Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 85 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 111 35.2%

  • Total voters
    315
Iirc when Fuddbusters testified before congress (he was testifying about some BS the ATF was doing) he said something to the effect that he was the “child of immigrants”. I took this to mean he was Cuban considering he’s from Florida, but the Florida directory lists him as “white, not hispanic”.
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Idk what his racial background is and don’t know if biracial people are counted as White as per the census.
I could've sworn someone on some other stream said he was a mulatto but I can't remember where or when I heard this.
 
She has to have done. It did her no favours.
Given the weird body image issues both of them appear to have, I wouldn't be surprised that she ended up fucking up her face in an attempt to meet her imaginary standards. Both of them are deeply unwell.
That last one reminds me of Nick saying “GOOD! I HOPE my kids watch the streams of me discussing our sex life!” and insisting he wished his own parents had opened up to him about their sexual preferences and activities when he was a child.
Nick screams parental issues. Libertarian world-view, problems with authority, will go out of his way to avoid listening to people who tell him what to do, even if it will benefit him. All his weird coomer bullshit to me stems from the basic idea that he felt constricted by the lifestyle his parents placed on him and now aggressively overcompensates now that he's technically independent.
 
"Attention Seeking w/ Rekieta Law"

Nick goes to bars & hits freaky people up, buying drinks & stuff because he “just wants to hear people’s stories”. As if he could shut up about himself long enough. But if he wants to hear stories, ride a city bus. Hear stories all day basically for free. Disingenuous faggot.
 
Our man John Andrews Stan was maligned in his time
I’m guessing it was a “mommy makeover” — tummy tuck, breast lift and lipo. Or just one of those. Good for her if she did. Maybe Nick dogging her online like that was how she got him to agree to it (most guys don’t want their wives getting cut up voluntarily, even for ostensible “improvements”).
The other person to mention a mommy makeover was cynthia herself I bet a lot of her friends got those but based on those saggy fuggin tiddies she posted in locals cynthia hersef couldn't afford it or she's old enough hers has worn off
Pretty sure she had both a hysterectomy and a mommy makeover all at once. That's actually a lot - I've had friends who have had the latter. Boob lift (sometimes inserts), tummy tuck, etc.
this would have been during the time period she was out of comission sexually for 6 weeks or wahtever it was last year and he streamed from a hotel room one night when she was recovering from surgery
 
Nick screams parental issues. Libertarian world-view, problems with authority, will go out of his way to avoid listening to people who tell him what to do, even if it will benefit him. All his weird coomer bullshit to me stems from the basic idea that he felt constricted by the lifestyle his parents placed on him and now aggressively overcompensates now that he's technically independent.
He definitely feels that way, but what's strange about it is his parents don't even seem like some sort of hyper strict fundie disciplinarians going by how they come off in all these facebook photos. They appear to be pretty average boomers or gen-xers or whatever they are so his overreaction to however they brought him up comes off as a faggy emo kid screaming "FUCK YOU MOM!" at her for telling him to take out the trash.
 
Did Kayla have work done on her face? She looks completely different in the past and it would explain some of the excessive mugging she does if her face is all fucked up from surgeries.
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Cock Goblin “evolved” in to Tool Ghoul.
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I’m not disagreeing that Nick’s mom is trash, but I would have expected more dignified behavior from the daughter of such esteemed philanthropists.
I'm not all that shocked, really. A fair number of baby boomers embraced the hedonism of the 60s and 70s as a way of rebelling against their parents and society. Unfortunately, not all of them grew out of that shit.

Surely I'm not the only one here who has had to endure a hippy-dippy college professor?

In the past, people had pointed to Nick's grandparents as proof that Nick religiosity and conservative values were genuine. In retrospect, we completely ignored his own parents when doing that. Mainly because we didn't know much about them. The answer as to why Nick is the way he is likely lies with them.
 
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