Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
Rumble came close to the $272 YT got. JasonOfTGA accounts for 65% or $140 of rants. Nick(31197417) was quite chatty today with 8 messages. All of them were after 2:50am central. Nothing super interesting was said in the rants or by nick in my opinion. I'm not known for detailed rundowns of these logs but expect them to be even less so while i am distracted by fishtank.
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Total Rumbles: $ 215
Rumble Count: 21 ( 13 )
Conversion Rate Raw: 0.4 ( Adjusted: 0.25% )
Peak Viewers: 5250
Peaked time: 2023-12-19 01:06:53.635453425 -0600 CST m=+18331.556670809
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Chat Messages: 3020 ( 315 unique users )
Muted: 0
Deleted: 0
Unknown: 1
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StreamID: 240954437
Start: 2023-12-18 21:26:35.156164438 -0600 CST m=+5113.077381822
End: 2023-12-19 03:41:13.175330198 -0600 CST m=+27591.096547525
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StreamURL: https://rumble.com/v421uw8-trump-ju...matthew-perry-ketamine-od-from-johns-hop.html
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Are there really more than 1300 people watching at 11am CST?
As a benefit of the doubt towards rumble, even when I watched every stream it was always the next day at work and 11 CST is 9 PST so it isn't totally out there that there would be a thousand view bump around that time in my opinion
 
Nick did a LOCALS stream:

- Beeping robot must be on holiday. He is missed.

- He starts by coping in response to someone in chat saying he 'does not know about women'. He says that you do not have to take his advice. You can wear long shorts past the knees, wear a Hitler youth haircut, and have a bunch of guys tell you you are awesome. You do not have to take his advice, and you can do what you want.

- Someone brought up Kino Casino, and Nick said that people can say whatever they want. Their shtick is provoking for a reaction tey can make money from. He does not watch, but from what he has been sent, Andy is saying things 'out of pocket' about someone that was 'super-duper nice to him when he was acting like a fucking retard'. He has 'never been negative' about Andy at all.

- Nick says that the 'rules' online are weird, and they change constantly. It used to be 'leaning into jokes' when criticised, but now it is 'ignore it', but now it can be interpreted as if you are 'mad', so some people end up responding. In the end, there are no rules, but prepared statements are the worst way to deal with anything. You have to just let it all go.

- People are accusing Nick of 'crimes' and 'defamation by definition', but you cannot go after them. You have to leave them alone. FuddBusters is different because someone used law enforcement to go against him and that is a tort.

- Someone commented that the LOCALS chat is 'unusable' and worse than DISCORD--which they hate. Nick does not want to deal with DISCORD, and he has pondered many ways to get rid of his or give it to someone else. It is only a drain on him. He pays for it, and he has no reason to. He had plans to re-incorporate DISCORD to his SM usage, but he uses so many now that it is too tiring to interact on them all. Why would people want the DISCORD if it is a LOCALS perq? One of the big issues with the DISCORD was that people there were not paying. They did not belong there.

It is called a SM manager, Nick. No one with any minor celebrity interacts like a real person on SM.

- DISCORD has no growth potential. He wants LOCALS to copy some of DISCORD. He wants them to incorporate a voice chat. Wednesday Live Chat was great. People would just chat and supply topics, so he did not have to bring in guests. He cannot do it on DISCORD because it would not work because of the people and problems that are in there. He has a list of subscribers with their e-mails in a list that a bot uses to manages access to DISCORD, and your info is stuck there even after you cancel. People asked if their information could be removed, and Nick said 'no', it will persist as a cancelled sub listing.

LOL! Nick has a list of people's e-mails! I think it would be funny if he went and counted the 'active' vs 'inactive' subs.

- Nick does not 'have the bandwidth' to do a LOCALS pre-show before the 11 PM CST timeslot. He might do an early LOCALS show, and a later Rumble show. He has to talk to see what Rumble is thinking.

- Nick has to leave at 7.20 everyday to drive his children somewhere. He wants to do trial streaming, and he will do Clenney in January. He hopes that when his oldest gets a licence, it might change, but he will still have kids to del with. People get annoyed at this, but they do not understand, and trials are mostly uninteresting.

- Nick responds to the criticism that he just does not want to spend hours streaming (a trial) with the fact that he streams 4-5 hours a day, plus the time spent on research, networking, and scheduling guests. On top of that, he had to deal with his lawsuit. The lawsuit is definitely work because it is related to his job. He only gets paid for a lot of time. He usually averages 60 hours work per week. He used to use SM to relax, but it is now part of work. This is NOT a complaint, he says.

- Nick says that December numbers for a creator do not count because people are busy and advertisers do not pay. It will only be a problem if it continues past December.

- He heard about Emily Baker's app for notifications. People in chat liked the idea, but Nick hates the idea of another app and so would never implement it.

- Nick paid a company to clip his content for him, and there are a lot ready to go. He just has not sat down and set up access so they can post them. He is so busy, sometimes he just hates being in the same room as his work computer, so he has not done it. He also tangents off into horror stories about stolen channels and him being afraid of that happening to him. It would be irrecoverable.
 
He usually averages 60 hours work per week. He used to use SM to relax, but it is now part of work. This is NOT a complaint, he says.
Bullshit. Arguing with speds on twitter is not work, and he barely puts in 12 hours a week on screen, and does no show prep. Maybe texting guests, during the few times he has them on.

Nick paid a company to clip his content for him, and there are a lot ready to go. He just has not sat down and set up access so they can post them. He is so busy, sometimes he just hates being in the same room as his work computer, so he has not done it. He also tangents off into horror stories about stolen channels and him being afraid of that happening to him. It would be irrecoverable.
And he still has an editor? WTF. Just set up a clip channel, ya mong.
 
Looks like someone is gonna be getting a 2am girl talk shower text.

As an aside the “underwear party” thing has become one of my favorite new Rekieta memes. It’s like a gay version of the gross transbian fantasy of being and a girls slumber party. Just utter depraved homosexuality from a man who thinks it makes him some cool alpha male and the pickled retard thinks that it makes the Karen Farms seethe at him. :story:
 

The baldo man sure is getting a good reputation as a degenerate person.
But for the baldo man we are just seething, you see? A public figure getting the reputation as a degenerate freak it's just f-u-n-n-y. Why are you so serious about it? What?! The baldo man main income comes from his public persona?? What?! Nooooo. Wrong. It's just f-u-n-n-y.
Your streaming network getting to know you as a degenerate sure will pay dividends right? Every big streamer wants to associate with degeneracy right? Because it's f-u-n-n-y. Don't be weird about it.
 
- Someone brought up Kino Casino, and Nick said that people can say whatever they want. Their shtick is provoking for a reaction tey can make money from. He does not watch, but from what he has been sent, Andy is saying things 'out of pocket' about someone that was 'super-duper nice to him when he was acting like a fucking retard'. He has 'never been negative' about Andy at all.
So when Nick roasts people online it's helpful commentary, but also "funny", and certainly not about provocation. When other people roast him online, it's "making money" and meant to get a reaction.

Of course, Nick being a faggot who also happens to be a narcissist...

- Can't admit he is obsessed about what others say about him ("I don't watch")
- Uses funny words and alcohol to cover up his inner nasty side
- Couldn't take a criticism if it saved his life

This faggot still doesn't get Comedy. His fragile little ego doesn't get immunity just because "but I was nice to them!".
 
One of the big issues with the DISCORD was that people there were not paying. They did not belong there.
And this is the key to everything. He is at the milking stage. He only wants to do something if he can directly profit from it right now.
Nick says that December numbers for a creator do not count because people are busy and advertisers do not pay. It will only be a problem if it continues past December.
Rumble doesn't really have advertisers because mediamatters knocked them out. They really would like to have people paying them directly via rumble rants and subs. He should focus on rumble rants and channel subs as the metric. Afaik he get demonized on yt so it doesn't matter at all.

I run without an adblock to debug and these are the ads that run on rumble and have so for months. They are the lowest of low:
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- Beeping robot must be on holiday. He is missed.
No CHIRP. Sad.
You do not have to take his advice, and you can do what you want.
Honestly the best advice he's ever given.
He had plans to re-incorporate DISCORD to his SM usage, but he uses so many now that it is too tiring to interact on them all.
Maybe if stopped spending time following instagram hos he'd have time to manage his social media properly.
He has to talk to see what Rumble is thinking.
They're thinking they made a mistake giving you a contract.
- Nick has to leave at 7.20 everyday to drive his children somewhere.
This dude stays up until 4 or 5 drunk off his ass. This is actually dangerous.
they do not understand, and trials are mostly uninteresting.
I'm sure most are but your audience was begging you to cover trials. There's an audience for it, just look at Emily Baker or hell, Law and Crime's youtube channel.
- Nick paid a company to clip his content for him, and there are a lot ready to go. He just has not sat down and set up access so they can post them. He is so busy, sometimes he just hates being in the same room as his work computer, so he has not done it. He also tangents off into horror stories about stolen channels and him being afraid of that happening to him. It would be irrecoverable.
So he's paying another person to do work for him but won't actually let them do the work? Seems par for the course honestly.
 
In an ideal world (or a 'world of ideals') a consistent moral/philosophical stance is both admirable and desirable. In the real world, there is always ambiguity because not everyone will play by the rules, and the underlying assumptions of many outlooks do not map directly to reality. While you might admire people that can take a 100% consistent stand, it eventually ends up in a no-win endgame where 'If we do X, we are just as bad as them!' and people die or starve--whether by natural or hostile manipulative causes.

I do not know when 100% consistent morals and ideology became the epitome of virtue, but it sure has contributed to a rise in the population of hypocrites and a rise in the 'gotcha' style de-boonking and shaming of ideological opponents that is a net negative.

In the relax world, people do what they have to do. I thought everyone learned this as they grew up.


Nick does not seem like he has learned this. Perhaps it is ignorance due to his financially insulated upbringing and life experience, idiocy, or just plain punditry to cater to the group that gives him a return.

Nick confirmed during his Locals stream on November 9 that he did indeed learn that people do what they have to do. One of Nick's opening statements on the matter was that he agreed with objectively morality, but only in concept as it doesn't work in everyone's interest (presumably because self-interest is the highest value). This is one of the the main reasons why Nick doesn't see himself as a hypocrite. Nick is allergic to accountability, and he can't be a hypocrite if no real standards exist. Even if Nick did have standards, it's his selective application that also makes him a hypocrite.

Nick also agrees that anyone who holds to objective morality are bad people (monsters even). Here's a short clip from his 30 minute heresy rant:



As far as Nick is concerned, objective morality is a nice idea, but that's as far as it goes. Nick lives in relax world and he wants everyone to come with him. He allegedly wanted everyone to "loosen the fuck up" since the beginning, and if Nick didn't then, he certainly does now:



Nick's upbringing certainly factors in, but his lax views on morality aren't unique to the upper-class. Wealthy people just have easier access to the means of their ends. Kind of like that "money is an amplifier" saying.

Edit: spelling
 
Nick paid a company to clip his content for him, and there are a lot ready to go.

And he still has an editor? WTF. Just set up a clip channel, ya mong.

Hiring an actual editor, setting expectations around the role and following through on that would require Nicki to act like a responsible adult male capable of running his own business. Not only would that take away from his 2 hour showers where he texts people and argues with retards on Xitter, it would mess with his cuck headspace he needs to be in as he prepares the snack tray for the next bull to arrive.

Here's to hoping he hired Screenwave and one day we can have a Bimmy & Balldoman crossover.
 
For those keeping score at home, the acronym for Minneapolis is Mpls, and the "mpls" and the end of her username is likely a reference to that.
So, what you're saying is we can expect there to be "more trips to the [twin] cities" or "emergency trips to the cities"?

Good to know.

I think that has as potential to be meme. Right up there with "shower call" and "I hope you make all the money in the world "

Only Othias (from C&Rsenal on youtube) was put off by the degeneracy.
I always liked Othias. His shows with Mae are always fun and educational.

It would be funny if Ian McCollum (good friend of Othias) got wind of this somehow and he made an offhand comment. It's widely believed that his relationship with Karl fell apart over Karl's support for various acts of degeneracy.
 
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I run without an adblock to debug and these are the ads that run on rumble and have so for months. They are the lowest of low:
The worst part about those ads is they'll be a few minute long and have no skip button, had an ad block issue a while back and clicked on an old mati and had to close it out because ads make my blood boil
 
Okay now that I've seen more candid pics of LR some of them are giving Lilliee Jean vibes....
Good observation! I forgot LJ even existed.

LR:
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LJ:
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Same eyes.

LJ seems to be packing on the pounds though. Whereas LR is going in the opposite direction. Supposedly at the direction of Nick.
 
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