Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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He was "pretending" so hard that he had every male cheerleader strip too. In fact we should just assume it was only an endless stream of men in their underwear walking in and out of his room because that's funny.

No man, the weird scrawny neckbeard dude with the creepy laugh and gay mannerisms was absolutely rolling in the pussy, dude got to see like every cheerleader in the underwear. This happens all the time, like there was a guy in my college dorm like that! We're all just jealous of these sex-havers but we're all just incel prudes too afraid to hang out with our bros in our underwear all day.

In fact patient zero of the AIDS crisis (at least in the civilized world) was told to stop sleeping around and going to gay saunas/orgies so he wouldn't risk spreading it. He responded along the lines 'you can't tell me what to do, I'm going anyway'

Yep, just like gays the other year when monkeypox was going around the bathhouses and gay bars. I'm sure Nick has had to get tested for it given his disgusting lifestyle.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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Early 2000s, middle-of-nowhere Minnesota college in winter. This dude rolls up and asks you for anime/hentai recommendations. WYD?

I'd tell him to watch Chaos Head, the anime adaption, and tell him that that pos is the gold standard, then watch the dumpster fire

 

[RotPockets]

His nose looks...smaller??

They smeared the queer.

After that photo was taken somebody wrecked his shit for looking at their cock.

 

[Swole McPole]

He was "pretending" so hard that he had every male cheerleader strip too. In fact we should just assume it was only an endless stream of men in their underwear walking in and out of his room because that's funny.

Nothing about this story makes any sense to me. No woman that I've ever known, when confronted with a sleazy guy who insists 'you can only come in if you strip down to your underwear', would ever tolerate that shit. Even the dimmest, most retarded teenage girls would tell you to go fuck yourself.

But then how many male cheerleaders can there be in the typical college? Two? Three? It can't be more than one percent of men that even have an interest, but of those who are interested, the vast majority wouldn't actually do it because of how humiliating and unmanly it would be.

Shit, I don't believe I've ever met a woman that would voluntarily be a cheerleader. I've certainly never met a man who would do it. I'm pretty sure Rekieta is just remembering his nights, alone in his dorm room, masturbating furiously in his underwear and inventing other people at his party so as not to seem quite as pathetic as he obviously was.

In fact patient zero of the AIDS crisis (at least in the civilized world) was told to stop sleeping around and going to gay saunas/orgies so he wouldn't risk spreading it. He responded along the lines 'you can't tell me what to do, I'm going anyway'

Just recently I found myself watching some video of Gaetan Dugas at a meeting in Canada back in the early days of that pandemic. I can only guess I was following a link somebody posted on here, but there was a shedload of footage of clinicians talking about how unconcerned he was -- even if the whole Randy Shilts Patient Zero story was largely mythological.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Okay, so Nick might be telling the truth about all the unattractive cheerleaders. I don't post this to shame these young ladies but uh, they have some unusual physiques for being cheerleaders.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=719949043169834&set=pb.100054642330536.-2207520000&type=3

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Shit, I don't believe I've ever met a woman that would voluntarily be a cheerleader.

Whores.

Okay, so Nick might be telling the truth about all the unattractive cheerleaders. I don't post this to shame these young ladies but uh, they have some unusual physiques for being cheerleaders.

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Right, but our wife might not even be the "prettiest" one there. The way he has always proclaimed she's the hottest thing ever has always weirded me out. She's not hot, she's not attractive whatsoever. Saying your wife is the most beautiful woman in the world; fine. To you she clearly is and I understand how that works. But maybe I'm just being autistic, but hot is a totally different connotation. Perhaps more projection?

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Right, but our wife might not even be the "prettiest" one there. The way he has always proclaimed she's the hottest thing ever has always weirded me out. She's not hot, she's not attractive whatsoever. Saying your wife is the most beautiful woman in the world; fine. To you she clearly is and I understand how that works. But maybe I'm just being autistic, but hot is a totally different connotation. Perhaps more projection?

I mean his Hedonism 2 cope was that they went during the exhibitionism week, not the getting railed by black bulls week. Assuming he's telling the truth he clearly gets off on other men seeing his wife naked.

