Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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3. If you indeed FOIA'd the Spectre FOIA, and are convinced that you have now doxed me (or anybody on KF, for that matter), would that not be a tacit admission that the initial FOIA is legit, and that you sought out a guy who is Stolen Valor to write your legal briefs? I mean, that seems almost self-deprecating. Spectre is going with the cope that everything in his thread is wrong and he's totally a Marine officer.

Or everything he says is true and the government had to create a false document to cover up all the secret operations he led globally essential to national security. And I think it's pretty well clear that exotic battlefields are the best place to learn the law.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I doubt it's anything that elaborate. It's probably closer to what other people are saying here about Ralph being seen as a kindred spirit of sorts.

I'm just thinking aloud what ramifications there could be for Rekieta now that Ralph has been tossed from AF. Including Ralph maybe begging Rekieta to get him a Rumble deal. Ralph needs the Killstream like most organisms need oxygen.

It might not be that complicated, but there are three possibilities I'm taking into account:

- Balldo wants to make Gunt dig his own grave as a final means of revenge.
- Balldo is seething so hard over Pippa he's willing to suck the Gunt grease.
- Balldo is just retarded.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It might not be that complicated, but there are three possibilities I'm taking into account:

- Balldo wants to make Gunt dig his own grave as a final means of revenge.
- Balldo is seething so hard over Pippa he's willing to suck the Gunt grease.
- Balldo is just retarded.

I think Nick just wants to get rid of an alog. If he can play nice and placate the beast, he does not have to deal with its ravages.

People dragging Nick have some real ammunition now, and Ralph has associated with Nick long enough to know some sore points.

Nick's reputation cannot take much more tanking with his contract deal up for renewal.

Remind me when it expires again? December?

Expect a 'new channel direction that was totally Nick's idea that gives him more freedom to do what his audience wants and make more content' that he will never get to.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

"How do you define sex?"

Would penetration or being penatrated by a balldo be considered sex?

Pretty sure it falls somewhere around soddomy.

Expect a 'new channel direction that was totally Nick's idea that gives him more freedom to do what his audience wants and make more content' that he will never get to.

His content of late has already been shifting away from utter debauchery. Too bad the brain cells are still burnt out from the shrooms. The last interview show I tuned into had all the potential to be a decent show, but Nick added basically nothing to it. It felt... competent? But that was it. Whatever pizazz that Balldo used to have that let me enjoy his content in a normal manner is gone now.

At least I have slapfights with AF catboys to look forward to.

 

[Mister Dongs]

Remember that Rekieta has been awfully friendly towards Ralph lately, this is the man that insulted his wife, kids and friends saying the most horrible things about them, but now Rekieta is once again guntguarding heavily even when his fans dislike it.
Could it be that Nick is seeing himself in Ralph more and more?

I don't think so. I suspect it's more Rekieta, Masterson, Van Sciver and Ralph (especially Ralph) all see that they're on the backslide from their 2015-2017 days and are banding together to try and turn back the sands time to when things were better. Before fame and fortune elevated the worst of themselves for all to see. So far it's not going very well. The fact they think the Gunt can recover at this point just underscores how irrational and holisitc the thinking behind it all is.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

His content of late has already been shifting away from utter debauchery.

No, it has not. If anything he did a 2nd u-turn after everyone said "See, we were right. Right, nick?"

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Fuentes also just threw Ralph off of Cozy.TV. That's kinda got my noggin' joggin' as to whether Rekieta would try to get Ralph on Rumble.

Ralph already restreamed to Rumble. Depending on the day, he got anywhere between say, 15 and 150 viewers, but the chat tended to be dominated by alogs.

He also restreamed to Kick, but he kept eating suspensions, and he started restreaming to DLive again, but I think he stopped since literally no-one was watching and the chat was also dominated by alogs.

Ralph is going to have to move his home base to Rumble. But I think they have enough sense to not give him a contract.

Meanwhile, Ralph is now begging to go on Rekieta's show. He's trying to invite himself onto Tuesday's show.


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It wouldn't surprise me to see Ralph become a regular on the Friday night "funstreams". His status as a degenerate would suit him well there, and on half the streams Masterson is on and would be able to wrangle him if needed.

Balldo is seething so hard over Pippa he's willing to suck the Gunt grease.

Ralph is shameless enough to pretend not to have said all the things he said about Rekieta. He's also shameless enough to pretend that Nick isn't washed.

 

[Lone Outsider]

Undoubtedly. Rackets has almost undeniably rekindled this friendship because of the ongoing downward spiral. He was there for Ralph's drug abuse, loss of platonic and romantic relationships, increase in sexual deviancy, decrease in finances, YouTube deplatforming, rise of a-logs, etc. He was rather sympathetic to Ralph the entire time.

