Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick paid a company to clip his content for him, and there are a lot ready to go.

I thought he had ryan the editor do it for him?

 

[Henri Barbusse]

It seems like the grandparents were the uber-Catholics. We know little about the parents--even from Nick's stories.

It might be that the parents were one step further, and Nick took it even further.

Looks like the usual and common pattern of rise and fall of family fortune in three generations. First generation builds it up. Second generation takes full advantage of it, but they didn't grow up rich so they appreciate and maintain it. Third generation goes to hell, has no understanding of needing to work to maintain their lifestyle and loses it.

 

[Peace Through Power]

New clip about the balldo being a funny joke.

Just thinking..
Nick thinks the balldo is a funny joke
then he used it and became a spokesperson for it and its still a funny joke
His friend makes "jokes" about being a pedophile
hmm...

 

[ChromaQuack]

he wants everyone to come with him

Of course he does, he's made that abundantly clear last year. Unless you're black, then replace the second to last word with "in".

 

[Prince_Stolas]

People get annoyed at this, but they do not understand, and trials are mostly uninteresting.

Then why the fuck did you choose to become a lawyer in the first place? Was it all only about the money for you? If that is true, Nick surely does not come off as a person who would toil at a job he dislikes (or any job at all for that matter). So is he just retarded? Is that the takeaway?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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Sean issued a correction

Also spectre had been bragging about getting close to sean near the end of 2022. I assume spectre saw nick sperging out on his fans on discord, saw the writing on the wall and tried to jump ship to sean but sean slapped that shit down and spectre slinked back to nick's discord.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Newest IG follow is someone named Madden. Onlyfans in her bio. She follows him back, too.

For those keeping score at home, the acronym for Minneapolis is Mpls, and the "mpls" and the end of her username is likely a reference to that.

BTW, it's worth noting that the Instagram account is private. This is really weird for an "Onlyfans star". The reason the whole "Onlyfans in bio" thing became a meme on Twitter and elsewhere is that the realities of the math makes that the name of the game: go viral, get millions of impressions on your tweets, and hope to convert 1 in 30,000 of the people who viewed your tweet to actually pay for your OF account for some reason. That means you ordinarily don't want a private account. Given the presence of "Dancer" in the bio, I'm speculating that this person is a stripper and the OF is a side thing.

7:20 am would probably be the school run. His oldest is in school in Wilmer. Scary to think he’s driving at all given how much he drinks.

We also had the old stream unearthed where Nick admitted taking or planning to take modafinil on nights where he's drinking, right before going to bed, in the hopes that its effects will kick in after a few hours and he will wake up after a very short sleep.
Modafinil, of course, being the drug he insists he never mixes with alcohol because he feels it delays and then strengthens the effect of drinking alcohol.

Nick should not be driving at 6, 7, 8 in the morning. Even if you assume he perfectly calibrates his drinking to not be impacted by that, the issue of sleep deprivation alone is enough to give reason for concern. He's talked about how the midnight shower call was not that weird because he goes to bed around five in the morning (and is often Tweeting around then anyway).

So, what you're saying is we can expect there to be "more trips to the [twin] cities" or "emergency trips to the cities"?

Good to know.

I think that has as potential to be meme. Right up there with "shower call" and "I hope you make all the money in the world "

The EMERGENCY DRIVE where Nick had to cancel his show and wasn't home until after three in the morning and then was shortly afterwards found to be following Sweet Minty was hilarious.

Pretty gay of the Fudd Buster guys to go on Rekieta's stream in the first place. Even gayer, they didn't view their time on his shitshow of a stream negatively, or, more likely, they're unwilling to publicly critique the blundering alcoholic.

I don't view it that way at all. This sounds like their version of "I love Rekieta, I hope Rekieta makes a billion dollars, but he's a creepy drunk weirdo sometimes."

 

[Potatoherder]

He isn't wrong about trials being boring but he is the entertainer and exists to make them entertaining. The problem he has is the major factor in them being entertaining were the panels. He is too lazy to get those organized. The decision to stop talking during streams also hurts it a lot. If it's boring just talk over it. The chat will be incentivized to correct you should you make a mistake.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Then why the fuck did you choose to become a lawyer in the first place? Was it all only about the money for you? If that is true, Nick surely does not come off as a person who would toil at a job he dislikes (or any job at all for that matter). So is he just retarded? Is that the takeaway?

Remember when Nick opined that all trials should be streamed? Why would he think this if he didn't want to exploit those streams as his content?

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

There were 3 crowder contract streams in a row then a Friday panel one with drex and camelot and some others, do you remember if it was one of the later crowder streams or that panel show? I'll listen through them at work tomorrow and see if I can find it

Edit to add: this is the first of the series of crowder streams in case you wanna comb through them before I get to it

It's Time to [Start] Stop: Reviewing Crowder on Contracts, and a Disturbing Investigation

Crowder is out here, exposing big conservative media contracts. Let's take a look at what he's got, and talk about where he is going. After that we're going to look into a very disturbing investigatio

rumble.com

Update, I have listened through all the videos from that week of streams and a crowder stream from the next week, I will continue searching through the next week of streams but after that I can't promise I'll continue, in the mean time I have found a couple of interesting clips

First I found this short pedo bit amusing what with his change in stance towards vito and cuties

And then I found this

Which is a very stark difference from his crinkle bottom joke

 

[Neetorino]

My fingers ache, but here it is, the 2022 (and 2023 for comparison) streaming calendar for Nick!


(Calendars created at https://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/)
As with before, Blue means Daytime Stream, Green means Night Stream. The brown markers are for the two streams from the Hedonism II Resort where he definitely wasn't looking for chocolate men.

Here's the month-by-month breakdown:

It's kind of amazing that even with the YouTube ban taking him out mid-July, Nick still managed to stream more night shows in 2022 than in 2023. In fact, if Nick doesn't stream a few more times this year, 2022 night shows will tie or beat the entirety of 2023. As of right now, there's an 80 show difference between this year and last year, mostly trial streams but still that's pretty huge and completely unrecoverable. If Rumble thought Nick was a good deal for content they were sorely mistaken.

Edit: Forgot to attach the Excel sheet, this time with the 2022 data. XenForo hates .ods files so it's zipped up again. I apologize if it's hard to navigate or just ugly to look at, but you can suffer as I do for the sake of convenience.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Bullshit. Arguing with speds on twitter is not work, and he barely puts in 12 hours a week on screen, and does no show prep. Maybe texting guests, during the few times he has them on.


And he still has an editor? WTF. Just set up a clip channel, ya mong.

He claims he is afraid to set up another channel because his Rekieta Media channel was banned shortly after his YT ban on the main channel was overturned. He thinks it was for ban evasion, and at the time he said he was not sure if he COULD have a second channel.

I am sure we are WAY past that being an issue. I am also sure I have not heard him mention his YT manager in the last year. I am equally sure that he would say that this second channel would be so much work to get people to subscribe to 2 whole channels, and the whole idea of LOCALS and Rumble was to be in one place...

He isn't wrong about trials being boring but he is the entertainer and exists to make them entertaining. The problem he has is the major factor in them being entertaining were the panels. He is too lazy to get those organized. The decision to stop talking during streams also hurts it a lot. If it's boring just talk over it. The chat will be incentivized to correct you should you make a mistake.

A relevant quote from his LOCALS stream to address this:

'When you are sitting there for 8-10 hours and there is nothing going on--no superchats coming in--you start to wonder if it is worth it.'

 

[Balldo's Gate]

MANdy Karevicius made an appearance in Rekieta's live chat last night, the first time "she" has appeared in Rekieta's chat in the past month.



MANdy claimes that she's "been getting gaslit by KF to blackmail Nick". She also claims to have gotten "police involved" against Kiwi Farms!




Rekieta janny CGoody, who was catfished for years by Mandy, told the catfish: "good call. no reason not to report that kind of fuckery".

Fellow Rekieta wrench Grifty said "#EffTheFarms" and added "I hope they get them on something".

 

[Strix454]

Then why the fuck did you choose to become a lawyer in the first place?

After three years of full-time work in the 2000s, Nick was done with that. All those damn babies Kalya had to have were also ruining Nick's mood. Mom and dad were paying many of his bills including the house. But Mom and dad wouldn't pay for everything like Nick wanted. They also were not down with Nick hanging around the house all day watching porn, playing video games and looking at the internet.

So they came up with a deal. Nick would do the law school thing and then they would buy him his own law firm. Nick figured it would be like college again when he got that creative writing degree. That he could have most of his time to himself in exchange for minimum effort in school. And after law school, Nick likely saw himself as doing important cases for drug dealers, criminals and prostitutes. Lawyers also set their own hours and don't have to listen to the man which probably appealed to Nick as well.

Nick did the school thing which lasted three years and Nick thought that sucked (there were not even underwear parties or dorms). Then Nick did the attorney thing for three years and Nick thought that sucked too.

And so here we are. Nick has spent his entire life avoiding any adult responsibility and figuring out ways to get his parents to pay for him not to work. Law School was just part of that path to being a 40 year old child.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Listening to an Elissa Clips segment I find it funny how Nick bitches about people saying shitty things about him when he's literally in a lawsuit for slandering a random dude with pedo allegations repeatedly.

MANdy claimes that she's "been getting gaslit by KF to blackmail Nick". She also claims to have gotten "police involved" against Kiwi Farms!

How the fuck does someone get gaslit into blackmailing someone else?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He usually averages 60 hours work per week. He used to use SM to relax, but it is now part of work. This is NOT a complaint, he says.

Where the fuck did 60 hours average come from? His bare minimum is 3 streams a week and even if you include locals that's 6 hours a day...where the fuck did he put 42 hours a week into? Where is the work? Show me the work nick! What did you produce?

 

[Retink Retunk]

where the fuck did he put 42 hours a week into? Where is the work? Show me the work nick! What did you produce?

He spends that time on Tindr finding bulls for the wife or polishing the bull's balldo.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

MANdy claimes that she's "been getting gaslit by KF to blackmail Nick". She also claims to have gotten "police involved" against Kiwi Farms!

He's starting to sound more and more like our dear friend Cynthia every day

 

[zyclonPD]

The one consistent guy is "SNEAKO".
It took several re-opening of the incog tab to get a different set of people. "SNEAKO" is still number one, but everyone else is new.

Sneako is the new based right wing talking head. Cuckieta law defending cuties with Dax Herrera is old news. The circle of right wing life continues.

 

[Chibitzen]

As far as Nick is concerned, objective morality is a nice idea, but that's as far as it goes. Nick lives in relax world and he wants everyone to come with him. He allegedly wanted everyone to "loosen the fuck up" since the beginning, and if Nick didn't then, he certainly does now

He completely obliterates his own points by proselytizing here to others that they should simply "loosen the fuck up". So he's not throwing out objective morality at all, he just wants others to ignore their own conscience and follow him down a garden path. He's done so by demonizing views that fall stricter than his own. Apparently he's so massively butt hurt (Those monsters!) that any spotlight that leads to an explicit critique of him has to be considered a threat. He's that weak-minded that he can't cope with external analysis. And he's supposed to be the role model??