Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

It was a very strange discussion to listen to where two guys who were happy in their marriage were trying to talk down a dude that wants to be a cuck off the ledge. I don't get how Balldo can pump out so many kids and feel like he's unhappy in his marriage, you'd think there'd be some moment where he'd snap out of the homosexual haze he's in and just enjoy what he has.

Also, Tor is being extra crispy tonight, it's very enjoyable.

Or maybe not have five kids when he apparently hates them. What a weird freak.

 

[Captain Manning]

Oh snap, I blanked out on the fact that Rekieta has previously intimated this was all Jim’s fault. God he’s a fucking piece of shit.

Yeah, that's the elephant in the room. Nick claims his comments about Monty are based on "well-documented history," but nobody can figure out what the hell he's talking about. Nick would be just the type of guy to throw Jim to the wolves by claiming Jim said Monty raped 80 billion children or something. Even if Jim said no such thing.

Jim is dying. I'm gonna go out on a limb here are suggest Jim might care about Jade's future more than Nick cares about Kayla or his kids. I don't think he'd be looking to saddle his wife with legal debt after he's gone.

Reasonable people can disagree, but I'm gonna cut cancer man some slack on this one.

It's worth noting Sean is also staying completely out of this, and he has an equally valid reason.

He actually fucking said this? He is legitimately a homosexual with a prolapsed anus, nobody sane would choose a Mustang over a Vette. What the fuck? How did I ever take this faggot seriously?

A Mustang is a muscle car. A Corvette is a pure sports car. Two different things. Ford hasn't had an equivalent to the Vette since they discontinued the GT. Chrysler hasn't had a equivalent since they discontinued the Viper.

If you have a choice, you go for the Vette. It's a no brainer.

 

[AnOminous]

A Mustang is a muscle car. A Corvette is a pure sports car. Two different things. Ford hasn't had an equivalent to the Vette since they discontinued the GT. Chrysler hasn't had a equivalent since they discontinued the Viper.

If you have a choice, you go for the Vette. It's a no brainer.

A Mustang is a faggot car, for men into other men's muscles. That's all that needs to be said. A Mustang buyer is pretty much automatically gay, just like Patrick S. Tomlinson.

 

[Captain Manning]

I have been debugging stuff and noticed Rumble has finally fixed their views. These seem way closer to reality than the 150k he was getting.
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Ha! I knew it!

That implies they were applying at least a 3x multiplier. And that assumes they still aren't applying a multiplier. Which they may very well be, just not as ridiculous of one.

 

[AltisticRight]

A Mustang is a faggot car, for men into other men's muscles. That's all that needs to be said. A Mustang buyer is pretty much automatically gay, just like Patrick S. Tomlinson.

And Nicholas J. Fuentes.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

The casino would be better if they stopped making the most boring, little homosexual the headliner of their shows. Nick Fuentes is a boring spic who never does anything funny and any time they talk about him it just drags on and on.

Most of the Fuentes segment is the superchats making fun of him and his reaction to it. Plus its some new thing every time. Rekieta just repeats the same thing 10-15 times.

Every time Rekieta comes up in KC, you can feel that the energy has been dragged down because he's so pathetic and boring compared to other cows they make fun of.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He actually fucking said this? He is legitimately a homosexual with a prolapsed anus, nobody sane would choose a Mustang over a Vette. What the fuck? How did I ever take this faggot seriously?

Forgive what would appear to be nose guarding, but the vette is horrendously ugly. The looks (and motor) are the main reason to get a mustang over a better handling camaro. Still though, the new fiero-vette is the one you pick if you can stomach the looks.

I'd do terrible things for that 5.5 to find its way into my garage.

A Mustang is a muscle car. A Corvette is a pure sports car.

Let's get this straight, once and for all. The mustang is not, and has never been a muscle car. It's a pony car. Like the Camaro and the Firebird / Firebird-Trans-Am.

A vette is not a "pure" sports car; it's not even a sports car. A sports car is a Miata. A front engined, rear wheel drive two seater convertible. Usually british.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

I can't stand Rekieta's disingenuousness when it comes to his sexual escapades and all the stories he talks about. He's incapable of just admitting that he thinks it's arousing or sexy or whatever.
Was this always the case?
It feels more like he HAS to talk about sex under the guise of it being hilarious to him, because if he ever admits that it's because it's arousing then that's somehow a Kiwi Farms W.

 

[Captain Manning]

A vette is not a "pure" sports car; it's not even a sports car. A sports car is a Miata. A front engined, rear wheel drive two seater convertible. Usually british.

Yeah, in the 1960s. I dunno really anybody who insists upon a hard delinition between convertible sports cars and hard roofed grand tourers anymore. Sports car is a far more generalized term these days. GM even calls the Corvette a sports car.

Rather than get into a pendantic discussion over this, and derail the thread, the point is that the Vette is in an entirely different class than the Mustang. Though every era the two nameplates have existed. Even if we adopt your definitions.

