of the evil witches who want to abuse our beloved lolcow. The price of this Intervention is a Commitment to Love Mister Wogglebug as Hard as you Can.

 

[PuddIeduck]

Cherie, if you're here, Pedophobe's use sigils and fire the spellcaster immediately. Copy them out, SAFELY set fire to the paper, and then forget about it.

There's a lot out there on sigil magic, and chances are the "spellcaster" you're in contact with? They won't actually do anything. They're just stringing you along. And if they do do something, it won't be any more effective than doing a sigil yourself.

 

[Pedophobe]

Emphasis on safely. Please don't burn your house down Cynthia.

 

[garlic mayo]

The price of this Intervention is a Commitment to Love Mister Wogglebug as Hard as you Can.

Sexually?

 

[Pedophobe]

Sexually?

As Hard as you Can.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

KFRMSDNC

I decoded your sigil!

 

[Picklechu]

We literally have quotes from Cherie where she says that anyone who believes in psychics or magic powers is an idiot, and now, years later, we have her giving money to "psychics" and now to "spellcasters."


I wonder what the spell is for? It certainly can't be to make Wogglebug straight, because that's obviously impossible, and conversion therapy (which presumably includes magic) is illegal in the State of Ohio.

Maybe the spellcaster is Rita Repulsa, and the spell is to make Wogglebug grow to be 50' tall.

Waiting for the poltergeist saga now.

The next time someone from Kiwi Farms gets into her walls, they need to bring a chain to rattle. Maybe sneak out and stack some chairs upside-down.

Emphasis on safely. Please don't burn your house down Cynthia.

I'm pretty sure the only heat source Cherie has any clue how to use is the microwave. I sincerely doubt mommy allows her to have a lighter or matches.

Speaking of mommy, I wonder what she would say if she knew that Cherie was communing with and giving money to witches?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

So the truth finally seems to come out about what the $100 is for since both the ear infection and back sore dog stories didn't work....a "spell caster" who has been working on a "custom spell" for months that concerns the success of the Woggleverse.
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Even if this was legitimate why would you want the success of your franchise to rely on manipulation rather than merit? And if you're actually seeing things then maybe adjust your meds.

>militant athiest
>"bro I can make a custom spell to give your franchise success"
>SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I could be extremely tardy and homosexual on this, but why not try a collaborative promotional effort with Make Noise's Richter Wogglebug synthesiser?

 

[Picklechu]

I could be extremely tardy and homosexual on this, but why not try a collaborative promotional effort with Make Noise's Richter Wogglebug synthesiser?

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She already has. It's somewhere earlier in the thread.

 

[Juan Números]

She removed the post and video.

As the for spell... what is the most represented type of spells ? Love spells !
My theory is that the Beetle Princess plan wasn't a smooth ride: after proclaiming that he was only "good friends" with the obviously heartbroken Frogman, Woggie was willing to put up with his "beard", the Beetle Princess as it was a good mean to acquire the money needed to fuel his relapse nose-first in cocaine.
His public appearance were more and more rare and disheveled (as in the new trailer), so the only way to save the Wogglebug Franchise was a love spell !

More seriously, I hope she cuts contact with these scammers, while the Frogglebbug shipping and AI books are harmless, taking financial advantage of an obviously vulnerable person is despicable.

Have a merry Christmas Cynthia and all you wonderful kiwis.

 

[Pedophobe]

Merry Ozmas Wogglefrens

 

[Juan Números]

Looks like there wasn't any Christmas miracle, the spell to "save the Wogglebug franchise" didn't work because Cynthia is back at it with a classic Wogglebeg, this time to heal her sick pet cast an atheist spell pay her voice actor:

The Oz decoration really knocks it out of the park. Is Genoma Oz's trailer park ?

Some people are not pleased by the casting results (plus one amateur optometrist concerned about Wogglebeg optics):