Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[No Scope]

I am shocked that so many people here claim that fucking Lady Rackets would be so horrible.

Just because she is not a prime Monica Bellucci, doesn't mean she isn't still fuckable. I would be happy to "take one for the team" with her.

The problem with this scenario is that you're not getting "sloppy seconds" or "dirty thirds". You're the caboose at the back of a very long train!

Spoiler: Be like Animal!

 

[R00T]

He could do less, but why?
Always take the over.

If he only does it twice when he could’ve done it six times he’s losing… hold on my calculator is struggling with the equation… 2.60 in spilt liquor costs. A little less if he isn’t on the top shelf stuff.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick, the problem is you. It has always been you and it always will be you. Until you can grasp that and accept responsibility for your own life, you’re going to keep inflicting this unnecessary suffering on yourself.

Winner! Too bad Balldoman would never heed this advice.

This nigger won the life lottery, being born a white male in America to two parents who seem to love the shit out of each other, graced with unearned wealth and every advantage this country has to offer. And he’s still a fucking miseryguts.

The only open question I have on his family, is there was some speculation about Nick's sister being a half sister. There is quite an age gap (5 years? I may be off), and some wondered if there was something going on there. Otherwise yes, 100% spot on, every advantage one could want.

It's funny, one of the barbs the Vic haters lobbed at weebwars fans of Vic, was that Balldoman was a trust fund kid. They were correct, it turns out, although there wasn't much public evidence of it at the time. I still don't know that the status alone is the own they thought it was, but Nick has proven kickvic correct in Balldoman being almost every stereotype of a spoiled (3rd gen) trust fund shit there is.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This comment is from 8 years ago from a SEVENDUST music video

I didn’t realize Nick was starring in music videos eight years ago.

 

[Pomniman]

Did an edgy teenager write this?

I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE FAMILY GATHERING. I HATE MY FAMILY. I WISH THESE KIDS WOULD JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE. EVERYONE IS SO FAKE. I JUST WANT TO GO TO HEDONISM 2 WITH ENERGI. JUST LET ME WEAR MY LINGERIE AT THE GAY BAR OKAY!
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His band would be Nicki Nightshade and the Black Veiled Balldoes.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The youtube account (@mandykarevicius9746) is from 2012, but the account handle might have been different originally. Since Mandy is a catfish, what he/she says is not reliable, but I found some very old comments mabe from that account, suggesting that the dox from earlier in the thread may be right.

I am absolutely 100% confident that the person behind the "Mandy K'/MANdy account is not the real Amanda K. MANdy is very familiar with the Dallas-Fort Worth area, which Amanda K. has no ties to, and was able to discuss in real time local landmarks in the area with people who also said they lived there. I was also able to find public social media comments by the real Amanda K. and they demonstrated specific typing tics which MANdy does not.

I am roughly 50% confident that the person behind the MANdy account knew the real Amanda K when she lived in Shreveport, LA (so about 20 years ago) and has stolen her name online since 2008. MANdy occasionally referenced places in Shreveport in Locals and you found a comment where there was talk about going to a concert in Shreveport. It would help if we could know the previous usernames of a YT account, but AFAIK this is not possible. That said, in this case, MANdy likely derived sexual gratification from your post. I do think this is a really weird situation on the level of Metokur Fembot.

EDIT: This post likely comes across as more aggressive than intended which is more because I am really put off by the possibility of someone LARPing as someone else for 16 years

 

[Some Badger]

Nick is a proper Grinch. I would have said Scrooge, but Scrooge made money...

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It’s posts like these which convince me that e-fame was the worst thing to happen to Nick. I can’t imagine the same person from five years ago saying he hates Christmas, certainly not without clarifying the very important distinction between the secular materialist’s Christmas and the, uh, Christian’s Christmas.

…Nick is still a Christian, right?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

he hates dishonest YouTubers and how he cut ties with them

But he doesn't burn bridges though.

Is this quote correct? Has Balldo reversed course on this long

 

[Pomniman]

It’s posts like these which convince me that e-fame was the worst thing to happen to Nick. I can’t imagine the same person from five years ago saying he hates Christmas, certainly not without clarifying the very important distinction between the secular materialist’s Christmas and the, uh, Christian’s Christmas.

…Nick is still a Christian, right?

All this talk about how much he hates December almost makes me think he got diddled by a priest after a Christmas mass or something but then he probably never really went to church all that much even as a kid so that can't be right.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I am roughly 50% confident that the person behind the MANdy account knew the real Amanda K when she lived in Shreveport, LA (so about 20 years ago) and has stolen her name online since 2008. MANdy occasionally referenced places in Shreveport in Locals and you found a comment where there was talk about going to a concert in Shreveport. It would help if we could know the previous usernames of a YT account, but AFAIK this is not possible. That said, in this case, MANdy likely derived sexual gratification from your post. I do think this is a really weird situation on the level of Metokur Fembot.

