Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 98 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.5%

  • Total voters
    393
Drexel's girl "L" coined the name. Drexel has women he knows vouch for him/his crew so they seem less creepy and then they go in later to do the deed.

Your mastery of the lore around these guys is a never ending source of wonder to me. Do you keep it all in your head, or do you have a huge database that you can look it all up in?

I can barely remember something I read yesterday, yet you seem to have the most obscure facts about these jokers at your fingertips.

If Nick ever turns around and slaughters his locals fans or his family in a fit of Balldo-induced mania, you'll be perfectly placed to crank out the first best seller on the guy.
 
A little while later he had a case against them, and supposedly demolished their council in court. Total annihilation. Afterwards, he had to go to their office for paperwork, and he dropped a large turn in their washroom that 'tore it up. Absolutely demolished it' then left.
Really pwned that underpaid janitor.
 
Speaking of TiC, the thought occurred to me that when Nick was alleging that KF was fucking with him directly, he could have, with some justification, mentioned TiC.

I base that off the fact that TiC was on here posting screenshots of him trying to get Rekieta's GSG taken down. Or, at least it appeared that way. That is indeed not the Kiwi Way.™

Whereupon Null could have simply retorted that he banned TiC.

But I don't think Nick was talking about TiC. Or even thinking of TiC. He might not even know of TiC. Again, I think he's most mad at @Himedall All-seeing Waifu. Himedall is a gud boi/gurl who did nothing wrong though. Himedall is a good Kiwi.
I think his main gripes are with Cynthia, Elissa, me (and by extension, the thread here), and LOCALS staff.

Cynthia and Elissa started to publicise the coomer arc a lot and gave a bit of a face to the discontent that had been seething in the fanbase and DISCORD. Without a channel or figurehead to catalyse a resistance bloc, I think most people would have bled away naturally and quietly. Even his disgruntled fans from other Nose cases or mini-arcs had little to blame him for when court ruling went awry. Nick was mostly blameless and could say he had no effect on the case.

KiwiFarms and myself came later, widening the cracks that had appeared, and when the logging (and alogging) started, he really began to panic. He was losing control and people were having discussions and critiques outside his channel comments, DISCORD, and LOCALS.

He immediately clamped down on DISCORD with the guise of 'TOS violations' and had that locked down. Then he tried to engage LOCALS staff so that he could have people block Cynthia and other detractors without having to outright ban her. His mistake was not banning her sooner. He did not want to soil his new playground with the drama of a ban that transgressed his freeze peach image, so he hesitated. That hesitation proved too late...

When the logger went up, it just fed into the larger set of terminal neuroses that were already in play as people misunderstood the reason behind it and the effect it would have on their lives (i.e. nothing), so they hastened their own end.


I try to follow the Kiwi code.. I realise I am not a celebrity, and I do not want to be. People with notoriety get harassed, and I do not want that. I came in at the end of the cycle described above. I do what I want, and stop when I do not. People (e.g. Nick and LOCALS) need to worry more about themselves and less about what I might do.
Also, define “sex”. Previously, when a superchatter asked Nick about swinging he replied with phrasing that went something like, his wife had not taken another man’s penis into her vagina & he had not inserted his penis into another woman’s vagina. Such specificity seems almost designed to exclude every other possible sexual scenario.



Find a group of white cucks & bpd white hoes. Be a black man who talks about “glazing buns” & “getting toxic”.
Sounds very Bill Clinton of him.

When Nick played these word games in the 'on the wall' arc, then the 'like a bitch. I did not call you a bitch', he instantly put all his statements into question as to their true meaning.

Can anyone else think of times he played semantic games? Does anyone trust him after that? I do not.


EDIT: Just checked Panotptes. 63 chats in LOCALS over that last 9 hours. LOL!
 
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Speaking of TiC, the thought occurred to me that when Nick was alleging that KF was fucking with him directly, he could have, with some justification, mentioned TiC.

I base that off the fact that TiC was on here posting screenshots of him trying to get Rekieta's GSG taken down. Or, at least it appeared that way. That is indeed not the Kiwi Way.™

Whereupon Null could have simply retorted that he banned TiC.

But I don't think Nick was talking about TiC. Or even thinking of TiC. He might not even know of TiC. Again, I think he's most mad at @Himedall All-seeing Waifu. Himedall is a gud boi/gurl who did nothing wrong though. Himedall is a good Kiwi.
Heard you hadnt watched the video Jr. I told you it'd be a shame if someone foia'd your foia. Are you winning Hokanson?
 
