Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[sum ting wong]

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Does anyone else get strong “swingers LARPing as normies” vibe from Nick’s parents? They seem to spend a lot of time in Jamaica too.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I read the OP since it sounded like something new happened from the reactions to the Jim stream, it's pretty funny that it says that Nick tries to act like a conservative but is assuredly a massive degenerate, as if it's not the biggest meme about conservatives in general.

 

[AltisticRight]

I mean his Hedonism 2 cope was that they went during the exhibitionism week, not the getting railed by black bulls week. Assuming he's telling the truth he clearly gets off on other men seeing his wife naked.

So he went to both.
Understood.


I wasn't joking when I said Drexel was tracking the age of teenagers by the microsecond.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Fuddbusters has made an appearance in the comment section for the "Underwear Parties" clip from @elb's channel:

@Potatohearder can correct me if I'm wrong, but he only just NOW noticed the massive drop in view counts. He bitched about not being on Rumble's main page (which I agree is probably manually updated) a long time ago. There was quite a span of time between that happening, and this drop.

At the time he raised a stink and got added back to the front page, if he's been taken off again it's a recent phenomenon (last couple weeks) which might be related to the end of his contract. Might be worth checking if he streams again in 2023.

EDIT: I say that because I was trying to go to his stream sometime recently and it wasn't there, but I didn't look into it any other nights. I think this might be it and Rumble is playing hardball:

A potential angle to justify his downward revision of his contract?

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

One thing at the start of the "underwear party" segment: for what I believe to be the first time, Rekieta admitted that the underwear party he went to for his birthday trip last year was a gay bar (Gay 90s in Minneapolis).

Last year, he drove to Minneapolis to go to Gay 90s two nights in a row, but now says they no longer do underwear parties, because otherwise he'd go again this year.

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From this clip:

I don't need Law and Lumber (or whoever that jury analyst guy was from the Depp trial) to analyze this body language. I am boderline autistic and it is so easy to tell how bad Matt wants this conversation to end. The downcast face looking down at the handgun, saying 'I am not paying attention to you'. Holding a handgun in the first place, as a subconscious threat to Rekieta to stop with weird sex talk (doesn't work on drunks). His eyes never looking at the screen always shifting to his left, basically trying to find an escape route out of the conversation. Slumped over half hiding behind his microphone. Angry expression. Listen to how mad he is when Nick asks him 'Have you ever been to an underwear party?' He practically yells 'No' then immediately goes back to his handgun. The man with a spinning rat manages to crack a smile out of Matt when he says 'Is that what old dudes do when they are bored of regular sex?' Basically laughing in Nick's face calling him old. As soon as Nick says 'No that is what I did in college,' you see Matt just die inside and go back to his handgun.
No joke if this is how Nick is all the time in real life with friends, no wonder he is always trying to go to bars, the only people that can stand him are drunks that can barely hear over loud music (probably helps that he buys their drinks as well).

 

[Swole McPole]

What the everloving fuck is this? Conservative sister wives do a fan dance in which they put clothes ON instead of taking them off? With maxi skirts and fair isle sweaters taking the place of g-strings and pasties?

"If you must go showing your whorish body off on the stage to other men, you'd better be covering up EVERY SINGLE INCH OF SKIN. "

Blows that wound cleanse away evil; strokes make clean the innermost parts. Proverbs 20:30

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What the everloving fuck is this?

A Bumfuck, Minnesota production of 9 to 5 starring Kayla Rekieta. Not kidding. The jokes write themselves.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Hold on, it might be good to talk about guns for once! It'll maybe stop him from ranting about Null and Kiwi Farms like a jilted ex.

Disagree. It's hilarious when he rants and raves about the farms. I wish he would do entire shows reading his thread screaming about each and every post, insulting every poster.

The casino would be better if they stopped making the most boring, little homosexual the headliner of their shows. Nick Fuentes is a boring spic who never does anything funny and any time they talk about him it just drags on and on.

I don't get why people find NIck Fuentes interesting but to each his own (cow).

who knows if CGoody sent them something incriminating/embarrassing himself.

1000% assuming he is not the catfish.

Right, and she's likely gonna keep doing it. I wish she'd just fuck off.

I don't think she's deserving of her own thread, and the focus should remain on Rekieta.

It would be interesting to get the doxx of the catfish to see how pathetic it is. I'm getting Secret Gamer Gurrl vibes.

I don’t even believe the hairdresser asked him out.

It might be more believable if the hairdresser was a guy.

It's horrifying to consider his trembling hands trying to take out contact lens at dawn after his nightly bender.

Nah. It's fine. It's not like he has knife hands or anything.

Does anyone else get strong “swingers LARPing as normies” vibe from Nick’s parents? They seem to spend a lot of time in Jamaica too.

Are you implying Nick has an Oedipus complex?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Are you implying Nick has an Oedipus complex?

In all cerealness, no. His mother is quite fat and Nick has a pathological hatred of fat women. Which suggests a much more interesting dynamic than a textbook Oedipus complex.

She also doesn’t like to wear very much in the way of clothes and seems to live in low-cut tank tops and shorts. Combine that with Nick saying he wishes his parents had opened up to him about the details of their sex life and I think this family is just fucked on a DNA helix level.