 

[TheButcherknight]

Okay, so Nick might be telling the truth about all the unattractive cheerleaders. I don't post this to shame these young ladies but uh, they have some unusual physiques for being cheerleaders.

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I grew up in the 80s and 90s can confirm the "cheerleaders" were the 4s and 5s" 100%

 

[zyclonPD]

I grew up in the 80s and 90s can confirm the "cheerleaders" were the 4s and 5s" 100%

Everybody can't be a "smoke show" like Lady Ours. There has to be a couple 4-5's for this Queen of Spades to stand out.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Okay, so Nick might be telling the truth about all the unattractive cheerleaders. I don't post this to shame these young ladies but uh, they have some unusual physiques for being cheerleaders.

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All of them are still out of this guy's league. Even the fat ones.

 

[miss ethanol]

He's like a jilted lover; could he be any more of a woman? Yes, yes he could. But he lacks the balls to do it. Troon out.

I absolutely hate when people say “Troon arc when?” but in Nick’s case the speculation makes sense.

I think Nick will never fully troon out, he might take HRT but will not cut his balls off. The reason is that he needs balls to wear the balldo and from what we have seen, he loves that shitty CBT device more than his wife and kids.

Between sweating alcohol out of his pores, only showering once a week, nobody in the house doing chores like laundry on a regular basis, having a baggy b-hole from all the anal and not wearing underwear, I don’t even want to imagine the smell.

I thought he couldn´t become more like Ralph, but now he does not wear underwear and doesn´t shower? Now I expect Nick getting his ass beaten in Jamaica next time he goes to Hedo II.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick unironically declared that he wished any women he labels "fat" would suck on a shotgun.

Including his own mother and, until her recent weight loss, his wife?





I’d never really looked at his parents’ pics before, but Nick being an immature degenerate with terrible hygiene is making more sense now.



Nick’s father just posted a photo with Balldo, Kayla and all five kids. Look who’s monitoring the children’s physical maturation process;

 

[LurkTrawl]

Everybody can't be a "smoke show" like Lady Ours. There has to be a couple 4-5's for this Queen of Spades to stand out.
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Is she from New Mexico?

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Is she from New Mexico?

New Vegas more likely.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Including his own mother and, until her recent weight loss, his wife?
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I’d never really looked at his parents’ pics before, but Nick being an immature degenerate with terrible hygiene is making more sense now.

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Nick’s father just posted a photo with Balldo, Kayla and all five kids. Look who’s monitoring the children’s physical maturation process;

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Why does Nick look like he's the same age as his mom?

 

[RotPockets]

I think Nick will never fully troon out, he might take HRT but will not cut his balls off. The reason is that he needs balls to wear the balldo and from what we have seen, he loves that shitty CBT device more than his wife and kids.

Given his obsession with futanari, he will go with axe wound plus balls.

Poontanari

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't know. I'm not convinced they changed anything at all on the technical side. My guess would be that Rekieta has started to stop appearing on the front page of Rumble.

I don't think so. He was getting those implausible view counts even after they stopped featuring him on the main page. That's what's the lead many here (not just myself) to conclude they were artificially inflating the view count this whole time. The simplest method to do that would be through an automated multiplier like Cozi uses. Perhaps one just utilized for those under contract.

@Potatoherder rder can correct me if I'm wrong, but he only just NOW noticed the massive drop in view counts. He bitched about not being on Rumble's main page (which I agree is probably manually updated) a long time ago. There was quite a span of time between that happening, and this drop.

A potential angle to justify his downward revision of his contract?

Could be, yes.

They might have decided they don't want to astroturf his numbers anymore, or they caught flak from advertisers and investors inflating numbers,

That's my theory anyways.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[skol]

Nick is as trustworthy about all those women being into him as Boogie is.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

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Rekieta's whole 'American Beauty' obsession takes a disturbing turn when you think, maybe the reason he was so infatuated with "Mandy'" is that "her high school pics" was tapping into his obsession with that movie and trying to fuck a high school girl.

 

[retard strength II]

Nick’s father just posted a photo with Balldo, Kayla and all five kids. Look who’s monitoring the children’s physical maturation process;

From anyone else it wouldn't mean a thing. With this creep, I am encouraging Drex to try the "Drexel Dies Challenge"







(It is where he dies)