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I legitimately cracked up laughing when Ivan started mocking Nick about how "It's just a joke, we are all in our underwear" and proceeded to make Nick look like a moron for calling unfunny situations "jokes"
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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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I legitimately cracked up laughing when Ivan started mocking Nick about how "It's just a joke, we are all in our underwear" and proceeded to make Nick look like a moron for calling unfunny situations "jokes"
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Seriously? This is new information to me.
Between sweating alcohol out of his pores, only showering once a week, nobody in the house doing chores like laundry on a regular basis, having a baggy b-hole from all the anal and not wearing underwear, I don’t even want to imagine the smell.
Maybe the reason Nick has been showing up with greasy hair on stream so frequently is that he can just about manage to take one shower a week as long as he can bring his phone along, but otherwise he can’t bear to be parted from his screens.
It’s easy to imagine his oldest visiting a therapist in 20 years. It’s a textbook case of emotional neglect.
“I don’t know why I’m such a mess. My family wasn’t poor, in fact we wanted for nothing and had back-up wealth in the wings just in case. My parents didn’t beat me. In fact, they let us do pretty much whatever we wanted.”
“Did either of your parents have addiction issues?”
“No way. My dad stayed up till 6AM drinking whiskey every night of the week, sometimes while doing an internet show, but that was his job. He was a YouTuber. He drank a lot so he could provide for us. If we hadn’t needed $3,300 a month in snacks, he wouldn’t have had to. So no, Papa Rackets didn’t have a drinking problem. He could have stopped whenever he wanted.”
“Let me guess: He just didn’t want to?”
“Exactly! He approached it in a very health-conscious way, as he always taught us that being fat was the worst possible outcome in life. So he always made sure alcohol was part of a balanced diet: 600 calories a day in nutritious food like Snickers, Doritos and ramen, the rest in whiskey. He got down to under 170 pounds at over six feet tall!”
“Did he struggle with depression?”
“Yeah but only because of a retarded defamation suit, incel prudes, uptight Scandinavians and the weather. As he told his audience, it was all totally out of his control.”
“Did he ever tell YOU that?”
“We didn’t talk much.”
“Did he spend any time with you?”
“Oh yeah. He drove me to my 7:15AM activity every morning for a year.”
“What were those car conversations like?”
“Dad didn’t have a whole lot to say. He’d often been working on YouTube all night and only had a brief nap before we had to leave the house. I know that this and other parental responsibilities made his life extremely difficult.”
“What makes you think that?”
“The fact that he said it repeatedly to me, my siblings, our mother and the internet. But doc, enough about my father. Why do I feel like I am unlovable, don’t matter to anyone and never will? We know it wasn’t my childhood so it must just be the truth.”
“Did either of your parents have addiction issues?”
“No way. My dad stayed up till 6AM drinking whiskey every night of the week, sometimes while doing an internet show, but that was his job. He was a YouTuber. He drank a lot so he could provide for us. If we hadn’t needed $3,300 a month in snacks, he wouldn’t have had to. So no, Papa Rackets didn’t have a drinking problem. He could have stopped whenever he wanted.”
“Let me guess: He just didn’t want to?”
“Exactly! He approached it in a very health-conscious way, as he always taught us that being fat was the worst possible outcome in life. So he always made sure alcohol was part of a balanced diet: 600 calories a day in nutritious food like Snickers, Doritos and ramen, the rest in whiskey. He got down to under 170 pounds at over six feet tall!”
“Did he struggle with depression?”
“Yeah but only because of a retarded defamation suit, incel prudes, uptight Scandinavians and the weather. As he told his audience, it was all totally out of his control.”
“Did he ever tell YOU that?”
“We didn’t talk much.”
“Did he spend any time with you?”
“Oh yeah. He drove me to my 7:15AM activity every morning for a year.”
“What were those car conversations like?”
