Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pelican Bones]

Your opinion of his past interviewing skills comports with my recollection, but I now question if Nick ever had that X-factor in interviews, or if I am projecting my past liking for him.

Nick has never been a good interviewer. Seriously.

He constantly cuts people off mid-sentence to make some retarded ass joke that only a few people in chat will get. He sets the interviewee up to be confused or disgusted by some off topic comment for his viewers that are "in the know". He is often unprepared for the interview (Rittenhouse). As soon as the person being interviewed starts saying something interesting Nick will derail the conversation.

Watching him, even when he tries to take it seriously, is unbearable.

 

[Terrorist]

Spectre is dumber than a box of rocks, thinks he's better than actual lawyers (to the point he might have actually committed UPL at one point)

That Nick, after witnessing that fiasco, still associates with Spectree and allows him to run his mouth regarding Nick's ongoing legal matters says it all. At best, he lied about meddling in the case and Nick is allowing that lie to go uncontested.

I can hear the response now: "I keep Spectre around because he's muh fwend alright? Stop trying to cancel me!" Nice friend group, stupid. Meanwhile every law talking guy in Spicer hates him, which is how Monty was able to get a foot in the door on Nick's home turf.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

I hope they hit it off and nick will fucking stupid enough to let ralph in his locals and discord.

This is the same gunt that rooted around for andy's passport and took a picture of it and held on to it for YEARS, it was pointless but ralph has the vindictive nature only seen in Greek myths.

Ralph is a woman, no wonder he has four tits with all that estrogen pumping through his gunt.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I can't wait for the Locals logs that Himedall All-seeing Waifu will post if Nick is really retarded enough to collab with Ralph again.

 

[crab fucker]

I legit did not expect Rekieta to ever glue his bridge with Ralph back together. This is without a doubt the sign that he's past the point of no return. To be so willing to platform and speak with the retard who said such awful things about both your wife and children proves that you are not a man.

 

[break these cuffs]

I legit did not expect Rekieta to ever glue his bridge with Ralph back together. This is without a doubt the sign that he's past the point of no return. To be so willing to platform and speak with the retard who said such awful things about both your wife and children proves that you are not a man.

Nick has a massive ego that needs to be pumped up. What better way than to juxtapose himself to a fat little jester like Ralph? Gunt has been Dick's kept retard for years and Nick loves dick Dick. Ralph is even proof that he doesn't have a substance abuse issue. Look at Ralph! That's what a problem looks like.

Gunt is the tried and true designated fat friend concept women use taken to the extreme.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If all three of them are streaming together, I think people need to donate with the most uncomfortable questions for all three guests.

I, myself, have a policy of not paying cows. Bot worth the squeeze when then typically milk themselves.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

Nick has never been a good interviewer. Seriously.

He constantly cuts people off mid-sentence to make some retarded ass joke that only a few people in chat will get. He sets the interviewee up to be confused or disgusted by some off topic comment for his viewers that are "in the know". He is often unprepared for the interview (Rittenhouse). As soon as the person being interviewed starts saying something interesting Nick will derail the conversation.

Watching him, even when he tries to take it seriously, is unbearable.

I think he got a big head after his Donga interview.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I, myself, have a policy of not paying cows. Bot worth the squeeze when then typically milk themselves.

He'd just ignore the superchats or gloss over them anyway.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick has never been a good interviewer. Seriously.

He constantly cuts people off mid-sentence to make some retarded ass joke that only a few people in chat will get. He sets the interviewee up to be confused or disgusted by some off topic comment for his viewers that are "in the know". He is often unprepared for the interview (Rittenhouse). As soon as the person being interviewed starts saying something interesting Nick will derail the conversation.

Watching him, even when he tries to take it seriously, is unbearable.

Recently, yes. Historically, I am not so sure...

As I said, it could be rose-coloured glasses, but I used to enjoy him bringing interesting people on the show and not asking the stereotypical questions.

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick has never been a good interviewer. Seriously.

He's a better interviewer than he was lawyer though.

 

[Sewer Rat]

lmao, Ralph just confirmed that despite Rekieta denying it on twitter and saying he has not decided anything yet, that there is a show with Dick Masterson, Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekieta confirmed for next saturday.
jesus christ Nick, this guy fucking trashed your wife and kids, how low can you get?

 

[feral cat #6385]

He's a better interviewer than he was lawyer though.

But he is a better lawyer than father and husband.

 

[AnOminous]

Monty should be awarded Nick's personal balldo, the One Balldo. May he cast it into and purify it in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, that its gay power be broken.

If I took the Balldo off, would you die?

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Praying Nick taunts this guy into suing him like he did Monty. Romeo seems to be certified pedo but more lawsuit is always better.