How do you get to be the 'head' of such a group? Is it an elected position? Does one just assume the role through the doctrine of Divine Right of Kangs?

If you actually care, and not saying that he is full of shit, he prob was, its just not as glamorous as Drex makes it. You book the site, collect the money, enforce whatever rules you set. Might even skim a bit of the top for your troubles

Its much less leader, and much more promoter / lead organizer sort of gig. You get the job by selling an events that end up breaking even. Or even if it doesn't break even really, but you're just burning your own money at this point.
 
Heard you hadnt watched the video Jr. I told you it'd be a shame if someone foia'd your foia. Are you winning Hokanson?
Archive your shit sand nigger

Look I don't know the deep lore on your feud or whatever but holding on years after the fact screams that you're more pathetic than Manning.
 
I think his main gripes are with Cynthia, Elissa, me (and by extension, the thread here), and LOCALS staff.
No doubt, but I'm predominately talking about who he was referring to when he was talking about KiwiFarms specifically. I think it's you simply because you inadvertently (and almost singularly) stopped a lot of degeneracy going on his LOCALS by triggering a sense of shame in people.

Sounds very Bill Clinton of him.
I was about to say the same thing. Didn't Clinton get in trouble for the Arkansas bar for giving answers like these?

Not saying that's gonna happen here, because he's not answering anything under oath, but still...

Heard you hadnt watched the video Jr. I told you it'd be a shame if someone foia'd your foia. Are you winning Hokanson?
Ummm, I have questions:

1. How is this related to the thread?
2. How is it relevant to anything I said in the post you are quoting?
3. If you indeed FOIA'd the Spectre FOIA, and are convinced that you have now doxed me (or anybody on KF, for that matter), would that not be a tacit admission that the initial FOIA is legit, and that you sought out a guy who is Stolen Valor to write your legal briefs? I mean, that seems almost self-deprecating. Spectre is going with the cope that everything in his thread is wrong and he's totally a Marine officer.
4. Despite you still being assmad at me two years on for assisting in the creation of that thread (and later being designated OP), I elect to take the high road and still wish you the best of luck in your lawsuit with Preston because I do not support his lawfare and vexatious litigation (okay, this technically isn't a question, but still).

Look I don't know the deep lore on your feud or whatever but holding on years after the fact screams that you're more pathetic than Manning.
Thank you. I think.
 
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No doubt, but I'm predominately talking about who he was referring to when he was talking about KiwiFarms specifically. I think it's you simply because you inadvertently (and almost singularly) stopped a lot of degeneracy going on his LOCALS by triggering a sense of shame in people.
Ah... I think that I can agree with this point.

It has always amazed me (and many other newcomers to this thread) that Nose was taken down in so many people's estimation by a series of singular and small things: 1 balldo, 1 bottle in the arse, 1 vacation 'tripod' story, and a tiny bit of code written by 1 tiny womxn.

*insert obligatory tiny dick joke into balldo/arse here*

Matsuri should be interesting, and I am waiting for that to fuel the next interesting thing to happen.
 
Sounds like pornbrained fantasy as Drexel is a coping nigger with zero game; calling his "group" the SuperSmashBros tells me that were they to exist, they would neither shower nor get any pussy.

At least he got the grooming part of the Smash bros community right, so that's something.
Did Drex really name it SuperSmashBros? That's such a silly name. We all know what it means. All the dudes in that group are there to smash their bros, which is right up Nick's alley-hole.
 
So the Ethan Ralph sektur is blowing up right now with news that there is a possible breakup in progress between Ralph and the other Nick (Fuentes). How is that relevant here? Well, given that Ralph made up with Rekieta prior to this, there's already jokes in KF chat that Ralph will be looking to attend Hedonism II with Rekieta.

May God have mercy on our souls if we have to gaze upon pics of Ralph's ass in the Jamaican sun as we did Rekieta's.
 
So the Ethan Ralph sektur is blowing up right now with news that there is a possible breakup in progress between Ralph and the other Nick (Fuentes). How is that relevant here? Well, given that Ralph made up with Rekieta prior to this, there's already jokes in KF chat that Ralph will be looking to attend Hedonism II with Rekieta.

May God have mercy on our souls if we have to gaze upon pics of Ralph's ass in the Jamaican sun as we did Rekieta's.
Remember that Rekieta has been awfully friendly towards Ralph lately, this is the man that insulted his wife, kids and friends saying the most horrible things about them, but now Rekieta is once again guntguarding heavily even when his fans dislike it.
Could it be that Nick is seeing himself in Ralph more and more?
 