I dunno who the hell told Nick to buy the Mustang over the Corvette. The top of the line C8 is more expensive, but Nick has shown he not shy about spending obscene amounts of money on crap.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Yeah, in the 1960s. I dunno really anybody who insists upon a hard delinition between convertible sports cars and hard roofed grand tourers anymore. Sports car is a far more generalized term these days. GM even calls the Corvette a sports car.

Same thing w/ genders. GM is also a retarded company; wtf listens to anything they say? They made a new Fiero and called it a Corvette for fucks sake.

I dunno who the hell told Nick to buy the Mustang over the Corvette.

Assuming this actually happened. He has waxed poetic about challengers in the past. I'm more of the mind that it fits his vision of "cool". The underwear parties, the whiskey, the mustang.

The real question is why didn't he get a challenger? It's the nigger car. Granted, you rarely see a nog in a hell-cat but still.

 

[Captain Manning]

They made a new Fiero and called it a Corvette for fucks sake.

I dunno if you know, but they were actually planning on making the Corvette MR as early as 1959. They just didn't get off their ass and make it reality until the C8.

Drivetrain changes within a model name aren't all that uncommon, either. A lot of old FR models transitioning to FF afterall.

Assuming this actually happened. He has waxed poetic about challengers in the past. I'm more of the mind that it fits his vision of "cool". The underwear parties, the whiskey, the mustang.

The real question is why didn't he get a challenger?

I got a better question:

Why didn't he emulate his hero and buy a 1970 Pontiac Firebird?

See, if he did that, but then actually went through with deflowering the high school girl, he would rule the universe now. We'd all be felted!

Or so I've been told.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I dunno if you know, but they were actually planning on making the Corvette MR as early as 1959. They just didn't get off their ass and make it reality until the C8.

I do. But the Fiero was actually a thing; plus it annoys vette boomers to call it a Fiero. Leaf spring having pos car.

A lot of old FR models transitioning to FF afterall.

Just as heretical.

Why didn't he emulate his hero and buy a 1970 Pontiac Firebird?

Let's just be glad he didn't for the sake of the Firebird. Now that I think of it; the vette is a boomer car. That might be reason enough. The mustang is seen as the younger / idiot guy car. The only time I've had someone try to fight me after a race was some guy in a mustang.


Slightly less deraily: He has gone on about how he grew up poor, was poor in school, raised a family on a low paying job. But, whenever topics of price, modernity, or whatever in the similar vein, he has no idea about reality. When people were suggesting cars to him, he said a 2018 was too old because it didn't have bluetooth or something similar. When he told the ginger haircut story, he said he was broke but was going to pay her 100 dollars for a haircut, he thinks "only poor people phones don't work when they're wet".

Sure, some of these things could pass for jokes I suppose; but they're so consistent and pile up. Has anyone asked him how much a banana costs?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Nick isn't a car guy, says hes going to tune up his carburetor

Did he say this ironically or seriously? Didn’t he buy a 2022 Shelby Mustang?

Nick, I love you and I hope you make all the money in the world. But you should probably know that cars have been electronically fuel injected for the last 30-40 years. Not carburettors….

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can't stand Rekieta's disingenuousness when it comes to his sexual escapades and all the stories he talks about.

I don’t watch many of his clips because he’s such an insufferable faghot, but I’m glad I caught the ludicrous story where he totally underreacted to being kissed against his will by a “big girl” he found disgusting while out dancing with Kayla at Hedonism 2 while Kayla somehow “was asleep.”

The more he insisted he “cannot understand” cuckholds or watching men fuck your wife, the more obvious it was that he was performing for KF. Sure, buddy. You only talk about that shit constantly, including inserting references to black bulls, swinging, etc. out of left field into completely unrelated conversations.

I’d have more respect for him — meaning any at all — if he let his freak flag fly honestly. Instead he introduces all of this degeneracy into his streams and chat for well over a year but expects everyone to believe he’s a “monogamous” guy…who constantly follows literal whores on social media, has them on his show, encourages the sharing of lewds in his law show chat, openly macks on winemoms and dick-having catfish, and on and on and on.

Nick thinks he’s slick. He’s not. Nick is a greasy drunk creep who can’t keep his stories straight and missed his chance to pull up because he’s enslaved to a beverage, degeneracy, and internet attention. Many such cases!

 

[Swole McPole]

Let's be honest about what has changed between now and then. Rekieta is now being sued by someone Jim covered, someone who Nick was introduced to by being a guest on Jim's stream. This is something that Jim probably does not want to be spitefully dragged into by Rekieta, so he sweeps for him instead. I anticipated this, which is why I did not expect him to cover Rekieta and was not disappointed over that.

Let's face it, Jim's day is long past. Listening to a Jim stream today is like going to see the Stones, hoping for the 60's but what you actually get are a handful of old age pensioners mock-prancing around the stage, some ridiculous simulacrum of the band they used to be.

They should have retired a long time ago, but the craving for money/attention is just too damn great to give it up completely. And nostalgia's a powerful thing. People will always wanted to be reminded of the glory days. Some people are so retarded that they'll throw money in an attempt to relive them.

