Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Retink Retunk]

He should probably wait a couple days before seething and malding about it instead of just seething and malding the moment he sees it.

That would go against his hedonistic ways of instant gratification.

 

[PhoBingas]

Any African American or better, exotic Jamaican farmer would be up to task to test out this null hypothesis?

That's gonna be a fuck no from me. I doubt Trolli would fuck Rackets' slampig either.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He is moving the stream starts later and later; but he's still late.
I understand when some people routinely show up a bit late for work; but the good ones either work through lunch or stay late too. What kind of effort does he do to make up for his lateness? Nothing.

Oh, wait, I'm sorry, he spends at least 60 hours a week working on social media. I've yet to see any social media content by I digress.

 

[AltisticRight]

That's gonna be a fuck no from me. I doubt Trolli would fuck Rackets' slampig either.

@WhimsicalTrolli If I say I like your parodies, are you willing to take one for the team?

 

[Not Who You Think]

He completely obliterates his own points by proselytizing here to others that they should simply "loosen the fuck up". So he's not throwing out objective morality at all, he just wants others to ignore their own conscience and follow him down a garden path. He's done so by demonizing views that fall stricter than his own. Apparently he's so massively butt hurt (Those monsters!) that any spotlight that leads to an explicit critique of him has to be considered a threat. He's that weak-minded that he can't cope with external analysis. And he's supposed to be the role model??

Agreed, Nick is that weak-minded and weak-willed. So much so that it was social pressure that kept him in check, which at this point would only drive him back into repression of his hedonistic tendencies. In the meantime Nick's practice is to hold his position until his opposition capitulates due to exhaustion or some other hollow "victory".

Minor nitpick: Nick is throwing out objective morality (which Nick thinks is useless) so he can prescribe his own subjective morality (which Nick thinks is useful). Subjective morality doesn't have to respect the conscience of another person. All it has to do is satisfy the needs of the person wielding it, and since there is no moral accountability beyond one's self, it is inherently self-serving. If (dis)respecting certain people doesn't fall within one's subjective morality, there is no problem. If one isn't bothered by (in)consistency, there is no problem. People who subscribe to this ideology consistently place their beliefs over anyone else's in a conflict. Like Nick, who places his free speech over other's.

Strictly speaking, people with this mindset don't need to be objectively moral and bother with accountability. They just need to be objectively strong enough to get their own way and gain followers where they can.

 

[Captain Manning]

Also spectre had been bragging about getting close to sean near the end of 2022. I assume spectre saw nick sperging out on his fans on discord, saw the writing on the wall and tried to jump ship to sean but sean slapped that shit down and spectre slinked back to nick's discord.

Uh oh! Sean is not only getting another shower call, but now he's also getting reported to General Mattis!

Somehow I'm sure Sean will be fine though.

How the fuck does someone get gaslit into blackmailing someone else?

I think "she's" trying to twist people here saying that it would be funny if "she" were to release Nick's dick pic (assuming "she" got one), and any conversations they had, into a request for "her" to somehow blackmail Rekieta.

Nobody suggested blackmail though. They just said it would be funny if "she" spilled her guts now that she's been exposed as a catfish.

It would appear though she's gonna continue with the deranged BS that KF is stalking her and that "she's" a victim. And it wouldn't surprise me if Nick and his Locals are dumb enough to believe it.

 

[Anticipointment]

She also claims to have gotten "police involved" against Kiwi Farms!

Assuming that this unlikely claim is true, what could possibly reported to the police?

MANdy: Help! Police! Forum anons on the Internet are laughing about my catfish photos!
Police: Lol, calm down, sir. That is not a crime.

Also, CGoody saying good, hopefully something can be done. He can’t really be that retarded, can he? “She” must really have some dirt on him if he is still playing along with this farce.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He usually averages 60 hours work per week. He used to use SM to relax, but it is now part of work. This is NOT a complaint, he says.

This privileged nigger doesn't know what work is.

. He also tangents off into horror stories about stolen channels and him being afraid of that happening to him. It would be irrecoverable.

