Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick is a proper Grinch. I would have said Scrooge, but Scrooge made money...

 

[Kopasea]

Nick is a proper Grinch. I would have said Scrooge, but Scrooge made money...

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I see Nick has come down off the MDMA and is now in the angry cycle again

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick is a proper Grinch. I would have said Scrooge, but Scrooge made money...

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Does someone want to tell Nick that you're supposed to focus on FAMILY during the Christmas season?

Or is what he's saying here that he would rather deal with the "fake" people online than with the real people in his life. Like his wife and kids. What a dirtbag, drunken Grinch.

 

[daffodils]

Nick is a proper Grinch. I would have said Scrooge, but Scrooge made money...

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Real joy is being a alcoholic, social media addicted consoomer.

Artificial joy is having to spend time with your family.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Nick is a proper Grinch. I would have said Scrooge, but Scrooge made money...

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Did an edgy teenager write this?

I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE FAMILY GATHERING. I HATE MY FAMILY. I WISH THESE KIDS WOULD JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE. EVERYONE IS SO FAKE. I JUST WANT TO GO TO HEDONISM 2 WITH ENERGI. JUST LET ME WEAR MY LINGERIE AT THE GAY BAR OKAY!

 

[Butwhythough2]

Our Wife

This has quickly became my favorite thing in Rekieta's thread. Anytime I see it, I get a good chuckle.

 

[SargonF00t]

Why does she look like she saw the video in The Ring a week ago in this picture?

His cooming caused her to be institutionalised.

Any African American or better, exotic Jamaican farmer would be up to task to test out this null hypothesis?

That's gonna be a fuck no from me. I doubt Trolli would fuck Rackets' slampig either.

I am shocked that so many people here claim that fucking Lady Rackets would be so horrible.

Just because she is not a prime Monica Bellucci, doesn't mean she isn't still fuckable. I would be happy to "take one for the team" with her.

Assuming that this unlikely claim is true, what could possibly reported to the police?

MANdy: Help! Police! Forum anons on the Internet are laughing about my catfish photos!
Police: Lol, calm down, sir. That is not a crime.

Also Police: What city are they located in?

There is some truth to this.

Nick gets shit on a lot for completely abandoning daytime trial streaming.

But only Emily Baker has seemed to be able to carry on the Depp/Rittenhouse hype.

All Nick's former Lawtube compatriots like Vices, Aussie, Kurt, Joe, even Sean have tried to varying degrees to pick up the trialstreaming torch. And for the most part, no one gives a shit.

I am surprised that no one in the LawTube sector has tried to follow the various people being prosecuted for the murder of Harvard trained law professor Dan Markel, by what seems to be a mix of his in-laws and very fuckable wife.

This was a murder for hire scheme that was almost certainly carried out by the law professor's brother-in-law and mother-in-law, all to please the beautiful princess of the family who was married to the law professor.

I stumbled onto this case by accident when I watched the wifey princess giving testimony in the trial of one of the hitmen, her brother hired to kill her husband.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>hating Christmas
>from a large Polish Catholic family

Yeah, he’s gay. Like unironically his wife watches him get sodomized at Hedo II like the AIDS-having catamite he is. I’m guessing the photo of him in the corner while Our Wife and his aunts wrangle his kids is accurate to every Christmas get together with his family, Kayla’s family is trailer trash so he probably gets trashed and molested by her uncle.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

I am shocked that so many people here claim that fucking Lady Rackets would be so horrible.

Just because she is not a prime Monica Bellucci, doesn't mean she isn't still fuckable. I would be happy to "take one for the team" with her.

I wouldn't for the sheer fact that I abhor cheating in any form and don't want to facilitate it.
Plus she looks psycho and I don't want her coming to cut my cock off because of some imaginary slight her psychotic mind invented.

 

[AnOminous]

Despite his objections, Rekieta Law is a law channel.

It advertises itself as that, but it's really a Balldo channel at this point. That's bait and switch. People tune in for law and then this faggot whips out his tiny limp dick and his balls in a silicone cuck cage.

Nick is a proper Grinch. I would have said Scrooge, but Scrooge made money...

He sounds like a reddit SJW, just a miserable moaning faggot hating his life.

I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE FAMILY GATHERING. I HATE MY FAMILY. I WISH THESE KIDS WOULD JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE. EVERYONE IS SO FAKE. I JUST WANT TO GO TO HEDONISM 2 WITH ENERGI. JUST LET ME WEAR MY LINGERIE AT THE GAY BAR OKAY!

IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE MOM THIS IS THE REAL ME! REEEEEEEE!

["The Black Parade" by My Chemical Gay Romance plays]

 

[Spaded Dave]

Nick is a proper Grinch. I would have said Scrooge, but Scrooge made money...

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Does someone want to tell Nick that you're supposed to focus on FAMILY during the Christmas season?

Or is what he's saying here that he would rather deal with the "fake" people online than with the real people in his life. Like his wife and kids. What a dirtbag, drunken Grinch.

Jesus this guy is a miserable fuck. I love the holidays because I very much enjoy giving gifts and pride myself in my ability to come up with thoughtful thinking outside the box gifts. I don't even have kids yet so I can only imagine making them happy would increase the fun.

I feel terrible for his kids. What should be one of the most joyous months for a child is probably a miserable and tense experience that they will carry with them into adulthood. Everyone else around them is extra happy while they are uncomfortable in their own homes not knowing when their alcoholic father is going to go on an unstable rant.

 

[AnOminous]

Everyone else around them is extra happy while they are uncomfortable in their own homes not knowing when their alcoholic father is going to go on an unstable rant.

He should honestly wrap his shitty prosthetic penis Mustang around a telephone pole, preferably without any kids in it. I do NOT love him. I do NOT want him to make all the money in the world.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Does someone want to tell Nick that you're supposed to focus on FAMILY during the Christmas season?

Or is what he's saying here that he would rather deal with the "fake" people online than with the real people in his life. Like his wife and kids. What a dirtbag, drunken Grinch.

The latter appears to be what he was saying. I think the idea is that he hates his local community even more than the "fate people" online.

After reading those screenshots, I checked the end of last night's stream to see how intoxicated he got and he had a drunken seethe to end his stream last night (which was a full hour late) about how he hates dishonest YouTubers and how he cut ties with them, not the other way around.

The rant was prompted by him saying he would be a guest on someone's stream and then having a conversation with an imaginary detractor in his head dragging him for what he had just said.

The only real lawyers in Youtube are Emily D. Baker and the gay wood guy. Emily is super successful and the gay wood guy had his niche.

Just an FYI, Wood Guy is apparently engaged to a woman. This means it is likely Rekieta repeatedly spread rumors that he was gay because Nick was jealous of the attention he was getting from the wine moms and thought that if only it was possible to convince the wine moms that that guy was gay, they would magically start simping for the drunken Balldo man instead.

From the LawTube thread:

Rob aka Law & Lumber is engaged to be married. Emily D. Baker congratulated him on her stream this morning after people in the chat were talking about Rob having announced it himself on a members only live last night. Comments on Emily’s live made reference to “she” & ”the future Mrs. / wife”.

According to people on X, during Rob’s members live he showed photos of the fiancé & she is a red haired woman. Went & checked the talk on X specifically to verify this point (that he’s indeed engaged to a female) since it has been assumed he is gay.
(Mostly due to comments made by Balldo Rackets)

 

[PhoBingas]

I am shocked that so many people here claim that fucking Lady Rackets would be so horrible.

Just because she is not a prime Monica Bellucci, doesn't mean she isn't still fuckable. I would be happy to "take one for the team" with her.

I'm in no rush to probably get herpes from a 6/10 midwestern swinger.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just an FYI, Wood Guy is apparently engaged to a woman. This means it is likely Rekieta repeatedly spread rumors that he was gay because Nick was jealous of the attention he was getting from the wine moms and thought that if only it was possible to convince the wine moms that that guy was gay, they would magically start simping for the drunken Balldo man instead.

Holy fuck. All of Nick’s moral rock bottoms have trap doors. What an absolute defective piece of shit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This Christmas hate of Balldoman's came up last year, although I don't remember it in '21.

Oh fuck you Rackets. Christmas is the time to go out with your kids holy shit. How entitled can you fucking be. You have so much fucking money that your kids probably have fantastic christmases but you just wanna get away from it all? And it's not even because work, it's just because you wanna go to a fucking beach and get your wife in a thong? I'm sorry but this makes me fucking MATI because I know people who can barely do shit with their kids this time of year and their idea of a Christmas activity is to buy popcorn at the corner store and watch another fucking version of a Christmas Carol becasue that's all they can afford AND THEY ARE FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT IT. I hope you get testicular torsion from your balldo.

I couldn't quite find the instigating event, but I remember him just bitching about Christmas. He bitches about every family gathering, probably because he's not supposed to be on his phone "working" all day, and maybe has to spend a second of attention to his spawn.

Looking back a year ago is informative, while he looks a lot worse, a lot of the same themes are coming up in thread, although there was still more optimism, but the pessimsim was sinking in.

It's baffling how he went so far off the rails so quickly. For no real discernible reason other than extreme butthurt. Over the course of only a few days, he went from a dude who at least was still presenting as a relatively normal family man, even with the stupid nude / bottle pictures floating around, and talking about sexy time more than anyone cares to hear. To... A guy that detests spending time with his kids doing what should be nice fun family activities with his kids because it interferes with his beach / drug / sex time and how it's really a shame that he didn't get to hear more about his parents' sex life, and shutting down his Discord cause grrr, he's just so fuckin sick of it, and I want to fuck my wife with my balls everywhere it's the most important thing in my life, fucking my wife with my balls, and we're getting hit on by lesbians and gay dudes and it's great, and hard drugs, because hard drugs are fun, and oooh I'm such a sex pervert and I've always been a huge sex pervert, and...

Like, Jesus dude. What the fuck are you even doing. Calm down, take a deep breath. Nothing happened. It's like trying to process and rationalize his hypocrisy without accepting his hypocrisy short-circuited something in his brain when he couldn't do it and now he's just gone completely mental. I enjoyed his content and it would've been cool if he kept on with it, but Christ. What a disaster of a human being he turned out to be. Laughing at him is a fine alternative to laughing with him though. For one of us, at least.


Sounds like a keeper. I have one relationship tip for you: Try not to fuck her with your balls.

He also "nuked" the discord a year ago. Funny how it's still around.

 

[Spaded Dave]

he cut ties with them, not the other way around.

But he doesn't burn bridges though.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Just an FYI, Wood Guy is apparently engaged to a woman. This means it is likely Rekieta repeatedly spread rumors that he was gay because Nick was jealous of the attention he was getting from the wine moms and thought that if only it was possible to convince the wine moms that that guy was gay, they would magically start simping for the drunken Balldo man instead.

Which is insane, because even if Rob was gay (or bi, whatever, I don't care), many (most?) wine moms love to be fag hags.

Real smooth-and-wet brain 200 IQ Social Media Expert Rekieta move there.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I remember him just bitching about Christmas. He bitches about every family gathering, probably because he's not supposed to be on his phone "working" all day, and maybe has to spend a second of attention to his spawn.

It still amazes me that a human could be such a massively ungrateful brat as Nick appears to be — i.e. blessed with healthy children, no financial worries except those created by him actively courting a defamation suit, the easiest work gig in the world, etc. and STILL complains constantly and expresses hatred over dumb shit.

Maybe I’m being overly generous in continuing to extend him some benefit of the doubt — at least in theory — by searching for ways to make this make sense. But maybe it’s not his kids he hates being around as much as it’s Kayla’s family.

That said, how uptight can they possibly be? Kayla’s sister is an obese woman covered in hideous tattoos who doesn’t cover up her body. They’re used to mixing with trash. The difference is that Kayla’s sister doesn’t have an internet audience listening to her discuss her sexual preferences and escapades during what is billed as a law show.

It’s just sort of unbelievable to me that Nick can be such an enormous ingrate with such a constant chip on his shoulder. This nigger won the life lottery, being born a white male in America to two parents who seem to love the shit out of each other, graced with unearned wealth and every advantage this country has to offer. And he’s still a fucking miseryguts.

Nick, the problem is you. It has always been you and it always will be you. Until you can grasp that and accept responsibility for your own life, you’re going to keep inflicting this unnecessary suffering on yourself.

The solution isn’t at the bottom of a bottle, within the constraints of a Balldo, or in any sex dungeons (whether in Jamaica or the one you’re trying to build in your own home). The solution is to grow the fuck up. If you can’t accept that, your family is better off without you. Be as angry and miserable as you want, but imposing that shit on innocent people is monstrous and unfair.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Just noticed from the "balldo is funny" clip that Nick is wearing a REAL ring on each hand.


Bigamy arc?
It was actually pointed out in the comments


I also was looking in to MANdy after the comprehensive post by @Balldo's Gate
I tried to find some evidence to suggest that it was a man.
The youtube account (@mandykarevicius9746) is from 2012, but the account handle might have been different originally. Since Mandy is a catfish, what he/she says is not reliable, but I found some very old comments mabe from that account, suggesting that the dox from earlier in the thread may be right.

Spoiler: Dox

Spoiler: Amanda Marie Karevicius AKA Amanda Carpenter

FreePeopleSearch site, Archive
The address may be Bowling Green, or one of the Smiths Grove ones. I'm not sure which is the current one.
Graduated from a high school in Shreveport in May 1998


Newspaper site link, Couldn't get the archive to work
Her father is Frank Karevicius, who died earlier this year (RIP), note that his daughter is "Amanda (James) Carpenter"

Obituary link, Archive

Spoiler: Frank Karevicius

Father of Amanda
Lived in Bethany, Louisiana. Same address as Amanda

FreePeopleSearch site, Archive

Spoiler: James Carpenter

Husband or ex-husband

Two addresses in common with Amanda
FreePeopleSearch site, Archive

Spoiler: Aaron Karevicius

Amanda's brother

FreePeopleSearch site, Archive
Note that he was born in late 1975, so he would have been 17 years old for most of 1993

This comment is from 8 years ago from a SEVENDUST music video, suggesting that she is originally from Shreveport, Louisiana

Direct comment link, Archive with piped kavin rocks frontend

Spoiler: Video screenshot

This comment is from 5 years ago from a VICE: magic the gathering video, suggesting that her brother was 17 in 1993

Direct comment link, I couldn't get any archive to work

Spoiler: Video screenshot

This comment is from 5 years ago from an Idubbbz video. This comment made me think that it's probably not a guy

Direct comment link, I couldn't get any archive to work

Spoiler: Video screenshot

If anybody has an idea about how to archive direct comments to youtube, please archive them. I tried ghostarchive, archive.today, and even wayback machine, but none of them archive the comments properly. I tried invidious and piped kavin rocks frontends, but they don't allow you to link to the comments directly.
Mandy also had comments on some dungeons and dragons videos, but they were not very interesting from what I remember