It's not for me. I remember that classic era. The memories are enough. Let the dead remain in their graves and the OAP's in their nursing homes. Attempting to re-animate them for money is undignified and in Jim's case, old Mr. Mekotur would have made fun of himself for doing this.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

Let's face it, Jim's day is long past. Listening to a Jim stream today is like going to see the Stones, hoping for the 60's but what you actually get are a handful of old age pensioners mock-prancing around the stage, some ridiculous simulacrum of the band they used to be.

They should have retired a long time ago, but the craving for money/attention is just too damn great to give it up completely. And nostalgia's a powerful thing. People will always wanted to be reminded of the glory days. Some people are so retarded that they'll throw money in an attempt to relive them.

It's not for me. I remember that classic era. The memories are enough. Let the dead remain in their graves and the OAP's in their nursing homes. Attempting to re-animate them for money is undignified and in Jim's case, old Mr. Mekotur would have made fun of himself for doing this.

made the mistake of watching the stream before this last one and now I'll always remember him as a weak coward who is afraid to face the Ralphamale and would rather spend an hour simping for a vtuber (fat woman) while being allegedly married. Shameful!

 

[Mister Dongs]

"annen i wusin college an this gurl was givin me a haircut... an an anen she cut off haff ma hair an an it was a bad haircut huhehhehehhuhuheheh and i was like oh shit and i was like omigod because i was like a cheerleader in college so i was hangin out withe cheerleaders cuzitwuz funny but nunuva cheerleaders were hot they were all like butter hahuhuahuhahha it was funny i totalyl wudnt have sex withum hauhahu so she was cutting my hair right? an the haircut was so bad and all of the sudden she started kissin my neck and she was like 'i like you' an iwas like omignod no way ur like 140 pounds but i didnt say that because she hada razor in her handand i was scared so i said no i dont like you that and then i got the haircut and left the room"

Rekieta's efforts to latch himself onto the guntube community don't seem to be going well

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I watched some of the Elissa clips videos of this stream and Rekieta is painfully unfunny and clearly out of his element with a nervous awkward energy after every attempt by Nick to land a joke. Also drunk. He's dealing with people who seem normal and are taken aback by Nick trying to be cool. Especially when Nick tries to impress people them by mentioning about he held underwear parties in college. Now going to watch the whole thing because these guys seem interesting and Nick is just retarded.

Who the hell would be impressed about underwear parties you had 20 years ago? If you weren't the only guy in a room full of hot chicks, then you're just a flaming faggot. You might as well be telling stories about that time you spent all night blowing dudes at the glory hole. What an absolute queer. No wonder Nick says he doesn't wear underwear, he only seems to wear underwear when he's doing fag shit. What a queer.

I can't stand Rekieta's disingenuousness when it comes to his sexual escapades and all the stories he talks about. He's incapable of just admitting that he thinks it's arousing or sexy or whatever.
Was this always the case?
It feels more like he HAS to talk about sex under the guise of it being hilarious to him, because if he ever admits that it's because it's arousing then that's somehow a Kiwi Farms W.

I don't get it either. He boasts about his trips to "underwear bars" where there are "glitter parties" but somehow won't just tell us straight up admit that he and his wife are exhibitionists who like exposing themselves to gay guys. Nick, we know you go to gay bars and Hedonism 2. Why hide it? If he just straight up said "yeah, I go to Gay 90s and Hedonism 2 because I like being naked around other people and being a cocktease to swingers," then we'd still rightfully call him a faggot, but he'd be a lot less of one since at least he'd be honest. And this thread would have a lot less speculation about the quantity and volume of semen Nick and Kayla suck from the cocks of black bulls.

 

[No Scope]

Rekieta would have had some credibility and taste if he actually bought a real classic muscle/sports car regardless whether it was a Mustang or Vette. My pick, if I was a spoiled trust fund kid and YouTuber, would be a 1970 or 1971 Plymouth Hemi Cuda.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

annen i wusin college an this gurl was givin me a haircut..

I watched the Elissa clip, but the premise of the college haircut story remains fuzzy.

So a woman he didn't find attractive invited him to her room for a free haircut.

And halfway through the haircut, she asked Nick out?

And since she wasn't one of the 3 attractive women on the whole college campus, Nick said no.

Then she finished the haircut?

Who the hell would be impressed about underwear parties you had 20 years ago?

It's somewhat subtle, but Nick pulled the arguably successful ruse of changing the focus from his Gays 90s underwear b-day last year to his "we had a no clothes room in college" story when Ivan & Matt started giving him some pushback about looking at women other than his wife.

He pulled this maneuver after his "I don't do that anymore, Gay 90s parties shut down" gambit didn't fly.

When the two started pushing back on WTF he was doing on his birthday last year, Nick was able to steer the conversation away from recent lore by blending it with similarly sophomoric behavior from decades ago that was "funny".

Edit: typo