Coming Soon. Lawsplaining with Girl.

Here's to hoping he hired Screenwave and one day we can have a Bimmy & Balldoman crossover.

Nick and Justin would work really well together.

emergency trips to the cities"?

Sexual Emergency Trips.

I thought he had ryan the editor do it for him?

Ryan has been relegated to jannie in Elissa's comments.

All Nick's former Lawtube compatriots like Vices, Aussie, Kurt, Joe, even Sean have tried to varying degrees to pick up the trialstreaming torch. And for the most part, no one gives a shit.

That's a joke, right? Jew, Kurt and aussie are awful and shouldn't be streaming. Vices did decently with the Schabusiness trial but his forte is boat law and he is on the other side of the world. The only real lawyers in Youtube are Emily D. Baker and the gay wood guy. Emily is super successful and the gay wood guy had his niche.

It would appear though she's gonna continue with the deranged BS that KF is stalking her and that "she's" a victim. And it wouldn't surprise me if Nick and his Locals are dumb enough to believe it.

Nick should sue this thread for defamation. Each and every person who ever posted in the thread. In Tarant County Tx. Think of the Subject Matter Jurisdiction and the Groundz.

 

[Chibitzen]

MANdy Karevicius made an appearance in Rekieta's live chat last night, the first time "she" has appeared in Rekieta's chat in the past month.

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MANdy claimes that she's "been getting gaslit by KF to blackmail Nick". She also claims to have gotten "police involved" against Kiwi Farms!

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Rekieta janny CGoody, who was catfished for years by Mandy, told the catfish: "good call. no reason not to report that kind of fuckery".

Fellow Rekieta wrench Grifty said "#EffTheFarms" and added "I hope they get them on something".

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How did I miss this literal gem? Simply embarrassing.

This is so pathetically transparent. Starts with fake pandering like "How was your birthday?" Great job telling chat other people's business... "btw, I'm being gaslit!" "I called the gaslight police!". Maybe their imagination should've called the gas company instead? He's not worried about a few fake nudes circulating around inside Nick's vagina, but he needs to be sure that Nick's wrenches are waiting and willing to get in on the fix should the discovery behind such hilariously altered images start making the rounds within the Locals harem. Protect me, CGoody! Cast them away with your Illusionary vanity spells!

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Long trials can get pretty boring. There are a little cluster of streamers who have minor success with bail/custody/DUI trials. Most of them got started watching Sov Cits, a weird off-shoot of people who have their own alternative view of law. Now their bread and butter is a few charismatic small-town judges. My favourite is Law Talk with Mike.,

 

[Buster Scruggs]

My favorite Rekieta fact is that shilling the Baldo isn’t even his own original joke. The Who’s Right podcast (consistently better that Nick’s shows) was joking and shilling it like two years ago, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Nick heard of it through that very podcast when they connected with WATP and TDS. I sincerely doubt he has an original bone in his entire body.

 

[Swole McPole]

He has told this story before, and it was another woman who liked dark meat.

I believe the subtext of this story is that it wasn't having five children that ruined Our Wife's vagina, rather, it was the scores and scores of well hung young black bulls that turned her inside out

Kayla was naturally pretty before. Not drop dead beautiful, but pretty. She looks so fake now, it's sad.

I don't know that I'd go that far. She wasn't a complete pooch. In some photographs, she looks half-tolerable, in others she's been beaten with the ugly stick. I think the most honest assessment is that she's absolutely average. A Minnesota 5. You wouldn't be embarrassed to have taken her home from a club for a one night stand, but she's not sufficiently good looking that you'd pursue her on the basis of her looks alone. She'd need to have something else about her to make her into the kind of woman you'd see on a steady basis.

Something like a willingness to tolerate or indulge your fetishes. An enthusiasm for getting ploughed by a string of big black bulls while you watch, masturbating furiously in the corner of the room?

 

[Maude Snew]

He spends that time on Tindr finding bulls for the wife or polishing the bull's balldo.

Nooooo, stalker child, Matt from Tindr did not fart into my wife's vagina.