That would also fit all the comments, and then it definitely is a man

 

[Fapcop]

I am shocked that so many people here claim that fucking Lady Rackets would be so horrible.

Just because she is not a prime Monica Bellucci, doesn't mean she isn't still fuckable. I would be happy to "take one for the team" with her.

As would I, but you forget that this is the Farms. Where a perfectly respectable 7 is a 4, and nobody would ever dream of banging a averagely hot MILF like LR…

You and I are the exception on KF, where autists pull 9s and 10s on the regular or something.

 

[Potatoherder]

Rumble is lagging behind YT( $277 ) once again. It should be noted that Joe got more than him on YT( $458 ) covering the same topic. That shows the erosion of his political viewers.

JasonOfTGA is again the paypig of the night with $55 and 41.4%. Nick said one thing, saying he was almost ready at 11:56pm central.

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[prolapsed_cranium]

White trash boomers can be pretty fun to hang around with. These people are just pure cringe.

I fully agree. I grew up around tons of them. I just don't see it as the whole "A-HA....we now see Nick's pathology on full display" nonsense.

He should honestly wrap his shitty prosthetic penis Mustang around a telephone pole, preferably without any kids in it. I do NOT love him. I do NOT want him to make all the money in the world.

"Now the nurse has to shove a catheter up my penis. Isn't this SO FUNNY"

 

[Fapcop]

It still amazes me that a human could be such a massively ungrateful brat as Nick appears to be — i.e. blessed with healthy children, no financial worries except those created by him actively courting a defamation suit, the easiest work gig in the world, etc. and STILL complains constantly and expresses hatred over dumb shit.

Call me a sentimental asshole, but how can anyone with kids hate Christmas?

It’s that one time of year where everyone at least tries to be kind and generous, and spending your time with family and showing appreciation for what you have is basically institutionalized.

LESS BALDO FOR NICK, MORE “IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE”!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I just don't see it as the whole "A-HA....we now see Nick's pathology on full display" nonsense.

Literally no one said that. It just makes a lot more sense that Nick is a perpetual child and proud day drinker when you see who raised him. As others have said, it’s the very textbook dysfunction of second and third generation people who enjoy all the benefits of wealth they never had to work for and will never be able to appreciate.

 

[Farmer Y]

Jesus this guy is a miserable fuck. I love the holidays because I very much enjoy giving gifts and pride myself in my ability to come up with thoughtful thinking outside the box gifts. I don't even have kids yet so I can only imagine making them happy would increase the fun.

I feel terrible for his kids. What should be one of the most joyous months for a child is probably a miserable and tense experience that they will carry with them into adulthood. Everyone else around them is extra happy while they are uncomfortable in their own homes not knowing when their alcoholic father is going to go on an unstable rant.

Quiet sometime ago in one of his shows, I remember him saying they do not do the traditional Christmas. He specifically said he told the kids early on there is no Santa because saying so would be lying to them.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

His band would be Nicki Nightshade and the Black Veiled Balldoes.

Nicki and the Bulls

 

[Poop Shoot]

Call me a sentimental asshole, but how can anyone with kids hate Christmas?

Christmas means work, especially if you want to give your kids a good one. Of course he hates it.

 

[Enne]

This bottle lick caught me so off guard, the timing could not have been any better.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THkwpLr3sMU

The latest Elissa clip on Nick is a fucking banger

He's seething about Schneider offering him the basement of their building, with no rent required, in a meeting and then not immediately acting on it in the next few weeks whereupon Nick just got his own place. The fucking entitlement to bitch about not immediatetly getting something for free when you know damn well that a lot of attorneys don't get offerings like this.

Nick then goes onto try and shame them for saying that they would pass on a case brought to them by a crack addict, he acts as if it's terrible for a law firm to decline a case and then has the gall to imply that it's out of order for them to give this woman to an attorney at the start of their career. They offered to coach him through it and be there for him regardless of the result but how dare they even imply that the great Rekieta should be forced into such an ordeal, it's not like public defenders have to deal with this shit constantly.

Of course this is filled with his usual passive agressive schtick and whining about "muh heat allergies" and seems to believe that Schnieder is personally suing him for defamation, instead of just being Monty's agent. He also tries to take a moral highground about drug addicts, whilst wishing death on anyone overweight and making fun of Ralph.
Schneieder chewing him out for wearing Khaki shorts in the office really fucking got to him. A 40 year old man and he just can't take a well deserved bollocking.