DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Freebird]

DSP's "LOVE YOURSELF NOW" segment reminded me of another lolcow, so enjoy.

 

[Vapor Sauce]

Same parents he claims are on deaths door. I don't know about you kiwis but even if I was on the other side of the planet and I heard my parents were literally going to die tomorrow I'd be on the first flight immediately. What a fucking piece of shit, KYS Phil or quit your fuckiong family man LARP, I actually feel bad for Dave and Linda and hope they have written your ass off the wills.

This is what really makes Phil a cunt in my book. He views his family as valueless to him unless there is a chance that he will receive money from them. Phil can't be bothered to spend time with his parents during Christmas because in his eyes there's nothing to be gained from it. But you can bet your ass that if there was money involved he would zip over there like a pig to the slop trough.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

This is what really makes Phil a cunt in my book. He views his family as valueless to him unless there is a chance that he will receive money from them.

I've said it before I'll say it now: if ol' Dave didn't get a pension or an insurance policy or other form of union benefits for all those years at the plant then he's a bigger morahn and his son cause deep down that's what Phil's expecting when his dad keels over.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I rarely get MATI over lolcows but this recent "gift memberships, tis the season" shit is testing me.

Imagine conjuring "tis the season (for giving back)" in order to beg? It's a unique level of scumfuck, but wrapped in the idea that he's doing something good for his community rather than himself, the person who actually benefits.

For someone who claims to love the Christmas season, he completely fails to actually understand it. "Tis the season (for giving back)" sounds a lot like charity, too. Fake Catholic faggot.

While also not giving out free memberships that youtube gave him to give out.

 

[Lord_Point]

i am amused by watching your 75iq

well isnt someone feeling generous this holiday season.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Imagine how the Door Dash driver feels knowing this corpulent greasy fuck is the one not tipping him and dresses like that to go to the door.

0% chance a coward like phil meets them at the door, he has them leave it on the porch and probably watches out the window until they're gone

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Also:
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That's great news. Catroller was one of my favorite detractor channels, and one of the few that made videos on his fighting game antics. I'm glad they're coming back.

 

[Fapcop]

"I can't visit my parents this holiday season. Did you know December 23rd is the busiest travel day of the season? Why would I go on for the holidays to drive around in the ice and snow, I can't even go to the zoo. It's too stressful this time of year. Hotels are expensive dood!!!"

Same parents he claims are on deaths door. I don't know about you kiwis but even if I was on the other side of the planet and I heard my parents were literally going to die tomorrow I'd be on the first flight immediately. What a fucking piece of shit, KYS Phil or quit your fuckiong family man LARP, I actually feel bad for Dave and Linda and hope they have written your ass off the wills.

Actually fucking killyourself you asshole. I could even give you a pass on having no respect for Rambo, Howard, and even T Carter who you brutally curbstomped over some toys, but your fucking parents. Actually fuck yourself asshole, you literally deserve nothing from them and Dave Sr. should have fucking pulled out.

Imagine how the Door Dash driver feels knowing this corpulent greasy fuck is the one not tipping him and dresses like that to go to the door.

"Guys in their 40s have mid-life crisis, I'm not having one though."

If you ever needed more confirmation that Phil is an irredeemable pos, this would be it.

I can’t get angry over Phil whipping his dents for tips. If you’re dumb enough to give money to DSP, sucks to be you.

But in what… 14 years of living in Seattle, he has never taken the time off to go see his parents except that one time there was a wedding and Phil could guilt-gout them into giving him some cash.

This asshole spends thousands of dollars on wresslin’ JPEGs, but can’t spend 500$ on two return tickets and take an extended weekend off.

 

[San Dimas High School]

This asshole spends thousands of dollars on wresslin’ JPEGs, but can’t spend 500$ on two return tickets and take an extended weekend off.

All he had to do was use a credit card with rewards to buy his jpegs and he'd have easily had a handful of tickets by now.

 

[Corpun]

This is what really makes Phil a cunt in my book. He views his family as valueless to him unless there is a chance that he will receive money from them. Phil can't be bothered to spend time with his parents during Christmas because in his eyes there's nothing to be gained from it. But you can bet your ass that if there was money involved he would zip over there like a pig to the slop trough.

Phil is that one asshole cousin who does jack shit with the grandparents and then when one of them passes away shows up at the funeral wondering why everyone is glaring daggers in his direction.