Now, Rackets is experiencing the same thing. He likely sees Ralph as a kindred spirit now that those same dang dirty a-logs have targeted him, too.

Learning lessons from the mistakes of others would be a beta move.

I don't think Nick could ever learn from his mistakes. Also, any sane person would not give Ralph a lifeline, especially after seeing Ralph bite the hand that feeds him and even more so after his was one of the many hands that got bitten. if Nick really does help Ralph then he's just reached another level of stupid. I cannot wait for the day that Ralph turns on him again and his life gets worse over his retarded stubbornness and gullibility.

I just hope Nick's Children get the fuck out of the house ASAP because that man becoming more and more a danger to his own family.

 

[Bepis]

It wouldn't surprise me to see Ralph become a regular on the Friday night "funstreams". His status as a degenerate would suit him well there, and on half the streams Masterson is on and would be able to wrangle him if needed.

I would put down good money to see a drunk, pilled out, irate Ralph start hollerin' on a Friday panel.

 

[Lone Outsider]

I don't think so. I suspect it's more Rekieta, Masterson, Van Sciver and Ralph (especially Ralph) all see that they're on the backslide from their 2015-2017 days and are banding together to try and turn back the sands time to when things were better. Before fame and fortune elevated the worst of themselves for all to see. So far it's not going very well. The fact they think the Gunt can recover at this point just underscores how irrational and holisitc the thinking behind it all is.

They are all the powder keg and Gunt is the fire that will light the fuse.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Your mastery of the lore around these guys is a never ending source of wonder to me. Do you keep it all in your head, or do you have a huge database that you can look it all up in?

I can barely remember something I read yesterday, yet you seem to have the most obscure facts about these jokers at your fingertips.

If Nick ever turns around and slaughters his locals fans or his family in a fit of Balldo-induced mania, you'll be perfectly placed to crank out the first best seller on the guy.

Just remember things. Was used as a memory bank for conversations, (mis)placed belongings, etc. since high school. Can't control what sticks and what doesn't though (involuntary).

Likely I remember this because it falls within an area of study of mine, namely degeneracy.

 

[Maude Snew]

Friendship ended with Fuentes now Rekieta is my e-daddy (again).

Should do an interview show about the breakup, got the perfect title already. Nick and Pig shit on a Spic. Free of charge.

 

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It wouldn't surprise me to see Ralph become a regular on the Friday night "funstreams". His status as a degenerate would suit him well there, and on half the streams Masterson is on and would be able to wrangle him if needed.

>shirtless Gunt hollerin' about sex every Friday

Perfect way for Nick to stop people from clipping his show without a single DMCA

 

[Captain Manning]

I would put down good money to see a drunk, pilled out, irate Ralph start hollerin' on a Friday panel.

Literally, or just figuratively?

See, here's the thing: I think having Ralph on might actually grant Rekieta an uptick in views from all people who hatewatch Ralph. I mean, look at the Gunt subforum and chat. It's a phenomenon. Ralph depends on the Killstream, but so do a lot of alogs/critics/Farmers.

But, since chat donations are a thing, I am unconvinced if that would pay the bills in the same way a show with any number of other guests Rekieta could have on would.

 

[Sewer Rat]

if Nick has Ralph on his show he will be the biggest fucking cuck on the internet, following guys like Idubbz, imagine giving an outlet to the man that insulted your wife in the nastiest ways possible, but then again, Nick has admitted multiple times that whatever people tell him NOT to do, he will actively do just to be a contrarian, so go ahead nick, please NEVER HAVE RALPH on your show again.

 

[AnOminous]

- Balldo is just retarded.

This is the one. He is Balldo, mega-retard.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Romaine was in a newspaper in the UK. Unless he's pictured with his wife to advertise for the resort, I doubt that Hedonsim II staff is strictly "look but don't touch" in practice.

Here is a review that that thanks staff by the names of Ricardo and Romaine for a lapdance.

This is an excellent find and I'm now pretty much convinced to see things the way you detailed them in your writeup. Nice work.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Praying Nick taunts this guy into suing him like he did Monty. Romeo seems to be certified pedo but more lawsuit is always better.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The Sonichu Demon is gonna jump hosts, again, if Ralph goes on Rekieta’s show.

 

[Hraf]

Monty wins on per se defamation, and is awarded damages in the amount of $1. Each side bears their own fees.

Monty should be awarded Nick's personal balldo, the One Balldo. May he cast it into and purify it in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, that its gay power be broken.