 

[Swole McPole]

Call me a prude, but once you visit "hedonism 2" you just have nothing to say about morality anymore.

I'm not so inflexible. I'd be willing to listen to what he has to say about the issue if he was open about his visits to Hedonism 2, provided he was prepared to admit to those visits and honestly acknowledge the reasons why he visits and the kind of acts he engages in while he's there.

At the moment though, It's like the Rekieta version of Schoedinger's Cat. I'll call it Rekieta's Cake. Rekieta has eaten the cake. Nevertheless, he also wants to believe that he has the cake. And the Cake also exists in some other dimensional half-having/half-eaten state, in which the cake's existance is contingent on whatever Nick needs his audience to believe about the cake at any given time.

Oh, fuck it. It doesn't need a half-assed theory of Nick's belief system. The man is just a liar. Why would anybody listen to a bald-faced liar pontificating about morality?

First step towards living a moral life: stop telling so many goddamned lies.

Rekieta janny CGoody, who was catfished for years by Mandy, told the catfish: "good call. no reason not to report that kind of fuckery".

Fellow Rekieta wrench Grifty said "#EffTheFarms" and added "I hope they get them on something".

This goes some way to explaining why the people who remain in Locals are still there. They're all flat-out retarded mongs.

When you've just been presented with hard evidence that somebody has been faking their identity -- posting pics that they claim to be of themselves, but which they've actually downloaded off the internet and gone to some lengths to try and ensure they wouldn't be discovered in a reverse image search, and then they tell you that they've somehow 'gotten the police involved' (not that they've reported an offence, because no offence has been committed, and of course, there'd be a case number that could be checked), if you're even half-way sentient, your immediate response would be 'What the fuck, Mandy? Why have you been posting all these fake pictures of yourself?'

That would surely be true for CGoody who has been going around giving people the impression he was banging her. Was CGoody banging a troon? Was he knowingly banging a troon? Was it just an online thing? Wasn't there some kind of online rivalry between Cynthia and Mandy for CGoody's affections, in which the troon triumphed? How fucking embarrassing for Cynthia. Yet how much more embarrassing for CGoody -- who clearly doesn't have any problems with the fact that he was banging a troon.

Anyway, they're all learning disabled. Somebody should inform their care providers that they're all being catfished on the internet by troons. Unfortunately THAT would be touching the cow, so catfish away, troonaroonies. Catfish away!

 

[genericwhitemale]

New clip about the balldo being a funny joke.

The thing with this clip is that on one hand, he's trying to make it seem like people who aren't laughing with him about the Balldo are intentionally obtuse and don't get an obvious joke, which is extremely disingenuous. But at the same time - and I talked about this in another thread - the Balldo perfectly embodies everything that's gone wrong with his show and why his audience has turned on him. When people subscribed to the channel "Rekieta Law", it's because they wanted to listen to a lawyer talk about something either directly or tangentially relevant to the law, hence his slogan "lawsplaining the internet." For all of his bitching about Legal Eagle, at least he sticks to that. He makes a video discussing a legal issue or gives a lawyer's perspective on something relevant. People didn't subscribe to hear about sex toys. They don't care about the opinions of the CEOs of said sex toy companies. They don't give a fuck about degenerate cumbrains like Coomalot who have nothing interesting to say except talk about sex. They want to hear you lawsplain. It's the easiest fucking thing in the world: just stick to what your audience want. I don't know why he doesn't realise this. Despite his objections, Rekieta Law is a law channel.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

The thing with this clip is that on one hand, he's trying to make it seem like people who aren't laughing with him about the Balldo are intentionally obtuse and don't get an obvious joke, which is extremely disingenuous. But at the same time - and I talked about this in another thread - the Balldo perfectly embodies everything that's gone wrong with his show and why his audience has turned on him. When people subscribed to the channel "Rekieta Law", it's because they wanted to listen to a lawyer talk about something either directly or tangentially relevant to the law, hence his slogan "lawsplaining the internet." For all of his bitching about Legal Eagle, at least he sticks to that. He makes a video discussing a legal issue or gives a lawyer's perspective on something relevant. People didn't subscribe to hear about sex toys. They don't care about the opinions of the CEOs of said sex toy companies. They don't give a fuck about degenerate cumbrains like Coomalot who have nothing interesting to say except talk about sex. They want to hear you lawsplain. It's the easiest fucking thing in the world: just stick to what your audience want. I don't know why he doesn't realise this. Despite his objections, Rekieta Law is a law channel.

