Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
Nothing about this story makes any sense to me. No woman that I've ever known, when confronted with a sleazy guy who insists 'you can only come in if you strip down to your underwear', would ever tolerate that shit. Even the dimmest, most retarded teenage girls would tell you to go fuck yourself.

But then how many male cheerleaders can there be in the typical college? Two? Three? It can't be more than one percent of men that even have an interest, but of those who are interested, the vast majority wouldn't actually do it because of how humiliating and unmanly it would be.
It only makes sense if he was considered flamingly gay. Then he becomes just another girl hanging out in the dorm, except well, he's a faggot. These stories have become so terrible, they're practically all confessionals.
 
She also doesn’t like to wear very much in the way of clothes and seems to live in low-cut tank tops and shorts.
Like most white trash women in their 50s and 60s.

If my parents were on FB drinking from giant tubs of rum I’d die of shame.
It's white trash boomer behavior.

You're getting the vapors over a thing lots of boomers, who don't have piece of shit kids, do.
 
Like most white trash women in their 50s and 60s.

It's white trash boomer behavior.
I’m not disagreeing that Nick’s mom is trash, but I would have expected more dignified behavior from the daughter of such esteemed philanthropists.

I’ll take your word for it that this kind of behavior is NBD. But it sure explains why Nick thinks it’s normal to be an immature drunk online.
 
I read the OP since it sounded like something new happened from the reactions to the Jim stream, it's pretty funny that it says that Nick tries to act like a conservative but is assuredly a massive degenerate, as if it's not the biggest meme about conservatives in general.
That's why he's so compelling. He's such an absolute closet case despite his entire brand being "I'm 100% authentic and say things like they are." This thread would be a fraction of the size if Nick's reaction after the bottle in the ass picture/Hedonism 2 reveal was "yeah, me and my wife went there because we're exhibitionists, and no, the whole chad dad thing was a grift and I never believed it."
How do you even enjoy being this sloshed? You have nothing to show for it the next day, besides vague memories of embarrassing yourself, and a painful hangover. I think Balldo just wants to escape reality.
Alcohol fucks up your inhibitions and drinking that much actually is very fun so long as you're drunk. But most people learn at some point that drinking that much is actually very, very bad because you will feel absolutely miserable for the next 24 hours, you see/hear about the stupid shit you did when drunk, and you burn a hole in your pocket since liquor costs money. This means they don't drink that much anymore because a little bit of fun isn't worth the pain.

But a libertine like Balldoman believes "having fun" is all there is to life. Being responsible about drinking is for incel prudes who hate fun. He has no concept of his responsibilities to himself and his family.
 
So I'm watching the rickets clip of him with Fuddbusters and at one point he calls vagina's 'slobberpockets' which
1) Is fucking disgusting, Nicholas
But 2) Makes me think it's a freudian slip that he's actually thinking of Josh's slobbermutt

Edit: wait HOLD THE FUCK UP is rackets saying his wife was only into black guys before they started dating?
 
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I thought so too on first listen but he seems to be talking about some other woman. Although given their histories, we can't rule it out.

"Lady Rackets was hot. She was actually one of the hottest women on campus. One of the other girls who was hot was a dancer, she wasn't a cheerleader. Lady Rackets before we were dating tried to help me like uh give like give her like a like a flower thing on this suspuhcefic day but she was like no I only like black guys and I was like oh that's cool... that's funny."
 
I’m not disagreeing that Nick’s mom is trash, but I would have expected more dignified behavior from the daughter of such esteemed philanthropists.
Were you expecting Downton Abbey?

"My God, Celeste is wearing one of those large foam fingers! How can she make such boisterous assertions that her favorite squadron is truly at the top of the charts? All the while her husband is drinking a beer without his hands, like he was raised in a dramshop.....I dare say!"
 
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I doubt it, otherwise why would Balldo visit Hedonism II? He's got all the bulls in the neighbourhood.
I guess exotic prime bulls are better than shoddy illegally imported mad cows.

Alcohol fucks up your inhibitions and drinking that much actually is very fun so long as you're drunk.
He also mixes his booze with Modafinil (and probably Ritalin), two types of substances with the opposite effects.
He's acting like he's got the body of someone half his age, treating himself like a weird science experiment.
 
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"Lady Rackets was hot. She was actually one of the hottest women on campus. One of the other girls who was hot was a dancer, she wasn't a cheerleader. Lady Rackets before we were dating tried to help me like uh give like give her like a like a flower thing on this suspuhcefic day but she was like no I only like black guys and I was like oh that's cool... that's funny."

The Fuddbusters guy looks like he might have a touch of the tar brush somewhere in his lineage. He doesn't seem at all amused by Nick's professed tolerance of his wife's inter-racial dating habits.