 

[feral cat #6385]

In all cerealness, no. His mother is quite fat and Nick has a pathological hatred of fat women. Which suggests a much more interesting dynamic than a textbook Oedipus complex.

Maybe she did some weird shit to him as a kid. Maybe she breast fed him into his teens.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Maybe she did some weird shit to him as a kid. Maybe she breast fed him into his teens.

Bold of you to assume she ever stopped.

For as much as Nick claims he was diagnosed as having Oppositional Defiance Disorder as a child — known in adults as sociopathy — he doesn’t seem to have rebelled against Bob and Celeste’s scantily clad permanent vacation “drinking is an entire personality” lifestyle. If my parents were on FB drinking from giant tubs of rum I’d die of shame.

 

[Neetorino]

Disagree. It's hilarious when he rants and raves about the farms. I wish he would do entire shows reading his thread screaming about each and every post, insulting every poster.

Oh yeah, if Nick actually pulled up his thread and started trying to refute shit I'd watch his show from start to finish again. Honestly, I'd just respect him a small amount for naming the users he hates so much, because at least then he'd be honest. Mostly I was taking a dig at Nick and Dax's seeming belief that they live rent free in Null's mind when it's clearly the other way around.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Rumble is playing hardball:

It's too bad Rackets is countering them with a fast and loose game of soft balldo.

 

[变性黑鬼]

When you're not looking she's making eyes at these people, grabbing their junks under the table and getting them worked up just like she was with Andy Warski at Knoxville and god knows what else. So they go to you out out of decency so there's no misunderstanding, or they just assume you're a cuck and this is your thing because you're right there. That's not the problem. The actual problem are the people who aren't bothering to run it by you, like Drexel.

I started avoiding the streams that had Drexel on them pretty quickly after he was introduced as a guest, but I remember him telling a story about how he will get calls from bored housewives asking him to call his "stable of bulls" to set up 7-bull-trains. If the husbands consented to this, he sure did not mention it.

You are absolutely correct in pointing out that Drexel is a problem. He openly brags about women cheating with him, to the point where he has a stable of other sex-addicted niggers on stand-by (steroids have likely broken Drexe's dick, so he needs backup). But somehow, Drexel and Balldo have an understanding that Balldo and his whore wife are off the table? No.

I love how Fuddbusters sits there, blank-faced, in stony silence as this gargantuan faggot goes on and on about whatever fag shit he's going on about.

He straight-up refuses to look at Balldo during the "underwear party" story lmao


Balldo sounds beyond sloshed here, and the other guys sound completely sober. There's no way these guys aren't actively regretting coming on this stream. God this is Pillstream level.

How do you even enjoy being this sloshed? You have nothing to show for it the next day, besides vague memories of embarrassing yourself, and a painful hangover. I think Balldo just wants to escape reality.

I am boderline autistic and it is so easy to tell how bad Matt wants this conversation to end.

The downcast face looking down at the handgun, saying 'I am not paying attention to you'. Holding a handgun in the first place, as a subconscious threat to Rekieta to stop with weird sex talk (doesn't work on drunks). His eyes never looking at the screen always shifting to his left, basically trying to find an escape route out of the conversation. Slumped over half hiding behind his microphone. Angry expression. Listen to how mad he is when Nick asks him 'Have you ever been to an underwear party?' He practically yells 'No' then immediately goes back to his handgun.

Nobody does body language analysis better than someone who had to learn to do it manually. I wonder how many people are even picking up on Fuddbusters' angry expression. Maybe he just has resting bitch face, but in combination with his other mannerisms he just comes across very pissed off.

For 2024 I predict a come-to-Jesus moment the same type that caused Ralph to drop a bunch of weight. He will remain an evasive faggot-in-denial, though.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

What if the character of Nose Goodman from the hit series Breaking Buck was actually a non-practicing lawyer from Minnesota who made internet content?

We got bottle licking.
We got lying.
We got Balldo.
this man needs an intervention.
We got Drrrrrexel
What whacky shenanigans will he and the gang get in this week?
someone please intervene.
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[John Andrews Stan]

I remember him telling a story about how he will get calls from bored housewives asking him to call his "stable of bulls" to set up 7-bull-trains.

I’m sorry but running a train with seven other guys is fucking gay.

 

[AnOminous]

I’m sorry but running a train with seven other guys is fucking gay.

It's only gay if balls Balldos touch.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Consider the following five photos from Mandy posted on Locals. These are among the most suggestive pictures that Mandy posted on Locals. All of them have the weird pixelated quality to them typical of Mandy's photos. Just an old phone right?

The picture labelled Image #5 of the stolen Reddit pictures MANdy stole from Reddit user "submissivelittletoy" was reposted in a late January Locals page named "HOT TUB STREAM". Image #5 is the one where the woman is wearing black socks and Rekieta responded with this:



Right after the repost in January, this low-quality GIF was posted by "Mandy". I guess the idea is that these were the underside of the black socks "she" was wearing in the photo....



It turns out this also comes up in reverse image searches.....

For instance, catboy thigh highs?



BALLDOBROS....... Your response?

 

[RotPockets]

So he went to both.
Understood.

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I wasn't joking when I said Drexel was tracking the age of teenagers by the microsecond.

He had to physically stop himself from “uoh-posting”

Meanwhile in Drexel’s Groomer Discord: