Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Crypto Six Gorillionaire]

I saw a clip of Lucas today and came to the conclusion that he's starting to pass.

We can be glad of it, depending on what you mean by 'starting to pass'

 

[GettrGriftr]

Did anyone watch those clips (or, shudder, the actual gawdawful streams) and find Lucas' laugh so absolutely put on, forced, and completely inauthentic? I actually winced with embarrassment for him.

Add failed actor to his ever-growing list of failures.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I'll never understand this excuse. I've seen retards more retarded cripples more crippled and troons more troonier than Keffals hold down jobs that are a lot harder than working the counter at a bar or coffee shop
I thought these unemployed leftist types were owning their unemployment now. "We're not being exploited by the capitalists" and such.

its all about being a victim. trying does not matter as long as you have list of things to throw at anyone who questions you. in reality keffals could get a real job without much issue. he would just get fired pretty fast for hiding in the back room or making weird remarks to coworkers or customers.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Late to the party bit I fucking knew this faggot was gonna read KF for clout.
... Was I mentioned?

 

[A. G. Peak]

Lucas crying over kiwifarms victims* and then ripping a fat pull off of his vape was hilarious. Also, since anyone who uses kiwi farms is ontologically evil, that makes the Keffals guntguarding pinkangle evil by association

*websites can’t kill people

Here's that segment alongside his chat.

"I don't even want to go over the victims." ...literally one second later... "Rest in peace, Near..."

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Here's that segment alongside his chat.

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"I don't even want to go over the victims." ...literally one second later... "Rest in peace, Near..."

The fucking peepos, so solemn.

 

[Fugma]

Is Keffals winning yet?

 

['Ole Dente]

I saw a clip of Lucas today and came to the conclusion that he's starting to pass.

Lucas has passed pretty well for a while now. There’s no harm in admitting that because it doesn’t detract from the fact that he’s a cow and he regularly trainwrecks. I’d say his penchant for causing drama over nothing and having weird emotional breakdowns over things helps him pass as a woman, more than takes away from it.

 

[Kees H]

Did anyone watch those clips (or, shudder, the actual gawdawful streams) and find Lucas' laugh so absolutely put on, forced, and completely inauthentic? I actually winced with embarrassment for him.

Add failed actor to his ever-growing list of failures.

His laugh is one of the most horrifying thing I've ever heard. He just laughs like this, but it must be part of his "voice training" to sound more "feminine" or some dumb shit that he laughs this way. It indeed sounds like he's forcing it, but that is most likely because someone who thought him a more "feminine" voice that he is forcing all of the time.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I saw a clip of Lucas today and came to the conclusion that he's starting to pass.

Pass gas maybe

 

[Phenomena]

DailyWire x Keffals crossover

 

[AnOminous]

"I don't even want to go over the victims." ...literally one second later... "Rest in peace, Near..."

Why is he making death threats to Near?

Lucas has passed pretty well for a while now. There’s no harm in admitting that because it doesn’t detract from the fact that he’s a cow and he regularly trainwrecks. I’d say his penchant for causing drama over nothing and having weird emotional breakdowns over things helps him pass as a woman, more than takes away from it.

Only in carefully curated appearances. Viewed in profile he just looks like a fat guy. And then there's this:

 

[TyrasGuard]

Does he know that when he dies, his carcass is going to be propped up for other trannies to use against the site?

 

[Fornicario]

Jesus, he's desperate to piggyback a new grift.

 

[MeltyTW]

It's best to forget any thoughts you've ever had of using Wikipedia to your advantage. You don't have a say in the matter.

this is why i will let it die with no donation,

I find the conspiratorial thinking of Lucas some random commie on xitter is a prominent kiwifarms user amusing. Do you think he was paranoid like this before the drug abuse?

its true though, everyone regardless of affiliation or race or politics hates keffals to the point of constructing an elaborate conspiracy spanning the globe against him. Josh and all the world leaders meet at the Vatican every Sunday to best fuck with him

I saw a clip of Lucas today and came to the conclusion that he's starting to pass.

Thought you meant pass away as in die for a second and got excited. But nah keffals is a hideous beast that can just sometimes pull enough smoke and mirrors to resemble a she-beast instead, I'll kindly remind everyone not to validate the delusions of the zoo animals please

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Here's that segment alongside his chat.

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"I don't even want to go over the victims." ...literally one second later... "Rest in peace, Near..."

Hey look, he's shedding the same amount of tears he did for his guinea pig.

 

[Vect]

I saw a clip of Lucas today and came to the conclusion that he's starting to pass.

As the host of Beakman's World, maybe. I don't know any women who have that hair sticking out at more right angles than a television antenna.

Lucas has passed pretty well for a while now. There’s no harm in admitting that because it doesn’t detract from the fact that he’s a cow and he regularly trainwrecks. I’d say his penchant for causing drama over nothing and having weird emotional breakdowns over things helps him pass as a woman, more than takes away from it.

3300 pages of 'YWNBAW' but as soon as he admits he reads the Farms, "eh, he kind of passes". Turns out we really are just a cheap date.

And his compass needle attraction to pointless drama and emotional breakdowns (not to mention grifting, attention seeking and general insufferableness) helps him pass more as what he is, which is a dysfunctional, manipulative and shameless man with no life purpose beyond using boilerplate gender ideology and his advent calendar of mental illnesses to Chewbacca Defense his way through a life devoid of principles, commitment or responsibility.

And then there's this:

That's particularly funny because I think on the strength of that image Null assumed he was part Pakistani.

 

[AnOminous]

3300 pages of 'YWNBAW' but as soon as he admits he reads the Farms, "eh, he kind of passes". Turns out we really are just a cheap date.

Bullshit. This fucker doesn't pass. He can't even pass GAS. He literally failed to do fart porn and faked it.

 

[Um...]

I saw a clip of Lucas today and came to the conclusion that he's starting to pass.

In the face, *maybe.* Anyone who sees him irl would clock him as a man immediately. He’s built like a refrigerator. No waist, no hips, no butt, broad shoulders that are wider than his (nonexistent) hips. That 5 o’clock shadow he still gets, the castration-induced back hump, those horrifying frankenboobs. Plus his voice is getting deeper and more masculine-sounding too.

We do not claim him and never will.

Does. NOT. pass.

 

[FiveStarAce]

I saw a clip of Lucas today and came to the conclusion that he's starting to pass.

Please stay home, the outside World isn't safe for people like you.