Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[LoveYouLongTime]

Barb probably wouldn't care. (I bet something like "waddaya need to have a working erection for? yer mah baby, the only woman you need is your momma")

Triggered.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

There was a girl called Chris
A chick with a bent l'il dick
She went to the doc
Who chopped off her cock
And both her problems were fixed

 

[AnOminous]

But he didn't. He settled in to living off the tugboat. Closing off the mediocre, but reasonably respectable and pleasant life he might have been capable of.

The shambles of a life he lives, slowly descending into madness over the years, is pretty much a punishment he's inflicted on himself. He didn't have to end up this badly.

 

[waffle]

Normal range is up to 45 degrees off straight. Everything functions normally otherwise..

Yeah, but I think that's like total curvature, like how a banana gently curves. Not how Chris has this sudden bend like a kinked piece of copper line. He probably hurt it some how and was to ashamed/afraid to tell borb.

 

[Marvin]

Yeah, but I think that's like total curvature, like how a banana gently curves. Not how Chris has this sudden bend like a kinked piece of copper line.

I wouldn't describe it that way. How bad the bend looks varies depending on how it's photographed.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Yeah, the sudden bend and the direction/location are what stand out to me. I thought they just curved slightly as a whole to the left or right.

I guess we'll never know how it's possible to actually fuck with that bent duck, unless someone finds Mia Hamm.

Chris doesn't seem to have an interest in banging a second hooker, speaking of which.

 

[Marvin]

Chris doesn't seem to have an interest in banging a second hooker, speaking of which.

Chris certainly wants to bang another hooker. He just doesn't want to pay for it. Or at least not as much.

Heh, or I bet even if Mia Hamm was charging $10, he'd stress sigh about how he shouldn't have to pay anything. And in fact, she should be coddling him and taking care of him.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Chris certainly wants to bang another hooker. He just doesn't want to pay for it. Or at least not as much.

Heh, or I bet even if Mia Hamm was charging $10, he'd stress sigh about how he shouldn't have to pay anything. And in fact, she should be coddling him and taking care of him.

If Chris still intends to get a hooker you'd best try and dissuade him from that. There are dummies out there twice as smart as Chris that get robbed by hookers.

 

[JULAY]

I wouldn't describe it that way. How bad the bend looks varies depending on how it's photographed.

To be fair, in the picture that most clearly shows the bend, he has a straight up kink in his dick. As in a sharp 45 degree angle, and not a smooth curvature that would be typical of something like Peyronie's disease. As you said, I doubt that it's a penile fracture, because the fat idiot would have been in so much pain that he would have had to go to the hospital.

Regardless, I think we can all agree that there is something very wrong with his duck, no matter what the underlying cause.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Normal range is up to 45 degrees off straight. Everything functions normally otherwise.

I think the 45 degree off straight is for up-down curvature, and not to the left or right. It's very possible that Chris's bent duck is Peyronie's disease due to how sudden the curvature is and how far it is off to the side (could be from trauma from when he mass debated). Most doctors wouldn't really do anything about it unless it gets worse or if you are having issues (ED, painful sex, etc) but even if Chris has these issues, his mental state likely hides the symptoms anyway (his shitty health explaining his low libido, autism hiding the painful sex with his high pain threshold, etc).

 

[sogdiananhero]

-If you doodle some half-assed character, it exists in some parallel universe and his reality depends of your canon. Thinking otherwise is naïve.

Chris' autism allows him to intuitively grasp platonic metaphysics.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

His duck is bigger than previously photographed, and no longer bent.

For him now; he dosent care for his duck anymore

Rest in Quacks

 

[ISP]

To be fair, in the picture that most clearly shows the bend, he has a straight up kink in his dick. As in a sharp 45 degree angle, and not a smooth curvature that would be typical of something like Peyronie's disease. As you said, I doubt that it's a penile fracture, because the fat idiot would have been in so much pain that he would have had to go to the hospital.

Regardless, I think we can all agree that there is something very wrong with his duck, no matter what the underlying cause.

I'm of the firm belief his duck is cocked because of his prone masturbation. He talks about lying face down during when first start choking his duck here:
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3

In this heady days of youth, with hormones and confusion coursing through his veins I believe he went at it hard and often bent his duck in the process.