“Dad didn’t have a whole lot to say. He’d often been working on YouTube all night and only had a brief nap before we had to leave the house. I know that this and other parental responsibilities made his life extremely difficult.”
“What makes you think that?”
“The fact that he said it repeatedly to me, my siblings, our mother and the internet. But doc, enough about my father. Why do I feel like I am unlovable, don’t matter to anyone and never will? We know it wasn’t my childhood so it must just be the truth.”
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Balldo telling some morbid story about a haircut and being asked out tells me that he's only been asked out that one time.
That's fine, but it just sounded out of place. Surely someone that's tall and from a family of wealth like him would attract a lot more attention. At least he wasn't the prom king like Juju.
That's fine, but it just sounded out of place. Surely someone that's tall and from a family of wealth like him would attract a lot more attention. At least he wasn't the prom king like Juju.
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This was the whole video. Fuddbusters just looked more and more dejected and upset to be on stream.
I got the impression he didn't know what he was talking about, tried to make a joke, and got laughed at for being a retard. He was quite taken aback by being made fun of for being a moron.
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It's all of our fault he drinks, because we keep asking him to do toasts and he couldn't do them with anything but alcohol. Those toasts are gay as shit.
Also, use a chunk of cardboard as a coaster if you need to you mongoloid.
Also, use a chunk of cardboard as a coaster if you need to you mongoloid.
Women can smell a cuck a mile away, no amount of height and money will make them attracted to that, just look at Elliot Rodgers.
I just liked how Balldo kept trying to bait them into agreeing with his coomer brain takes and they kept telling him he was a retard.
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This is a photo of Rekieta from his paternal grandfather’s 2010 obituary, if you want to imagine what kind of stud he was in college:
I don’t even believe the hairdresser asked him out.
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Alright I take back what I typed.
He looked like someone who has a stash weird Japanese comics, like a thinner version of Vedo.
That pedophile moustache, gross.
I'm doubting his haircut story now.
Stranger danger Rekieta.
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For me it’s the hideously sparse yet unkempt billy goat facial hair (why do American men do this?), terrible ‘90s haircut, tiny glasses and muscle-free twerp build. I have no idea why Nick went on a mission to regain this physique when he was objectively less wimpy-looking with more weight on his face and torso. I absolutely hate when people say “Troon arc when?” but in Nick’s case the speculation makes sense.
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I don't know. I'm not convinced they changed anything at all on the technical side. My guess would be that Rekieta has started to stop appearing on the front page of Rumble. He used to be at the very top of the front page when he streams every single time he streamed, instead of having to click on the page of streamers currently live to see him at all. This happened at the start of the year too and Nick whined about it until they "fixed" it. This seems a little more of an ominous sign this time considering he is supposed to have "negotiations" for his contract renewal going on.
the comment about the front page being manually curated seems right to me.
That was intentional too. That is his version with Jim of the "If only there was someone to talk about your domain name being taken..."
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What happened to Nick's glasses?
LASIK? Contacts? Vanity?
It's horrifying to consider his trembling hands trying to take out contact lens at dawn after his nightly bender.
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you're telling me this is the face of a man who would become a cheerleader and pretend to be gay to get close to a woman??
yeah checks out
all the alpha chad posturing makes a lot more sense now knowing he was a gay nerd for basically his whole life until he started covering anime news and became king of the weebs
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Now if someone brings up why he was drunk off his ass in a hot tub in Nashville closing one eye, he can blame it on his contacts.
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He's told this same story before. It serves the dual purpose of humblebragging about how this chick was totally into him and it's "funny" because he's implying she could've either fucked up his hair on purpose or killed him while he was stuck there for turning her down halfway through the haircut. Pretty gay and retarded stuff all around.
Though I liked the later part of the stream where his guests were making fun of his weird "funny" underwear faggotry and he kept getting flustered about it. It's not "funny" to make everyone strip when they walk into your room, you were just a greasy dweeb back then and you're an even greasier dweeb now. Going commando all the time is something Ralph bragged about at one point too from what I recall so that's just one more square on the rage pig transition bingo card.
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Just like all of his unusually extreme fixation on fat people makes sense now that he’s admitted to having body dysmorphia, feeling inadequate and overweight. It’s one thing not to be attracted to fat people and to be repulsed by the ones who stand out and make America such a land of obesity, but if you can’t just ignore them and get on with your life that’s a you thing.
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Damn, holy shit. Nick why did you think that nasty ass, greasy looking haircut was ok? Why did you not shave that disgusting neckbeard or that wispy mustache? You'd still look like a dumpy nerd but at least you wouldn't have looked like you hid cameras in the girls bathrooms
That reminds me. NICK! You fat fuck! Put the twinky down you rotund cocksucker. You think you ain't a horrendously fat fuck anymore? Look in the mirror, fatty, you look like YOU'RE the one who gave birth to your children! Stop eating those snickers and chips, fat boy, and get on a liquid-only diet. It might be your only hope to not look like Ralph, your daddy Dax already told you you're not as healthy as the Ralphamale.
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You're in a college dorm and this guy tells you if you want to stay you're going to have to strip to your underwear what you doing?
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I don't know if this has been brought up already in this thread but whenever Nick gets called out on his degeneracy he just deflects to it being funny.
What's the deal with the balldo, Nick?
"I just think it's funny!"
Why were you at a swinger's resort?
"I just find the idea hilarious!"
It's like he has this idea in his head that all the weird sex stuff makes him "cool" or whatever, but when no one else thinks so it becomes, "well I only did it because I think it's so hilarious."
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Nick is the nonce who never was in the popular circles, and he has major imposter syndrome. He is learning that his money doesn't buy his clout with credentialed people who only care about what you can do and cannot be bought.
Nick wants sycophantic hangers-on.
A potential angle to justify his downward revision of his contract?
Remember: You cannot defame the dead. Nick might be counting on Jim to croak before he invokes him.
Nick wants the proxy clout and dignity by being associated with these people who seem to do actual work and dupoort their causes.
This is similar to Null: part of his freeze peach bona fides was 'I have Null as a friend, love the Farms, and say niggerfaggot'. Pretty similar to 'Can't be racist; I have black friends'.
Nick is trying to fit in but his dweeebish personality is coming to the fore. See above, he likes the clout of association, but his money cannot buy him knowledge he refuses to research ot fix his entitle attitude
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You missed out nothing, that was all there was to the story that Rekieta struggled to get out for 12 excruciating minutes to his bored guests.
Nick has the noticeable tell of just repeating himself over and over whenever he has difficulty peddling his bullshit stories, like this humdinger about how his wife was asleep at a dance club when some fat chick kissed him because he set off her cuckdar. Sort of like the stereotypical tourist who just repeats what he just said but louder when he's talking to someone who can't speak english.
Look Nick, as someone who's been around the block a few times themselves I'll clear up this mystery about what's happening with all these weird and inexplicable incidents of people coming up to you at these clubs/resorts and propositioning you and your wife under the assumption that the two of you are swingers: Kayla is flirting with them. When you're not looking she's making eyes at these people, grabbing their junks under the table and getting them worked up just like she was with Andy Warski at Knoxville and god knows what else. So they go to you out out of decency so there's no misunderstanding, or they just assume you're a cuck and this is your thing because you're right there. That's not the problem. The actual problem are the people who aren't bothering to run it by you, like Drexel.
Yeah but bragging about chickening out from fucking a coed 20 years ago is just pathetic and a story about getting a bad haircut decades ago is just inane. If some drunk tried wasting 10 minutes of my free time telling me this story in person I would have just walked away without a word after the first 30 seconds, but the Fuddruckers guy didn't have that option I guess.
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He did it when called out on his shower texting too.
'why'd you tell him you texted him in the shower'
"I just think it's funny' with a gay little smile