Perhaps he was worried he was going to be asked if HE wanted to service Our Wife?
 
I thought so too on first listen but he seems to be talking about some other woman. Although given their histories, we can't rule it out.

"Lady Rackets was hot. She was actually one of the hottest women on campus. One of the other girls who was hot was a dancer, she wasn't a cheerleader. Lady Rackets before we were dating tried to help me like uh give like give her like a like a flower thing on this suspuhcefic day but she was like no I only like black guys and I was like oh that's cool... that's funny."
Huh alright. Nick is such a wetbrained, mushmouthed loser that I can barely understand what he's saying because of him just fumbling sentences like that. Regardless that video is so fantastic, those two dudes just don't buy his bullshit at all and call him out on it. What made Nick think it was a good idea to have them on?

Props to ElissaClips for all the hard work of sitting through this braindead retard's streams
 
So I'm watching the rickets clip of him with Fuddbusters and at one point he calls vagina's 'slobberpockets' which
1) Is fucking disgusting, Nicholas
But 2) Makes me think it's a freudian slip that he's actually thinking of Josh's slobbermutt

Edit: wait HOLD THE FUCK UP is rackets saying his wife was only into black guys before they started dating?

I think that lovely term came from Coomalot.

On the ongoing attack by Darth Rapist (Frog-Jones), if Nick actually had any principles he would signal boost the attack regardless...

But given what I have learned in the last 6 odd months is the Princess of the Sektur has no principles.
 
I thought so too on first listen but he seems to be talking about some other woman. Although given their histories, we can't rule it out.

"Lady Rackets was hot. She was actually one of the hottest women on campus. One of the other girls who was hot was a dancer, she wasn't a cheerleader. Lady Rackets before we were dating tried to help me like uh give like give her like a like a flower thing on this suspuhcefic day but she was like no I only like black guys and I was like oh that's cool... that's funny."

He has told this story before, and it was another woman who liked dark meat.

Huh alright. Nick is such a wetbrained, mushmouthed loser that I can barely understand what he's saying because of him just fumbling sentences like that. Regardless that video is so fantastic, those two dudes just don't buy his bullshit at all and call him out on it. What made Nick think it was a good idea to have them on?

Props to ElissaClips for all the hard work of sitting through this braindead retard's streams

Nick wants their respectability to rub off on him. If he has respected right-wing/conservative people on, that means that he is accepted by right-wingers and everyone's criticisms of him are null and void.

It is an ego boost fuled by sour grapes mentality. He will elevate the people who hang around with him and denigrate the rest. They were just incel prudes and do not matter anyway. The REALEST niggas stick by him and still come on his show.
 
The Fuddbusters guy looks like he might have a touch of the tar brush somewhere in his lineage. He
He looks straight up black to me.

He also mixes his booze with Modafinil (and probably Ritalin), two types of substances with the opposite effects.
And he lies about whether or not he does it, because he’s too wasted and brain damaged to keep his stories straight.

As a father of five, abusing his mental faculties and physical health like this is disgusting. If Nick doesn’t grow the fuck up, he’s asking for a tragedy of some sort that might force him to. Killing one of his kids in a drunk driving accident would be a walk in the park compared to “just” maiming and permanently disabling one of them.
 
"Lady Rackets was hot. She was actually one of the hottest women on campus. One of the other girls who was hot was a dancer, she wasn't a cheerleader. Lady Rackets before we were dating tried to help me like uh give like give her like a like a flower thing on this suspuhcefic day but she was like no I only like black guys and I was like oh that's cool... that's funny."

Yeah. That didn't happen. Nick clearly has a heavy personal interest in inter-racial cuck porn and, like storytime with Drexel in the old days, this is just him finding a way to express himself.

I think Kayla was the only woman Nick ever got near and was only able to do that due to accidentally falling into male cheerleading. Nick constantly wants to imagine himself into being something other than he was.
 
Whores.


Right, but our wife might not even be the "prettiest" one there. The way he has always proclaimed she's the hottest thing ever has always weirded me out. She's not hot, she's not attractive whatsoever. Saying your wife is the most beautiful woman in the world; fine. To you she clearly is and I understand how that works. But maybe I'm just being autistic, but hot is a totally different connotation. Perhaps more projection?
You have only seen her after her body was destroyed.
 
He has told this story before, and it was another woman who liked dark meat.

Yeah. That didn't happen.

Nick has told this story many times before of being asked to give a flower to one of Kayla’s friends. But as with all of Nick’s stories, it has evolved over time. The original telling didn’t include anything about the other girl only liking black guys. Now, it is a detail being added in the New Era as to why the friend was put off by Nick. Used to be he was a dork, now it has changed to be that he wasn’t black. His obsession is, excuse the pun, coloring how he views even other people’s motivations in past events.
 
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