That would be an actual lolsuit where he'd look good. Unlike with Monty, he's done literally nothing wrong. Also the guy is actually provably a pedophile. His own lawyer said so in his last lolsuit (or the last one I know of since he might have filed more).

He is often unprepared for the interview (Rittenhouse).

I know we're always picking exact moments when Nick jumped the shark, but asking Rittenhouse that autistic balls or no balls shit is a pretty top contender. Also being too stupid to understand why Rittenhouse might not be eager to say too much about pending litigation, and his complete insensitivity to the position he was in.

To be so willing to platform and speak with the retard who said such awful things about both your wife and children proves that you are not a man.

His drug-addled alcohol-pickled brain probably doesn't even remember how many times Ralph called his wife a cocksucking whore who has soul trains run on her and insulted his kids. On the other hand, he hates his kids too, the scumbag.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I, myself, have a policy of not paying cows. Bot worth the squeeze when then typically milk themselves.

Agreed. They aren't getting any money from me.

That said, superchats will happen, and I would prefer superchats that aren't just paypigs stroking the ego of their hero and wanting recognition, or petty name-calling from detractors. Here's hoping that those who decide to superchat with mischievous intent (or otherwise) try to make it count.

Null handled himself quite well on the Killstream just now (even sharing a few laughs with Ralph). Curious to see what the rumored Saturday stream with Nick brings.

(edit:spelling)

 

[Potatoherder]

Once Ralph gets monetized on rumble it'll be interesting to see if he can leapfrog Nick. Ralph is fun to watch on his own which is something Nick lacks. I will note he seems to be shawdowbanned from the livestream charts at the moment. He should be 3rd/4th and at one point got to 2nd in terms of viewers. That makes me wonder what other streams are shadowbanned on rumble.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think he got a big head after his Donga interview.

This.

In all honesty, I still think Nick's Donga interview was actually really good. So I can't agree he's never done a good interview.

But Donga was way the hell back at the very beginning of 2019. Before Vic. Before Nick started to became uber-famous and really rake in the money. I think he put a LOT more effort back then.

Contrast this with the Kyle Rittenhouse interview, and it's like night and day. That Rittenhouse interview was positively disgraceful.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Once Ralph gets monetized on rumble it'll be interesting to see if he can leapfrog Nick. Ralph is fun to watch on his own which is something Nick lacks. I will note he seems to be shawdowbanned from the livestream charts at the moment. He should be 3rd/4th and at one point got to 2nd in terms of viewers. That makes me wonder what other streams are shadowbanned on rumble.

This comes from Nick, but it seems that Rumble manually picks the streams that go on to the front page. He complained about not being up there when he has the most viewers, and he speculated that Rumble manually features them.

Take it for what you will, but a site that has a multiplier of some sort on views would also not be above manual manipulation.


Friday LOCALS log because Nick did a film watch on Sunday night.Gonna see how far I get before I pass out...

The first ray of sunshine in chat:

--Still-Life--​

Race to my disgusting AIDS infected faggot Penis (TM)

Nick chimes in on his guest's breasts:

MykLikesTacos​

Xia got that chest ornamentation. Niice

Southanarchist​

I liked her little titties more

MykLikesTacos​

i liked them both. maybe half n half would have been better

RekietaLaw​

I would imagine the augment is more profitable.

Nick is too busy to be in LOCALS:

RekietaLaw​

Ugh, I need to find time to chill in chat again

Nick creeps on Susanna:

Spoiler: NSFW recycled lewd

RekietaLaw​

Noticing @Sally78's hairy legs missing

icancook​	nick. sally does not have hairy legs
RekietaLaw​	Prove it

icancook​

she has long legs like me

RekietaLaw​

Fake news

robertford9999​

.

Why does he have lewds of chat people saved? You know why...

RekietaLaw​

AI

Table_Leg_4​

Rekeita the Ass Inspector

Chat does Nick's research and leeches off Potentially Criminal

Spoiler: Lazy

Brimstoneddd​

You should see what Sean just posted on locals... The Democrats have a death wish b and want to try to use qualified immunity for gun control

RekietaLaw​

This would be amazing. Actually writing that scheme could defeat the immunity

RekietaLaw​

Basically makes it so govt agents can use their discretion to infringe on your rights and be immune from suit

 

[Potatoherder]

This comes from Nick, but it seems that Rumble manually picks the streams that go on to the front page. He complained about not being up there when he has the most viewers, and he speculated that Rumble manually features them.

This is https://rumble.com/browse/live which as far as i knew was only based on view count. He currently has 3.5k and should be here. Considering how jank the backend is i wouldn't put it past them to manually populate it.

https://archive.fo/lSU9w

 

[Captain Manning]

This comes from Nick, but it seems that Rumble manually picks the streams that go on to the front page.

That's interesting, if true.

I wonder if there's an inference that can be drawn here in terms of Nick's contract renewal prospects.