I think the main problem with Nick is that he’s always searching for the next big thing to grift on, and at this path he began to alienate most of his audience.

He began grifting on Vic Mignogna, then Maddox, then Rittenhouse, then Depp, and so goes on. So it is not a mystery that he is always searching for the next big grift.

And there was a time at the internet that grifting at the “Christian values” was bringing attention, so he also did that.

But then, at some point he convinced himself that people watched him because of his personality, not because of his public persona and lawsplaining branding. So he began speaking out about the degenerate shit he was interested on.

Initially, some of the audience that were alienated by the degeneracy were taken aback, but they just went silent while watching. They though that the channel would remain with the brand that he build up before, and those were just isolated moments of degeneracy that they could endure.

But there was another coomer part of the audience that liked that crap, and Nick saw them and thought that this coomer audience was another grift he could go into.

So he went all in with the degeneracy. Talked about all that hedonistic shit, went to shirtless thot streams, and upped the scale at his blood alcohol levels. He done things that any reasonable non-coomer brain person would see and think: “wow, all this crap is highly inappropriate for a married man, father of 5 children”. And now, some of his most assiduous viewers began to hate-watch him via Elissa clips, or go here to trash talk this piece of garbage degenerate fraud.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Great job telling chat other people's business... "btw, I'm being gaslit!" "I called the gaslight police!". Maybe their imagination should've called the gas company instead?

The catfish is giving off strong Monica Rial vibes with that one.

consistently better that Nick’s shows

Not a high bar.

I believe the subtext of this story is that it wasn't having five children that ruined Our Wife's vagina, rather, it was the scores and scores of well hung young black bulls that turned her inside out

Speaking of. Nick's mom looks like she burned quite a bit of coal back in her day. Maybe still does.

That would surely be true for CGoody who has been going around giving people the impression he was banging her

CGoody is either retarded or Mandy.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Bros.... It's so over.... She called the cyberpolice.. Anyone who didn't use Incognito is fucked.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I watched the clip of Nick insisting the Balldo shtick is “SO FUNNY” and it really sounds like he’s trying to persuade Rumble execs to trust him, he’s an actual comedian!

He also sets up the straw man that “People are afraid it will get me cancelled.” Maybe this applies to someone in his IRL world, but I haven’t seen anyone saying this is why they’re fed up to the back teeth of the Balldo and related degeneracy. It’s because NO ONE CARES.

The Balldo shit is only comedy gold to Rekieta, who is always drunk and can’t read social cues.

The real comedy gold? Watching Nick’s metrics tank and his entire grift fall apart because he insists on doing drunken degenerate shows that only entertain him and the absolute mongs who live in his Locals.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

I watched the clip of Nick insisting the Balldo shtick is “SO FUNNY” and it really sounds like he’s trying to persuade Rumble execs to trust him, he’s an actual comedian!

He also sets up the straw man that “People are afraid it will get me cancelled.” Maybe this applies to someone in his IRL world, but I haven’t seen anyone saying this is why they’re fed up to the back teeth of the Balldo and related degeneracy. It’s because NO ONE CARES.

The Balldo shit is only comedy gold to Rekieta, who is always drunk and can’t read social cues.

The real comedy gold? Watching Nick’s metrics tank and his entire grift fall apart because he insists on doing drunken degenerate shows that only entertain him and the absolute mongs who live in his Locals.

Wouldn't it be funny if I tanked my entire life by being an alcoholic sexual degenerate?! I'm ruining my life because it's funny! Why do you people not understand social cues?!