Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

- Nick says that December numbers for a creator do not count because people are busy and advertisers do not pay. It will only be a problem if it continues past December.

The Quartering always openly complains that January is the YT viewer/advertiser deadzone.

Not sure what that means if Nick hit his nadir a month early.

He isn't wrong about trials being boring but he is the entertainer and exists to make them entertaining. The problem he has is the major factor in them being entertaining were the panels. He is too lazy to get those organized.

There is some truth to this.

Nick gets shit on a lot for completely abandoning daytime trial streaming.

But only Emily Baker has seemed to be able to carry on the Depp/Rittenhouse hype.

All Nick's former Lawtube compatriots like Vices, Aussie, Kurt, Joe, even Sean have tried to varying degrees to pick up the trialstreaming torch. And for the most part, no one gives a shit.

I am sure we are WAY past that being an issue. I am also sure I have not heard him mention his YT manager in the last year.

I had completely forgotten about Nick's kino YT personal contact.

I don't watch anymore, but he doesn't seem to have a similar flesh&-blood Rumble contact as I recall.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He claims he is afraid to set up another channel because his Rekieta Media channel was banned shortly after his YT ban on the main channel was overturned. He thinks it was for ban evasion, and at the time he said he was not sure if he COULD have a second channel.

I am sure we are WAY past that being an issue. I am also sure I have not heard him mention his YT manager in the last year. I am equally sure that he would say that this second channel would be so much work to get people to subscribe to 2 whole channels, and the whole idea of LOCALS and Rumble was to be in one place...

I am 100% sure you can set up channels from your main account on youtube. Maybe it's only for google for business (or whatever they call it), but it's a thing. Granted, in this scenario, if the main goes down, or the secondary, they all go poof- but play by the rules if you want the youtube bucks and audience. Or set the channel up on Rumble, or anywhere but Youtube. You won't make money off it, but you want to drive traffic with it.

He's so fucking worthless, what a joke of a human. I wonder how much money he wastes on things like this.

 

[Anticipointment]

Sneako is the new based right wing talking head.

Eh but Sneako is a cuck too. Swinger / open relationship etc. His thread:
(Quote word from thread bc idk how to link to whole thread when KF address keeps changing)

cuck

 

[Potatoherder]

But only Emily Baker has seemed to be able to carry on the Depp/Rittenhouse hype.

All Nick's former Lawtube compatriots like Vices, Aussie, Kurt, Joe, even Sean have tried to varying degrees to pick up the trialstreaming torch. And for the most part, no one gives a shit.

Emily Baker is the model you need to follow to make it work. Law and Lumber has been successful with the Maya case but he is the only one. The common thing between the two is they can solo stream. Nick has lost that ability and NEEDs the panel. A panel is a extra thing for Emily and Rob.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Over/under five times Nick licks the bottle on his next stream?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

MANdy Karevicius made an appearance in Rekieta's live chat last night, the first time "she" has appeared in Rekieta's chat in the past month.

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MANdy claimes that she's "been getting gaslit by KF to blackmail Nick". She also claims to have gotten "police involved" against Kiwi Farms!

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Rekieta janny CGoody, who was catfished for years by Mandy, told the catfish: "good call. no reason not to report that kind of fuckery".

Fellow Rekieta wrench Grifty said "#EffTheFarms" and added "I hope they get them on something".

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At least we know who is telling Nick about what Joshy is doing... These very reliable sources keep Nick up-to-date, I am sure...

No one here is talking to Mandy, except perhaps Cynthia/Faran.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Over/under five times Nick licks the bottle on his next stream?

He could do less, but why?
Always take the over.

 

[AnOminous]

So is he just retarded? Is that the takeaway?

Well, he is retarded, but for a while, he'd found a relatively low effort way to turn his law license into a substantial amount of money, and could have been doing the same indefinitely if he didn't decide to get bitten by a radioactive Balldo and turn into Balldo Man.

 

[AltisticRight]

odds are good that she went for the vaginal rejuvenation add-on. But it’s not like we can check.

Any African American or better, exotic Jamaican farmer would be up to task to test out this null hypothesis?

 

[zyclonPD]

At least we know who is telling Nick about what Joshy is doing... These very reliable sources keep Nick up-to-date, I am sure...

No one here is talking to Mandy, except perhaps Cynthia/Faran.

It is nice to know also how easy it is to dupe these rubes. I imagine I could get access to CGoodys bank account in 3 conversations. Nick Definitely kept the "best part" of the audience in the balldo exodus.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Sorry, I assumed you meant you got that on the first try.

To clarify, I did get it on the first try.

 

[AnOminous]

It is nice to know also how easy it is to dupe these rubes. I imagine I could get access to CGoodys bank account in 3 conversations. Nick Definitely kept the "best part" of the audience in the balldo exodus.

I'm pretty sure Nick obsessively reads this shit anyway, but if he really is depending on people like this, it's multiple layers of Chinese telephone and every layer is a retard too dumb to understand what the last retard said.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I'm pretty sure Nick obsessively reads this shit anyway, but if he really is depending on people like this, it's multiple layers of Chinese telephone and every layer is a retard too dumb to understand what the last retard said.

It's all cope. He constantly says he doesn't watch or read any of it, then makes a claim about the content he didn't watch or read, and finally follows up with that someone sent it to him so it's the only part he saw before repeating the cycle for a different part of the stream or thread.

 

[AnOminous]

It's all cope. He constantly says he doesn't watch or read any of it, then makes a claim about the content he didn't watch or read, and finally follows up with that someone sent it to him so it's the only part he saw before repeating the cycle for a different part of the stream or thread.

He should probably wait a couple days before seething and malding about it instead of just seething and malding the moment he sees it.

 

[Chibitzen]

I'm pretty sure Nick obsessively reads this shit anyway, but if he really is depending on people like this, it's multiple layers of Chinese telephone and every layer is a retard too dumb to understand what the last retard said.

Of course he is. He's the biggest advertiser of this site. At this point, Balldo should be cutting Null a check. This site has done most of the work by keeping them both relevant. I just come here to fucking laugh.

It's all cope. He constantly says he doesn't watch or read any of it, then makes a claim about the content he didn't watch or read, and finally follows up with that someone sent it to him so it's the only part he saw before repeating the cycle for a different part of the stream or thread.

I can barely keep up with the thread these days (not an actual complaint), especially with the holidays, and the fact he has the time to sift through the thread read all the commentary he sees online and specifically respond speaks volumes about how "busy" he actually is.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Two streams in a row? Daring.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

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Two streams in a row? Daring.

He really wants to try and show rumble he can be reliable, but his track record this past year has done him little favor.. That or it's nearing Christmas and he is hating being around his kids again, just like last year

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

- Beeping robot must be on holiday. He is missed.

- Nick says that the 'rules' online are weird, and they change constantly. It used to be 'leaning into jokes' when criticised, but now it is 'ignore it', but now it can be interpreted as if you are 'mad', so some people end up responding. In the end, there are no rules, but prepared statements are the worst way to deal with anything. You have to just let it all go.

Rule 1. Don't tell the internet what to do.
Rule 2. Don't be a fucking hypocrite.

This isn't hard, Nick. You're just a terrible person.

- Nick paid a company to clip his content for him, and there are a lot ready to go. He just has not sat down and set up access so they can post them. He is so busy, sometimes he just hates being in the same room as his work computer, so he has not done it. He also tangents off into horror stories about stolen channels and him being afraid of that happening to him. It would be irrecoverable.

This is almost as lazy as buying pre-boiled eggs. Nick is so dysfunctional now he physically can't bring himself to act in his own self interest.

 

[AnOminous]

Rule 1. Don't tell the internet what to do.
Rule 2. Don't be a fucking hypocrite.

This isn't hard, Nick. You're just a terrible person.

Rule 1. People tell you not to jump off a cliff.
Rule 2. You're fucking retarded
Rule 3. You jump off a cliff to show those FAGGOTS who's in charge.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

You know it’s bad when Warski and Fatso are mocking your vices