 

[Marvin]

If Chris still intends to get a hooker you'd best try and dissuade him from that. There are dummies out there twice as smart as Chris that get robbed by hookers.

Agreed.

(Although for the record, I don't babysit Chris.)

To be fair, in the picture that most clearly shows the bend, he has a straight up kink in his dick. As in a sharp 45 degree angle, and not a smooth curvature that would be typical of something like Peyronie's disease.

Heh, if we're talking about the same picture, it's taken from an angle that shows the duck kink at its most dramatic. But other angles show it as being a lot more mild, perhaps with what we see as the "corner" as being a vein or maybe a circumcision scar. It's not quite as scary as the first picture shows.

Regardless, I think we can all agree that there is something very wrong with his duck, no matter what the underlying cause.

I don't know, maybe? I mean, Chris seems to get whatever use out of it that he needs. He doesn't report issues with masturbation or sex or urination.

Really, as far as I can tell, the worst problem Chris' duck has is that it's attached to Chris.

I think the 45 degree off straight is for up-down curvature, and not to the left or right.

Dicks can curve pretty consistently in all directions.

I'm of the firm believe his duck is cocked because of his prone masturbation. He talks about lying face down during when first start chocking his duck here:
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3

In this heady days of youth, with hormones and confusion coursing through his veins I believe he went at it hard and often bent his duck in the process.

You can't bend a dick like that. You can only break it. And there's no way Chris bent his dick and didn't go to the hospital.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You can't bend a dick like that. You can only break it. And there's no way Chris bent his dick and didn't go to the hospital.

That's not true. When you break a dick, it can heal incorrectly and be bent (just like what can happen if you break a finger). If it heals incorrectly, scar tissue (aka plaque) will form and keep it bent. That is what Peyronie's disease is. Peyronie's is rare, but it does happen from trauma. So if Chris, when he was a teenager, mass-debated like is rumored and it caused trauma, it likely didn't heal right and would explain the sudden bend in his duck.

Also I am spending a Sunday night talking about an autistic manchild's bent penis. I need excitement in my life

 

[Marvin]

That's not true. When you break a dick, it can heal incorrectly and be bent (just like what can happen if you break a finger). If it heals incorrectly, scar tissue (aka plaque) will form and keep it bent. That is what Peyronie's disease is. Peyronie's is rare, but it does happen from trauma. So if Chris, when he was a teenager, mass-debated like is rumored and it caused trauma, it likely didn't heal right and would explain the sudden bend in his duck.

That's what I'm saying. You can't gradually bend a dick like it's bread dough. You can only break it, like it's a bread stick. And then it might stick like that.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That's what I'm saying. You can't gradually bend a dick like it's bread dough. You can only break it, like it's a bread stick. And then it might stick like that.

Yep, although normally a broken dick would send someone to the ER, Chris does have a high threshold of pain (and they're white trash), so it's possible he didn't get medical attention.

 

[Marvin]

Yep, although normally a broken dick would send someone to the ER, Chris does have a high threshold of pain (and they're white trash), so it's possible he didn't get medical attention.

That's the thing, I'm not convinced about his high threshold of pain in general.

Oh, and he'd definitely go to the ER. He goes for completely minuscule things.

Like once, he felt a lump in his balls, panicked, and immediately went to the ER.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That's the thing, I'm not convinced about his high threshold of pain in general.

Oh, and he'd definitely go to the ER. He goes for completely minuscule things.

Like once, he felt a lump in his balls, panicked, and immediately went to the ER.

He did cut open his own taint. Even if drunk, that's gotta hurt like hell.

 

[Marvin]

He did cut open his own taint. Even if drunk, that's gotta hurt like hell.

Oh, I'm sure it did.

Like, I don't think Chris has a high threshold of pain in general. Most of the time, I think what people mistake for him being resistant to pain, is simply him gritting his teeth and enduring it for whatever autistic motivation is on his plate at the time.

I think it might be possible that he's less sensitive to certain types of irritation. Maybe he feels subtle sensations, like razor burn differently.

But I still think if you punched Chris in the shoulder, he'd cry like a baby regardless.

Heh, he bitched like crazy about when he pepper sprayed himself. And he didn't even get an eyeful of the spray. He just sprayed a little on his wrist, and the fumes completely fucked him up.

Unless he's intentionally enduring the pain for some goal (usually pussy), I'm pretty sure Chris is a giant baby about pain.