Remember that Rekieta has been awfully friendly towards Ralph lately, this is the man that insulted his wife, kids and friends saying the most horrible things about them, but now Rekieta is once again guntguarding heavily even when his fans dislike it.
Could it be that Nick is seeing himself in Ralph more and more?

Undoubtedly. Rackets has almost undeniably rekindled this friendship because of the ongoing downward spiral. He was there for Ralph's drug abuse, loss of platonic and romantic relationships, increase in sexual deviancy, decrease in finances, YouTube deplatforming, rise of a-logs, etc. He was rather sympathetic to Ralph the entire time.

Now, Rackets is experiencing the same thing. He likely sees Ralph as a kindred spirit now that those same dang dirty a-logs have targeted him, too.

Learning lessons from the mistakes of others would be a beta move.
 
So the Ethan Ralph sektur is blowing up right now with news that there is a possible breakup in progress between Ralph and the other Nick (Fuentes). How is that relevant here? Well, given that Ralph made up with Rekieta prior to this, there's already jokes in KF chat that Ralph will be looking to attend Hedonism II with Rekieta.

May God have mercy on our souls if we have to gaze upon pics of Ralph's ass in the Jamaican sun as we did Rekieta's.
Rekieta's already a-hawgin America First, maybe slightly at Ralph too:
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"How do you define sex?"

Would penetration or being penatrated by a balldo be considered sex?
"I did not have sexual relations with that ripped, toned, well hung Negro gentleman."
It has always amazed me (and many other newcomers to this thread) that Nose was taken down in so many people's estimation by a series of singular and small things: 1 balldo, 1 bottle in the arse, 1 vacation 'tripod' story, and a tiny bit of code written by 1 tiny womxn.
It wasn't even these things that took him down. It was his autistic overreaction to being subject to any criticism whatsoever. Up until then, other than a couple people who were considered A-Logs (and one of whom actually seriously was one), Nick got virtually no substantive criticism. I had a couple quibbles with his legal analysis, which he actually reacted to sanely, but otherwise was generally a Noseguard.

Reminds me of a couple other people in Nick's circles, who he should have learned from, but I guess learning things is for retards.
 
Fuentes also just threw Ralph off of Cozy.TV. That's kinda got my noggin' joggin' as to whether Rekieta would try to get Ralph on Rumble.
You think Balldo is playing the long game and trying to get Ralph to burn the last few bridges before dumping him? Those kind of mind games are very woman like, which would be consistent with him.
 
It wasn't even these things that took him down. It was his autistic overreaction to being subject to any criticism whatsoever. Up until then, other than a couple people who were considered A-Logs (and one of whom actually seriously was one), Nick got virtually no substantive criticism. I had a couple quibbles with his legal analysis, which he actually reacted to sanely, but otherwise was generally a Noseguard.
The critiques he took exception to seemed like very strange hills upon which to die...

As far as I can recall, it was largely, 'The sex talk is a bit much. Don't care what you do, hut we don't want to hear about the gory details'. Also, maybe porn shouldn't be posted non-stop in LOCALS. The response,'l 'FUCK YOU! I'LL TALK ABOUT SWX ALL DAY! I LOVE NEAR NUDES BEING POSTED' seemed oddly out of proportion.

Perhaps it is more correct to say that what i listed 'precipitated' the fall. I think the core issue many came to the conclusion that this was the cracking of a façade, and THAT perceived hypocrisy was what truly sent his support off a cliff among the old guard.

Reminds me of a couple other people in Nick's circles, who he should have learned from, but I guess learning things is for retards.
I imagine Dax is one and Ralp for another.

He idolises Dax, gushing how most peoplease do not understand his comedic genius. I also suspect he regrets missing out on drugs and wild living in his late teens and into his 20's. Dax puts up a good showing, but his star has fallen significantly if you look at his Patreon and his audience numbers.

Nick does nor see that (like another lolcow, DSP) Dax has fallen into comfortable mediocrity. They can rest on withered laurels and be comfortable enough to do whatever they want. I think Nick thought he had an unshakeable Swiss Guard that would support him unquestioningly.

He pities Ralph as rhe failed version of this, wallowing in dregs of fame, but he was smarter and could do better.
 
You think Balldo is playing the long game and trying to get Ralph to burn the last few bridges before dumping him?
I doubt it's anything that elaborate. It's probably closer to what other people are saying here about Ralph being seen as a kindred spirit of sorts.

I'm just thinking aloud what ramifications there could be for Rekieta now that Ralph has been tossed from AF. Including Ralph maybe begging Rekieta to get him a Rumble deal. Ralph needs the Killstream like most organisms need oxygen.
 
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