A consoomer dumb enough to fall for any marketing gimmick (“Dood! They will give you CASH MONEY if you buy a car!”) and end up paying the highest interest rates. And too incompetent to figure out how to make a card work for him.

What amazes me is he falls for every gimmick and buzzword despite having a business degree. Does he think being told these things are a good thing with his business background or did he miss class that day?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

This is a little off topic, but it feels appropriate somehow... today youtube recommended a VOD of a Jerma (one of the OGs, like Dave) stream to me:

It's a sponsored (gasp, oh no) House Flipper 2 stream, and it just struck me how it's the antithesis of a DSP live stream:
It's an actual chill stream (without bastardizing the term) where Jerma just casually hangs out with chat, discusses various topics, while playing a game that DSP would never touch. There's no begging, no snorts, and actual positivity, chill fun.

I don't watch as much youtube or twitch anymore as I used to 5 or 10 years ago, but it's just incredible how far the 'competition' has left DSP in the dust from the outset. No one should be surprised that the only audience DSP can hang onto are a handful of wheelchairs with their social security kahntributions. It's just such a stark contrast, House Flipper 2 is a super boring game and yet Jerma pulls (as of now) 40k views on a VOD.

Jerma is a treasure.

 

[Soyteenager]

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DSP's "LOVE YOURSELF NOW" segment reminded me of another lolcow, so enjoy.

DSP is probably pissed off that LTG managed to gather a new fanbase of TikTokTards and kids.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Phil wage quit Warzone tonight.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

really love how phil doesn't seem to even understand his own haters. him claiming that the haters are pissed that he hasn't rq bg3 yet and that it hasn't been a total failure for him. like, my man, by all means, please keep playing bg3. make 500$ a stream during it, i don't care how much you make. you are a clown dancing for my amusement. i am amused by watching your 75iq slam against such a well made and good game. i wouldn't be upset if he rq, but i wouldn't be overly happy.

by all fucking means phil, keep going with bg3.

This really.

We are way past the amount Phil makes. We're back to TIHYDP territory again with how awful he is at the game and how much of a whiney, spoiled faggot he has become playing it.

Make all the money you want Phil, it will just mean you can't play the poor card as much anymore, and we all know where the money is going. I look forward to the next excuse on why you need even more money because you really have to dig deep to find a good one after all these years.

 

[grump]

I've said it before I'll say it now: if ol' Dave didn't get a pension or an insurance policy or other form of union benefits for all those years at the plant then he's a bigger morahn and his son cause deep down that's what Phil's expecting when his dad keels over.

If you ever needed more confirmation that Phil is an irredeemable pos, this would be it.

I can’t get angry over Phil whipping his dents for tips. If you’re dumb enough to give money to DSP, sucks to be you.

But in what… 14 years of living in Seattle, he has never taken the time off to go see his parents except that one time there was a wedding and Phil could guilt-gout them into giving him some cash.

This asshole spends thousands of dollars on wresslin’ JPEGs, but can’t spend 500$ on two return tickets and take an extended weekend off.

What makes it galling is his constant LARP as Mr. Family Man. If he'd just honestly said. "Yeah I don't give a shit about my parents" it'd still be bad but not as twofaced.

 

[Balr0g]

But in what… 14 years of living in Seattle, he has never taken the time off to go see his parents except that one time there was a wedding and Phil could guilt-gout them into giving him some cash.

This asshole spends thousands of dollars on wresslin’ JPEGs, but can’t spend 500$ on two return tickets and take an extended weekend off.

Only 10 years if my math is right. and he had his parents visit two times and payed for their hotel if his words can be believed instead of letting them sleep at his house. also he had them over to fix shit in his house he couldn't fix. And again if his words are to be believed today more shit then ever is broken

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil wage quit Warzone tonight.

That 28ms bullshit was too much for him to bumblefuck his way out of, it seems.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

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DSP's "LOVE YOURSELF NOW" segment reminded me of another lolcow, so enjoy.

Him loving himself on stream is all most people know about him.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Phil changed his schedule layout, and it looks super gay. It seems like he's really trying to place more emphasis on the podcast.

https://nitter.net/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1737720356193083764#m

 

[Balr0g]

He can't write one block for Day off no sir he HAS to remind everyone that he has off from his "weorkshift". Also that picture is just rage-inducing